Season 5-03 The One Hundredth: Friends 351

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Season 5-03 The One Hundredth

Friends 351
Script
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this is Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy
Days gang.
Phoebe: Hi! And you’re going into what grade?
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I’m actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early…
Phoebe: Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should’ve specified that I’d be needing a grown up doctor.
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, really I’m fully qualified to…
Phoebe: Shh! Doogie, shh! Doesn’t anybody understand that I’m gonna be having babies soon? Huh? Go!
Go little boy, go!
Frank: Oh cool! You made him cry!
오늘의 영영한마디
He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy days gang.
* Gang: 1) gangster ൪Ջࠤ
* Gang: 2) friends ಁ֜ ࡿࠤ
* Gang: 3) co-workers ‫߹ܛ‬
* Gang up = gather up gang-bang: ൪ࠜ ஺ઘ, ۚէ෇઱
1 Claire‘s 영영한마디
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Friends 352
Script
Joey’s Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I’m afraid you’ve got kidney stones.
Joey: Umm, well, what else could it be?
Joey’s Doctor: It’s kidney stones.
Joey: Or?
Joey’s Doctor: Kidney stones!
Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
* kidney stones: ਑ୋէজ
* kidney bean: Գٖಿ
* steak and kidney pie: ীճ‫׆‬઩ ী‫ ي‬ઑଭ ಿ൩ଡ ঝઘছ ࠮݃ Փ
* kidney potato: ಿ൩ ࡦઑଭ Ԯୀ
Friends 353
Script
Dr. Harad: All right, you’re getting there. Oh, and y’know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Phoebe: They are. Why?
Dr. Harad: They have the honor of being born on The Fonz’s half-birthday.
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I’m not Fonzie.
Rachel: Honey, y’know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing that you’re having these
babies for Frank and Alice.
Phoebe: I know, it is.
Rachel: Yeah!
Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?
Rachel: Yeah!
Phoebe: I want to keep one.
Rachel: Ohh, I’m gonna be on the news!
Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!
* be in the news ਑ࢂ ‫ॷ׆‬Ԯଲ ‫(;ۗܣ‬਑ࢂ ݊઩) ࢳඝ‫ۗܣ‬
* news conference = press ‫׆‬ୀ ฎե(press conference)
* be news to sb ࢠࠤ ݄஺ ࡮෉ Փ
* No news is good news ࡿীਐଲ ็ীਐ

Friends 354
Script
Rachel: Okay, Phoebe, honey, you gotta be kidding. I mean, you know you cannot keep one of these
babies!
Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don’t know!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, I do! I do know! Frank and Alice are gonna want to keep all of their children!
Phoebe: Maybe not! Y’know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they’re y’know, looking for a
chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn’t ask!
Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.
Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!
Rachel: Me?!
Phoebe: I can’t ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I’m saying is just
talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y’know, feel him out!
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
Phoebe: You’re right.
Phoebe: Tell him it’s for you.
Seriously, three babies are a handful.
* handful: 1) ෉ ૺ೩
* handful: 2) ী߆, ী৤
* handful: 3) ச఼ਆ߇૶ ॷ‫ޱ‬

Friends 355
Script
Monica: Feeling a little better sweetie?
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn’t seen me throw up.
Monica: Me too.
Ross: Hey! I just heard. What’s up?
Joey’s Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break the stones up with shock
waves, but they’re to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or
else go up the urethra…
Joey: Whoa-whoa! No-no-no-no-no, nothing is going up! Okay? Up, up is not an option--what’s a urethra?
Are you crazy?!
Up, up is not an option.
* option: ট೿
* easy option: ࡿٍ෉ ট೿, ੲଲ෉ ‫׊‬
* have no option but to do something: …෇‫ ۀ‬৤ ࢯ઩ ઢۗ
* at one's option: …ଭ ࠬଣ۩ߦ

Friends 356
Script
Phoebe: So did you ask him?
Rachel: No, I haven’t had a chance to be alone with him yet.
Phoebe: Well, I’m kinda on a clock here.
Dr. Harad: Oh Fonzie.
Rachel: Y’know who I always liked? Mork.
Phoebe: Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Rachel: Yeah, but umm… Yes, but, Fonzie was already cool, so he wasn’t hurt, right?
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that’s right.
Well, I'm kinda on a clock here.
* be on a clock: ਏԩଲ ઝࠬ ْ஺ ੴ੼ଣଡ ‫ي‬೴ٛ‫࠱ ۀ‬
* against the clock: ଵ୨෉ ਏԩ‫ג‬஺઩ ଵଡ ࠬಃ ৤ ଼ܑߧ;‫ ܥ‬৤ ଼‫ ߦ۩ ۀ‬ऱࠤ
* like a clock: ୨ค෇՚, ָಀୡଞߦ
* watch the clock: ਏծ[ബֽ ਏԩ]઩࠮ ୨਑ଡ ੜۗ
* beat the clock: ‫ ෉׆‬ୢ઩ ଵଡ ࠬ౿ۗ

Friends 357
Script
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Hi!
Monica: How are you doing?
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Frank: Hey, y’know, Alice is gonna be here so soon, you couldn’t just like do me a favor and like, like
hold them in?
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I’m kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Male Nurse: Hey!
Rachel: Hi!
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan, one of the guys that we’re gonna be going out with on Saturday. Uh Dan,
Monica.
Dan: Nice to meet you.
Monica: Hello Dan! I’m really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn’t it?
Monica: Chandler!
Dan: Nah that’s okay. I’m just doing this to put myself through medical school.
Chandler: Oh.
Dan: And it didn’t feel so girlie during the Gulf War.
Chandler: Sure. And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way.
Monica: So, why wait ’til Saturday, are you free tomorrow?
Dan: Sure! I’ll get somebody to cover my shift.
Monica: Oh, great!
Chandler: Hey, how ’bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Chandler: All right. Very good.
Phoebe: Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!
So, Dan, nurse not a doctor, huh Kinda girlie isn't it?
* Girly/girlie: ઱নਆ߇૶ / ੰԧ੨
* (place)...girl: ~઩ছ ଵ෇‫ ۀ‬઱ୀ
* Girl Friday: (ࡿਈ ଵଲ݃஺ ౦ਓํ ැச‫ )ۀ‬઱ॷࡿ଀, ઱णছ, ઱ୀ ୺৤
* Man Friday: Robinson Crusoeଭ ౦ਓ෉ ෇଴ଭ ଲࠝ઩ছ〕 ౦ਓ෉ ෇଴;ਕ࣫, ౸ֽ;ૈࠛൢଲ ‫ॷ ۀܣ‬
‫( ޱ‬cf. GIRL FRIDAY)

Friends 358
Script
Joey: Ohh, get these things out of me!
Ross: Breathe! Breathe! Breathe through the pain.
Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs!
Ross: I do too! I do too!
Joey: Argh!
Ross: Argh!
Joey: Argh!
Ross: Argh!
I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs!
* the habit: ࠬઊ ண‫ܒ‬
* hard drug: ண‫ܒ‬ন[਌ւন]ଲ Գ෉ ฅԨ୪
* designer drug: ෍ন ࠬઊ
* prescription drug: ଭॷଭ ళࢺୢଲ ෂ૬෉ ઊ
* over the counter drug: ళࢺୢ ઢଲ ॼ ৤ ଼‫ ۀ‬ઊ

Friends 359
Script
Frank: Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! Hi!
Rachel: Hi!
Frank: That was Alice’s mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!
Rachel: Oh, honey, don’t worry. She’s gonna make it on time.
Frank: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah. So Frank, three babies. Whew, that just seems like a lot, huh?
Frank: Not to me.
Rachel: Yeah, fair enough.
She's gonna make it on time.
* on time: ਏԩ઩ ࠸՚;୨Ԩ઩
* One-time: ෉‫~ ݡ‬෗۶
* Two-time: ࢼ਑෇ճ ࢭ‫ޱ‬඿૴ۗ; ুଲۗ
* Small time: 3ࠑଭ, ਏਏ෉, ෇జଠ, ண૬౿ ੴଠ
* Good-time girl: ஺‫ي‬౿՚ ೆޮଡ ౟֜෇‫ࢺ ;ۀ‬೽෉ ઱ୀ

Friends 360
Script
Dr. Harad: Okay, you’re at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the
father in here please.
Monica: Bye Dan!
Dan: Uh, bye Monica.
Chandler: Bye, momi-moo.
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it’s a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It’s time to
try pushing.
It's time to try pushing.
* push the boat out: (೧ࠬଣ ࡊճ) ন۩ํ ౠ෇෇ۗ
* push at an open door: ܑૺଞߦ ৽՚ ෇ۗ
* if push comes to shove: ଵۚ କॷਏ઩‫ۀ‬, ࠮ଵଭ լ૴઩‫ۀ‬
* push the right buttons: ોࢭࠛ ۚ౟ࠜ ‫ۗ࠙ڧ‬, ~ଡ ෇‫ ׆‬଍෉ ࢺ࣑

Friends 361
Script
Joey’s Doctor: Are you ready? It’s time to try peeing. Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It’s almost time to try
peeing.
It's time to try peeing.
* Pee=urinate: ী࣡ଡ ࣪ۗ
* piss sb off: ஺թ՚ ෇ۗ; ฃ‫ي‬՚ ෇ۗ
* piss/shit your pants: ‫׆‬Ւଡ ෇ۗ
* piss yourself laughing: ࠯ଲ ૼઘছ ী࣡ଡ ॼை ࣪ۗ

Friends 362
Script
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That’s it push! Now just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dan: I see the head.
Frank: Yes, it has a head!
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Frank: I can’t believe there’s somebody coming out of you right now. There’s somebody coming out of
you! Is it? Is it? It’s my son.
Dr. Harad: All right. Here’s your first baby.
I can't believe there's somebody coming out of you right now.
* come out: ‫ۗૈي‬
* come out of the closet: (৩‫׆‬ճ ଼۶ ਑୺•୨౿ୡ ଺ୋ ݊ଡ) վඝ෇ۗ; ‫ܛ‬ন઴઀ୀ଴ Փଡ վվ઴
ํ ଴୨෇ۗ
* come out of your shell: ࠬଣଡ ഉ‫ۗڕ‬
* bring sb out of their shell: (৤‫ܛ‬ୡ)
* come out of left field: ঍Ԩ஺ܑ ੴଠ ս઩ছ, ‫ࢯޠ‬઩

Friends 363
Script
Frank: YESSSSS!!!!! We got a baby boy!!
Chandler: Yes!
Frank: Frank Jr. Jr.!!
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Frank: So gross!
So gross!
* gross: 1) unpleasant ऄೆ෉, ௃ֻ߇૶
* gross: 2) unacceptable ࢲੰ݅ଵ ৤ ઢ‫(ۀ‬ਕ෉)
* gross: 3) fat/large/ugly ‫෉ޑޑ‬, ಝۗޯ
* gross: 4) total ౑఼ଭ, ࡦ‫ ܪ‬෍ಁ
* gross sb out: ऄೆ෉ ࠱ߦ ฃ‫ي‬՚ ࠮݅ۗ, ஺ୠं෉ ચෘଞߦ ౦գଡ சۗ

Friends 364
Script
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Phoebe: I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
Frank: Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can’t believe I have two-two
children. How scary is that?
Leave me alone.
* alone: ෼ߦ
* Man cannot live by bread alone: ॷ‫ޱ‬ଠ ष࠮ଞߦ ॷ‫ ۀ‬Փଲ ੰ‫ۗۍ‬.
* Go it alone: ‫෉ࠩܒ‬, ୀࠩ෉
* Leave well alone: ֻ۩ߦ ٛ࣊ߙ ‫ۗܪ‬, ෮ঃ઩ ࠮୻෇ۗ

Friends 365
Script
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it’s time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
Dr. Harad: All right, he’s coming. He’s coming!
Frank: Hey, where’s his thing?
Frank: Chandler’s a girl!
Chandler: Oh God, kindergarten flashback.
Frank: They musta read the sonogram wrong. ’Cause they, ’cause they thought it was a boy, but
Chandler’s a girl! Chandler’s a girl!
Chandler: Okay, keep saying it!
Alice: Am I too late?!
Frank: No-no ah, everything’s okay. Everybody’s healthy there’s 30 fingers and 30 toes.
Alice: We have our babies?
Frank: Yeah.
Alice: Oh, we have our babies.
Oh God, kindergarten flashback.
* flashback: րՋ ୋ࡟ଞߦଭ ০ԩୡ ୢฅ
* kindergarten(garden): କ౿଀
* U.S. School System: ࢠ֝ ֗ଖ ఼ծ
preschool: କੰ଀
elementary school: କ౿଀~6෈‫֗෈݊ొ ڂ‬
րࡧ ট঍‫ے‬ଲ Ԩ‫ ۀ଼ۗ ׆‬୥.
Middle School: ண෈֗ - Junior Highԧ ۳ ࠯ଲ ੜହ.(7, 8෈‫)ڂ‬
High School: ճ݊෈֗ (9~12෈‫)ڂ‬

Friends 366
Script
Joey: Oh my God.
Ross: You did it, man.
Joey’s Doctor: Would you like to see them?
Joey: They’re so small!
You did it, man.
* you made it: ැ٢ۗ, ‫ي‬೴‫ܑ(ۗي‬చ෇ۗ)
* You almost/nearly did it: Ջଭ ැ٢ઘ.
* Whodunit = who had done it: ‫ڧ‬ԧ෗ଡ‫ג‬, ౟ࠤ ীড[ઽฃ, ּ]
* Proof: ࢄஹ, ஹՋ
* I think I know who did it, but I don't have proof: ‫ڧ‬ԧ ෉஺ ੵ Փ Զଠ‫ ܁‬ஹՋԧ ઢۗ.

Friends 367
Script
Dan: So, I’ll call you tomorrow.
Monica: Great!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Chandler: Y’know, I don’t know if you’ve ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary…
Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have
amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that
gets you mad at me, then we have to, y’know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: I think you’re better than you think you are.
Chandler: Really? Okay, so…
Monica: Know when to stop.
Chandler: Y’know, I sensed that I should stop. So we’re okay?
Monica: Yeah. All right, I’m gonna go tell Dan that it’s not gonna happen. Don’t do the dance.
Chandler: Right!
Know when to stop.
* non-stop: ܑண઩ছ ୨Ջ෇஺ ੴ‫ۀ‬, ஻ෘଭ
* stop-and-go: ୀச ࡒતۗ ԧ‫ۀ‬, (࠭෬ছ ఙԧ) ԧۗԧ ৸յ ෇‫ۀ‬
* stop at nothing: ࡿણଲ݃ ۗ ෇ߙ݅ۗ
* come to a full stop: ૗ୢํ ‫ۗيف‬
* stop sb in their tracks: ‫ޭڎ ୁט‬ছ ࡎ౟ۗ

Friends 368
Script
Monica: I think you’re my favorite.
Phoebe: Which one do you have?
Monica: I don’t care.
Rachel: Hi. Hey, hi! So uh, Frank and Alice wanted me to tell you they’re still outside making phone
calls.
Phoebe: But umm, I mean, did you talk to them about, y’know…
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Phoebe: Oh. Ok. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just have like a second alone with the babies.
All: Yeah, sure yeah. Yeah.
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone
said labor was the hardest thing I’d ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun
with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I’ll settle for being your
favorite Aunt. I know Alice’s sister has a pool, but you lived in me.
Okay, so we’re cool. Yeah, we’re gonna be great. Little high fives! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Well, if you’re
gonna cry.
Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt.
* settle: 1) ඇੲํ ୀࠤୈۗ
* settle: 2) ஼୨ਏ೬ۗ, ԧޭੳํۗ
* settle: 3) ‫ܛ‬ଭ෇ۗ, է୨෇ۗ
* settle: 4) ୨చ෇ۗ
* settle a score: ࣪࣫෇ۗ
Season 5-04 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS

Friends 369
Script
Monica: Come in. I’ve been waiting for you.
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! Oh my God! Monica!
Monica: Okay, I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I-I-I was um, I was taking a nap.
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. I’m seeing a guy from work! Ha!
Rachel: That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Liotta?
Monica: Uh-huh, that one!
Rachel: Y’know what, just give me a second and I’ll be out of your hair. I’m just gonna grab a jacket.
When I get back, I want every little detail. Maybe that’s him.
Monica: Okay, umm, okay, umm… It’s just Joey and Ross.
You know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair.
* get in sb's hair: …ଡ ֏߫ํۗ, ੲۜ‫ي‬՚ ෇ۗ
* bad hair day: ऄೆ෉ ُ, ଵ஼ ॷ‫ُ ૶ي‬
* hair extension:: ࡉࠤ ઴ୋ ਏ২
* hair-trigger temper: ն գැ஺‫׆ ۀ‬ா
* hair-raising: ࡉࠤഌଲ յ‫ܪ‬ছ՚ ෇‫[ۀ‬ఀ॔ැ஺‫]ۀ‬, ীࠝଲ ‫ق‬౿‫ۀ‬

Friends 370
Script
Rachel: Why aren’t you guys at the movie?
Joey: Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out!
Ross: I had to talk loud because the movie was loud!
Joey: He’s talking to London!
Monica: Oh my God?! Did he get in touch with Emily?
Joey: Well no, not yet. He’s calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help
him get in touch with her.
Ross: I-I-I don’t care if I said some other girl’s name you prissy, old twit!
Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha-enh-enh. I’m so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax
paper!
I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy, old twit!
* prissy: ‫ୂ;૶ߦۗג‬ীࠤ ࠯ଠ, ୿ਆ߇૶, নԧ਑
* finicky: ࡭ਏ ਑լଡ ੜ‫ۀ‬, ࡭ਏ ‫૶ߦۗג‬
* twit: ࢭ࣪, ࡑళଲ
* featherbrain/moron/dupe: ઝԩଲ, ࢭ࣪ / ୠ‫ੰۇ‬, ࢭ࣪ / ୅ ু‫ޱॷ ۀ‬, ‘ࣲ’, ‘ࢸ’

Friends 371
Script
Joey: Hey!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no-no-no-no, vomit tux! No-no, vomit tux!
Joey: Don’t worry, I had it dry-cleaned.
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited on?y’know what, what you up to Joe?
Joey: Well, I’m doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
Monica: Oh that’s great!
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS plus some TV exposure, now that’s the kind of math Joey likes to
do!
Don't worry, I had it dry-cleaned.
* Dry: 1) ୩஺ ੴଠ, Ս୺෉
* Dry: 2) ࡿࢠՍ୺෇ۗ, ஺߿෇ۗ
* Dry: 3) ২ଲ ઢ‫ۀ‬
* Dry: 4) (২ଲ) ਫ਼
* Dry-eyed: ૷஺ ੴ‫ۀ‬, ٣୨෉

Friends 372
Script
Phoebe: Ugh, PBS!
Monica: What’s wrong with PBS?
Phoebe: Ugh, what’s right with them?
Joey: Why don’t you like PBS, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Okay, ’cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y’know
personally. So, I just thought that it’d make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, ’cause they were
so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Chandler: Well y’know a lot of those Muppets don’t have thumbs.
Phoebe: All I got was a lousy key chain! And by that time I was living in a box. I didn’t have keys!
Joey: I’m sorry Pheebs, I just, y’know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the
babies.
Phoebe: This isn’t a good deed, you just want to get on TV! This is totally selfish.
Joey: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What about you, having those babies for your brother? Talk about selfish!
Phoebe: What-what are you talking about?!
Joey: Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing and all, but it made you feel really good right?
Phoebe: Yeah. So?
Joey: It made you feel good, so that makes it selfish. Look, there’s no unselfish good deeds, sorry.
Phoebe: Yes there are! There are totally good deeds that are selfless.
Joey: Well, may I ask for one example?
Phoebe: Yeah, it’s… Y’know there’s?no you may not!
Joey: That’s because all people are selfish.
Phoebe: Are you calling me selfish?!
Joey: Are you calling you people?
All I got was a lousy key chain!
* key: 1) વ৖
* key: 2) ୀൡ೬
* key: 3) ச૬෉
* key: 4) (ଣੱ) ଣଭ ୋ୺
* skeleton key: (઱߇ ୀࢄ৖ࠜ ઱‫࠸ )ۀ‬৖, խ৖

Friends 373
Script
Joey: Are you calling you people? Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds
don’t exist. Okay? And you know the deal on Santa Clause right?
Phoebe: I’m gonna find a selfless good dead. I’m gonna beat you, you evil genius.
Ross: Hello.
Emily: Hello, Ross?
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it’s Emily! It’s Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! Hi!
Emily: Ross, I’m only ringing to say stop harassing my relatives. Good-bye!
Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I’m gonna keep calling! I’m gonna, I’m gonna
call everyone in England if that’s what it takes to get you to talk to me!
Emily: Really? About what?
Ross: Look you’re my wife. We’re-we’re married. Y’know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Emily: I miss you too. Well, at least I think I do.
Ross: She’s talking.
All: Yay!
Phoebe: Hey, Joey, when you said the deal with Santa Clause, you meant?
Joey: That he doesn’t exist.
Phoebe: Right.
Yeah, well sorry to burst that bubble, Pheebs, but selfless good deeds don't exist.
* the bubble bursts: Ջඨଲ ‫ת‬஺ۗ
* bubble over sth: (‫ॅ׆‬ছ•ฃԧ ‫ي‬ছ) ๅं෇ۗ
* prick the bubble: ण‫૷ࢺڮ‬ଡ ഉ‫;ۗࠤޙ‬Ջூଡ ඒߦ෇ۗ;ฅࡠଡ சۗ
* bubble bath: ࡧ૭૳ ࢳඑ୪;Ջඨ ࡧ૭(ࢄ)

Friends 374
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Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica’s secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might’ve mentioned him.
Rachel: So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?
Monica: Ohh, he’s really shy. I-I don’t think he’s up to meeting everyone yet.
Chandler: Yeah, I don’t think he’s up to meeting everyone yet.
Rachel: I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who’s the best sex she ever had!
Chandler: Really?! That’s what you heard? You said that?
Monica: I might’ve said that. Why is that funny?
Chandler: Because I’m very happy for him! And you, you lucky dog!
And you, you lucky dog!
* Fight like cat and dog: ֻ ‫ܭ‬ଠ ճઑଲ૕ Թଭ ւծଲۗ
* The dog days: ࣫ண(伏中), ॿ࣫, ಅ఼[୨఼]‫׆‬
* Be like a dog with two tails: ೥՚ ‫෇ॅ׆‬઱, ‫ת׆‬ଲ
* Every dog has its day: ஧֜ࡑ઩ܑ ࣧ݅ ُଲ ଼ۗ.
* Why keep a dog and bark yourself?: Թࠜ ೬૴࡟ছ ૞ ஻୦ ௄‫ۀ‬ԧ?, ள ୀ਑ଲ ෇஺ ੴੰܑ ‫ۀܣ‬
ଵଡ ් ‫ ۀ෇૳ॷ ݡ‬ඝ෮

Friends 375
Script
Ross: Hi!
Monica: Hey!
Ross: Well, Emily’s willing to work on the relationship.
Chandler: Yes!
Monica: That’s great!
Ross: In London!
Monica: What?!
Ross: She wants me to move to London.
Monica: But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that.
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Ross: I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London with Ben.
Monica: Yeah, I’m sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can
patch things up with your new wife.
Ross: It could happen.
Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things
up with your new wife.
* patch sth up ࢂ୪ࠜ Թট෇ߙ ‫ۗ෇ߚڋ‬
* patch ෣՘, ࢱఢճ
* eye-patch ੲ۩

Friends 376
Script
Joey: How ya doin’? Welcome. Good to see ya!
Stage Director: This will be your phone.
Joey: That’s great. But uh, I’m not really expecting a lot of calls.
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Joey: But I’m the host!
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You’ll be answering the phone.
Joey: You don’t seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Stage Director: Well, here’s your phone doctor.
No you answer it and take pledges.
* pledge: ࡃপ, ছઊ
* take/sign the pledge: ׁசଭ ࡃপࠜ ෇ۗ
* KOR: Pledge of allegiance to the Flag.
Before this proud Taegeukgi, I firmly pledge my loyalty and will devote my body and soul to the eternal
glory of my country and people.
* US: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it
stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Friends 377
Script
Phoebe: I cannot believe I can’t find a selfless good deed! Y’know that really old guy that lives next door
to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me
and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!
Rachel: Maybe Joey’s right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish.
Phoebe: I will find a selfless good deed! ’Cause I just gave birth to three children and I will not let them
be raised in a world where Joey is right!
Chandler: Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Monica: Sure!
Chandler: If you’re cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed
than Richard?
Rachel: Chandler! Is he?
Monica: Well, y’know I-I-I think I’m gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was
the best you’d ever had, I’d be going like this.
Can I ask you a cooking question?
* cook: 1) ૬ࠤ෇ۗ / ૬ࠤॷ
* cook: 2) ஺ઘٛۗ, ‫ۗࢠ؛‬, ୺ୁ෇ۗ
* cook the books: ୋऀࠜ ুଲۗ[୺ୁ෇ۗ]
* cook sb's goose: …઩՚ ੱඌଡ ෇ۗ; …ଭ ‫׆‬ฎ[ծฏ, ็࠷]ࠜ է‫ݙ‬ٛۗ
* cook up a storm: ~ଡ ැٛۗ

Friends 378
Script
Ross: All right Emily, as much as I love you, I’m sorry, I can’t move to London without Ben.
Emily: I understand that would be difficult.
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why
can’t you just do that?
Emily: I don’t know, it’s just…
Ross: Oh-oh-okay, but-but I know, that even though I’ve been a-a complete idiot up ’til now, I mean, I
mean you-you-you have to come here. You have to so we can work this out together.
Emily: All right.
Ross: All right, did you just say all right?
Emily: I did. Now I’m the idiot.
Ross: Oh, Emily that is, that is so great. It’s gonna be so great! We’re gonna be like-like-like two idiots
in love!
Emily: Ross, there’s one thing that really scares me still.
Ross: Yes, tell me.
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire
family, all my friends.
Ross: I know. I am, I am so sorry.
Emily: And then after deciding to forgive you, seeing you at the airport catching our plane with her.
Ross: Again, very sorry.
Emily: I mean, I can’t-I can’t be in the same room as her! It drives me mad just thinking of you being
in the same room as her!
Ross: Emily, there is nothing between Rachel and me. Okay? I love you.
Emily: All right. I’ll come to New York and we’ll try to make this work.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That’s…
Emily: As long as you don’t see Rachel anymore.
We're gonna be like two idiots in love!
* love birds: ࡦޯઈࡿ )੹ತր ৤ತଲ Ջଭ ચ୪‫ ي‬ऋઘ ۗ‫)ے‬, ‫ ॼ۝‬ಝර
* love me, love my dogs: ‫ ࡟ۗ෉޵ॷ ࠜي‬ٛ Թܑ ॷ޵෇ޭ
* head over heels: ஛ճ ࡮ॼۗ
* for love nor money: ੰࡿࠤ ෇઱ܑ (…ੴۗ)

Friends 379
Script
Ross: So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes.
Chandler: Yes!
Phoebe: Ooh-ohh!
Monica: Great!
Ross: No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
Phoebe: Why?
Monica: What?! You can’t?what did you tell her?
Ross: I told her I’d have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a
decision? I’m actually asking you!
Chandler: Well, you can’t just not see Rachel anymore, she’s one of your best friends.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can’t not exactly see Emily, I mean that’s his wife.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: That’s true!
Phoebe: Yeah, but you’ve known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Chandler: That’s true!
Monica: No, you cannot.
Ross: Thanks for the help, problem solved.
Only if I promise never to see Rachel again.
* if only: ۗ࠮ ~࠮ଲޭܑ
* only too: ۚ஺ ٪ࡿ, ள Գ୺෇ճ ਙଡ ‫૳ॷ ݡ‬.
* only joking!: ‫ۡړ‬ଲઉ!
* In name only: ࡣࡧঃ, ଲࠝॣ଴, ඝ࡟ঃ

Friends 380
Script
Monica: Hello.
Joey: Hey Mon!
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We’ve been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent’s office, but I’m still on TV and that’s good
exposure.
Monica: You’re not on TV.
Joey: Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now?
Chandler: Hey, there he is! There he is!
Joey: Hello New York!
See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
* mix sb/sth up: ෻‫ۗ෇ܓ‬, చԨ෇ۗ
* mix it up: ۗവ, ਚૺ
* mix your metaphors: ଠକࠜ ঝۗ, ள ஺‫ي‬౿՚ ࠯ଲ ॷ૳ැছ ૈํߙ લ ตրࠜ ஜۗ‫ ۀ‬ଭࢠ.
* mixer: ࢡছ‫׆‬, ಊഓଵ ஂࠑ

Friends 381
Script
Emeril: Now maybe you just like wanna put the whole duck right in there! Who cares, y’know? Now I
got the legs…
Chandler: How many times have I told you guys, you never watch the cooking channel!
Monica: Hi Chandler.
Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.
Chandler: Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.
Monica: William Sonoma, fall catalog, Page 27.
Chandler: Expect it in 4-6 weeks. Umm, hey, umm, Joey’s gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the
day, we have the whole
place to ourselves.
Monica: Yeah, so?
Chandler: Well I just, thought maybe you’d wanna book some time with the best you’d ever had.
Monica: Y’know what, champ? I think I’ll pass.
Chandler: Why?
Monica: Why?
Chandler: What’s your point?
You know what, champ? I think I'll pass.
* Champ → champion: ਎ୀ, ‫ޓ‬ઘٍ ॷ‫ޱ‬
* Victor → victory: ਎ࠤୀ, ୨࣫ୀ
* winner: ਎ୀ, ૴਎ୀ
cf) semifinalist / finalist: ஜէ਎ ౢୢ ট৤ / է਎ ౢୢ ট৤
cf) medalist: ࡔۜ ৤ߡୀ, ࡔۜࠤਆൈ

Friends 382
Script
Joey: PBS telethon.
Phoebe: Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know that I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to
the park and I let a bee sting me.
Joey: What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
Phoebe: Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am
definitely not.
Joey: Now, y’know the bee probably died after he stung ya.
Phoebe: Aw, dammit!
Stage Director: Back on in 30 seconds people!
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I’m in the shot man.
Joey: Come on man! You’ve been here all day!
PBS Volunteer: Yeah, I-I’m taking pledges here, eh?
Stage Director: We’re on in 3, 2,
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you’ve been enjoying the performance of Circ
’du Sole, and you’d like to see more of the same kind of programming, it’s very simple. All you have to
do is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what type of
programming you’d like to…
Aw, dammit!
* damn: (damn it/dammit)darm ୪‫ް׆‬
* damn: 2) very Գ୺ଭ ଭࢠ
* damn: 3) blame णٍ෇ۗ, ೻෇ۗ
* damn: 4) punish ઽ଀ํ ࣎சۗ, ஺ૉ઩ ‫ݭ‬ઘ‫ۗࠤޙ‬
* not give a damn: ւਕ ઢۗ
* cf) Cirque Du Soleil: ಑‫ۗي‬ଭ ਭಝਆۚ. ೾ઑଭ ਭಝਆۚଲޭ‫ ۀ‬ଭࢠ.

Friends 383
Script
Ross: Okay, that’s it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I’m just gonna leave it entirely
up to the gods of fate.
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can’t be serious, you can’t make this decision with a toy!
Phoebe: Ooh, it’s not a toy.
Ross: Well, I don’t know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best
friends or I keep my friend and get divorced for the second time before I’m 30! So-so if anyone has-has
a better suggestion, let’s hear it! ’Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don’t be shy, any suggestion will
do. Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? Ask again later. Later is not
good enough. Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Monica: All right, let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? Don’t count on it. Seems like it works to
me.
A Magic Eight Ball?
* magic eight ball: 8࣌ ‫֜ۥ‬վ ୋٍԮ. 1946‫ڂ‬઩ Թࢳ‫ ܤ‬ୋٍԮଞߦ ુ, ੰ‫ ۢ۩ ߦૈۍ‬ԧ‫ ෉ۇ‬ாࢂଡ
් լ૴ ֻ઩ ۩෉ ۢଡ ැச‫ڎ ۀ‬ଲ.
* flip a coin / toss a coin: ‫ܛ‬ୢ ܶு‫ ׆‬/ ‫ܛ‬ୢ ۶஺‫׆‬
* rock, scissor, paper: ࢭ଍, ԧ଍, ࣪

Friends 384
Script
Joey: PBS Telethon.
Phoebe: Hi Joey.
Joey: Hey Pheebs!
Phoebe: I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200.
Joey: $200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to ya?
Phoebe: Oh, I’m still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who’s moms
didn’t kill themselves, so by supporting them, I’m doing a good thing, but I’m not happy about it. So
there, a selfless good deed.
Joey: And you don’t feel a little good about donating the money?
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Joey: A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.
Gary Collins: It looks like we have surpassed last year’s pledge total! Thank you viewers! The pledge
that did it was taken by one of our volunteers… Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed
volunteers, Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
Phoebe: Oh, look-look, Joey’s on TV! Isn’t that great? My pledge got Joey on TV! Oh that makes me
feel? Oh no!
And may I say one of you sharpest dressed volunteers, Mr. Joseph Tribbiani!
* sharp: 1) fashionable ฃߙ෉, ࡐ஼, পߛ‫ܤ‬
* sharp: 2) taste ࡀճ ਑ ࠶
* sharp: 3) clever ુࠤ෉, ‫෉ނނ‬
* razor-sharp: ࠻૴ ُಉߦ૶.

Friends 385
Script
Chandler: Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there’s something you gotta know. If I’m the best,
it’s only because you’ve made me the best.
Monica: Keep talking.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn’t take long. But
when I’m with you, and we’re together, OH…MY… GOD.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would
be wrong. We’re too good! We owe it, to sex!
Monica: Well, if we owe it? Oh my… When is Joey gonna be home?
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.
Chandler: Yeah, why don’t we lose the gloves.
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: All right, let’s show them how it’s done.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Ow!
Chandler: Y’know that wasn’t part of it?
Monica: I know!
Oh no, no, no, leave the gloves on.
* fit sb like a glove: ‫ۗ࠸ ؂‬
* Hand and glove: …૕ ࠻૴ ಁ෉ ॷଲଲۗ, ෱‫ܛ‬ැছ ෇ୀ
* Take the gloves off: ୋԯଡ ࣒ۗ, ࣭գୡଞߦ ਚ૴ۗ
* Put on the gloves: ୋԯଡ ‫ۗق‬, ֫റࠜ ෇ۗ
* Bite one's glove: ࣫৤ࠜ ࡃপ෇ۗ

Friends 386
Script
Rachel: Hi! Are you ready? We’re gonna be late!
Ross: For what?
Rachel: For Stella! Remember? She’s gettin’ her grove back in like 20 minutes.
Ross: Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. Do you mind if I take a rain check? I’m waiting for a call
from Emily.
Rachel: Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don’t have to go to London. Yay!
Ross: It’s not that easy, there’s still a lot of relationship stuff.
Rachel: Like what?
Ross: Just stuff. Y’know kinda what Emily wants.
You mind if I take a rain check?
* take a rain check: ‫ي‬ண઩ ۗਏ ొ۩෇ՠۗ‫ ۀ‬ઊুଡ ෇ۗ[઩ ଦ෇ۗ]
* rain down: … ਽ੰ஺ۗ
* come rain or shine: ُଲ Թ݃ णԧ ૈ݃, ُ੨઩ ঃւ ઢଲ;ઘ‫ ݬ‬ଵଲ ଼۳ޭܑ
* It looks like rain: णԧ ો Փ Զۗ

Friends 387
Script
Rachel: Well, why don’t you talk to me about it, maybe I can help.
Ross: No. No. You-you can’t help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I’m just, I’m just saying if you need somebody to talk to…
Hi!
Ross: Thanks.
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff is that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the
bottom line is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. I mean, you’re gonna
have to try. You’ll just gonna hate yourself if you don’t. Oh come on answer it! It’s driving me crazy!
Ross: Hello. Hi sweetie. Good. Look umm, yes I’ve been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to
do and, I can do it. So will you come to New York?
Come on, the bottom line is that you love her.
* bottom line: էߨ, ౖஂէր
* bottoms up: Սࢼ, ఁ ݅ଲಯ૬!
* the bottom of the heap: ൪ୀ
* from top to bottom: ࡉࠤ ‫ऀف‬ഉ ࢳ ‫גف‬஺;శ‫ܪ‬శࢠ
Season 5-05 The One With The Kips

Friends 388
Script
Monica: Never done that before.
Chandler: Nope.
Never done that before.
* well-done: (ਆഓଲ೥) ଉ۶, ࢭை ଳ෬சপ૬.
* well done: ૳෇ۗ, ୅෗ۗ, ฝ࠘෇ۗ!
* easier said than done: ਓ஺‫࠱ ۀ‬ళߋ ৸૶ Փଲ ੰ‫ۗۍ‬.
* Be done and dusted: ૗ୢํ ஜणࠜ ࠬ౿ճ
* Hard done by: ऀ‫ ෉ۥ‬౫ׂଡ ࢲۗ

Friends 389
Script
Monica: Hi!
Chandler: Hi!
Joey: Monica? What time is it?
Chandler: Uhh, 9.
Joey: But it’s dark out.
Monica: Well that’s because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.
Joey: I guess I’ll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise.
Monica: I’m really getting tired of sneaking around all the time.
Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y’know what if we went away for the whole weekend? Y’know we’d
have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.
Monica: All weekend? That’s a whole lotta naked.
Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.
Monica: Ohh, I’ve always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!
Chandler: Okay, y’know you’re not though. Let’s go.
Monica: Wait! What about Joey?
Well that's because you always sleep till noon, silly!
* Silly: ࢭ࣪
* Silly ass: ࢭ࣪, ઝԩଲ
* Don't be silly: ૼ‫׆‬஺ࠬ
* Bore a person silly: …ଡ ‫׆‬ୣ෇ܑߧ[ࢠ౿ܑߧ] ஺߿෇՚ ෇ۗ
* Silly of you to: ~ ~෇ۗ‫ي֜࣪ࢭ ۍ‬

Friends 390
Script
Monica: Hey, guess what I’m doing this weekend! I’m going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Phoebe: Oh weird, Chandler just told us he’s got a conference there!
Monica: Oh now that-that-that’s funny, it seems like Chandler’s conference could’ve been in Connecticut or
Vermont.
Chandler: I’m not in charge of where the conference is held. Do you want people to think it’s a fake
conference? It’s a real conference.
Ross: Hey.
Joey: Hey!
Monica: Hey.
Ross: Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
Monica: No, she’s out shopping.
Ross: Damn!
Chandler: What’s going on?
Ross: I told Emily to come. And I just need to y’know, talk to Rachel about it.
Phoebe: Wait a minute! So when Emily comes you’re just, you’re not gonna see Rachel anymore?
Ross: Well look, I’m just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not on the
part that makes me do this.
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you’re never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even
gonna work?
Ross: I have no idea. I mean… But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Joey: Doesn’t seem like it’s going to work, I mean…
And not on the part that makes me do this.
* Pepto Bismol: ীฃ୪ ஂࠑ
* Upset stomach: ࢼ೷
* Indigestion: ীฃ ऄ߆
* Nausea: ࡔਆ‫ૺת‬
* Diarrhea: ডॷ
* Heartburn: ুੜࠨ

Friends 391
Script
Rachel: Hi, guys!
Joey: Hi!
Chandler: Uh, hey!
Rachel: What’s going on?
Chandler: We’re flipping Monica’s mattress.
Joey: So I’m thinking, basically we pick it up and then we flip it.
Phoebe: Yeah that’s better than my way.
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Chandler: Aww, man!
Rachel: Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Ross: So, Rach, y’know-y’know how Emily’s coming right?
Rachel: Oh yeah! I know.
We're flipping Monica's mattress.
* flip: ܶுۗ
* flip-flop=thong: (T൬ൖ, ճࡿ ਉࠤ൵[ই݅]) ճࡿ ਉࠤ൵
* flip through sth: พઘ ࣪ۗ
* flip your lid: ୀ୪ਕଡ ସۗ, ࡭ਏ ฃٛۗ

Friends 392
Script
Phoebe: Can you hear anything?
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Monica: Hey, Joey’s ass! What are you doing?
Joey: Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in here all
night with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna
happen again, you know, so I hid this in here.
Monica: Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles…
Phoebe: Ooh, Madlibs, mine!
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: You don’t know how long we’re gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
Ooh, Madlibs, mine!
* Madlibs: ଵஂଭ ֗ଖ૳ ՚ହ థୀ. थಋଡ త૴࡟ছ ઽઘ ࢂ࣑ վऀࠜ ԧ‫෇ۇ‬՚ ෇‫ ۀ‬థଲۗ.

Friends 393
Script
Ross: Anyway it-it kinda-it all boils down to this, the last time I talked to Emily…
Rachel: Oh my God! Our dog died!
Ross: What?!
Rachel: Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!
Ross: Le Poo’s still alive?!
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine--teen blocks. Oh. Oh my
God.
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don’t cry.
Rachel: It’s Le Poo.
Phoebe: I know it’s le poo right now, but it’ll get better.
Anyway it kinda, it all boils down to this.
* boil down to sth: ~ଞߦ ૬ઊ‫ۗܣ‬, էߨ‫ۗي‬.
* boil sth down: ੟‫ ܁‬ઢ‫ ۀ‬Փ ઢଲ
* make your blood boil: գंਏ೬ۗ[ীࠝ‫ق‬౿՚ ෇ۗ]
* can't boil an egg: ۜՅ ෇‫ॾ ي‬஺ ࡮෉ۗ, ள ૬ࠤࠜ ෇஺ ࡮෉ۗ.

Friends 394
Script
Chandler: I can’t believe it! We’re here!
Monica: Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! I love that!
Chandler: Oh, you should live with Joey, Roll-os everywhere.
Monica: Come here. Okay, be right back.
Chandler: Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There’s a high-speed car chase on!
Monica: We’re switching rooms.
Chandler: Oh dear God, they gave us glasses!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn’t change the glasses, who
knows what else they didn’t change. Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we
can change rooms, can’t we?
Chandler: Okay, but let’s do it now though, because Chopper 5 just lost it’s feed!
Ooh, chocolates on the pillows!
* mint pillows: ࣕԹ ু઩ ࢮ෇ ‫ ۀٶ‬Փ. (ऄ࡟ஹ, णસ ౿߹઩ அۗ)
* How to Treat insomnia: ऄ࡟ஹ ౿߹࣑
1) ಅ۩઩ছ‫ ۀ‬େ࠮ ୀઉ෉ۗ.
2) େଡ ࢺැ෇‫ ۀ‬Փଡ ಅ۩ ச࣡઩ছ ౿૶ۗ.
3) ୽ࠤ࡟ ࡿ୺Ս ಅ۩઩ ‫ۗۀڭ‬.
4) ࡦ݃ ঍Ԩଡ ‫ݭ‬ౄ࣊ࠦۗ.
5) ৤࡟઩ ܑૺଡ ச‫ ۀ‬ଣਐ: ‫۝‬, ૈࠤ, ‫ंۥ‬ଲ ݅ઘԩ ଣਐ, երࠑ, Ԯୀ, তକா, ࡿ‫׆‬ா ࠯ଠ ଣਐ.
6) ඿ැઉ ් ଣਐ: କ୪ඨ
7) ੰߦࠬ ૬࣑: ࢢൈ ࣕԹ, ޭࣗ۳ ૈଵ, ಉࡦࠬଵ ૈଵ, ֝ฃ
8) ୡ୨ ૊ܑ: 20
9) ਌ܑ: 60%
10) ࡉࠤ‫ ۀ‬ఙ՚, ࢳଠ ‫෇ޠݗ‬՚
11) ජࠛ ծવ ಅ֜ࠑ, ଲண ಝൊ, ঍ ઑ൞

Friends 395
Script
Ross: Hey, so uh, y’know how there’s something I wanted to talk to you about?
Rachel: Oh yeah!
Ross: Well, y’know how I’m trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there’s this one thing… Okay,
here it goes. I made a promise that-Oh hey!
Rachel: What?
Ross: You’re nose is bleeding!
Rachel: Oh God. No! Oh not again! This-this happened when my grandfather died. It’s ugh! Sorry. Oh,
okay, so I’m sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Ross: Umm…
Rachel: Sorry. Sorry.
Ross: Okay, I uh, I can’t see you anymore.
Rachel: Yeah, you know, I know. It’s ridiculous! I can’t see you either.
You're nose is bleeding!
* bleed sb dry: ‫ܓ‬ଡ ࡯‫׀ ݟ‬ઘٛۗ
* have a nose job: ಸ ন෴৤২෇ۗ
* cut off your nose to spite your face: ْଡ ැ౿ߙۗԧ ୀ‫ۗ ࠮׆‬౿ۗ
* keep your nose clean: নԧ਑[ֱజଠ] ଵ઩ ࠱ߙ݅஺ ੴ՚ ෇ۗ

Friends 396
Script
Hotel Clerk: I think you’ll find this room more to your liking.
Chandler: Okay, great.
Hotel Clerk: They say he’s only got half a tank left.
Chandler: Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!
Monica: We’re switching rooms again.
Chandler: What? Why?
Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
Monica: Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Chandler: Uh-huh.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I’m not gonna let ’em! And we’re not a
couple of suckers!
Chandler: I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can
watch-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not honna let them!
* take sb for a ride: ~ଡ ুଲۗ, ু઱‫ۗ׆ٱ‬
* Have a bumpy ride: ૷സऄസ෉ ‫׊‬ଡ ԧۗ, ள ઘߙૺଡ դۗ
* Ride up: ೴ճ ોޭԧۗ, ள ૒ଲ ࠱ߙছ ોޭԧ‫ ۀ‬Փଡ ඝ෮෉ۗ.
* Piggyback ride: ݊઩ ડۗ

Friends 397
Script
Rachel: Hi!
Ross: Hey. Rachel, I-I-I’ve been wanting to tell you something for a while now and I really, I just have
to get it out.
Rachel: Okay, alright, what’s up?
Ross: Okay, y’know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Ross: And while that was good advice, you should know that what-what she want s…
Rachel: Yeah?
Ross: …is for me not to see you anymore.
Rachel: That’s crazy! You can’t do that! What are you going to tell her? Oh my God. Ohh, you’ve
already agreed to this, haven’t you?
Ross: It’s awful I know, it’s… I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to
work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have to. But the good thing is we can still see
each other until she gets here.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that’s the best news I’ve heard
since Le Poo died!
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me just make this a little easier for you.
Ross: What are you doing?
Rachel: Storming out!
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
Rachel: Yeah, well that’s how mad I am!!
Storming out!
* Storm out: (ন‫ي‬ছ) ‫ޓ‬ઘ ‫ي‬ԧۗ
* Be in the eye of the storm: ೾ණଭ ணਕऀ઩ ଼ۗ, ள ਚૺ઩ ணਕऀ઩ ছ ଼ۗ.
* A storm in a teacup: ୁଠ ী‫ܛ‬
* Ride out the storm: 1) ଲբٛۗ / ּ࣫෇ۗ

Friends 398
Script
Chandler: Damn Rollos!
Joey: Hey, you’re back!
Chandler: Hey.
Joey: How was your conference?
Chandler: It was terrible. I fought with my colleagues y’know, the entire time. Are you kidding with this?
Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Monica: Hi!
Joey: Hey, you’re back too!
Monica: Yeah. Umm, Chandler can I talk to you outside for just a second?
Joey: Hey, how was your chef thing?
Monica: Oh, it was awful. I guess some people just don’t appreciate really good food.
Chandler: Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first but then made everybody vomit
and have diarrhea.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: Monica.
Oh, so your weekend was a total bust?
* Storm out: (ন‫ي‬ছ) ‫ޓ‬ઘ ‫ي‬ԧۗ
* Be in the eye of the storm: ೾ණଭ ணਕऀ઩ ଼ۗ, ள ਚૺ઩ ணਕऀ઩ ছ ଼ۗ.
* A storm in a teacup: ୁଠ ী‫ܛ‬
* Ride out the storm: 1) ଲբٛۗ / ּ࣫෇ۗ

Friends 399
Script
Monica: Okay, I’d like to know how much the room was because want to pay my half.
Chandler: Okay, fine, $300.
Monica: 300 dollars?!
Chandler: Yeah, just think of it as $25 per room!
Monica: Urghh!!
Joey: What are you guys woofing about?
Monica: Chandler stole a twenty from my purse!
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y’know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and
you always have lots!
What are you guys woofing about?
* woof: Թ ௄‫ ۀ‬ীࠤ
* meow: ճઑଲଭ ઉ૓ ীࠤ
* moo: ীଭ ଣࡔ ীࠤ
* cocka dookle doo: ‫۝‬ଭ ‫ ૈق؁‬ীࠤ
* Ribbit: Թ֜ࠤଭ Թ֠Թ֠ ীࠤ

Friends 400
Script
Ross: You should’ve seen the look on her face. I don’t want Rachel to hate me! I don’t know what to
do.
Joey: You want my advice?
Ross: Yes! Please!
Joey: You’re not gonna like it.
Ross: That’s okay.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: That’s not advice!
Joey: I told ya.
Ross: I’m going to the bathroom.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I don’t think I could do it.
Chandler and Phoebe: Yeah, me either.
Monica: Maybe I could do it.
I told ya.
* I told you so!: ֻߐ՚ ٛԧ ࠱෗ୃੰ.
* All told: ֻ՚ էߨଲۗ
* A little bird told me: ઘ‫ޱॷ ݬ‬ଞߦऀഉ ݅તۗ.
* Tell on sb: ճୀா෇ۗ

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Season 5-03 The One Hundredth

Phoebe: Hi! And you’re going into what grade?

Dr. Oberman: Oh no, really I’m fully qualified to…

Frank: Oh cool! You made him cry!

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Joey: Umm, well, what else could it be?

Joey’s Doctor: It’s kidney stones.

Joey’s Doctor: Kidney stones!

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Phoebe: They are. Why?

Phoebe: Happy birthday!

Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I’m not Fonzie.

Phoebe: I know, it is.

Phoebe: Can I tell you a little secret?

Phoebe: I want to keep one.

Rachel: Ohh, I’m gonna be on the news!

Season 5-03 The One Hundredth

Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don’t know!

Rachel: Phoebe, no! This is, this is insane.

Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!

Phoebe: You’re right.

Phoebe: Tell him it’s for you.

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Ross: Hey! I just heard. What’s up?

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Rachel: No, I haven’t had a chance to be alone with him yet.

Phoebe: Well, I’m kinda on a clock here.

Dr. Harad: Oh Fonzie.

Rachel: Y’know who I always liked? Mork.

Phoebe: Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.

Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.

Dr. Harad: Yeah, that’s right.

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Monica: How are you doing?

Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.

Male Nurse: Hey!

Male Nurse: Rachel.

Dan: Nice to meet you.

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Dan: And it didn’t feel so girlie during the Gulf War.

Dan: Sure! I’ll get somebody to cover my shift.

Monica: Oh, great!

Chandler: Hey, how ’bout it? You, me, Saturday night?

Delivery Room Nurse: No.

Chandler: All right. Very good.

Phoebe: Oo, this is a big one. Eww! Arghhhh!!

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Ross: Breathe! Breathe! Breathe through the pain.

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs!

Ross: I do too! I do too!

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Rachel: Oh, honey, don’t worry. She’s gonna make it on time.

Frank: Not to me.

Rachel: Yeah, fair enough.

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Monica: Bye Dan!

Dan: Uh, bye Monica.