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    This document contains a series of riddles and jokes in Hindi with suggested answers. Some key themes include wordplay jokes playing on names of people or objects, logical inconsistencies or impossible scenarios in the riddles, and nonsensical or ridiculous answers provided as humor. The document explores a variety of lighthearted topics through brief puzzles and puns.

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    Bheja Fry

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    This document contains a series of riddles and jokes in Hindi with suggested answers. Some key themes include wordplay jokes playing on names of people or objects, logical inconsistencies or impossible scenarios in the riddles, and nonsensical or ridiculous answers provided as humor. The document explores a variety of lighthearted topics through brief puzzles and puns.

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    This document contains a series of riddles and jokes in Hindi with suggested answers. Some key themes include wordplay jokes playing on names of people or objects, logical inconsistencies or impossible scenarios in the riddles, and nonsensical or ridiculous answers provided as humor. The document explores a variety of lighthearted topics through brief puzzles and puns.

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    Bheja Fry

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    Kamlesh Maheshwari
    This document contains a series of riddles and jokes in Hindi with suggested answers. Some key themes include wordplay jokes playing on names of people or objects, logical inconsistencies or impossible scenarios in the riddles, and nonsensical or ridiculous answers provided as humor. The document explores a variety of lighthearted topics through brief puzzles and puns.

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    FULLEE FALTOO

    PJ Collection
    Kalidas ka ek bhai joote
    banata hain.Uska Naam kya
    hai?

    ► Adidas.
    Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.

    According to new research,


    3 +3 = 8
    Kaise...............socho socho

    ► Very simple …… ...... .


    .... Galti se !!!!
    In a pond there are 10 fish, one
    of them dies, and
    the water level of the pond
    increases. How?
    .................

    ►A - The other 9 fish are crying


    Two hairs on a bald man's
    head fall in love with each
    other and want
    to get married, but
    cannot.Why?
    ► Because under Indian laws, "baal
    vivaah" is illegal.
    One day a man is sitting in the
    jungle under a tree and a
    ‘sparrow' sits
    on his shoulder, and the man
    dies. Why ?

    ► Ans.Because ‘sparrow' was the name


    of an elephant.
    10 Ants are walking on a
    road. 9 are black. 1 is white.
    Why ?

    ► One of them is a widow


    What are the three versions
    of JAVA software?

    ► 1.) Mar JAVA


    ► 2.) Mit JAVA
    ► 3.) Kar JAVA
    Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle
    to Kumble And Kumble
    gives it to Sehwag.
    Why ?

    ► Because Sehwag is the Opener.


    Hare and Tortoise appear for
    IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise
    gets
    84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and
    the Hare does not. How?

    ► Sports Quota
    Once an Auto rickshaw driver
    goes into NO ENTRY. The Police
    does
    not catch him. Why?

    ► Ans. Because he was walking.


    What wud u call a Gal who
    never laughs....?

    ► Hasi na.
    What wud u call a Gal who
    always pushes her father
    ....?

    ► Push pa.
    ELEPHANT-BANANA Series
    An elephant has 5 bananas
    and it is hungry, but yet it does
    not eat
    the bananas. Why ?

    ► Because the bananas are made of


    plastic.
    The 5 bananas are real , but
    yet the elephant does not
    eat it. Why?

    ► Because the elephant is made of


    plastic.
    Both the elephant and the
    bananas are real, but yet it
    cannot eat it.
    Why ?

    ► Because the bananas are in the TV.


    Both the elephant and the
    bananas are real and in the TV,
    but yet it
    cannot eat it. Why?

    ► Becausethey are on different


    channels.
    Both the elephant and the
    bananas are real and in the TV
    and on the
    same channel, but yet it
    cannot eat it. Why?

    ► Because the TV is off.


    Once a cockroach was singing
    a song TERA TERA TERA
    SUROOR while he was walking
    on the
    road. But all of a sudden he
    died. Why?

    ► B'coz the song he was singing is a


    HIT!!!
    Shahrukh khan ka plural?

    ► ICICI Bank
    ► Why?
    ► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
    ► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
    What will you call a person
    who is departing from India?

    ► Hindustan Lever
    Woh kya hai jo Dil main
    hain, Mann main hai par
    Dhadkan main nahi?

    ► Aamir Khan
    Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta
    hain, toh uska naam kya
    rahega?

    ► Jal-andar Singh
    Abhi agar woh paani ke
    bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska
    naam kya hoga?

    ► soch
    maat. Paani se bahar aane ke
    baad naam kaise change hoga!
    What is the Center of
    Gravity?

    ► its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.

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