Peace, Love, and Pizza Action Team Episode 1: Secret Origin
Peace, Love, and Pizza Action Team Episode 1: Secret Origin
Peace, Love, and Pizza Action Team Episode 1: Secret Origin
VO The Super Secret Origin of The Peace, Love, and Pizza Delivery Dudes! INT. KITCHEN - NIGHT RICH AND DAVE are standing at the kitchen counter making a pizza from a variety of ingredients. There is a stereo on the counter playing heavy metal tunes. VO Who are the Delivery Dudes? To find out well need to go back to a fateful November night in the kitchen of the DeSantis brothers. RICH opens the over and looks inside RICH Bro, I think we might just have it... the PERFECT PIZZA! RICH puts the pizza on the counter as DAVE comes over to observe DAVE Only one way to know that, brother. DAVE cuts a slice and bites into it. EXT. NIGHT SKY Clouds roll through quickly as lightning through the clouds. INT. KITCHEN DAVE Yep, thats it. The PERFECT PIZZA! Right on! DAVE gives RICH a high five, and as they connect lightning archs through the room and hits them, the stereo, and the pizza. Big BATMAN like visual sound effects to reveal... INT. ACTION BACKGROUNDS Rocking Rich and Demon Dave stand revealed. VO From the lightning they came, armed with their righteous Pizza Power.
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ZOOM IN to ROCKING RICH. VO (CONTD) Rocking Rich: the pizza avenger with the powerful pipes... ROCKING RICH Belts out an inaudible note sound waves burst from his mouth. VO (CONTD) And his cool slice attack. ROCKING RICH holds up a pizza slicer that spins around as sparks fly off it. VO (CONTD) Demon Dave can subdue any foe with his fresh guitar licks. DEMON DAVE strums a guitar and lasers shoot out. VO (CONTD) And the ability to weaponize any pizza topping. DEMON DAVE holds up a tomato. It starts to glow. He throws it. Explodes in mid-air. BACK TO 2-SHOT of the Brothers in front of American Flag and a Peace Love and Pizza Flag (ala old Superman TV show opening). VO (CONTD) Okay, world -- Better hang on to your hat! Here come the Delivery Dudes! INT. PAPA DONS OFFICE We see the PIZZA CONNECTION in silhouette. VO But who dares stand against our heady Heroes? None but the phony freaks of the Pizza Connection! Each character get a close-up and on screen text as they are mentioned. VO (CONTD) Papa Don, the big cheese. Pizza Good, the human food processor. Drabino, the dry. And Wee Roman, the hot-to-trot bureaucrat with the heat-lamp hands.
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Back to full shot. VO (CONTD) And who can stop this cartel of chumps? Youll soon see, but first well peek in on Dave & Rich at their not-so-secret headquarters... Peace, Love, and Pizza. EXT. PEACE LOVE AND PIZZA BUILDING INT. PIZZA SHOP Dave picks up the phone. DAVE Peace, Love and Pizza this is Dave! How can I help you? He nods to the woman on the phone. He is surprised by what he hears. DAVE (CONTD) Half an hour? Fifteen! Yes, mam. Itll be ready. Right on! Dave slams down the phone and runs over to Rich, who is chopping some veggies. RICH Whats the skinny, Bro? DAVE Got an order, dude. She needs a Meat-a-saurus Rex with chili sauce, two Desperados, and a Jive Talkin Turkey. She has 15 kids to feed and things are going to get gnarly if they dont have food. Grab some dough... like now! RICH (say in monotone 2001 voice) I dont think I can do that for you, Dave. DAVE Very funny, bro. Cmon, lets get cooking! MONTAGE: Several quick jump cuts of the pies being prepared.
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INT. PAPA DONS OFFICE ON SCREEN TEXT: Meanwhile... In the office we see Papa Don from behind looking at a computer monitor. A live shot from Peace, Love, and Pizza is on the screen. PAPA DON Look at them... Taking their time, using Fresh ingredients, befriending customers? Thats no way to run a business. He pulls up a profile on the woman getting pizza delivered on his screen. PAPA DON (CONTD) Trust me, madam. Im doing you a favor. I need to speak to all of you now. 3 windows pop of with live video chat from his 3 minions. PAPA DON (CONTD) The Delivery Dudes are taking our customers... again! Wee Roman, I need you to take these pizzas to this address quickly. Womans profile gets dumped into Wee Romans video window. WEE ROMAN Beats The Pizza! PAPA JOHN Now Pizza Gut and Drabino: Get over to Peace, Love, and Pizza, and ensure they dont make it out of the parking lot. For once, forever, take those peacenik pizza dudes out! INT. PEACE LOVE AND PIZZA Rich scoops up the order. RICH Alrighty, bro. Im out. DAVE Right on! Peace.
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EXT. PEACE LOVE AND PIZZA Rich walks out the front door of the shop. PIZZA GUT Drabino, you get the door and Ill grab Rocking Rich. If they cant high-five they cant transform! DRABINO Yeah, you gather up the good stuff! Good thinking. Pizza Gut jumps and grabs Rich as Drabino blocks the door. RICH Dave, Help! We need the Delivery Dudes... like, now! INT. PEACE LOVE AND PIZZA DAVE I hear you brother! He runs to the front of the shop but cant get through the door. DAVE (CONTD) Rich, at the door! Its Drabino! INT. PAPA DONS OFFICE PAPA DON is watching the scene unfold. PAPA DON Thats it, boys. Just a few moments. Wee Roman is almost at the target. PAPA DON pops up a window that shows Wee Roman heading down the street with pizza labeled Pizza. Which he is keeping warm with his heat lamp hands. PAPA DON (CONTD) Just a moment more, and The Delivery Dudes will be canned! Sauced? Cheesed off? No, none of those are good. Sliced? Yes, sliced! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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INT./EXT. EVERY PLACE WEVE BEEN VO Who will save the Brothers DeSantis? How will they get the pizzas there in time? Who will stop Wee Roman from delivering his dried out pies? Why is Papa Don laughing? PAPA DON Sorry... VO Well, its kind of distracting! PAPA DON I said sorry! VO Its okay. Youre forgiven. Now where was I... Yes. Is this the end of our Peace, Love, and Pizza pals? Tune in next time to find out! One hint: the worst is yet to come!