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** sV}tsQ: aSLiy,ss LS yNRPV #[NPR sLij.yNRPV sVd |msLjigjiLiR.

aSLiR: yNRPV NRPWy sVLiNRPsLiRLiU.@LiRV[ s[s V %syNRPVVdxqsVNRPVysLi.


sV}tsQ:!!!

**
\lLiQ [ LigRiRV,yLiR s xmsRWLi[xqsVyLRiV. NSZOP[QFysNRPsyLiR s
LigRiRV][s WV NRPFyRV.
"" W%sVFs soLiVLi][ Vry?''
""GsW RVRV.sVso* G\y NPR WB}qs xmssNTPxmsRVQrys V''@yRV LigRiRV.
""yN][V gRiVLiU GLRiNRPLigS soLi][ W%sV NRPWy @[ ANSLRiLi[s oLiVLij'' @yRVyLiR s.
""@LiVV[ W%sV yVgRiV xmsNRPVgSsoLij'' NRPVsFyRV LigRiRV.
""NSRV...NSRV!''LigSLRiVgS FyRVyLiR s.
""s[s VAjyLRiLi s[xqsVNRPVs[ N][VgRiVLiU gRiVLiRLigS soLiVLij@ssW'' @yRVJzmsNRPgS
sVd s[L]NRP NPR WBxqsW.
""@@LiVV[ AjyLRiLi gRiVLiRLigS,%sVgjis L][[ yVgRiV xmsNRPVgSsW W%sV
soLiVLij''.
**
@FyLSso L][R V %dsVR sRVRVNRPVLiWsyRV.
INRP][INRP BLig][R \|ms LSzqs sos@ORPQLSsV RjyRV.
""BjRj%ssyRV gSTR''@s LSzqs DLij ys\|mss.
BjRj%s AL][Liy BLiZNPA[LiyRV.
RLS*Rs g][R %dsVRLSzqs sos @ORPQLSsVLji}mszqs ""Bj LSzqssyRVgSTR'' @s LSaSRV
@FyLSso.

**
sVx[s RVssL][LS Rs y\|mss@V BW LRiVgRiVRWxmsyLRiV
[xqsVyRV.
@RsBLiNTP FsRVLRiVgS sosdxqs Li[[sN][xqssW sRVNRPVRWsosINRP sQQNPT NRPszmsLiyRV.
""[sN][xqsLisRVNRPVRVyLRiV %dsVLRiV?''xmsNRPLjiLiyRV sVx[s RV.
""yDLigRiLRiLi FLiVVLiRLiU'' @sRsQQNPT yV.
""BNRP[FLiVVLiRs RLigSgRiVLRiVLiy?'' sVx[s RV@TgSRV.
""BNRPRNSRV. A VNTPLiRxmsTFLiVVLij. NSNRPF[@NRPR gS dNRPgSsoLij. @LiRVNRPs

s[s VBNRPR sRVNRPVRVysV''yyRV@sRsQQNPT .


** FyNTPryss J sRVLiRxmsLjiFyxqsVs NSLiyk[NP` .
BrysW`sVLi BLiTRW RVV[LSRVINRP |msRsVsztsQ.
ARVsxms xmsoFRWLiVV.BLiTRW[s \sRVTNTPRWzmsLiRVN][yRVs.BLiTRW
LSgSs[ J RLiR\sRVTsNRPaSyRVs.
RWRgSs[s[xtsQ xtsQV gRiVLRiVxmsRV yNPR L`i.
""%dsVLRiVBrysW` sVLisxqsVyLRiV NRPRW!'' @sxmsNRPLjiLi xmsxmsLkiOTPQLiyRV.
""%dsVxms gS Fy\FRWLiVV.xmspLjig S gRiV [R WLi[NPR dsxqsLi yLiVVRVryLiR VBLiTRW
LSy. @xqs\y%dsVLRiV BrysW`[s[R WzmsLiRVN][s RVgS?''xqsLi[xLi sQQNPR L i[aSy
yNPR L`i.
""xqslLi[[! BrysW`[s WNRPV [LiR V Lji[LiR}qs*R NRPWy DLiy?'' zmssWLSy
FLRiVRV.

** J sVW[ FyxmsxqsW[ [LiR sNTPsLij. AsV |msR sRVNRPWy @[


xqsW[xmsRsRLRigRi RRVsoRVyRV.
BLiL`isp[A xqsW |`%sV|qsqs@TgjiLiysVsV (y sRVsVRWzmsxqsW......)
""@RRVdsZNP[s VsoyRV?''
""sWRWLRixmso RVLi'' zmsLiyFyxms .
C yV][AaRPLRixmsTFLiVV ""RWLRixmsoRV\sV[@RsV Rs r~LiR sFsLiRVNRPV
FyRV''xmsbPLiLiysV.
""sW BR LjiNUP sVR yNRPV sVgRiVLRiV @NRPV,@LiVVRVgRiVLRiV @sV DyLRiV.@LiRVNRPs @RsV
yNRPVRWLRixmso RVLi'' @LiW@xqsV LRixxqsLizmsLiy yLji.

** J xqsLSQLik @LiR\sVsRs ][ysVxRWsNTP sRV.


@NRPRN]LiRLRiV FNTPLkiy [INRPRV %ds s RWzqs"" @lLi[ V xqsLSL`iNTP @LiR\sVsLRi
DLijL][ V''@s NSsVLi [aSR.
@j%ss xqsLSL`iNTP %sxmsLkiR\sVsN][xmsLi s[zqsLij.
A sW@s sQQNPT sR NRPVgRiVLRiVs RWxqsVZNP""IlLi[V @j y |msLiNSRVLS!
V.NSyLi[ sVs[*|msLi @s zmsVN][''@yQ .

** LRiR[aPR Li[sLSNUPRVyRVNRPVFyNRPV dsyRVsVLi sVVxmsV


L][L][NRPW|msLjigjiF][Lij.
dsyRVsVLi yRVNRPVsVNSFy[LiRVNRPV
RyRyLRiVLSNUPRVyRVNRPVLiRLjiNUPN]s xqsWRsyLRiV.
y[N]s
1.L][ %dsV jsRLRiIZNP[ DLiRNRPVLiy gRiRxmsRLiT.@Li[ DRRVLi [yryRVLiRLi
xmsL][IZNP[ xqssVRVLi[, IZNP[ sWLiR Li[s WLjiLig`i yN`P [yC%ssLig`i yN`P sLi%s
[R VNRPLiT.
2.%dsVNRPV Ds @yVsWLRiVN][LiT. @Li[L][ NPR NTP [yFyL`iNTP [y x[NTPs[
@ysLi%s.L][ IZNP[ xqssVRVLi[C xms[aSNRPV s R V.
BLisVVLiRV gRiR VRWzqss RVLiLjisVL][ R[aSRV.
3.L][ IZNP[ LRi][,IZNP[ xqssVRVLi[, IZNP[ `\|msxmsRVN][NPR LiT.

** N][T gRiVR FsgRiVsV[ LRiR[aPR Li[s[xmszqsj LijsxqsLixqs @j.


A xqsLixqs BLiRgS }msLRiV Fs gRiTLi][VxqsVNRPVLiysVsNRPVRWxLi][INSRVs xqsLixqs
RVsWssNRPVxqsVNRPVyRV.
""xqslLi[!N][T gRiVR DR[%sd V xqsLixqsNRPV sVLi }msLRiVLijNRPy,N][T gRiVR DR|msLiRysNTP %dsVLRiV
GLi[xqsVLiLRiV?@xqsV N][ NRPV FsLiy |msRyLRiV'' @s @TgSRV.
RsVxqsLixqs sV FsRVsQQNPT gRi F~gRiVRVRVLiRRLi][F~LigjiFRWyRVs.
""s[y?N][ NRPV TxmsxmsV,zmsry, RLi, sLiVVBsds N][ ALRiLi[NPR VxmsoysV'' gRiLRi*LigS
FyyRVs.
@xmsVRVFsRV sQQNPT R ssL][ RV|msRV.
""s[s VAyRVxmso xmssV aSsVLi sxqsVysV.N][ ALSsNTPy RV LRiV[xqsVyLRiV
%dsVLRiV. @LiRRV %dsVZNP sLi][VyLS''
@s@Tlgi[xqsLjiNTP RL iR FRWyxqsLixqs RVsWs.yy NRPW zms,|msyd NRP Ag]Rs
sVLi RVxmsyyRVs.
RLS*RyLRiLiBLiN][ ARVs sBlgi[ @TgSRV.
FsLiRV\ZNPysVLiRs...""s[s[Li|mssV. xmsxqsVLiRVysVN][ s @Li['' FyRV.
A syRVsLiRV xqsLiLRiORPQ %sgSsNTPLijs @j NSLji.sVd
xqsLiLiVV{tsQV,LjisWyV RVy%sj gSLjigjiFRWLiVV.
A RLS*RyLRiLis[lLi[ ARVs sB[ xmsaRP @TgSLRiV. lLiLiRV@sV y][R

zmsNRPFLiVVsARVs ARWB yyLRiV.""s[y! L][ xmsN][T NUP lLiLiRV


LRiWFyRVrys V.yLi][ yZNP[Li NSy[@s[ N]sVNRPVLiLiVV''.

** INRPL][ A[[ sRVLiRgSA[\QsL`i][ xqsLRiygSxqsLixtsQNRPV jgSsV.sW


NRPVLiR sVR [""xmsxmsLiRLi[ @LiRLjiNRPLi[R ssLiRVsLRiVryL`i'' @TgSy A[ \QsL`i.
""lgi[=@sVNRPVLi'' FsxmsV][ yNRPVzqss FyRxqssWyLSsFy.
""lgi[=NRPV DsRLiy C ORPQLi[yNRPVs}qs ryRVLiysNTP@RsNRPy FsNRPVs
RVxqsLiFyjry '' @yy A[\QsL`i.
""Fs?''@TgSsV.
""GsVVLij@RT RV][yFyLRiLi LRiVgRiVRVLiVLij.s[s V A[
sRVxmsoysV''RVyRV\QsLRiV.

** J xqsLSQLik \lLiV xmssVR %s{qs{qsry, RLiRWLjiZNPs][ NRPWLRiVs DyLRiV.J


Ary%sV ELRiVN][[NPR ....
""FsLiRVNRPNRPWLRiVys? [,\lLiRLi[R rys '' @s |RLjiLiyRV.
""s[s VARxR[xqsVN][ysVNRPVLiVysV.@LiRVZNP[ xms sVR NRPWLRiVysV'' @s
RVyRVxqsLSQLik .
xqsLSQLik RgiR LRi %s{qs {qsry, ZNPsDLiRRLi RWzqs....
""R[yT%s@%s dsZNPLiRVNRPV'' NRPVRWxLiAxmsoN][[NPR xmsbPLiyyAry%sV. ysNTP xqsLSL`i
yV""zms][y. \lLiFsxmsV\y \sVNTPsryR W? INRPs[ [gS s}qs
ANRP][R FsW?''.

** FyNTPryssV FyLi[J \|qssNRP sRVLiRNRPV, %saS*xqsFyRV\sARVs sVLigRiNTP


sVR Ljigjis xqsLixtsQBj.
([aPR Li[xmsry*sWs xmsosLRiVR Ljirys s,FssNRPV Ljizmsrys sA sRVLiR xmsNRPVRLRiRW
ygSsLi[xqsVLi[yRV)
sRVLiRNRPVORPQs LRiLi [xqsVs xmsVRVsVLigRiNTP A ygSsLigRiVLRiV sLij.
""sLRi![aPR Li[ FssNRPVFsxmsVRV LjizmsryLRiV?'' @TgSRVsVLigRi.
A xmsaRP][s VLiRVN]LijsLRiNRPV. @LiVVy RsWLiVVLiRVNRPVsRVV xms[R V.

""sLRi!xmsry*sWs FsxmsVRVxmsosLRiVR LjiryLiR V''RLS*RL][ @TgSRV sVLigRi.


sVdN][xmssVVLij. Fsg][sgRizLiRVNRPVyRV.xqssWysLi sWRLixms[R V.
""sLRi![aPR Li[ FssNRPVFsxmsVRV LjizmsryLRis xmsLiRLRiW@sVNRPVLiVyLRiV'' @s
BLiNSG][ xms[R VLiRgS,sVR [s[N][xmsLi AxmsoN][[NPR [yRVsLRi.
ssVLigRi Lixms\|ms N]"" ssVNRP][{!FssNRP gRiVLjiLi sVsV@RVgRiVyy?
%dsTs dxqsVZNPsLiR N]LRiy VN]LiT'' zqsLijsAzmsLiyyRVs.
sLRiNTP%saS*xqsFyRV\s A sVLigRi,sLRi NS \|msxmsT ""@RW s[s V%dsVNRPV
ssVNRP][xLiFs [R VgRisV.y xmss xqsVVsogS LRigRiRLiN][xqsLi FssNRP %sxtsQR VLi
%dsVNRPVgRiVLRiV [xqsVysV.FssNRP xmsrys ssxmsVR%dsV sLiVNRPV
sNRPRVRVNRPVLiLiVV.y xmss xqsVVsogS @LiVVFRVLij''@xqsV %sxtsQR VLi RV|msRV.

** J BR LRiV ygRiV[R VVsVLiRV gS ygji \ ssuyxmsosVLi \|qsNTP %dsVRBLiNTP


RVV[LSLRiV.
yLji[INRPRV NTPLiRxmsTFRWRV.
lLiLiRsyRjRWxqsVN][NPR VLiy BLiZNPFRWRV.
dLSBLiNTP sNRP ssNTPLjigji RWxqsVNRPVLi[lLiLi][yRV FsNRPy NRPsxmsR[R V.
RsVsVgS ssNRPVLjigji \|qsNTP ]NRPVNRPVLiWsRVLiRgSsTL][R V\|ms \hSLiVVLiDs
lLiLiRs yRVNRPsyRV.
@sVRV@sVNRPVs sVVRyRV""GLS! gSs[ soyy?''@s xmsLSsVLji+LiyRV.
ysslLiLiRs yRV RVxqsW""yNUP NSlLi[ %dsVR gSs[s oLij. dsNRPV @xqsLSNRPF[ \|qsNTP
]NRPVRWs[s oLiRV'' @yRV.
1. sgRiLSsNTP F~LRiVgRiWLji sVLiss INSRVsLS
FsNRPQ\y RyRVN][ysVNRPVyRV.x[[
DLi[@ssxqsLRi\sVs RVLRisVN]s sVgSJ
L][R V NRPWR[Ds sVygSLik %sgRixLi
xmsNRPs[sRNRPV DxmsNRP%sVLiyRV.
@LiR LSs[ FssL][
R[[email protected] NRP
LRiRW}qs sVygSLik NRPszmsLiyRV.
""GLi sVsVxtsvRW%dsVLRiV! gS s[s Li[g_LRisLi [NPR VLiy F][Lij.xms][
%sgRi\[|msRVRVyLRiVgSds, @sdssVs Dss[.sU, sUNS
{msNRPVRVyLiVV.R Rxms bPygS yNRPW J gRiVLSs GLSV[R VRVNRPy''@s @TgS.

""xqslLi[ xmsp lLi[F~R Vs[s VLigSLjis dxqsVNRPVsry...''@s BLiZNP[][ xms[R VLiRgS,sVR [


gSLik @R V Rgji ""s[s VsVsjgRiVLSs, gSTRs NSRV''@yLRi N][xmsLigS.
2. INSNRP FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R g SLRiVN]Rg S
sN][[VxmsLjiaRPsVNRPV \|qss=Bs*ysNTP
xqsLiLij LisaS sVLiNTP, A FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R N PR VIxmsLiRLi
NRPVjLjiLij.
IxmsLiRLisVVRL i xmsj ORPQV.
@LiygSs[ DLij NSds sVLigSLji%dsVR A
FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R N PR V@xqs=V ssVNRPLi [R V.@LiRVNRPs sVVLiRV
@LiVVRVORPQ,\|qss= ssRLS*R %sVgjissVVRL i
Brys yRV.
@ssWxmsNSLRiLi @LiVVRVORPQLRiWFyRVV sVLigSLjiNSLRiRLji+NTP ByLRiV A
FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R .
@LiVV[A \|mns %dsVR "y RWZNP=|ms`'@s xqsLiRNRPLi |msLRiV sVLigSLRiV.
%sVgjis@LiVVRV ORPQV sVLigSLjiNTP@LiyLiVV.
[xmsNRPs "B'(BLigik xtsv[) @ORPQLiR Li[Lij Lij.
"[RWZNP=|ms` '.
3.
J LSNUPRV yRVNRPVTNTPNSLi FLiVVLij.
@RTARsV sNTPxmsLiRs
RVsVRWRNRPVxmsoLRisWLiVVLiyRV RVsVR LRiLS.
RVsVRWRV W[NPR Li [LiR VNRPVyLRiV.y NRPV
NSszqssLSNUPRV yRVNRPVTaRPLkiLSs sNTP
xmsVNRPVyLRiV.
ARsVdxqsVNRPVF[VLiRVNRPVRWaSLRiV. @RT
ARNRPsxmsR[R V.sVVRL i sNSLRiV.xmsWsLi
NRPsxmsR[R V.
CxqsVL][s VLiWRVsVR LRiLSsR NRPV s%sxtsQR VLi FyLRiV. RVsVR LRiLSsLiR\lLi
(AaRPLRi)FRWRV.
""@lLi.......BryR Li? AR [NPR VLiysVs|tsQ DyRV?''@sVNRPVs s
sRNRPLiy@NRP[ FsNRP][ DLiVLij@s zms xmsLiFyRV.
sVdy NTP AR ]LRiNRP[R V.
@xqsVy[Li [xqsVLi][NPR sVNRPVLRiLiT @s RVsVR LRiLSy s W%sV%dsVRNRPV xmsLiFyRV.

%sxtsQR VLiNRPsVNRPVs ""@RgS]NRP sVLigSLRiVRVsVR LRiLS''ss[j LiyLRiV RWRV.


NRPVsVVT%sTFLiVVLij RVsVR LRiLSNTP.
sgSsso*NRPVs....""yT NRPVLkis [ yT ARDLiVLij.
LRiR[aPR Li[LSNUPRVyRVNRPVLiRLjiARW y NRPVLki[ s[ DLiLiVV''@s zms ""
s LiT...s LiT....BxmsZNP[[\Lij'' @sAzmsLiyRV RVsVR LRiLS.
4. J LSxts QLi[
sVVsVLigSLRiVxmsNRPxqsVs }msRLjiNRP sLRiWs,
xqs*LiR LSxts QLiRjRLRi xmsRNS\|msJ xmsNRP[ J
NSLiR Wsqs %sxmsLkiRLigS NSLiR Ws V,
[NP` Vs[R VRLi FyLRiLiLiyRV.
A [NPR VdsRWzqss sVVsVLigSLjiNTP[ LiR
N][xmsLi sLij.
""@xqsNSLiR Wsqs s xmsVNRPVLRiLiRss[s V %dsVNRPV sVs%s
[xqsVNRPVLiVysV''@s FyLik NSLRiNRPLRi NRPV FyRV.
gRiLiNRPA NSLiR Wsqs s xmsVNRPVssVVsVLisyrysNTP dxqsVNRPVsLRiV.
sVVsVLisyxqsLi[ Ds y{qsV,rFny|qsV, uyLiT RVL`i=,BLiLjiRVL`i
NRPlLi[xtsQs @Liy RWxqsVs NSLiR Wsqs ssVVsVLi@TgSRV.
""GLiRWxqsVys''
""%dsVBV FsLiR gRiVLiy@s'' Fyy NSLRiWsqs.
""y%dsVR [NPR VV s[xqsVyso.@xqs\y s[s V xmss[aPR #|mssxqs*LiR LSxts QLi xmsRNRPLi[LSxts QLi
LRiWxmsolLi[[s WLjiFyLiVV.....'' @LiW sVVsVLiBLiNS G][ xms[R VLiRgS.....
""Bjy [NP` NS[? xaSN]R [sW?'' @s xqs*gRiRLi[@sVNRPVyy NSLiR Wsqs .
5. \|RLS` sVLi lLiLiRVxmsoVV
RzmsLiRVNRPVyLiVV.
AlLiQ RLS*R @%dsaS@j NSLRiVV xmsVNRPVsys
@[ NRPVdxqsVNRPVsyLRiV.
A lLiLiRVxmsoV[ INRPxqssgS FsLiTFLiVV
DLij.BLiN][ gS zqsDLij.
lLiLiRWB sWRVNRPVyLiVV.
""sVs*NRPTZNPso''@TgjiLij zqssxmso.
""sVxWsgRiL`i s,@NRPRLiy NRPLRiso

yysLRis[V.
LiysVLi[giR T NRPWy ]LRiNRP[R V,FsLiRV\ZNPy sVLiRsFdxqsVNRPV ]LjiNTPFRW?sVLji sV[*
'' @s
@TgjiLij.
""s[s V\|RLS`RVVxmsNRP[LRiVgRiVRVysV.L][ |qsNRP[Lij RVNTPs J
sVLigSLjiFssLRiW RWRNRPVLiy L[ i[}qsys.@LiVV[ JL][ y @RXxts QLiLRigRiTLij. J
sVLigSLjisLiVLiRgS INRPLRiV RWaSLRiV"ks dxqsVNRPVsG\y @R%s[
sRLRiLiT,RV LjigjiLiRLi[Fssl\ Liy ks RLRiLisVRVNRPVFgRiLRiV.@kNSNRP LSNUPRV
yRVNRPVsVsysNTP @yVxmsTLik xmso. y VR VdsksNTP sy sryLiVV'@s
@yyRVs.
G @R%s[[s RVVyLRisVNRPVy,sLRiNRPV dxqsVNRPVsBNRPR xms[aSLRiV. ygRi[LiNSsVs][''
@s %syLRixmsTLiyxmso.
6. INSNRP sVR |msR sVVsVVRryLji@sVLjiNS
RVV[LSLRiV.
""@sVLjiNSLRixqs VVy \ssy. ds%dsVR
Ds%ds,[s%ds LSxqsVLiLRiV.gRiRg S
sWRVRVLiRV''|RLjiLiyLRiVARVs xqsszRVV.
%dsVlLi[R WryLiR VgS @s L][ryB %ssWssVNTP@sVLjiNS
sFRWLRiV.
@sVLjiNS%ssWyaRPRVLi[ %s[NPR LRiVVARVssV RVVsVV
xmsaRPVgRiVzmsLiRRLi sVVRV|msLRiV.
""%dsVLRiV\sNPR NRPVsyLS?'' xmsbPLiy][LRiqs (s[j,[sk xmsNRPVLiy)
""@sVLjiNS[\sNPR VLiRW?''@s AaRPLRiLi sLiyysVR |msR .
sVLSRV}msxmsL`i[ B sLiyyLRi.
""xmsn y sVR |msR gSLRiV%ssWsLi jgRigSs[ @sVLjiNS[\sNPR V DLiRW?@s yNRPV
[aSLRiV''.

7.INRPxqsLSL`i, INRP VgSRVs\lLiQ [ sRVyLRiV.


dNUPsWNUPVgSRVsVLRi
s[R VRLisVVRV|msLRiVxqsLSL`i.
sVR sVR [xqsLSL`i g]xmsRsLigRiVLjiLi VRW
""%dsVLRixqsVg][R VsVV, RFydVFsNRPVsgS
sRLisVLij. s[VsVLiyRFyd[ LiLi.@LiRVZNP[
xmsozts QgS, LigSDLiLi'' @LiW
ERLRig]RLiFyLRiLiLiyRV.
RWaSRV,RWaSRV VgSRVs.%szqsgjiFRWRV.
hSRVgSVgSRVsNTPNUP%dsVR |msVNRPVs[ sVLiLki\s DLigRiLRiLi Ljixms%dsVR
xmsTFLiVVLij.
""xqsLSL`i%dsVlLiLi][ sLiRVVNRPy! INRPryLji C g]VxqsV gRiLiT''@yRV
VgSRVs\lLiVsV A}msLiRVNRPV y[g]VxqsV RWzmsLi.
xqsLiaRPLiVVLiRNRPVLiyA xmss[][ [zqs|msyxqsLSL`i.
\lLiVAgjis sLis[ gSLRiVFdxqsV][ s,\lLiVsV AzmssLiRVNRPVxqsLSL`i sVLi \|mnsssxqsWV
[aSRV.
C[gSDLigRiLRiLi sRVN]RVNRPVsVgSRVsxqsLSL`iNTP B xqsFyRV.
""xqsLSL`isLji sRLi sVRRVNRPVsVLij'' @s.
8. %s[aSs xmsLjiFyxqsVs J \|qssNRP sRVLiR
JL][sLiLjigS NSLRiV[ yNTPRVV[LSLRiV.G
%s[bPd LSRVLji NSLSRVLiRWzqsy, %dsry N][xqsLi
FyNTPrys FLRiVV LRiVV dLjisRRLi
ARVsNRPVNRPszmsLiLij. FsLiRVNTPLRiVgRiV][Li][
@LiR LiNS[yRVsNRPV.
NSLRiVsVsVgS J LSRVLRiNSLSRVLi sVVLiRVAzms
[xmsNTP sRsV NRPWy NRPW[sVyRV.
xmsVARVssV gRisVsLiRgS @NRPT
sVLiLRiVN][s RLi sVVRV|msLRiV.
kLi][ BLiNS NRPsWQQ\FLiVVJ FLRiVTs s[zqs
""FsLiRVNRPVsFRVyLRiV?''@s xmsbPLiyRV.
""%dsVLRiV %dsry dxqsVNRPVs %s[aSVsFRVsxmsVRV,s[V%dsV [aPR Li %sTsFszqss@sxqsLRiLi
GsVVLij?'' @yyFLRiVRV.

9. RLixmsRVV LRiVZNPLRiV.yLjiR LRiW


RzmsFRWLRiV.
LRiN][xqsLiFdxqsVNRPV zmsn LSRV[aSRV.
xmsNRP[ xmsNRPsyRV.
sLjiNTPLSsWRWsNTP s,NRPds][
LSsVVyLjis FyLjiLiyRV
""LSsW!y LRi ARWNUP zms,AsVsV
ysR NRPV[LiR V'' @s s[R VNRPVyRV.
NRPVsFyLiR sNRPV NRPLjigjiFLiVVsLSsVVRV "" NS,C
xqsLiRV sLRi xsVsVLiRVTgRiVT soLij.
@NRPTZNP,ARVsNRPV sVVLRi|msV.yNRPV NRPWy
xqsRVxmsTLijARVs[ '' @s
RLRiVF[ yRVLixqsWLiyyRVs.
10. LRiR[aPR Li sVLiD][gRiLi N][xqsLi tsQFsLiVVL`i\ s=
%ssWsLi[BR LRiV VgRiVy RVV[LSLRiV.
%ssWsLi[R VWL][zmsRVs sLiNS][Li`
dxqsVNRPVsyLRiV.RsVNRPV A Li`sR LiW
RsV][RVNRPVsRFydV sRLisVVRV|msLRiVyLRiV.
""@[%sV?''@TgSLRiV %ssWs zqsLij.
""LRiRxmsALRiLi''( jqs `BLiTRW) yyLRiVVgRiVy.
BLiN]j }qsxmsNTP G][s sVVVRVLiRRLiRWzqs
""GLi LiVyLRiV?'' sVd@TgSLRiV.
""Bj LRiRxms{qs* ''(jqs {qs* BLiTRW)@s RVyLRiV.
sVd sRW}qsxqsLjiNTP sVs |msR aRPLi][[s VRWNRPszmsLiyLRiV.
""B[%sV?'' @TgSLRiV.
""Bj FsLiVVL`i BLiTRW'' sVVNRPN PR LihRiLi][yyLRiV.
11. xmsaRP: LijFVNTP,NSLilgiqs yRVNRPVTNUP [yG%sV?
yV:LijFV sVVLiRV]LigRiRyV [zqssLRiNRPV
\VZNPyRV. NSLilgiqsyRVNRPVRV sVVLiRV\VNRPV s,A
RLS*R NSLi[][zmsUNRPV jgRiVyRV.

12. J \ssWsNRPR rysLRiLi xmsNRPs[Ds F~[


BR LRiV\lLiRVV xmss[xqsVNRPVLiVyLRiV.
BLiR[|msR gS aRPLi [xqsW,yLji R\|ms sVLiJ
RVVR %ssWsLiRWxqsVZNPLij.
ys][NPR \sxmso sVLi F~gRisrLij. ysRWzqs INRP\lLiRV
BLiN][ \lLiRV][(AaRPLRiLigS) ""FsLiR {qs`gSF][Li][,
FsLiR |msR aRPsW'' @s @yRV.
ksNTPlLiLiRs \lLiRV
yxqsW""A...@[s VVLij[...yxmsLiNRPV
sxmsLi}qs@LiRNRPLi[ FsNRPVsF~gRi sxqsVLij.
@LiRNRPLi[|msR gS @LRiVxqsW, BLiNS FsNRPVs{qsRVgS
xmsLjilgiRysV''@yRRRV.
13.
(LRiuy) \V[LikVgS
DssVVgiR VLRiV sW \|qssNSj NSLRiVsVBLiL`isp
[R VysNTPs][ LRiqs .
""%dsVLRiV\VZNPLiRVNRPV syLRiV?''sVVR
@j NSLjis@TgSRV.
""RWNTP[gS ssLiRVNRPV''FyRV
sVVR@j NSLji.
""%dsVLRiV\VZNPLiRVNRPV syLRiV?''lLiLiRs @j NSLjis
@TgSRV.
""INRPL][RWNTP lLiLiRV, sVWRVs%sVuyV
sVVLi[ s,@LiRVNRPV'' FyRVlLiLiRs @j NSLji.
""sVLji%dsVL][ '' sVWRs @j NSLjisLiNRP Ljigji @TgSy LRixqs V.
""s[s VL][ RLigSxqssVRWsZNP[ s [ yTs.INRPL][ NSLRiLi VxqsVNRPVs[LiRVNRPVy
yds @j NSLRiVVxmsLkiOTPQLiyLRiV. @j NRPR\sVsxqssVRWs RWzmsrLij.NSNRPF[, @j
LRiuy[R RWLRiVNS[R V@LiRVZNP[ \[ s[aSLRiV'' Fyy sVWRs@j NSLji.

14. INRPryLji xqsLSL`is zLiRVsoxmsaRP s[aSRV ""


xsVsVLiRVRVxqsLSL`i @s xmsVNRPVLiLRiVNRPy,
@xqsV LSsWRVLiRLS*R yNSsNTPNRPy %dsV
sVRLi xmsoLij''@s[ xqsLi[xLisQQNPR L i [aSRV.
yssxqsLSL`i yV""FssLji LRi[
FssL][FsRVZNPLRiV. A%sRFs DLiVLi][
RVRV.FssLRiV FsRVZNPL][RVRV.
FsNRPTNTPdxqsVZNPL][ RVRV.G%dsV
RVNRPVLiyAsVsV
sRNRPysNTPRVV[LiR Rs[VNSNRPVLiy, @xqs=V
LRiWxmsolLi[VRVs AsVN][xqsLiLiNSsgRiLSs
%sR *LixqsLiNRPWy [aSRV. BVsLixmssVV
xqsLSL`iVNSNRPF[ sVlLisLRiV[R VgRiLRiV''
xqssWys%sVyyxqsLSL`i.
15. N][LiR V[ J ZNP[xqsV %sxtsQR VLi[BR LRiV
yRVyRVVdsLigS yjLiRVNRPVLiVyLRiV.
""sV[*@xqsV zqsxqsV ZNP[U %s, xmssWxqsgST%s,dsgRiVLjiLis
sdsCL][ RV|msRysV''N][xmsLi][ @yRV INRP
RVL`i,sVL][ RVL`i][.
""xmsxmsLiRLi[s[s V[* |msR @yN][LiR V%s.ds
sxqs*LRiWFys BxmsV[@LiRLjiNUP }msrys V''@s
RVL`i @LiVLiRgS.
sVR [yRVsVWLji [NPR Li[xqsVNRPVs ....
""%dsVNRPV INRPLji gRiVLjiLi INRPLjiNTP gSVxqsVss[%sxtsQR VLi sWNRPLiRLjiNUP gS@LiR Q\sVLij.
sVVLiRVZNP[xqsV xqsLigRi RWysW''@yRV.
16. J LSNUPRV yRVNRPVRV,J FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R , J
xqsWxmsL`iryL`iNRPzqs zqsssW dRWsVNRPVyLRiV.
""zqsssWdRVysNTP NSszqssRLiy
s[sry''FyRV FyLjiaS%sVNRPs[R .
""zqsssW[ELjiZNP[ sry'' FyRVxqsWxmsL`iryL`i.
""s[VLiRWryLi'' RLRiLigS, hki%sgS |qs%syRVLSNUPRV
yRVNRPVRV.

17. xmsaRP: LRiR [aPR LixmsxmsLiRLi[s @|msR Rxqs


[aPR LigSFs gRiVLjiL ixmso F~LiRgRigjiLij?
yV:@NRPT xms VR*LiRs r~LiR %sxtsQR WN[ PR Wy
|msR gS [NPR Li [xqsVN][NPR VLiyRxqs LigS DLiVLijNRPsNRP.

18. INRP LRiL`i uyxmsoNTP sWR sL][ s [ yRV.


A uyxmsoJsL`i @LiVVs sLiysRsNRPV NRPLig`i
[}qsLiRVNRPV,RssLiRV s[LiRVNRPVFsLiR xqssVRVLi
xmsRVRVLi][@Tlgi[yRV.
sLiRLiyV xmsgSs[Ljigji sF[VyRV.
C LRiNRPLigSINRP sL][VgRiRsRLi][
sLiysNTPxqs|qss= gRi |msLjigjiFLiVVLij.
INRPL][FsxmsgSs[ s\sV @Tgji sFRVssWR ssV
LRixxqsLigSsLiTLiyRV.
sLRiNRPVsWR s RsBLi[ZNP[ s RLi][AaRPLRiFLiVV xmsLRiVlgiRVNPR VLiWs @R VxmsyRV.
""L][sVso* sW BLiNTPFsLiRVNRPV syso''AxqsNTPgS @TgSRV.
""F~LRiVgRiVyLjis}ms%sVLiRVsVV @s[j y Fy{qs. ys xmsNSLRis[Vy F~LRiVgRiVsQQNPT NS%dsV
LRisV }ms%sVxqsVysV''@yRV sWR s.
19. gSLSsoNTP INRPL][NTPyxmsLiR sVLi
jLjiLixmsoDRL iR Li sLij.""sLis[ sWNRPV
ORPQLiR WFyRVVBs*NRPFLiVVs^ [sd LRisV
NTPyms[ryLi'' @s[j C DRL iR LiryLSLiaRPLi.
ysNTPsLis[
xqsLijLisgSLSsoc""yRgiR LRiORPQLiR WFyRV\[[s ogSds,
DRL iR Li[s%sVgjis %sxtsQR WgRiVLjiLi
sWRVNRPVLiysW''@s yyRV.

20.
DRL iR xms[aP` [s WLRiVsVWgSsVLi@j.
sWssLRiNRPL iLRiV sVLjigjis INRP
LRiVRxmsogSsVxqsV%dsVRyT[R VRLiFyLRiLiLiLij.
ksFs\lgiy RLiFyssLiR LiVVLis gSsVxqsVVINRP
xqssWs[aPR Li sLRi*zLiyLRiV.
x msogRiVLjiLi %ss INRP xqsLSQLik AgRixLi][ lLiFRWRV.INRPryLjigS NRPLiRLSV gjiLi""s[s V
xmsos RLi}msLiRVNRPVzqsR LigS soysV.@LiVV[ ysNTP FsLRigS INRP Aso][VsVyNRPV Bs*LiT
yV.BNRP %dsVLRiLiRLRiW C L][ LSsbPRLigS sRFsRV''@yRV.
xqsLSQLik \ LSs @LiRLRiWsVRVNRPVs INRP Aso][VsVARVsNRPV B sFRWLRiV.
INRPF~R[ NRPWLRiVs Aso][VsV NRPxmsVNRPVyRVxqsLSL`i %dsLRiVRV.. LS lLiLiRVgRiLiNRPVxqsLSQLki
sos F~RRgiR LRisVLi |msR gSZNP[NPR V, @LRiVxmsoV %sszmsLiRRLi][@LiRLRiW ARVRgS sLRiV.
@NRPRxqsLSL`i NTPLiR xmsTsoyRV.
I LiygSRW\ LRiNRPL i NSLRiV][Lij.
yLi][xmso sLiRs@LiR Li [xqsVNRPVsgSsVxqsVV""xqsLSQLik Liy`'' @s
@LRisLisVVRV|msLRiV.
""AxmsLiTsVWLiR VLS! @j FssLjiFs][ yNRPV xmsLiTsVVLiRV. FssLRiV RsVFsR VsV
sj[aSL][RW yNRPV''|msR gS LRiLiZNPV s[aSRVxqsLSQLik .

21. yNPR L`i: s[s V %dsV @LiNRPVNTPBs sVTzqss][@Liy


xqs\lLiFLiVVLiy?
gRis:""@Liy xqsLjigSs[ LjigjiLijyNPR L`i. NTPLiRyLRiLi[s[
ARVssVxqssWj [}qsaSLRiVNRPWy''.
22. xmsLi @LiR[|msR yFyLji @LiVVs
gRi`zqsLig`iBLigiR Li` sRV.@NRPR xmsyssVLiBs
%sLiRVNTP LRiRWRV.
%sLiRVxmspLRiL iVVs RLS*R xqsLRiygSs[
sRVxqsWs xqsVLiRgS |qsNRPWLjigSL`i A}msaSRV.
@NRPRzqsgjilLi ygRiVRVsLiRVNRPV50FLiR V \|mnss

s[aSRV.gRi`zqsLig`i Rs[VdssRgSsLiRFLiR
NSLiVVssWRLi ]LjiNTPLij.
yLi][ GLi[R W[@LiR LiNSNRP N]LiLi }qsxmso A[LisRLRiVyR INRP
HTRWRLij.
sLis[R s |qsNRPLki \sxmsoLjigji ""sVso* NRPWy zqsgjilLiygji[ xqsLjiFRVLijNRPy'' @yRV
LRiVsso*sso*RW.
23.
sLRiN PR VRV: %dsV RLiTRsFLiVVLij FsNRPR?
y%sNRPVRV:xqssVVRLi[ sVVsgjiRsFRWRV.
sLRiN PR VRV:%dsV yR FsNRPR RsFRWRV?
y%sNRPVRV:ARVs NRPWy...
sLRiN PR VRV:sVLji dsNRPV xqssVVRLi@Li[ RVLi[y?
y%sNRPVRV:%dsV ys RsFLiVVLijFsNRPR?
sLRiN PR VRV:sW BLi[ sVLiRLi%dsVR.
y%sNRPVRV:%dsV yR RsFLiVVLijFsNRPR?
sLRiN PR VRV:sW BLi[ sVLiRLi%dsVR.
y%sNRPVRV:sVLji dsNRPV sVLiRLi %dsVRxmsRVN][yLi[
RVLis[R VLi [y?
LRixtsQs: sW[aPR LiNRPsVWsqs [aPR #\sVy}qs*R y FsNRPVs.Vry?
@sVLjiNRPs:sW[aPR Li[ NRPLi[G%dsV FsNRPVs soLiRRV.FsLiRVNRPLi[ sW |mszqsLi\sys[VLi
FsxmsV\y "BTRV'@s [ }qs*Rs oLij.
LRixtsQs:@Li[y? @[Li g]xmsNSRV.%dsV |mszqsLis "BTRV'@s[ }qs*R LRixtsQsNRPVNRPWy
soLij.
**
LizqsLig`i xmsLisLi T d NTP\lLiQ [ syRV.
LizqsLig`iRgjiLRi ZNPN]s[LiRVNRPV NRPWy RV [ s o.
sVLiRVVZNP N]sssxqsLRiLi[R s VxqsVNRPVszqs %sVRxmsyRV zqsLig`i.N]LiR}qsxms RLS*RZNP
NRPNPR L`iN`PzqsLig`i RsRgiR LRiNTP LSsLi RWaSRVLizqsLig`i. y[LiRVNRPVlLiU
@LiVVFRWRV.
N`PzqsLig`i:%dsV ZNP RWzmsLiRLiT.
LizqsLig`i:s[s V sVLis.
N`PzqsLig`i:G sVLi ryL`i?
LizqsLig`i:(@RsNTP G sVLi}msLRiW RVRVBLijLSgSLik Rxms)s[s V BLijLSgSLik s.
(C yV xmspLRi [VxqsLjiNTPN`P zqsLig`i GsVRWy@s RW}qs Rs NS %dsVRxmsRVNRPVs
soyRV.

N`PzqsLig`i:s[s V %dsVgRiVLjiLi y%sysV, RjysV.NSds B[ sVVRryLjis[s V


%sVsVRWRRLi.

** \sssQQNPT : LRi LRiV|ms [ r~sVV NRPLi[FsNRPVs xqsLiFyjLi[yRV.


\ssLRi: BLi LRi s V FssVN]sgRilgi[j .

** dssVsAsV LRi sV}tsQsR [xmsoRVyRV.


sV}tsQ:dssW, [, [.
dssV:(sR[s VLi[xqsW) FsLiRVNRPLiU.sR [FyLRiV?
sV}tsQ:s[s V L][ sWjLjigSdsNRPV {qszmsLig`i zms= Bs*LisVLjiFRWsV. ysN][xqss[V.
NRPxqs sVL`i:sLiVVL`i, s[s V D|msxqsLRiV @TgSsV NRPy.BLiRV[ DFyRVVG%dsV NRPsRLi
[[Li?
sLiVVL`i:%dsVLRiV # [yryL`i. BxmsVRV %dsVLRiV NSbdPLki xmss@TgSLRisVN][LiT.
@LiRV[NSbdPL`i soLiVLiy?

** s[aPR *L`i INRPL][LS BLiNTP sLiRgSINRP ]LigRi @Rs Azms jLjiLiyRV.


ksNTPGsWRLi RLRiss[aPR *L`i ]LigRi][ d NRPLRiRVVysNTPlLiU @LiVVFRWRV.
INRPFysogRiLi}qsxmso %dsL][RLigSFLSTy sLjiNTP s[aPR *L`i]LigRi [[ JTFRWRV.
s[aPR *L`i]NS Lizms yLi][s[@Rs NS [R VVNRP a[ SRV ]LigRi.
NSdss[aPR *L`i RgiR LRiFsLiR sNTPy G%dsV ]LRiNRP[R VINRP HRVLRiWFyRV Rxms.
kLi][y AaRPLRiFLiVVsA ]LigRi "" C HRV LRiWFyRVN][xqssW BLiR \|mnsLig`i[aSso
sVso*''@yRV.
""s[s LiRsR sy! s[sLiNSy ryN`P=[ ys HRVsLiRLRiWFyRV[V gRiVLjiLidsNRPV
zqsFLiVVLiRsVNRPVysV''.

**
d LiLSso NTP=Lig`i F\|[ mnss=NRPV [LiR VNRPVyRV.
G][\Li gRiVLiT \|mnss=NRPV[LiR VNRPVyRV gSdsd LiLSso NRPVNRPVsVLiWsoyRV.

RVxmsTs [ Ljigji d LiLSsoNRPV INRPsW yLizmsRVs][\|mnss= sW`sLRiLiVVLiyLRiV.


kLi][d LiLSso gRiVLi gRiV [ Lij.
\|mnss=L][ NTP=Lig`i FsLkiy sLRiNRPVs \ LRiLiyNRP
ssVjLjigjis[RVLisVVRV|msRV.
d LiLSsosVFR=zLi,\ LRiLi |msLiyssLiR LiVVLiRVNRPVs N][` ""d LiLSs, sVso*G%dsV
A[Li]R V.ds xmsRLij sVVxLi%dsVR xmsLi`V Byss,s[s V lgiyssds[ sVso*
sWRVN][. @xmsVRV %sRVLi ds['' @yRV.
""NSdsgRiVLRiW, s[s V xms@yN][LiR VssyNRPV VxqsVNRPy''

** VV][d sLigS R xmsRVRVsLiWNRPLSso yNPR L`i%sLSso RgiR LjiNTPsVLiN][xqsLi


sRV.
LiWNRPLSso:yNPR L`i, C VVsVWLigS s[s V yBLij xmsRVRVysVyNPR L`i. G xmsds
[R V[NPR FRVysV.sLis[ ksNTP sVLisVLiRV Bs*LiT.
yNPR L`i%sLSso: %dsVLRiV INRPxmss RVLiT.L][ RrysLi[zqs R RVRsNRPVLiys
Fnys NTPLiRsRLiT.
LiWNRPLSsogRiLiRLRig][ Li[ xmsyRV.
yNPR L`iBs xqsy %sRLigSsoLi[ @sVNRPVs...
""yssy VV xmspLjig SRgij FRVLiy yNPR L`i''@s @TgSRV.
yNPR L`i%sLSso: @js[s V RLigSxms[s VgSdssVso* s[s V zmsLij[}qs dsNRPV
gSLRiLigSsVsWsRW sxqsVLij.@\[ s[s VRgij LiRgRisV.
INRP @%s xqsyRVINRP NSVs[ [xmsVxmsRVRVyRV. A L][LiygRiRVxqsVy
[xms[%sd VxmsR[R V. dNRPxmsR[R VLiRgS sWRLiINRP s [xmszmsgSsNTP NTPLij.ys
d}qszqs [[xmsVNRPVs dsLigSA[Li sVdsj[NPT %sxqsVLRiVRW....
""sVso*%dsV BLiNTP sF.lLi[xmso F~R Vs[ %dsV @sV,yssV NRPWy dxqsVNRPVLS''@yRV.

** yNPR L`i : %dsVLRiV yNTPs N`Ps= @LiVVLiRs xmsysNTP%syLjixqsVysV.


}ms|tsQLi : @RLi yNRPV sRgij s RszmssWjLjigSs[.

**
FysNSLSso:s[s V ygRiV[R VsFsLiRsWRLi NSRV.
LigSLSso:Fs xmsgRiso?
FysNSLSso:FsLiRVNRPLi[ s[s VlLiLiRVL][V sWRs[VygRiVysV.
LigSLSso:FsxmsVxmsVRV.
FysNSLSso:1. sL<iR Li LSs L][. 2.sL<iR Liss L][.
** RVLiNRPL`i INRP xmsNS{msn xqsVNRPVsRV.
RsRLiT RsFRWRs,ARVsNRPV aRPyLixmsn VxqsW xmsNRPsBy*s, ysNTP
FsLiRsoRVLi][Fys N][LSRV.""INRP "NSsV' |qsLi%dsVL`iNRPV 5LRiWFyRVV''
""sWys 170 |qsLi%dsVLiR VsoyRV. ys xmsNSLRiLiFsLiRsoLi][ xmsLiT''
xqsLSL`i`sWszqsLig`i\lLiQ [ xmsRWLi[xqsVyRV.
ZNP NRPNPR L`iARVs RgiR LRiN]yRV.
""%dsV ZNP RWzmsLiRLiT''
""G ZNP? sVVLiRV[V[y? ssVNRP[V[y?''
""sVVLiRV [V[j RWzmsLiRLiT'' @TgSRV.zqs.
sLis[ @j dzqsRWzmsLiyRV. @Liy NRPlLiN`P gSs[s oLij A ZNP.
""ssVNRP [V[j NRPWy RWzmsLiRLiT''
sLis[ @j dzqsRWzmsLiyRV.
@j NRPWy xqsLjigSs[ soLij.
""lLiLiRV ZNP LiRVNRPVN]yLRiV %dsVLRiV'' AaRPLRiFLiVV @TgSRV.zqs.
""Fss\lLiy sVVLiRV [VN]T[ssVNRP [V[j RWzmsry''
""sVLji lLiLiRW N] }[ qs!''@TgSRV .zqs.
""BLi[\sVyLRiVgRiVRVLiRs[s[s Vy RFygS[NPR Wy INRP lLiUgS soLiRVNRPVy''.
""@j NRPWy F['' @TgSRV.zqs.
""@LiRVZNP[gS {qss FyqsN]Lij'' FyRV xqsLSL`i.

**
LRiLjiqs V%sV, @VVLisV Fy|ms L[ iRVNRPVINRP ][NTP sRVyLRiV.
%sV: @V,INRPs[ sVs NSLRiVssVNRP{qs[ sosLiV sVsLi s=sRgiR LjiNTP
s [ [xmsogSs[}msFRVLi[sWss_gS soLij.

@V: dsNS RVs[V%dsVsR V. @sxqsLRis[V\sVysxqsVLi[sWsss[s V y [V[BLiN]NRP


LiV soLiys .[

** @FyLSso,gSLSso sVLi}qszRVV.
yR LRiWALki[ xmss[zqs Lji\LRiRWLRiV.
INRPxms WLRiV[B N]sVNRPVs zqs LRixmsyLRiV.
INRPL][@FyLSso gSLSsosVRs BLiNTP FyLik NTPLRisVs zmsyRV.FyLik [ gS
[\[@LiR LS dNRP[BLiNTP LSsLi BLijNS INRP LjiQ\sVdxqsVZNPRV
gSLSso.
AL][sVLi V{tsQgS FyLkiLjigjiLij.
ZOP[Qs VLigSBLiN][aSRVgSLSso.
F~R Vs[@FyLSso _NRPLRiV sRVxmso RRV.
""ryL`i%dsVLRiV %dsV LjiQ\sW BLi[ sVLRiFRWLRiV.BxmsVRV ysVdxqsVN][LiT. %dsVLRiV
s[VRsVgSLRiVy[ @xmsy NRPLRiyLRiLi. @jB[RVLiT'' @yRV.

** BR LRiV%sVRVV sWRVNRPVLiVyLRiV.
@LiRV[INRPLRiV lLiLi][ sQQNPT N PT RsNRPuyds %sszmsxqsVyRV.
RsNRPVVLi xqssVxqssFs[ BLiRVVxmsRVRVyss xmsLisVVRV|msRV.
@xmsVRVsVVR sQQNPT s RxmsLiFyLRiLiLiyRV.
""s[s VINRP LRi FLiVVs {qsQs|ms [xqsVNRPVysV.AsVNRPVs 18G NRPWRVLRiV RsVsW ys
|ms[xqsVNRPVyRV.@xmsVRV RyNRPV xqss R@LiVVLij. sW A%sRNRPV @Rg S\lLiLij.
sWys AsVNRPV ssNTPsWsV @LiVVy RsNRPWRVLji [xqsVN][s Lis
@VRRWRV.RLS*R y xqssRNTPINRP N]RVNRPV xmsoRV. yRVyNRPV sVssRV @LiVV[y
RLiTNTP @Li[y @VTNTP N]RVNRPRWRV.yTNTP sW A%sR @sVsV@LiVVLij. sW
yss RW}qsyRV yNRPV RsVVRV.
sWA%sRNRPV sVLjij @soyRV.sW A%sR NRPWRVLRiVNTP xmsoRVNS yNRPV sVssRV@RWRV.
RLS*RyNRPV INRP NRPWRVLRiV xmsoLij.AsV y NRPWRVLRiV RNTP VsLRixqs @soRVLij.
RN]RVZNP[sW zmss. sWys y NRPWRVLRiVNTP yR@soyRV. sVL][\sxmsoRsV
RW}qs N]RVNRPV sLRiVxqs....ByNRPVs xqssVxqs][F}qs ds xqssVxqsVINRPsVWNRPV LSso''
.

uymssLi.1 JsL`iNTP, uyms sLiL`i2 JsL`iNTP @xqs=V xmsRRV.


ClLiLiRV uymsV xmsNRPxmsNRPs[s oyLiVV.
uymssLi.1 JsL`i Rs [Li` \|mss B LSLiVVLiyRV ""BNRPRsVWRV xtsQ[\zmsLig`i
[R VRVsV.''
uymssLi.2 JsL`i Rs [Li` \|mss B LSLiVVLiyRV ""BNRPR@s xtsQ [
Fn[rydRVRVsV''.

** FyNTPrys [BR LRiV NUP= \QsLiR VsWRVNRPVLiVyLRiV.


""sVsy@sVLjiNSsVLi sLiVV|qszms N`P LiN`PV N]yLRiLiNRPy''
""@sosV,y \Q%sLig`i[\QsLig`i dxqsVNRPVsRLS*R BLiTRW \|msNTPC LiN`P][
yT[ryLiR V''.

**
G][ s s[LiR Li [zqssBR LRiV LigSdsVFdqs}qsxtsQs NRPV dxqsVZNPLRiV.
""%dsVlLi[Li[aSLRiV, sVVLiRxqsV%dsV }mslLi%[ sV[ xmsLiT''RLRiLigS @TgSRV Fsqs.H.
""RLik ,sLik '' FyLRiVyR LRiV.
""RWR[[ %dsVLjiR LRiWgRiWLiy soyLRiV.\|msgS }msLRiV sLRi g_LRis xqsWRNRPLigS"' INRP, A
"' d}qszqs%ds }msLiR V LSr'' NPR L`isA[bPLiyRV Fsqs.H.

**
DLiR W NRPso sVVuyLiVVLS(NRP%s xqss[VsLi)[R LRiVRW %sszmsLi[xmsaRPLixqsV
"y....y....BL<S`'BLi%s.
NRP%sR*LiVRVLiRgS,NRP%s %dsVR }msORPQNPR VV BxmsaRPLixqs VVNRPVLjizmsxqsVLiLRiV.
JsVVuyLiVVLS[ NRP%sgSLRiV NRP%sR*LixmsysNTP s[j NRPsR NRPV sLRiV.sVgS [V[s VLi
NRP%sR*Li LSxqsVNRPVsd dzqs RRsLisVVRV|msLRiV.
""lLiLiRVFnyLiV, lLiLiRV ]NSV''
""y...y....''(xmsaRPLixqsV)
""yVgRiVVLigkiV....yVgRiVdss V''
""BL<S`!W! x`W! @RVR Li''(sVd xmsaRPLixqsV)

""@lLi[....s[s VNRP%sR*Li RRsRLiBLiNS sVVRV|ms[R V.s[s V F~LRiFyVs yNRPNTPs[zqss


qs RRVsoRVysV''%sxqsVNRPVyRV NRP%dsaRP*LRiVRV.
BLigik tsQ N]Rg S s[LiR VNRPVsJ VgRiV rRLRiVRVRs }qszRVTNTPBLigik xtsv[
sVVsVVRryLjigSB DRL iR Li LSaSRV. \sVTRVL`i|mnsLi`, @RWsV s,H ms RVV AL`i
A[=Bsj s....

**
LRidRV sVzV%syx ssxqs gRiVLjiLi GLRiLRiRVNRPVs@FyRWs
ry*sV sLiy*LS VxqsVNRPVsJ s[yLi B %ssLjixqsVyLRiV. LRiR yLkisVVV|ms
NSNRPsVVLiRV sVLi LRi s V N][LiR VNRPVLiLRiV.|ms @LiVVs RLS*RxqssVrysd N][LiR VNRPVLiLRiV.

**
ryyLRiLigS sVztsQR Vs VxmsRLRi+s FyLRiLiLi[s VVLiRV }msORPQNPR VsVANRPL<ij Li,
N]j gS s%s*Li,yLjis xmsRLRi+s[d sLi [}qsLiRVNRPV@xqsLiRLRiQ\sVy G[][xmsxqsLigjixqsVLiLRiV.
@LixmsxqsLigRiLi Bj ""rRLRi rRLkisVVLS!%dsVLRiV xmsL][ xmsn yLi`
zqsgRilLiVyRLiT. A zqsgRilLi yTssQQNPT BLi[ FsxmsVRW]LigRiRsLi
LRigRiRV.@LiR LS]LigRiV LSLRiV. A sQQNPT sNRPVNRPV NRPLRisso, BNRPsVVxqsRsLi LSRV....''
Bj%ss INRP }msORPQNPR VTNTP xqsLi[xsVV""FsLiRVN][ N]j gS %ssLjiryLS?''@s @TgSRV.
""C zqsgRilLiV ylgi[ sQQNPT ssRLi RgiR V {msTxqsVLiVLij.@LiR LS NRPWy , @s
RgiR VRVLiLRiV.Bj %ss ]LigRiVA BLi [NTP LSLRiV.
NRPsVLigSNRPLi RWxmso sVLiRgjixqsVLij.Fss\lLiy xqsRVxmsT[[[ NRPLRixmsVNRPVs
sRVxqsVLiLRiV.NRPLRis RWzqss NRPVNRPBLiNRP A sVsztsQ RgRiLRiNRPV FssxqsVLij? Fs NRPLRiVxqsVLij?
%dsNTP%sVLi sVVxqsRsLiLSNRPsVVLi[ gSLRiLigSRFyRV.....''
NSLRiV%ssLjiLiyRV sVztsQR Vs.

** J ZNP[LiRsVLigSLRiVDsxmsLigS %s[aSNRPVs szqssLij.


INRP@LiVVyLRiVsLiR N][ LRiWFyRVV sWRs[VDyLiVV ARVs sR .
NRPxts QxmsTxqsLiFyjLis N]j FyRVsW Fss\lLiysVLSRxqsVT sR yysVNRPVs
xmsyssR NRPV sysV Ljigji s[yNSRV yRsVsN][LSRV.
""RV%sxtsQR W[ ygRiRg S DLiy[ V''@s sVLiNTP zmsRs sR

xqsRVNRPVVgSDs BR LRiV {qssRVL`i@j NSLRiV xqssVORPQLi[A RLiy dxqsVNRPVyRV.


sVLigSLRiV%s[aS sVLiLjigji LSgRigSLRiV. sssLis[ xmsysRgiR LRiNRPV s RTgSRV.
@xmsxqsLixtsQ Bj.
xmsys: R! GLi RV?FsxmsVTys yNRPV?@xqsV yZNP[%sd V Bs*[R V.
sVLi: NSRV ryL`i! %dsVNTPysV.Bjg][ %dsR LRiW NRPWysoyLRiV.
xmsys({qssRVL`i @j NSLRiV][): GsVRW ARVsyZNP[s Vy Ryy?
@j NSLRiVV:[y=L`i,\|msry NRPWy Bs*[R V.
xmsys: xqslLi[! %dsVLRiV s LiT(y ssRLRiVyR R[aSRV)
sVLi: FsLiRVNRPVryL`i, BLiyNRP@yLRiV.
xmsys: @y! @j NSLRiV sLiVVds,LS NTP s xmsLkiOTPQLiysV[.
|msRWxmsoNRPV s[sVVLiRV Rs N]RVNTPJ RLiT B s[R [aSRV.
""RWRV!sVso* NSysVNRPVLiVsysNRPLi[|msR j %dsV sWsVgSLjisNSsVNRPgS
@RVgRiV....
\|qsNTPNSysVN][ xqsWL`i@RVgRiV
xqsWL`iNSysVN][ NSLRiRVgRiV
zqsLigji`LRiWsV FyNSysVN][
RV`LRiWsV Fy@RVgRiV''
@NRPLi gRiVLjiLi FyRV.
RLiTzmss yss gSsLiLiRVNRPVsA xmsoRLRiRLi B@TgSRV.
""yNRPV@Rg SLji |msRVLiT.

** sWT d sVLiLiRs sRVs%ssWsLi @j.


""sVsLisVLjiN]j s%sVuy[ LiRs @soxqsL`i Q=[xmss[bPLiR[R VyLi''sVR VLRi\sVs
g]LiRV][xmsj}ssryLjiFs_s= [zqsLi][ FsLiVVL`ix[|qsqs.
%sLiVsJ xmsRWNRPVTNTPs sVLiTFLiVVLij.
""@soxqsL`i Q=sVLi xqsL`i Q=[NPT FsxmsVRVsyLi''N][xmsLigS @TgSRV.

** zLik[s}msLiR gRiVLjiLi J VgRiVyTNTPT d NTP LijsJ %sVRVRV B


%ssLjixqsVyRV.
""ryyLRiLigS F~LRiVgRiVyLji%dsVRsWZNPLi][ }mssV. @LiRVZNP[F~LRiVgRiVy s
sVLjiFNRPVLiyzmsNRPV C %sR LigS}msLRiV |msRyLi.

BLiNTPBLRiV\sxmso BR LRiVyLRisVN]["RVy' @s |msRyLRiV.


sVWRV\sxmso DyLRisVN][s[j @s |msRyLi.
yVgRiV\sxmso DLi[ RRVlLi[*j@s, @LiVVRV\sxmso DLi["FyLi[' @s zmsVryLi''.
""FsNRPVs NRPVVLiVNSxmsoLRisVVLiVs NRPVVLi[@ NRPVyLRisVN][ @xmsVRV?''xqsLi[xLi
sQQNPR L i[aSRV }qszRVRV.
""@xmsVRV F~LRiVgRiV yLiRsVLi][ gRiVLRiVLi[ gRiVFy@s |msRyLRiV. xmsoszmsT RNRPWy
BLiNTP RVVxmsNRPFsLiRsVLij DyL][xms[NPR FLiVVLi][@xmsVRV aRPLRi @s
zmsVryLiR V''%sxtsQR VLi xmspLjig S }msaSRV.

** J @sWLiVV sLixmsTL][ s[j Li[J RVVsNRPVRV R%dsVR|msR VT|ms][ J


L][}qszRVsVVLiRV xmsRQOPR Qs VRWRV.
}qszRVLSV:G\sVLij?
L][%sVW: y xXRRVLSy%dsVR xmsp[ NSRVxmspNRPVLiU NRPWy %szqslLi[zqsLij.

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