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1 TOP 20 BAD THAI WORDS

TOP 20
BAD
THAI
WORDS

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INTRODUCTION

How often I have asked my girlfriend "how to say


fuck in Thai? ". The best answer I got was " p-
p" (อื๊บๆ) which literally means to lift something
up. Thai people use it as a more polite word of "to
fuck" but the actual word fuck she never wanted to
tell me. You might have heard "bɔɔm-bɔɔm" in
massage places or beer bars but in fact that’s just a
word they made up for talking to Farangs.

Not just with the word "fuck" it took me quite a lot


of effort figuring out the actual word in Thai as for
all the other words you can see on the list on the
next page. Thai people are really encouraging you
learning Thai and will tell you everything you want
to know – except all the bad words.

That’s quite strange given Thais like to swear all the


time but if you ask them how to say "asshole",
"pussy" or "bitch" in Thai they are always like:
"Don’t say that, not good."

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I have taken lots of effort to figure them all out


though and by now I know more than just 20 bad
words but the ones I have listed here are probably
the worst ones you can have in your Thai
repertoire.

It’s important that you never say any of these


words in public, especially to people you don’t
know. They can really get you in big trouble as you
can’t make a Thai person lose their face more by
throwing at him or her one of the following words.

TOP 20 BAD THAI WORDS

1 guu กู I
2 m ng มึง you
3 man มัน he / she /
they
4 kwaai ควาย buffalo
5 sàt สัตว์ animal
6 dàak ดาก asshole

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7 yét เย็ด to fuck


8 nâa-yét น่าเย็ด fuckable
9 ngîan เงี่ยน horny
10 jǔu จู๋ cock
11 hǎm หา testicles
12 hǐi หี pussy
13 dt t แตด clitoris
14 mɔɔi หมอย pubic hair
15 grà-rìi กระหรี่ bitch
16 bpàak-mǎa ปากหมา bad mouth
17 ii อี damned -
for women
18 âi ไอ้ damned -
for men
19 m m ng แม่มงึ ตาย your mom
dtaai dies
20 pɔɔ m ng พ่อมึงตาย your dad
dtaai dies

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TONE MARKS
` low

(none) middle

´ high

ˆ falling

ˇ rising

VOWEL LENGTH
Short vowel: one letter, i.e. “man”

Long vowel: two letters, i.e. “maan”

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REMARKS

1 The normal words for "I" are "pǒm" (ผม, for male)
and "chán" (ฉัน, for female). "guu" can be used by
both male and female if they are either close
friends or totally hate eachother.

2 The normal words for "you" are "kun" (คุณ,


informal), "pîi" (พี่, for older people) and"nɔɔng"
(น้ อง, for younger people). "m ng" can be used by
both male and female if they are either close
friends or totally hate eachother.

3 "man" is normally used for "it". If you use it for


either "he", "she" or "them" by talking about
somebody or a group of people, you are showing
highest disrespect of them.

4 "kwaai" is one of the most interesting words in


the Thai language. For every rice farmer the
backbone of work and making a living buffaloes are
still considered extremely stupid animals. One of
the worst things you can say to somebody is:

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"m ng bpen kwaai" (มึงเป็ นควาย, you are a buffalo).


I once wrote this to a Thai girl when she made me
angry just to see the reaction and ever since she
has never talked with me again.

5 There is nothing word with the word "sat" as long


as you are really referring to animals. If you call a
person a "sat" it’s almost as bad as calling him or
her a "kwaai".

6 The Thai word for "ass" is "dtùut" (ตูด). There is


nothing wrong with this word, you can even say
"dtùut sǔai" (ตูดสวย, nice ass) in some situations.
"dàak" however refers to the whole in the ass and
has just the same meaning as in English: asshole.

7 There you have it, the word for "to fuck". Normal
Thai girls however hate this word and don’t want
you to say it.

9 Means if you want to ask a girl if she’s horny you


would say: "ngîan mái" (เงี่ยนไหม).

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10 "jǔu" is the word for "penis" but it’s another


very bad word. Thai people therefore like to call
him "nɔɔng-chaai" (น้ องชาย, little brother) a lot.

12 "hǐi" is the word for "pussy" and another very


bad one. Thai people therefore like to call her
"nɔɔng-sǎao" (น้ องสาว, little sister) a lot.

15 "grà-rìi" is literally "prostitute" but you can say it


to all kind of bitches.

17 This word is used before the name of a woman,


i.e. "ii Supa" means "damn you, Supa! "

18 This word is used before the name of a man, i.e.


"âi Jim" means "damn you, Jim! "

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BAD BONUS WORD

Here is a bonus word, it’s called:

wâ ว่ ะ (for statements)
wá วะ (for questions)

There is no direct translation for this word in


English – it’s more like a particle to convert any
statement or question you make into a curse.

Examples:
bpen àrai wá. (เป็ นอะไรวะ)
= What the hell is the matter?
tam àrai wá. (ทาอะไรวะ)
= What the fuck are you doing?
m ng bpen kwaai wâ. (มึงเป็ นควายว่ ะ)
= You are a fucking buffalo!

Again, please never say what I just told you to Thai


people, especially not to anyone in public or people
you don’t know. Learning Thai is fun, isn’t it?

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