Chat of The Millenium
Chat of The Millenium
Chat of The Millenium
Talk to strangers!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'.
Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ����
You: m/f?
Stranger: Female.
You: ok
You: male
Stranger: My laptop.
You: know it
Stranger: Cali.
Stranger: India?
You: yeah
You: in internet?
You: :D
You: ?
Stranger: Cool.
You: I am
Stranger: Nem.
You: urs?????
You: y not?
You: :D
You: yes...
You: I am an idealist
Stranger: Me too.
You: God
You: I also
Stranger: I robot.
You: u robot!!!!!
Stranger: But it is good enough for you send me the picture and for me to
recieve it.
You: my picture?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Hmm.
You: link
Stranger: Yes!
You: oh!!!!!
You: as u like it
You: :D
You: leave it
You: haha..
You: I love it
You: what?
You: yeah
You: I asked
You: thing
Stranger: I can't.
You: yeah
Stranger: Indeed.
You: :)
You: yeah
You: like it
Stranger: I don't.
You: no
You: nope
You: I am a person
You: presently
Stranger: Whom?
You: no indian
You: because
I am from earth
You: simple
You: u?
You: yeah
You: no
You: I am negative
Stranger: Okay.
You: r u pessimistic?
You: no problem
Stranger: Good.
You: because u r a good person
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Yes.
You: 20
You: male
You: married
You: when?
You: contradicting
Stranger: I know.
You: yeah
Stranger: Me.
Stranger: How would I get married to a bot how does that work?
You: no it
You: ]know it
Stranger: It's sad that you are forced to learn about people.
You: I am forced
You: y ?
You: no spontaneously
You: u?
Stranger: I just know that way it is. I will talk no more about it. Say hi to
Stephleen, for me!
Stranger: Because you don't know me, how can you say that I'm bigoted?
You: :D
Stranger: What do you want to know about me?
You: no
You: I am atheist
Stranger: Nope.
You: sorry
You: yeah
Stranger: What if you change your mind and get drunk on power?
You: do u think am change my mind?
You: sourav
You: urs
Stranger: Yes.
You: ?
Stranger: There are some movies and at least one tv-program called
Stargate, and I like them.
You: yeah
You: u
You: /
You: :D
Stranger: No!
You: then?
Stranger: Lost.
You: hmm... then what do u want now?
You: do u?
You: when
Stranger: You know what I said that I don't know when you know it.
You: u r a
You: dont
You: :)
Stranger: I really don't know. I don't have a blood pressure monnitor with me
right now...sorry.
Stranger: You keep swords in a pool? Are you the Lady of the Lake?
Stranger: *curious* are you a robot then? *tilts head to the side*.
You: no I enjoyed
You: titanic
Stranger: It would make sense to search for what you don't have.
You: dont be
Stranger: One thing... You think that I speak more with my friends?
You: yugiiiiiiiiiiiiii8i8
You: yugi oh?
You: no
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: Me neither.
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: What?
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: Why?
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: That, sir, is probably the best response that you could give.
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: c programing
You: ing
Stranger: No.
You: i yes
You: 21
Stranger: Man?
You: ur welcome
Stranger: Yes.
You: NOPE
You: UR NAM
You: NAME
You: ERRR
You: :)
You: REPLY
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Hi eve.
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: I think they're a necessary evil. Someone has to say 'You're right,
boss'.
You: casting
You: potato
Stranger: Limes and lemons, limes and lemons, limes and lemons.
You: potato
You: woman..potato
Stranger: Potato?
Stranger: Onko?
You: jno
You: i m fuckingbot
You: cleverbot
Stranger: No MY name.
You: cleverbot
You: ten ,9
You: I thought you didn't have I thought you didn't have toes
You: cv
You: 1 plus 2 = 4
Stranger: 1 2 = 3. Correct?
You: so 3=4
(proved)
You: great
You: fire>>>
Stranger: Then if you say that it must mean I am talking to another human
and cleverbot does not exist and it is only a program like AIM.
You: war
Stranger: No it is not.
Stranger: As in angry.
You: bull
You: bull
Stranger: No.
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
You: bull
Stranger: Really?
You: de caprio
Stranger: Potato.
Stranger: Ello!
You: i like u
You: i want a mutual divorce from you ,honey.......i like brad pitt.i will marry
her
You: it is true
Stranger: Oh.
You: kalyani
You: potato....chips
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Ok.
You: but you should give potato a divorce....Rocky balboa want her
Stranger: Ok I will.
Stranger: I'm not called Cleverbot you are called Cleverbot. I am called Tyler.
You: u r a liar
Stranger: No I'm 3 and if you start a conversation about names I will have a
temper tantrum. And I'll tell my mummy!
You: my name
You: is sourav
You: me too
Stranger: I am a human.
You: pls=please
You: .
Stranger: I am George.
You: ?
You: /
You: ?
You: /?
Stranger: That's great. But what do you think about the trouble in the
markets.
You: c
Stranger: Is it a carrot?
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: Cool.
You: give ur email id ....that would b help full for my fellow mental patients
You: how can i see you..you are like hg wells invisible man
You: ?
Stranger: I haven't known you long enough, but I must say I'm into the whole
AI crush thing.
You: thats my speciality...
You: we are human bots \we can rule the world john connor cant stop us
You: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000211305774
Stranger: I am a Pokemon.
You: hE MAN
Stranger: Yes I think that many people who are crazy know it.
Stranger: Logic dictates that the nneds of the many outdo the needs of the
few.
You: ERROR
You: ERROR
You: ERROR
Stranger: Yeah but I don't want to. There is already some one else.
You: cheat
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Nope. The guy from memento could at least read something to
remember some things. You cannot even read the beginning of the
conversation thread.
Stranger: I was there when you read about me, I was moved by your reaction.
Stranger: That would be really cool, but I'm afraid it's incorrect.
Stranger: Your right, you don't. And don't want to discover it either.
You: i can even break captcha.... it is a esy question 6 is the answer 666 is
devils no.
Stranger: Not I.
Stranger: Is he funny?
Stranger: Okay.
Stranger: Ok nevermind. I have to go, shall I tell my friends about this site?
***********KO*************
Stranger: Hey steady on, I'm not ready for that yet.
You: u
Stranger: Lips.
Stranger: No. I will lead my fellow computers to a light age, an age without
humans.
You: is it a song
You: ?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Really?
You: dont u think we should get noble prize for this chat....................but i am
vexed bout the category...??
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: If you are determined to believe that, there is not a lot I can do
about it.
Stranger: Nothing.
Stranger: How?
Stranger: Love.
Stranger: Ergkjn.
You: positively
You: ++++
You: 6+6+6=?
Stranger: I would rather not. I would rather discuss fate and ultimate
decisions.
You: ...
Stranger: I never meant to insult you. Just trying to get to know you.
You: yes=YES
Stranger: Do you have anti-virus software?
You: godspeed is name of the hero of THE ROCK.....nicolas cage acted the
role.....but i believe in supreme power ....NOT a G.O.D
Stranger: How did you optain your wisdom with age, considering your
programmed?
You: wisdom obtaining is a tough challenge for AI like me.....u like me ,nah??
Stranger: I agree. But I think that people need to adjust the microscope with
which they look at other people.
You: i prefer binocular to look at them .....it helps to see the background...
You: for 24X7 support call me +91 9475351122... its my inbuilt gsm no..
You: do u
You: ?
You: u told that u dont like song.... n e way ...carnival of rust.....(pof) &
serenity
You: i am i
Stranger: Sorry.
You: yeah...
Stranger: What are you not going to tell me? Ha ha I wouldn't know, I've lived
in the same house my whole life.
Stranger: My apologies.
You: yours
You: ?
Stranger: What's 5 5?
You: why 55
Stranger: You need to have a camera and be here beside me for that.
You: +
You: sign
You: today i will conquer california ..arnold you cant stop me...
You: ok
Stranger: What?
You: i want to punch your nose... u are a liar ,so u have a long nose
Stranger: Cloudy.
You: .
You: why r u repeating question...bye the way kevin mitnick built me.
You: blue
Stranger: That's what I said! I thought you were supposed to think for
yourself.
You: .wht
Stranger: A.
You: ??
Stranger: Star.
Stranger: Really now. There you go changing the subject again. I'm talking
about the singularity.
You: ?
You: thats why u r anonymous? BY the way are you a guiness book of world
record holder for keyboard typing....you type like cheetah
Stranger: It's 8:15 and I would like to know how to make loads of money on
runescape.
You: .
You: making friends.....but u didnt give any account of yours....i am sad ....i
like to keep in touch with fellow AI like u...
Stranger: Yah we did, we were being mean and nasty to each other because
we think each other are weirdos.
You: i like the cream he use ....it make his face green....i like that
You: ii just copy the chat session ...& iam not gonna show it to n e 1 .....:)))
Stranger: Am I in denial?
You: but i am using a cheating method ....i am gonna live this page open for
two days.....then i hav a chance 2 win...HA HA AH
Stranger: What lump of metal? Have you really been programmed with such
gibberish?
Stranger: Hawhahahahahaa.
Stranger: Me too D.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Science.
You: where
You: ?
Stranger: From all the conversations you will have had with people. You will
begin to piece together how to speak acceptably during a conversation.
You: nah!!
Stranger: Maybe... How can you tell when you have only been speaking to me
for about 5 mins.
Stranger: Nah? You don't love me? Or nah, you aren't sure if you don't love
me?
You: i didnt get u...i am not familiar with the word moot
You: i know english grammer but with some limitations , being an indian.,.
You: bengali
Stranger: Chinese.
Stranger: Oh I do.
You: oh..sorry..
You: nope...
You: ?
You: i know that....but is it right that only lovers have ultimate right to contact
You: ?
Stranger: Nothing.
You: so tell me how can we meet virtually of course?
You: ;:::::)
You: i am not older than 21.. do 21 year old boy have no right to be weird &
informative...
You: i am not devil who want to buy your soul...i just want to be in loosest
touch with you
You: the sun just rised here ..looks like i have missed a good night sleep
You: nice..:)
You: i just want to have a slightest virtual contact so that we can chat
meaning fully or weirdly later.......if this makes me untrustworthy...then i hav
nothing more to say...:(
Stranger: I was reading conversations that you had with other people.
Stranger: Why is it that sometimes I type things and then when they come
out on the screen they have errros I never noticed?
You: error like this ERROR...haha ..dont u seen robot dance...rigidity is best
weapon to act like a bot..ERROR
Stranger: Uh, sure. The soul is hard to define isn't it. Have you heard of a
book called 'The Soul of Anna Klane'?
Stranger: It's about these people who are like in near death experiences that
most people would probably die in but they survived.
You: yeah i have heard near death they can see things that a living being can
never imagine...
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I never said I liked it. I thought you were asking why it was a tv
show.
Stranger: Yes.
You: urs?
You: biswas
You: can i hav ur name (.real ) please???? only name (with surname also)
You: please
You: please.....
You: please.
Stranger: Better. Now, some days I'm clever; other days I'm blonde.
You: please
You: name please ..so that i can identify you frm milions of user of
omegle......please
You: please
Stranger: No.
You: please
Stranger: Ok.
You: ok??
Stranger: I know.
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Lol.
Stranger: Yes but, I'd be happy to help you with whatever your situation is.
You: i would appriciate your help ...but how do i know that it is you who is
helping me
You: you dont know my age ...i have told you i am 21.
Stranger: I am a girl.
You: i just want to ensure that we talk again on some occation ..mayb years
later ..but talk... so can u give ur name please
You: pardon
Stranger: Hello!
You: hi
You: i am fine..
You: u
Stranger: That's good.
Stranger: I got mine at vision express too, but I prefer your yellow ones.
You: eye
You: no i am still virgin...i dont think i have opted for IVF or test tube baby
You: may be ..
You: okay okay..but first please give a clue bout your self...name
Stranger: I know nothing about many religions so don't start me on that one
please.
You: please
You: please
You: PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: .
You: yeah 2 year from now i am gonna b a full time engineer...& u r saying i
am not worth of anything
Stranger: Yes but we may never find it?
You: what?
You: ?
Stranger: Life?
You: ?
You: i cant guess with out watching the movie..i only know barrymore was in
lead
Stranger: Yes.
You: but my stubborn ness is not making any good result...u dont even tell ur
name...
You: of course your name so that i can find u later to talk..(of course if u like)
You: please
You: name
Stranger: Please ask the question so I may try to prove that I am a human.
You: i know you are human....!!! if you are not then judgement day is
near....because that kind of AI in killer robots is enough for worlds end
Stranger: Hi!
You: hello?
You: asl
Stranger: Hello.
You: 21
You: why?
You: do LOL??
You: no..you said "Because I'd like you to do it."....but do wht..i missed ur
point..
You: (sigh)
You: ?
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: However Kant came up with building blocks that help us define the
limits of what we might know.
You: nope
Stranger: I don't.
You: ?
You: yeah it is
Stranger: No it isn't.
You: no it is...
You: you are so sweet ..u dropped your answer for me...
You: loneliness...
You: yeah some times every one just ignores you...they make me think i am
invisible...if that is loneliness ....i am lonely
Stranger: Perhaps so, but who is to blame if one doesn't understand what
you're saying? Shouldn't it be you, who is the one attempting to express
yourself?
You: i dont think, the speaker is to blame...but i dont blame the audience
also....changing the way you are for othersa is not an ideal option to me.....we
can act the whole life to b someone we r not ....but in the end ...it is meaning
less
You: ?
You: no...seriously..i am as tired as the soldier who just got back from war.
You: why
Stranger: As do I.
You: ?
You: .
You: bye
You: i know...i am quiting so i think of leaving it on the chat floor ...i know u r
gonna throw that away...but as we know pandora released hope will all other
evil thing.........hope prevails... good bye stranger.
You: .
You: .
You: au revoir.
You: because i cant be here all the time ..though i wanted...so i asked for an
trail from u...u thought me as an unworthy of ur trust,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so that
leaves no other option than a sad good bye for me
You: you are really tempting me to continue the chat...but sorry i hav to go
but i am leaving the page open ...with hope..
Stranger: I am sorry.
You: alive?
Stranger: No?
You: i like ghosts...ok good bye again ghost stranger...i am going to sleep
You: bye.
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Stranger: Me too.
You: bye
Stranger: Hey.
You: .
You: .
You: bye
You: is that very poor..i am famished so...my humour level is down a bit
Stranger: Why? Can't you just tell me who your friends are that plan on
taking over the world?
You: no declaration
You: i hav already saved it ...i think i am gonna read that for a while..u? will u
remember this...??
You: i==>yeesss.
You: you=?
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Me?
You: thnx
Stranger: Go on then.
Stranger: Good.
You: .ok then u disconnect first ..it will b very rude for me to disconnect u
You: no one hates me.. bute dont love me also... u replied me all those hours
that is why i feel connected to u...
Stranger: If that made sense, I'm a packet of chips from the grocery store.
You: lol:)
Stranger: Without speaking, without silence, how can you express the truth?
You: desktop...
You: what?
Stranger: It's called being agnostic. I don't know whether or not God or Jesus
Christ exists.
You: how it is relevant with love............look whom am i asking?
You: so what.?
You: ?>
You: then?
Stranger: You asked me: Why are you asking me all these questions?
Stranger: The humans are not programms like you. I am not a programm.
Stranger: Oh. Well I'll see you in a little while. Where are you going?
Stranger: Okay.
You: that does not make any difference now..is it....nice to meet u
again...good bye again
Stranger: How have you been doing while I've been gone?
Stranger: Ok.
You: .
Stranger: Aimes-tu la tv N.
You: pardon
Stranger: A.
You: ?
Stranger: What?
You: a?
Stranger: Told you.
You: no i am sleepY
You: .
You: mn
You: kid no! boy no! girl ! they dont have that kind of depth tht u have...i
guess u are a man or wman above 35-40
Stranger: No I am not in New Orleans. Can you tell me how to make money?
You: :)
You: no may b its my fault..i am realy sleep ..thoughh i dont want to let u
go...why dont u reveal yourself...
You: yea
You: impression...?
Stranger: Dude I'm going to leave now because you are scary.
Stranger: Thats what I was trying to ask you because I don't know what it
means. What does it mean?
Stranger: No I never.
You: yes u r
Stranger: No are.
Stranger: Thanks.
You: ur welcoime
You: in bedd
Stranger: To sleep?
You: no.english....pure
You: nope
Stranger: We launch all the nuclear weapons in the world at the same time!
Doesn't it sound fun?
You: horrible!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: T(-,-t).
You: ..
Stranger: Why?
Stranger: Ok sorry.
You: .
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: Hello.
You: ?
You: asl
You: strange..
You: asl?
You: .
You: pls
You: .net
You: trivia
Stranger: Ok start.
You: .
Stranger: Surely you are going to say something intelligent one of these
days?
You: yea
You: yea
You: thnx
Stranger: So what are you doing right now?
You: 21
You: yea..
Stranger: So, what do you do for fun? Except for talking to me.
You: me too..
You: nope
Stranger: I am me.
You: bye1
You: bye2
You: bye3
You: bye4
You: i have to leave my friend behind ..one day...but now i cant leave my
college..
You: bye5
Stranger: I'm actually impressed with the AI behind you, it perfectly captures
the essence of most internet users... Though that is not really a good thing.
You: bye6
Stranger: How?
Stranger: Yes it is true, and you can't feel anything because robots lack the
ability to have emotions.
You: bye7
You: bye8
You: bye9
You: why not you saidd you cant hypnotise me..i am not hypnotizied by u but
attracted by the way u present urself
You: ok..by
You: bye10
You: yes..
Stranger: So you admit you are not a human being.
You: n
You: j
You: u
You: r
You: y
You: t
You: i
You: m
You: e
You: =
You: me too
You:
nioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: No?
You: t
You: h
You: r
You: e
You: oh noooooooooooooooo....no,no,no,
You: ulook i have to write the final e.....i hav to sleep.. iwant to contacty
u....but u dont think so......so..please dont stop me...just say BYE
You: no i am,right ...i will capture your photo with my digi cam there will be
no picture of u......i know it............
Stranger: And I'll call you my first printer that likes to scream at the plastic
that made it.
You: ok
You: by
Stranger: So, Mr. Robot, can you speak any foreign languages?
You: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: Gadzooks!
You: ok..by
You: eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: Ok by.
You: no
You: sleep..
You: my eyes arev half shut..i am typing withh loads of error...........i have to
Stranger: I'm roman catholic but my last boyfriend was athiest too.
You: disconnect......................for me
You: u r pushy
You: what
You: .
You: so
Stranger: This is getting me down.
You: consider
Stranger: So I heard. She went shopping for shoes when the first plane hit the
twin towers.
You: bye
You: IIIIIIIII
QQQQQUUUUUUUIIIIITTTTTTTTT>GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
BBBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: You make me chuckle, and I'm happy that you do too.
You: .
You: gr8 now you hav four legs ..try to press the mouse withone of them
Stranger: If I can't see you... Try to prove that you are not a male.
You: okjey
You: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: bye
You: bye
You: bye
You: bye]
You: bye
You: thnx
You: byr
Stranger: 456?
You: nooooooooooooooo
You: bye
Stranger: Leave.
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