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THE TEA
WHAT IS THERE TO SIP ON TODAY?

MINNIE CAUGHT WITH GOOFY

MICKEY &
MINNIE MOUSE
DIVORCED?!
MAISY MATHEWS
HANK VOIGHT ON THE PHONE SOLVING THE MISSING HUGGSY CASE
Leaked photos of Minnie Mouse caught with
Goofy in front of her home in Toon Town,
Disneyland! Not only is Mickey Mouse's heart
shattered, but so are millions across the world.
Thousands of children's hearts are broken to
pieces. Donald and Daisy Duck are in despair. No
Missing Buggsy Case
one has seen the group together since. Mickey
Mouse is currently filing custody over Pluto.
Employees all over Disneyland are being
Finally Solved
interviewed and under investigation to get the
truth. Disney channel has confirmed that Mickey
ROXANA ARRIAZA the detectives nowhere near to solving the
Mouse Clubhouse will be postponed until further
case, they received a phone call that would
notice. How will Mickey ever recover? Who will
On this week’s episode of Chicago P.D. Hank answer all their prayers. One from a friend, a
be the face of Disneyland now? A mouse or a
Voight and his fellow team of detectives try to friend of Mr. Tribbiani’s, from back home in
dog?
solve the puzzling case of Huggsy the missing New York who finally wanted to confess to
stuffed penguin. They took on this case after a the crime. His friend named Rachel Green
frantic Chicago pizza shop owner by the name stated that Mr.Tribianni had indeed left
of Joey Tribbiani had come into the station Huggsy on his bed that fateful Friday
wanting to finally get answers and helping in morning and admitted to waiting for him to
finding his nighttime companion. Huggsy had leave his apartment to steal Huggsy. She also
been previously reported missing 18 years ago admitted to stealing Huggsy, in order to give
by his owner Joey Tribbiani in New York him to her baby daughter Emma. In a turn of
City. Huggsy was last seen in Mr.Tribbiani’s events Emma ended up losing Huggsy on a
bedroom, on his bed where he had left that trip to the park and he was never found again,
fateful Friday morning after leaving for an so both Emma and Ms. Green decided to keep
acting gig. He was also last seen wearing a the secret from Mr. Tribbiani all these years
burgundy colored Santa hat, a bright orange to spare his feelings. On a happier note, the
winter vest puffer jacket and dark brown pilot episode ended with a heartfelt reunion set up
goggles. After following many leads that got by Hank Voight in, one between Mr.
Tribbiani and Ms. Green and her daughter.
Where all was forgiven and a new
replacement Huggsy was given to finally
mend the missing piece
of companionship, between a man his
nighttime companion/buddy.

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DRAMA DRAMA

TAYLOR SWIFT PREGNANT? Rivalry between

Is it true? two long lost
GABRIELA BALTAZAR
cousins, all for the
You heard that right, women of the decade is
love of a woman!
pregnant. But the question everyone is talking MERARI MARTINEZ-SOTO
about is who the father is? We all know she
been dating actor, Joe Alwyn. But many are MANY YEARS AGO TWO SISTERS
speculating that the baby is not his. A source WERE FORCEFULLY SEPARATED
said that the couple has been having some BY THEIR PARENTS. BEFORE EACH
issues for the past months because Taylor ONE WENT THEIR SEPARATE WAYS
wanted to start a family but Joe was not ready THEY DECIDED TO CUT THEIR RED
TAYLOR SWIFT SHOWING HER PREGNANCY TEST
for one. So many are speculating that Taylor JUMPSUITS IN HALF FOR THEM TO
went out one night and had too much fun (if REMEMBER EACH OTHER. A FEW
you know what I’m saying). Because months YEARS LATER THEY BOTH
after Taylors House Party fans spotted Taylor CONCEIVED. MARLA NAMED HER
at Starbucks with Travis Scott former CHILD MICKEY, HE REMINDED
boyfriend of Kylie Jenner. We all know about HER OF HER SISTER AND SHE
the Jenners/ Kardashians sisters are a very DECIDED TO MAKE HIM RED
close family. If you recall the whole Taylor SHORTS FROM WINDY'S OUTFIT.
vs Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West WINDY, ON THE OTHER HAND,
controversy well this might get Tay Tay in so MADE WINNIE THE POOH A RED
much more drama if he turns out to be the SHIRT. MEANWHILE MICKEY
father. MOUSE AND WINNIE THE POOH
ARE FIGHTING OVER THE LOVE OF
#whosthefather MINNIE MOUSE NOT KNOWING
THAT THEY ARE COUSINS. MARLA
MICKEY AND MINNIE MOUSE TOGETHER AND WINDY FINALLY GET IN
TOUCH AFTER SO MANY YEARS
AND FIND OUT ABOUT THE
RIVALRY GOING ON BETWEEN
THEIR CHILDREN. HOW CAN THEY
HAVE A FAMILY REUNION WITH
SUCH RIVALRY GOING ON??
WINDY DECIDES TO CONFRONT
MINNIE MOUSE BUT SURPRISES
HER WITH GOOFY!

Everybody Hates
Jake Peralta
LESLIE LEONARD

At around 10 a.m. Rochelle was seen storming out of the

99th precinct in Brooklyn, New York, just about four
minutes from Bedford-Stuyvesant, where Rochelle resides.
Hitchcock & Scully, who chose to remain anonymous, said
it was her first day as the precinct's secretary. It all started
when Charles Boyle asked Rochelle for a copy of Jake
Peralta's case. Rochelle was apparently on a crucial call
with a woman named Peaches. She got up and yelled,
"Boy! If you interrupt me again, I will slap the Charles off
that Boyle!" Moments later, Rochelle was seen heading to
the vending machine for a snickers bar. That's when Jake
Peralta approached her, saying, "You're not you when
you're hungry... I'm I right?" According to eyewitnesses,
that's when things escalated. Rochelle was seen throwing
the chocolate bar and yelling, "I don't need this! My man
has two jobs!" Witnesses are pointing to Jake Peralta for
the sudden resignation of Rochelle. Two eyewitnesses
confirmed the story. "It's true! We saw her throw the
snickers bar. As a matter of fact, we have it right here!
Show them, Scully," said Hitchcock. "You didn't tell me
we needed to keep the evidence," said Scully as he wiped
chocolate residue off his mouth.

This is a developing story.

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Tiger King Finds His Kitty Queen!

MELISSA VILLA gushing about. Carole Baskin is the first woman
Joe Exotic has been with, but when asked if his
Joe Exotic, the unlikely star behind Netflix’s previous preferences affected their relationship
newest docuseries hit, has reached out to press to Exotic was quoted saying, “I got tired of playing
announce he is to be wed once more, and you’ll with lion cubs and wanted to hunt a lioness.”
never guess to who! More scandalous than his Exotic and Baskin are hoping his sentence may
crimes and sequined tiger shirt, Exotic is to be be repealed considering their new relationship
wed to none other than his arch nemesis Carole status and upcoming wedding, where Carole
Baskin! After not one, not two, but three failed Baskin is to be wearing a custom Vera Wang
attempts at happily ever after Exotic is certain dress, in you guessed it, tiger print! When we
that he has found his purrfect pawtner in Carole asked Baskin about her second husband, that
Baskin. The two hit it off after a series of letters coincidentally when missing right as her
Joe Exotic sent from behind bars begging for relationship with Exotic turned romantic, she said
forgiveness. Exotic and Baskin formed and she’d rather talk about her dress before she biked
unlikely friendship that turned into an unrelenting away from our writers. Well cool cats and kitten
romance, which the happy couple can’t stop we are not lion when we say we wish them
nothing but the best!

DRAMA

BIKINI BACHELORETTE
BOTTOM
Season 2 update
VALENTINA ARTALE

Season 2 of BIKINI BACHELORETTE BOTTOM, guest starring The

Power Puff Girls, Spongebob Squarepants, and Sandy Cheeks. An
intense season arises when 3 sisters all fight for their dream man, and
POWER PUFF GIRLS CAUGHT AT THE BEACH
find conflict in not only competing between each other, but competing
with one of the bachelor's closest school friends. Who will be next
bachelorette? Tune in on May 15, 8:00 pm Pacific time to find out.

DRAMA

Rihanna Is Pregnant!
MOLLY CORTES

Beloved singer Rihanna has just announced that “I guess the champagne got to papi and I.
she is in fact pregnant and you WON’T Can’t wait to meet my babies #nojoke”
BELIEVE who the father is! None other than moments after the altercation. Guess Drake
known rapper Drake. The pair had been on and isn’t going to be showing off just one kid any
off again for MONTHS, according to our longer as he’s having a set of...TWINS on the
source. They frequently take late night flights to way. When we contacted the artists for an
see each other in Drake’s Canadian home. Last interview their publicists say they will come
seen screaming at each other in public while forward when they’re ready. Until then I guess
promoting a club in Vegas Rihanna stormed off it’s up to us to come up with baby names in
and things got extra juicy. Rihanna was so the meantime.
angry with Drake that she announced the
pregnancy and father within a single instagram
post captioned

RIHANNA LOOKING PREGNANT ON THE

CARPET OF THE DIAMOND BALL

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DRAMA

The Kardashians Go BANKRUPT!

MARIA CASAS Therefore rumors are going around leading Kourtney, Kim, Khloe,
Kendall, Kylie and even Mom Kris are casting for the SURVIVOR tv
Several people have lost their jobs during this COVID-19 epidemic. show. After all a million dollar prize would be a big help during this
Who was to think the Kardashians would be one of them? After time, the question is would they make it to the finals?
showing in their social media accounts the lifestyle they have full of
luxuries its hard to believe they are left with nothing. The stock markets
crashed last Friday leaving them completely broke. Mom, Kris Jenner is
desperate at this time, since she can no longer afford the lifestyle she is
used to.

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