If Himawari Comes Then Cosmos Will Be Mad

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If Himawari comes then Cosmos will be mad.

In order to not cause that horrible chain of events, I must retreat from the
classroom.

However, where should I go?

The cafeteria? Nah, that place is too noisy.

It’s difficult to be alone there. Hearing all the surrounding voices gives me a
sharp headache after all.

Therefore, it’s rejected.

How about the rooftop? Nope, that place is the holy land for couples.

Even now I bet there’s a lot of couples going “kya kyaa~ and ufufu” and
enjoying their lunch there.

I don’t have the confidence that I can suppress myself if I see that kind of
sight.

My negative feelings will run wild, and I have confidence that I will rampage
like some purple-coloured, general purpose android called Aon during a
decisive battle.1

Therefore, it’s rejected.

Is there anywhere… Aah there is. There’s only one place that I know of…

I re~ally don’t want to go to that place, but compared to the other two
options, it’s more quiet than anywhere.

Except there is the demerit of it having a small demon..

But there aren’t any other places I can go to, so I trudgingly headed towards
that place.

While walking, I prayed to the heavens with all my might, saying「I hope she
isn’t there!」.

***

「Ara, this is rare isn’t it.」

After I opened the door, her voice came from behind me.

After feeling relieved since she wasn’t at the reception desk, I suddenly hated
reality.

It’s the demon king with braids, Pansy. Somehow, it seems that my prayers
were completely ineffective.

「Why are you here during lunch break?」

I still don’t want to be unnecessarily involved with her. Let’s hurry and
escape to the reading area.

…huh? What’s that? There’s an awfully large cardboard box with the
am○zon mark on it.

Furthermore it’s been unsealed and is empty.

…Well whatever. Honestly speaking it doesn’t really matter.

Slouching my back, I ignored Pansy who wanted to talk and trudgingly


headed towards the reading space.

Footsteps could be heard from behind me. Pansy was following me, but I
purposefully didn’t say anything.

After arriving at the reading space, I wearily rested my body on the desk.

「Seriously what’s the matter Jouro-kun? Even though your face usually looks
like a slightly spoiled orange peel, today your face looks like a really rotten
orange peel.」

Whether or not she noticed my strange state, Pansy took the opportunity to
peer into my face while verbally abusing me.

「Sorry. Should I leave you alone for awhile?」

Don’t ask me about every little thing. I don’t have the time to talk with you.

「Ara, then perhaps I should treat you as if you don’t exist as well?」

「It doesn’t matter to me.」

「I understand.」

Listening to just those words, Pansy stood up and left the reading space.

Well isn’t she awfully cooperative today… Then, just for a bit, let’s have a
nap shall we?

If its…【plop】gonna be…【plop】quiet then…【slam!】.

「Ugh, heavy! What the hell are you doing!?」

This bastard, when did she come back!? Her presence was literally non-
existent!

Also the origin of this “plop, plop, slam” noise is the sound of books being
placed down.

While I was trying to take a nap, Pansy was putting books on me one by
one.

「I’m using the desk to sort these books. There’s a lot of them so it’s a
big problem. Don’t worry I’m just talking to myself.」
This girl, how the hell did she bring such a large amount of books in such a
short amount of time?

「Jeez… Don’t do anything weird okay… ack- heavy! I said that’s heavy!」

When I sat down again and tried to nap, I was assaulted by books
being pressed on me for a second time. She has no mercy.

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