Vinodham Jokes
Vinodham Jokes
Vinodham Jokes
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\lLiQ [ LigRiRV,yLiR s xmsRWLi[xqsVyLRiV. NSZOP[QFysNRPsyLiR s
LigRiRV][s WV NRPFyRV.
"" W%sVFs soLiVLi][ Vry?''
""GsW RVRV.sVso* G\y NPR WB}qs xmssNTPxmsRVQrys V''@yRV LigRiRV.
""yN][V gRiVLiU GLRiNRPLigS soLi][ W%sV NRPWy @[ ANSLRiLi[s oLiVLij'' @yRVyLiR s.
""@LiVV[ W%sV yVgRiV xmsNRPVgSsoLij'' NRPVsFyRV LigRiRV.
""NSRV...NSRV!''LigSLRiVgS FyRVyLiR s.
""s[s VAjyLRiLi s[xqsVNRPVs[ N][VgRiVLiU gRiVLiRLigS soLiVLij@ssW'' @yRVJzmsNRPgS
sVd s[L]NRP NPR WBxqsW.
""@@LiVV[ AjyLRiLi gRiVLiRLigS,%sVgjis L][[ yVgRiV xmsNRPVgSsW W%sV
soLiVLij''.
**
@FyLSso L][R V %dsVR sRVRVNRPVLiWsyRV.
INRP][INRP BLig][R \|ms LSzqs sos@ORPQLSsV RjyRV.
""BjRj%ssyRV gSTR''@s LSzqs DLij ys\|mss.
BjRj%s AL][Liy BLiZNPA[LiyRV.
RLS*Rs g][R %dsVRLSzqs sos @ORPQLSsVLji}mszqs ""Bj LSzqssyRVgSTR'' @s LSaSRV
@FyLSso.
**
sVx[s RVssL][LS Rs y\|mss@V BW LRiVgRiVRWxmsyLRiV
[xqsVyRV.
@RsBLiNTP FsRVLRiVgS sosdxqs Li[[sN][xqssW sRVNRPVRWsosINRP sQQNPT NRPszmsLiyRV.
""[sN][xqsLisRVNRPVRVyLRiV %dsVLRiV?''xmsNRPLjiLiyRV sVx[s RV.
""yDLigRiLRiLi FLiVVLiRLiU'' @sRsQQNPT yV.
""BNRP[FLiVVLiRs RLigSgRiVLRiVLiy?'' sVx[s RV@TgSRV.
""BNRPRNSRV. A VNTPLiRxmsTFLiVVLij. NSNRPF[@NRPR gS dNRPgSsoLij. @LiRVNRPs
yysLRis[V.
LiysVLi[giR T NRPWy ]LRiNRP[R V,FsLiRV\ZNPy sVLiRsFdxqsVNRPV ]LjiNTPFRW?sVLji sV[*
'' @s
@TgjiLij.
""s[s V\|RLS`RVVxmsNRP[LRiVgRiVRVysV.L][ |qsNRP[Lij RVNTPs J
sVLigSLjiFssLRiW RWRNRPVLiy L[ i[}qsys.@LiVV[ JL][ y @RXxts QLiLRigRiTLij. J
sVLigSLjisLiVLiRgS INRPLRiV RWaSLRiV"ks dxqsVNRPVsG\y @R%s[
sRLRiLiT,RV LjigjiLiRLi[Fssl\ Liy ks RLRiLisVRVNRPVFgRiLRiV.@kNSNRP LSNUPRV
yRVNRPVsVsysNTP @yVxmsTLik xmso. y VR VdsksNTP sy sryLiVV'@s
@yyRVs.
G @R%s[[s RVVyLRisVNRPVy,sLRiNRPV dxqsVNRPVsBNRPR xms[aSLRiV. ygRi[LiNSsVs][''
@s %syLRixmsTLiyxmso.
6. INSNRP sVR |msR sVVsVVRryLji@sVLjiNS
RVV[LSLRiV.
""@sVLjiNSLRixqs VVy \ssy. ds%dsVR
Ds%ds,[s%ds LSxqsVLiLRiV.gRiRg S
sWRVRVLiRV''|RLjiLiyLRiVARVs xqsszRVV.
%dsVlLi[R WryLiR VgS @s L][ryB %ssWssVNTP@sVLjiNS
sFRWLRiV.
@sVLjiNS%ssWyaRPRVLi[ %s[NPR LRiVVARVssV RVVsVV
xmsaRPVgRiVzmsLiRRLi sVVRV|msLRiV.
""%dsVLRiV\sNPR NRPVsyLS?'' xmsbPLiy][LRiqs (s[j,[sk xmsNRPVLiy)
""@sVLjiNS[\sNPR VLiRW?''@s AaRPLRiLi sLiyysVR |msR .
sVLSRV}msxmsL`i[ B sLiyyLRi.
""xmsn y sVR |msR gSLRiV%ssWsLi jgRigSs[ @sVLjiNS[\sNPR V DLiRW?@s yNRPV
[aSLRiV''.
20.
DRL iR xms[aP` [s WLRiVsVWgSsVLi@j.
sWssLRiNRPL iLRiV sVLjigjis INRP
LRiVRxmsogSsVxqsV%dsVRyT[R VRLiFyLRiLiLiLij.
ksFs\lgiy RLiFyssLiR LiVVLis gSsVxqsVVINRP
xqssWs[aPR Li sLRi*zLiyLRiV.
x msogRiVLjiLi %ss INRP xqsLSQLik AgRixLi][ lLiFRWRV.INRPryLjigS NRPLiRLSV gjiLi""s[s V
xmsos RLi}msLiRVNRPVzqsR LigS soysV.@LiVV[ ysNTP FsLRigS INRP Aso][VsVyNRPV Bs*LiT
yV.BNRP %dsVLRiLiRLRiW C L][ LSsbPRLigS sRFsRV''@yRV.
xqsLSQLik \ LSs @LiRLRiWsVRVNRPVs INRP Aso][VsVARVsNRPV B sFRWLRiV.
INRPF~R[ NRPWLRiVs Aso][VsV NRPxmsVNRPVyRVxqsLSL`i %dsLRiVRV.. LS lLiLiRVgRiLiNRPVxqsLSQLki
sos F~RRgiR LRisVLi |msR gSZNP[NPR V, @LRiVxmsoV %sszmsLiRRLi][@LiRLRiW ARVRgS sLRiV.
@NRPRxqsLSL`i NTPLiR xmsTsoyRV.
I LiygSRW\ LRiNRPL i NSLRiV][Lij.
yLi][xmso sLiRs@LiR Li [xqsVNRPVsgSsVxqsVV""xqsLSQLik Liy`'' @s
@LRisLisVVRV|msLRiV.
""AxmsLiTsVWLiR VLS! @j FssLjiFs][ yNRPV xmsLiTsVVLiRV. FssLRiV RsVFsR VsV
sj[aSL][RW yNRPV''|msR gS LRiLiZNPV s[aSRVxqsLSQLik .
s[aSRV.gRi`zqsLig`i Rs[VdssRgSsLiRFLiR
NSLiVVssWRLi ]LjiNTPLij.
yLi][ GLi[R W[@LiR LiNSNRP N]LiLi }qsxmso A[LisRLRiVyR INRP
HTRWRLij.
sLis[R s |qsNRPLki \sxmsoLjigji ""sVso* NRPWy zqsgjilLiygji[ xqsLjiFRVLijNRPy'' @yRV
LRiVsso*sso*RW.
23.
sLRiN PR VRV: %dsV RLiTRsFLiVVLij FsNRPR?
y%sNRPVRV:xqssVVRLi[ sVVsgjiRsFRWRV.
sLRiN PR VRV:%dsV yR FsNRPR RsFRWRV?
y%sNRPVRV:ARVs NRPWy...
sLRiN PR VRV:sVLji dsNRPV xqssVVRLi@Li[ RVLi[y?
y%sNRPVRV:%dsV ys RsFLiVVLijFsNRPR?
sLRiN PR VRV:sW BLi[ sVLiRLi%dsVR.
y%sNRPVRV:%dsV yR RsFLiVVLijFsNRPR?
sLRiN PR VRV:sW BLi[ sVLiRLi%dsVR.
y%sNRPVRV:sVLji dsNRPV sVLiRLi %dsVRxmsRVN][yLi[
RVLis[R VLi [y?
LRixtsQs: sW[aPR LiNRPsVWsqs [aPR #\sVy}qs*R y FsNRPVs.Vry?
@sVLjiNRPs:sW[aPR Li[ NRPLi[G%dsV FsNRPVs soLiRRV.FsLiRVNRPLi[ sW |mszqsLi\sys[VLi
FsxmsV\y "BTRV'@s [ }qs*Rs oLij.
LRixtsQs:@Li[y? @[Li g]xmsNSRV.%dsV |mszqsLis "BTRV'@s[ }qs*R LRixtsQsNRPVNRPWy
soLij.
**
LizqsLig`i xmsLisLi T d NTP\lLiQ [ syRV.
LizqsLig`iRgjiLRi ZNPN]s[LiRVNRPV NRPWy RV [ s o.
sVLiRVVZNP N]sssxqsLRiLi[R s VxqsVNRPVszqs %sVRxmsyRV zqsLig`i.N]LiR}qsxms RLS*RZNP
NRPNPR L`iN`PzqsLig`i RsRgiR LRiNTP LSsLi RWaSRVLizqsLig`i. y[LiRVNRPVlLiU
@LiVVFRWRV.
N`PzqsLig`i:%dsV ZNP RWzmsLiRLiT.
LizqsLig`i:s[s V sVLis.
N`PzqsLig`i:G sVLi ryL`i?
LizqsLig`i:(@RsNTP G sVLi}msLRiW RVRVBLijLSgSLik Rxms)s[s V BLijLSgSLik s.
(C yV xmspLRi [VxqsLjiNTPN`P zqsLig`i GsVRWy@s RW}qs Rs NS %dsVRxmsRVNRPVs
soyRV.
**
d LiLSso NTP=Lig`i F\|[ mnss=NRPV [LiR VNRPVyRV.
G][\Li gRiVLiT \|mnss=NRPV[LiR VNRPVyRV gSdsd LiLSso NRPVNRPVsVLiWsoyRV.
**
FysNSLSso:s[s V ygRiV[R VsFsLiRsWRLi NSRV.
LigSLSso:Fs xmsgRiso?
FysNSLSso:FsLiRVNRPLi[ s[s VlLiLiRVL][V sWRs[VygRiVysV.
LigSLSso:FsxmsVxmsVRV.
FysNSLSso:1. sL<iR Li LSs L][. 2.sL<iR Liss L][.
** RVLiNRPL`i INRP xmsNS{msn xqsVNRPVsRV.
RsRLiT RsFRWRs,ARVsNRPV aRPyLixmsn VxqsW xmsNRPsBy*s, ysNTP
FsLiRsoRVLi][Fys N][LSRV.""INRP "NSsV' |qsLi%dsVL`iNRPV 5LRiWFyRVV''
""sWys 170 |qsLi%dsVLiR VsoyRV. ys xmsNSLRiLiFsLiRsoLi][ xmsLiT''
xqsLSL`i`sWszqsLig`i\lLiQ [ xmsRWLi[xqsVyRV.
ZNP NRPNPR L`iARVs RgiR LRiN]yRV.
""%dsV ZNP RWzmsLiRLiT''
""G ZNP? sVVLiRV[V[y? ssVNRP[V[y?''
""sVVLiRV [V[j RWzmsLiRLiT'' @TgSRV.zqs.
sLis[ @j dzqsRWzmsLiyRV. @Liy NRPlLiN`P gSs[s oLij A ZNP.
""ssVNRP [V[j NRPWy RWzmsLiRLiT''
sLis[ @j dzqsRWzmsLiyRV.
@j NRPWy xqsLjigSs[ soLij.
""lLiLiRV ZNP LiRVNRPVN]yLRiV %dsVLRiV'' AaRPLRiFLiVV @TgSRV.zqs.
""Fss\lLiy sVVLiRV [VN]T[ssVNRP [V[j RWzmsry''
""sVLji lLiLiRW N] }[ qs!''@TgSRV .zqs.
""BLi[\sVyLRiVgRiVRVLiRs[s[s Vy RFygS[NPR Wy INRP lLiUgS soLiRVNRPVy''.
""@j NRPWy F['' @TgSRV.zqs.
""@LiRVZNP[gS {qss FyqsN]Lij'' FyRV xqsLSL`i.
**
LRiLjiqs V%sV, @VVLisV Fy|ms L[ iRVNRPVINRP ][NTP sRVyLRiV.
%sV: @V,INRPs[ sVs NSLRiVssVNRP{qs[ sosLiV sVsLi s=sRgiR LjiNTP
s [ [xmsogSs[}msFRVLi[sWss_gS soLij.
** @FyLSso,gSLSso sVLi}qszRVV.
yR LRiWALki[ xmss[zqs Lji\LRiRWLRiV.
INRPxms WLRiV[B N]sVNRPVs zqs LRixmsyLRiV.
INRPL][@FyLSso gSLSsosVRs BLiNTP FyLik NTPLRisVs zmsyRV.FyLik [ gS
[\[@LiR LS dNRP[BLiNTP LSsLi BLijNS INRP LjiQ\sVdxqsVZNPRV
gSLSso.
AL][sVLi V{tsQgS FyLkiLjigjiLij.
ZOP[Qs VLigSBLiN][aSRVgSLSso.
F~R Vs[@FyLSso _NRPLRiV sRVxmso RRV.
""ryL`i%dsVLRiV %dsV LjiQ\sW BLi[ sVLRiFRWLRiV.BxmsVRV ysVdxqsVN][LiT. %dsVLRiV
s[VRsVgSLRiVy[ @xmsy NRPLRiyLRiLi. @jB[RVLiT'' @yRV.
** BR LRiV%sVRVV sWRVNRPVLiVyLRiV.
@LiRV[INRPLRiV lLiLi][ sQQNPT N PT RsNRPuyds %sszmsxqsVyRV.
RsNRPVVLi xqssVxqssFs[ BLiRVVxmsRVRVyss xmsLisVVRV|msRV.
@xmsVRVsVVR sQQNPT s RxmsLiFyLRiLiLiyRV.
""s[s VINRP LRi FLiVVs {qsQs|ms [xqsVNRPVysV.AsVNRPVs 18G NRPWRVLRiV RsVsW ys
|ms[xqsVNRPVyRV.@xmsVRV RyNRPV xqss R@LiVVLij. sW A%sRNRPV @Rg S\lLiLij.
sWys AsVNRPV ssNTPsWsV @LiVVy RsNRPWRVLji [xqsVN][s Lis
@VRRWRV.RLS*R y xqssRNTPINRP N]RVNRPV xmsoRV. yRVyNRPV sVssRV @LiVV[y
RLiTNTP @Li[y @VTNTP N]RVNRPRWRV.yTNTP sW A%sR @sVsV@LiVVLij. sW
yss RW}qsyRV yNRPV RsVVRV.
sWA%sRNRPV sVLjij @soyRV.sW A%sR NRPWRVLRiVNTP xmsoRVNS yNRPV sVssRV@RWRV.
RLS*RyNRPV INRP NRPWRVLRiV xmsoLij.AsV y NRPWRVLRiV RNTP VsLRixqs @soRVLij.
RN]RVZNP[sW zmss. sWys y NRPWRVLRiVNTP yR@soyRV. sVL][\sxmsoRsV
RW}qs N]RVNRPV sLRiVxqs....ByNRPVs xqssVxqs][F}qs ds xqssVxqsVINRPsVWNRPV LSso''
.
**
G][ s s[LiR Li [zqssBR LRiV LigSdsVFdqs}qsxtsQs NRPV dxqsVZNPLRiV.
""%dsVlLi[Li[aSLRiV, sVVLiRxqsV%dsV }mslLi%[ sV[ xmsLiT''RLRiLigS @TgSRV Fsqs.H.
""RLik ,sLik '' FyLRiVyR LRiV.
""RWR[[ %dsVLjiR LRiWgRiWLiy soyLRiV.\|msgS }msLRiV sLRi g_LRis xqsWRNRPLigS"' INRP, A
"' d}qszqs%ds }msLiR V LSr'' NPR L`isA[bPLiyRV Fsqs.H.
**
DLiR W NRPso sVVuyLiVVLS(NRP%s xqss[VsLi)[R LRiVRW %sszmsLi[xmsaRPLixqsV
"y....y....BL<S`'BLi%s.
NRP%sR*LiVRVLiRgS,NRP%s %dsVR }msORPQNPR VV BxmsaRPLixqs VVNRPVLjizmsxqsVLiLRiV.
JsVVuyLiVVLS[ NRP%sgSLRiV NRP%sR*LixmsysNTP s[j NRPsR NRPV sLRiV.sVgS [V[s VLi
NRP%sR*Li LSxqsVNRPVsd dzqs RRsLisVVRV|msLRiV.
""lLiLiRVFnyLiV, lLiLiRV ]NSV''
""y...y....''(xmsaRPLixqsV)
""yVgRiVVLigkiV....yVgRiVdss V''
""BL<S`!W! x`W! @RVR Li''(sVd xmsaRPLixqsV)
**
LRidRV sVzV%syx ssxqs gRiVLjiLi GLRiLRiRVNRPVs@FyRWs
ry*sV sLiy*LS VxqsVNRPVsJ s[yLi B %ssLjixqsVyLRiV. LRiR yLkisVVV|ms
NSNRPsVVLiRV sVLi LRi s V N][LiR VNRPVLiLRiV.|ms @LiVVs RLS*RxqssVrysd N][LiR VNRPVLiLRiV.
**
ryyLRiLigS sVztsQR Vs VxmsRLRi+s FyLRiLiLi[s VVLiRV }msORPQNPR VsVANRPL<ij Li,
N]j gS s%s*Li,yLjis xmsRLRi+s[d sLi [}qsLiRVNRPV@xqsLiRLRiQ\sVy G[][xmsxqsLigjixqsVLiLRiV.
@LixmsxqsLigRiLi Bj ""rRLRi rRLkisVVLS!%dsVLRiV xmsL][ xmsn yLi`
zqsgRilLiVyRLiT. A zqsgRilLi yTssQQNPT BLi[ FsxmsVRW]LigRiRsLi
LRigRiRV.@LiR LS]LigRiV LSLRiV. A sQQNPT sNRPVNRPV NRPLRisso, BNRPsVVxqsRsLi LSRV....''
Bj%ss INRP }msORPQNPR VTNTP xqsLi[xsVV""FsLiRVN][ N]j gS %ssLjiryLS?''@s @TgSRV.
""C zqsgRilLiV ylgi[ sQQNPT ssRLi RgiR V {msTxqsVLiVLij.@LiR LS NRPWy , @s
RgiR VRVLiLRiV.Bj %ss ]LigRiVA BLi [NTP LSLRiV.
NRPsVLigSNRPLi RWxmso sVLiRgjixqsVLij.Fss\lLiy xqsRVxmsT[[[ NRPLRixmsVNRPVs
sRVxqsVLiLRiV.NRPLRis RWzqss NRPVNRPBLiNRP A sVsztsQ RgRiLRiNRPV FssxqsVLij? Fs NRPLRiVxqsVLij?
%dsNTP%sVLi sVVxqsRsLiLSNRPsVVLi[ gSLRiLigSRFyRV.....''
NSLRiV%ssLjiLiyRV sVztsQR Vs.