David Ogilvy Aga Cooker
David Ogilvy Aga Cooker
David Ogilvy Aga Cooker
Cooker
BY DAVID OGILVY—JUNE, 1935
ISSUED BY AGA HEAT LIMITED
"THE PERFECT AGA SALESMAN COMBI NES THE TENACI TY OF THE BULLDOG WI TH THE
MANNERS OF THE SPANI EL" .
An AGA Cooker Sales Training Manual
FORE WORD
We may divide modern industry into three interdependent parts: design, manufacture, and
selling. The Aga, designed by Dr. Dalen and manufactured by master English steel and iron
founders, demands a high standard of selling.
Selling includes advertising, sales literature and personal contact. Of these, personal contact
with the prospective purchasers is the last link in the chain between Dalen and John Bull. It
might be the strongest.
In Great Britain, there are twelve million households. One million of these own motor cars.
Only ten thousand own Aga Cookers. No household which can afford a motor car can afford
to be without an Aga. They must be hunted out and their interest in Aga roused by personal
sales argument. Only by personal contact can you judge whether a household is Aga-worthy.
Only a salesman can get the order. Press advertising and sales literature is intended to
facilitate your work and not to do it for you. You can use sales literature as one weapon in
your armoury. People are impressed by what they hear far more than by what they read. They
must be talked to about Aga, by you. Only an insignificant percentage will go to shops and
ask you to tell them. In the immortal words of Henry Ford, "solicit by personal visitation."
Unfortunately householders do not hold "At Homes” for salesmen. Nor is there any
inevitably successful method of getting into their houses. If you have never called on
householders as a salesman it will not take you long to find out that there are hundreds of
other people doing the same thing. In some towns it is not unusual for as many as twenty
salesmen to call at a house in one day. Few, if any, of them get in. Orders have been given to
the maid to keep salesmen out at all costs. But there are ways of getting in and only be
constant experiment will you be able to develop what is for you the best technique. There are
certain universal rules. Dress quietly and shave well. Do not wear a bowler hat. Go to the
back door (most salesmen go to the front door, a manoeuvre always resented by maid and
mistress alike). Always find out beforehand the name of the householder. Be as polite as you
know how. Never lose your temper. Tell the person who opens the door frankly and briefly
what you have come for' it will get her on your side. Never on any account get in on false
pretences. Study the best time of day for calling; between 12 and 2PM you will not be
welcome, whereas a call at an unorthodox time of day - after supper in the summer for
instance - will often succeed. Never "do" a whole street consecutively. If you must carry sales
literature, use an expensive looking brief case which cannot be mistaken for a bag of samples.
Some salesmen make their first call without any literature at all, a plan which has much to
commend it. In general, study the methods of you competitors and do the exact opposite.
Find out all you can about your prospects before you call on them' their general living
conditions, wealth, profession, hobbies, friends and so on. Every hour spent in this kind of
research will help you impress your prospect.
Salesmen are only too often unpopular people in Aga-worthy houses... Show straight away
that you are not of the so-called canvasser variety. Never bully, get into an argument, show
resentment, or lose your temper. Do not talk about "your husband" - "Mr. Smith" is less
impertinent. Never talk down or show superior knowledge. Never appeal to a prospect's pity
because the more prosperous you appear the more she is likely to be impressed with you and
to believe in you and your Aga. The worst fault a salesman can commit is to be a bore. Foster
any attempt to talk about other things; the longer you stay the better you get to know the
prospect, and the more you will be trusted. Pretend to be vastly interested in any subject the
prospect shows an interest in. The more she talks the better, and if you can make her laugh
you are several points up. If she argues a lot, do not give the impression of knowing all the
answers by heart and always being one up on her. She will think you are too smart by half,
and mistrust your integrity. Find out as soon as possible in the conversation how much she
already knows about Aga; it will give you the correct angle of approach. Perhaps the most
important thing of all is to avoid standardisation in your sales talk. If you find yourself on
fine day saying the same things to a bishop and a trapezist, you are done for.
When the prospect tries to bring the interview to a close, go gracefully. It can only hurt to be
kicked out. Learn to recognise a really valid reason for the prospect being unable to order
(there are mighty few such reasons). With these reservations you cannot be too tenacious or
too persevering. The good salesman combines the tenacity of a bull dog with the manners of
a spaniel. If you have any charm, ooze it.
The more prospects you talk to, the more sales you expose yourself to, the more orders you
will get. But never mistake the quantity of calls for quality of salesmanship.
Quality of salesmanship involves energy, time and knowledge of the product. We cannot
contribute to the first two. The object of these notes is to help you to the third - abetter
knowledge of the Aga. And although many of the sales arguments expended here are already
well known to all experience Aga salesmen, this manual must contain at least some hints
which will prove interesting and helpful to everybody. Selling does not materially differ from
military campaigning, and we may analyse it under two main headings, ATTACK and
DEFENCE.
The attack is the positive task of stimulating the prospect to want an Aga more than anything
in the world. The defence is the negative task of removing obstacles which seem to the
prospect to lie between her and her dearest wish. Never get manoeuvred into a permanent
defence; it will become a retreat. Defence must be developed as quickly as possible into
counter attack. Positive argument is more persuasive than negative argument.
ATTACK
1. General Statement
most people have heard something about the Aga Cooker. They vaguely believe it to involve
some new method of cooking. They may have heard that it works on the principle of "heat
storage". Heat storage is the oldest known form of cooking. Aborigines bake their hedgehogs
in the ashes of a dying fire. The baker's brick oven has been in use for centuries and is known
by most women to be traditionally the perfect oven. The hay-box came into its own during
the War. But the Aga is not just a glorified hay-box with a fire inside, or a baker's oven put in
a polished case of chromium-plat and vitreous enamel. It is the result of applying
contemporary scientific knowledge of combustion, metallurgy, and nutrition to the
accumulated kitchen sense of centuries.
The Aga was invited by Dr. Gustaf Dalen of Stockholm. A scientist of no little distinction, he
has actually won the Nobel Prize (approximate value £ 5,000).
And Dr. Dalen is that rare thing, a front rank scientist who actually applies his knowledge to
inventions of material and immediate benefit to mankind. Before inventing the Aga he had
perfected a system of lights for lighthouses and buoys, which has been adopted throughout
the world, and which at this very moment is saving the lives of sailors on some rocky coast
on the other side of the world: just as the Aga is now cooking luncheon for at least one
hundred thousand British people. The everyday influence of Dr. Dalen may justly be
compared to that of Signor Marconi.
For nine years the Aga has been tested and improved in detail, at huge cost, until to-day it is
perhaps the perfect cooker. For five years it has been in use in our British kitchens. For four
years it has been made in Britain by a British company.
When the inventor built his wife a house, he looked for, but could not find, a cooker which
was capable of every cooking method-baking, boiling, braising, frying, grilling, toasting,
stewing, roasting, steaming and simmering. He demanded that his cooker should be able to
do all these things to perfection. As a scientist even more as a husband he was appalled by the
enormous waste of heat apparent in the ordinary type of cooker. He saw that however
efficient a cooker could be made, so long as the human factor in the heat control remained,
that cooker could never be economical. If he could cut out the human factor in heat control he
would give to the world and to his wife their most economical cooker. So Dr. Dalen produced
the Aga. It is the only cooker in the world with a fixed invariable fuel consumption,
guaranteed by its inventor, its manufacturers, its salesmen, its users and even coal merchants
to burn less than £4 worth of fuel in a year.
Having got some preliminary remarks of this kind off your chest, find out as quickly as
possible which of the particular sales arguments that follow is most likely to appeal to your
audience, and give that argument appropriate emphasis. Stock-brokers will appreciate No. 2.
Doctors will understand No. 9. Cooks will be won over with No. 5. Only on rare occasions
will you have the opportunity of getting through all twelve arguments.
2. Economy
The Aga is the only cooker in the world with a guaranteed maximum fuel consumption. It is
guaranteed to burn less than £4 of fuel a year. This figure can be expressed as £1 a quarter,
6/8 a month, 1/6 a week, 11/2 a day or one-fifth of a penny per hour. Different prospects are
impressed most by different statements of time and price, but the majority will easily
remember £4 a year. (These figures refer to the standard model only).
Very few people believe you the first time they hear this claim. Bring testimonials to your
support. The most electrifying proof of the truth of you claim is to offer to make yourself
personally responsible for keeping the prospect in fuel in return for a fixed annual payment of
£4. If you add confidentially that the transaction will show you a profit, the prospect will
prefer to buy her own fuel. Stress the fact that no cook can make her Aga burn more fuel than
this, however stupid, extravagant or careless she may be, or however much she may cook. If
more fuel is consumed, it is being stolen, and the police should be called immediately.
Avoid like the plague any reference to fuel consumption in terms of tons. Tons are less
memorable than £s and discussion of weights and measures in English conversation
invariably leads to argument, competitive exaggeration, disbelieve, and bad temper. It is
vitally essential to make every prospect believe your fuel consumption claim, even if she
disbelieves everything else you say. On the whole, however, you will not find incredulity a
serious obstacle in selling the Aga; after all, it is all true, and if you believe it yourself you
will find that, like the Apostles, you will be believed by other people.
Next find out how much the prospect in spending in fuel consumption, making it appear that
your estimate is charitable on the low side. Some prospects know the fuel consumption for
the whole house, but very few indeed know how exactly what proportion is accounted for by
the kitchen. The tactic is the assume an air of objective omniscience and to tell her that the
kitchen accounts for at least 80 per cent of the fuel in most houses, but that in her house it
may only burn 70 per cent of the total.
Having arrived by some means or another at an agreed figure for the fuel consumption of the
present cooker, you proceed to finance. You let the wild can out of the bag and tell her the
price. If you have painted the Aga in sufficiently glowing colours she will have been led up to
believe that the price will be actually higher than it is. Without apologising for the price, rush
on to prove that the Aga is a first-class investment which first pays for itself out of the money
it saves in fuel, and then continues to pay dividends ad infinitum. If the prospect will invest
capital in the Aga she will receive dividends on a scale unheard of on the Stock Exchange.
Suggest that the Aga can be bought by hire-purchase and that it will pay its own instalments.
Money which has hitherto gone to coal merchants, the Gas Company, or the Electricity
undertaking, can simply be diverted for a year or two until the Aga is paid for. Then one find
day the prospect wakes up and finds herself handsomely in pocket. There are houses where a
Christmas Party is given every year out of Aga's fuel saving. It can be thus be shown that the
Aga need cost nothing to buy.
The following tables will implement your thesis. Carry them about with you in the form you
can show to prospects.
THE NEW STANDARD AGA COOKER costs £47 10S. Add from £5 for Delivery and
Erection. Total Cost, £52 10S. Fuel Cost, 4 per annum.
H.P. terms for 4 years: Initial payment, £5 10s, followed by:
• 48 monthly payments $1 S2 plus 6/8 for fuel
• £1 11s. 8d. a month, or 7/6 a week
• 12 quarterly payments £3 15s. plus £1 for fuel
• £4 15s a quarter
MODEL 21 AGA COOKER costs £78. Add from £5 10S for Delivery and Erection. Total
Cost, £83 10S. Fuel cost £5 per anum
H.P. Terms for 3 years: Initial payment, £5 10s, followed by:
• 36 monthly payments of £2 12s, 10d plus 8/4 for fuel
• £3 28. 2d a month
• 12 quarterly payments of £4;0s 1d. plus 25/- for fuel
• £9 5s 1d a quarter
NOTE: —For fuel consumptions smaller than those shown the fuel saving is so small as to be
hardly worth using as a major argument. You have barked up the wrong tree. Change
gracefully to another argument, without giving the impression that any wind has gone out of
your sails.
3. Always Ready
You cannot surprise an Aga. It is always on its toes, ready for immediate use at any time of
the day or night. It is difficult for a cook or housewife who has not known to Aga to realise
exactly what this will mean to her. Tell her she can come down in the middle of the night and
roast a goose, or even refill her hot water bottle. On Sunday evenings when all the bread in
the house is as stale as Old Harry, she need only pop the stale loaf into the oven for two to
three minutes and abracadabra ! - a hot crunch loaf of new bread. Hot breakfast may be given
to the wretched visitor who has to start back to London at zero hour on Monday morning.
Only after the Aga has been installed will the prospect realise the real significance of the
"Always Ready" advantage, and the first time she returns from an all-day picnic to a hot
cooker she will have reason to bless you. More than 90 per cent of the Aga users who have
written to us and the other Aga organizations throughout the world tell us that the best feature
of the Cooker is that it is always ready. (Although it is the actual user who can best express an
unbiased opinion of the Aga, the value of testimonials is generally exaggerated. People are
not much impressed by them unless they happen to know something about the people who
wrote them).
"Always Ready" is a feature of cardinal importance which runs like a silver thread through
every description of the Aga.
4. Cleanliness
Cleanliness with which may be coupled beauty, is a virtue sometimes better appreciated by
the prospect than by the salesman. The woman who does the work in a house spends more
time on cleaning that on anything else. Vacuum cleaners, carpet sweepers, soap, dusters,
aprons, brushes and mops are bought to remove dirt. Anything calculated to remove one of
the major causes of dirt in a house is immediately appreciated by all women. The Aga is
innately clean-as clean as the shining vitreous enamel on its front. It will save £s in kitchen
redecoration, and every £ saved annually represents the interest on capital investment of £20
Ladies can cook a dinner on the Aga in evening dress. Doctors will agree that it is so clean
that it would not look out of place in the sterilising room of an operating theatre.
Like motor cars, women, hats and houses, cookers sell on their look, and there can be no
denying that the Aga is more beautiful, modern-looking and "functional" than any other
cooker. If your prospect has not seen an Aga she will never come to hanker for it until she has
seen it. Fix it.
Appeal to the prospect's house-proudness. She must be made to want the most hygienic
cooker and to have her kitchen a model kitchen. If you are selling to schools or nursing
homes point out tactfully the sales value to them of having a model kitchen. Schools and
nursing homes revolve round their kitchens, and most of them know it.
An occasional flowery phrase is called for to allow your enthusiasm full scope in describing
the beauty and cleanliness of the Aga. Think some up and produce them extempore.
Cookery
It is hopeless to try and sell a single Aga unless you know something about cookery and
appear to know more than you actually do. It is not simply a question of knowing which part
of the Aga bakes and which simmers. You must be able to talk to cooks and housewives on
their own ground. Most of the women who buy cookers are cooks themselves by necessity,
profession, or hobby, and if you can talk food with them you have at your finger-tips a ready
made topic of common interest which will open many doors and more hearts. And bear this in
mind, that the more you know about cookery the more you will enjoy your own meals.
THE BOILING PLATE–I have heard the Aga is good for slow cooking, but can it cook
fast?" You will hear this objection a hundred times a week. Forestall it every time. The
Boiling Plate is far and away faster than any gas ring or electric hotplate. It is about as fast as
the red part of a coal fire. If you are demonstrating, show how quickly water boils and how
violently it goes on boiling. A hearty display of clouds of steam, lid rattling and boiling over
should dispel this slowness inhibition once and for all. Nevertheless you will sometimes run
across prospects who can quote chapter and verse for the Aga being too slow. With such
people it will pay you to admit with a confidence-winning show of frankness that the old type
cooker did indeed lose speed when the lids had been up for a prolonged period; how
different, you will say, is the new cooker, which recuperates as fast as it loses heat and whose
boiling plate is always as hot as blazes.
If you do not yourself believe that the Aga is the fastest cooker, spit on the boiler plate. Such
an exhibition of bouncing, dancing and globular antics will convince you.
The heat of the Boiling Plate is even all over. Food does not stick, as it does when a saucepan
rests on top of unequally impinging gas flames.
Aga grilling should be featured, particularly to men, who are almost always interested in this
if in no other method of cooking; it is the only culinary operation they ever see and
understand. Expatiate on the theme that the Aga grills almost as well as an open charcoal or
coke grill. The process is described in the utensil catalogue and by Ambrose Heath.
THE SIMMERING PLATE. The point of importance with regard to the Simmering plate is
not to admit for one moment the proposition that to cook on it cools the oven. In point of fact
the oven will cook if the Simmering Plate is used to excess, but the prospect would be unduly
alarmed were you to tell her this in so many words; your conscience can be salved by the safe
knowledge that when she becomes an owner the Cooking Oven will make the use of the
Simmering Plate largely superfluous.
It is possible, you will tell the prospect, to keep three saucepans simmering for all eternity on
the Simmering Plate. They can never boil over. However, too much emphasis must not be laid
on the virtues of the Simmering Plate, or it will detract from the culinary sensation you hope
to make with the Cooking Oven.
Every cubic inch of space in the oven can be utilised because the heat is even all over. This is
very far from being the case with other cookers, where the gas flames dry and scorch food
placed too close to them, or the hot flue passes over one side of the oven and leaves the other
side as cold as an iceberg. Furthermore the temperature of the oven does not vary with
unexpected rapidity as it does in an electric oven, whose walls are not so thick and whose
insulation is not so thorough. Cakes and joints for this reason do not require such careful
watching in the Aga Oven. Joints never require basting.
The Roasting Oven closely resembles an old-fashioned brick baker's oven, which all
knowledgeable cooks will admit is second only to a spit for roasting. Indeed in one respect
the Aga Oven is even better than a baker's oven: it does not have to be heated up. That
reduces time spent in the kitchen and brings you to a most important talking point: the Aga
makes you cook. The housewife who uses an ordinary cooker and who is busy in the house
all day, tends to save time as much as possible over cooking by choosing those dishes which
she can cook in a few minutes, without wasting time in heating up her oven. The result is an
excess of expensive cutlets, sausages, eggs, and worst of all, tinned food. With the Aga oven
such dishes as gratins, pies, tarts, joints, and patties come into their own. These dishes are
better eating and far cheaper. In this way the Aga stimulates its owners to more and better
cooking.
Joints roasted in the Aga do not shrink. The reason for this is that the actual walls of the oven
hold sufficiently large quantities of heat to insure that the joint quickly reaches a temperature
where the correct carapace or crust is formed, and the natural juices are sealed inside. Result:
meat which is incomparably juicy, tasty, evenly roasted all through, and beautifully coloured
on the outside. Cold Aga joints are a sight more welcome than ordinary cold meat. The
budgetary saving brought about by the absence of shrinkage is so great that you can safely
count on 10 per cent off the butcher's bill.
Baking interests most women more than roasting. Without beating around the bush, tell the
prospect that pastry baking, bread baking and cake baking are star turns. A tart will come out
evenly golden all over. Every little cake on a tray will be the same uniform colour. Home-
made bread comes into its own in the baker-poisoned household. Most women are subject to
baking fits, and the ability to give this idiosyncrasy full rein may be enlarged upon at some
length.
The top shelf of the oven is good for browning gratins, etc.
Forestall the question: "How do you regulate the temperature?" It will be in the prospects
mind long before you finish eulogising the oven, and if you can attack the subject before it is
thrown in your teeth you will have a tactical advantage. One of the greatest virtues of the Aga
is that the temperature control is fully automatic, so that the cook can forget it entirely. In
boiling, or in the case of marmalade by soaking the peel and pulp with the water all night.
Meringues, the first cousins of custard and mayonnaise, present no difficulty. The cooking
oven will do them to perfection at any time of the day or night. National dishes such as
Haggis, Irish Stew and Sauerkraut are child's play.
In a nut-shell the Aga enables a housewife to provide those dishes whose excellence is due to
the cooking they receive instead of to the expensiveness of the ingredients they contain.
Economy and good food all along the line.
THE HOT WATER TANK. Go into an old-fashioned kitchen at two o'clock in the afternoon
and ten to one you will see a kettle boiling away sleepily for tea at half-past four, when the
water will be dead and stale. Now imagine an 80-pint kettle which never quite boils, which
remains perfectly fresh, and which is ready and fit all round the clock for tea, vegetables, hot-
water bottles, washing up, and even to come to the rescue on those fearful occasions when the
domestic hot-water system breaks down. Paint a picture of Colonel Blimp wallowing in a hip
bath while hoards of apologetic kitchen maids carry cans from the Aga tank to float him to
heights of political epigram. In humbler houses the tank makes it possible to do without the
independent boiler in hot weather, or when a caretaker is alone in the house.. Needless to say,
the tank is most important in those houses where there are invalids.
Some prospects will pretend that their domestic hot water system provides all the kitchen
requirements. Point out to them the superior advantage of having the hot water actually on the
cooker under the cook's hand, and invite them to admit that they would be horrified to hear of
hot water from the house system being used for cooking or tea.
The tank must be filled daily. A tap from the main placed immediately above the opening
only costs a few shillings to fix and saves fetching and carrying. If the cook forgets to fill the
tank, it cannot run dry. And even if it could nothing would happen. In 15,000 cases there has
never been an accident. To the prospect who is irretrievably nervous about bursting boilers
you can only offer to erect the Aga without a tank; go on to say that the construction of the
tank, with the business tap half way up, renders it incapable of being emptied. When the cook
finds the tap running dry she will fill up, safe in the knowledge that five gallons still remain
below tap level.
Every time cold water is poured in it falls to the bottom and the hot water comes up to the
top. In this way you never have to wait for hot water and the water is always fresh.
6. Appeal to Cooks
If there is a cook in the house, she is bound to have the casting vote over a new cooker. Butter
her up. Never go above her head. Before the sale and afterwards as a user a cook can be your
bitterest enemy or your best friend' she can poison a whole district or act as your secret
representative. The Aga will mean for her an extra hour in bed, and a kitchen as clean as a
drawing-room. Every cook who knows the Aga can get a good job at any time; but be careful
how you tell her this.. The Aga is cool to work at and will not burn her face. It will be reliable
and will never let her down. She will be able to bake rolls and scones before breakfast. She
will not have to scrub the kitchen floor so frequently. In a big house do not make the
unpardonable error of attributing to the cook the dirty work done by the kitchenmaid. All
kitchenmaids love the Aga, at any rate until they are dismissed as superfluous; even then they
can get a better job as cook in an Aga house.
Do not lead the cook to suppose that she will have to relearn her job.
7. Appeal to Men
When selling to men who employ a staff or whose wives do their cooking, make a discreet
appeal to their humane instincts. The Aga takes the slavery out of the kitchen work. It does
not cook the cook. It civilises live in the kitchen. It can be to women what their motor car is
to men. And compare prices. If you can work on this appeal to a man's better nature and
combine it with an appeal to his pocket and his belly, you cannot fail to secure an order.
Contentment in a house spreads from the cook outwards, and a discontented cook will turn a
house into a bedlam of grumbling. All men pray for peace below stairs and a house which
runs on oiled wheels; the Aga goes to the heart of the problem.
In summer the windows are left open and the Aga kitchen achieves an arctic coldness. And
does it not look cool?
Magically enough, the Aga also contrives to "air-condition" the kitchen. This advantage will
appeal with some force to factory owners, architects and others who understand that "air-
conditioning" is the modern way of talking about keeping a room well aired. Modern
cinemas, shops, and even express trains are air-conditioned. All coal-burning fires help to
change the air in a room while they are burning. The Aga always burns as it pumps out foul
air through the chimney and pulls fresh air into the kitchen. The Aga cook works in a fresh,
dry, warm atmosphere. The Aga kitchen is healthy and inimical to germs. In coal-range, gas,
electric or oil kitchens the temperature falls every night; when cooking begins again in the
morning steam condenses on the cold walls, and in time a layer of sticky dust and grime
accumulates everywhere. Food mildews, cereals lose crispness, salt cakes, and the kitchen
needs re-painting; the Aga kitchen is perennially cosy and knows not such abominations.
11. Wise-Cracking
The longer you talk to a prospect, the better, and you will not do this if you're a bore. Pepper
your talk with anecdote and jokes. Accumulate a repertoire of illustration. Above all, laugh
till you cry every time the prospect makes the joke about the Aga Khan. A deadly serious
demonstration is bound to fail. If you can't make a lady laugh, you certainly cannot maker
buy.
Heat is taken from the heat storage unit by metallic conduction to the various parts of the
cooker, in exactly the right quantities. Straight up to the very fast boiling plate, across to the
simmering plate and the roasting oven, across and down to the lower oven. The amount of
metal in each part of the cooker has been calculated so that the temperature is exactly right.
By virtue of the automatic damper, or the thermostat, the temperatures are constant.
The insulating lids on top of the hot plates are for keeping heat inside when the hot plates are
not in use. When cooking is in progress, these lids are open, cold things are put in the oven,
and heat us used up. But as soon as the lids are shut down, the heat immediately begins to
store up for the next lot of cooking. All through the night the heat is storing up for the next
day's cooking, and you know that when you come down to the cooker in the morning the
temperatures of every part will be exactly the same as they have been on the previous days.
DEFENSE
1. General Advice
The ideal to aim at is to make your attack so thorough that the enemy is incapable of counter-
attack, to pile up points in every round and to hand out a K.O. before the last gong; to
anticipate every objection without suggesting bogies. In practice, however, you must always
be faced soon or later with questions and objections which may indeed be taken as a sign that
the prospect's brain is in working order, and that she is conscientiously considering the AGA
as a practical proposition for herself. Some salesmen expound their subject academically, so
that at the end the prospect feels no more inclination to buy the AGA than she would to buy
the planet Jupiter after a broadcast from the Astronomer Royal. A talkative prospect is a good
thing. The dumb prospect is too often equally deaf.
To show that you are completely stumped on any point is fatal, for it stimulates the prospect
to attack, puts you on the defensive, and, worst of all, gives the impression that you do not
know your job. Know all the answers backwards without learning them by heart. Reply to
objections quietly and firmly; don't be too smart; return naturally to the attack.
If the prospect comes to trust you sufficiently, she may ask you in confidence to tell her what
the crab is. Play up and tell her a crab, but be certain that what you tell her will not have the
slightest adverse influence. Say, for instance, that orders are so plentiful delivery has been
difficult recently, that her family's appetite may double, that her pigs and hens will die of
starvation, that she may find cooking so attractive she never does anything else, that kettles
boil over as soon as her back is turned, that the cook will find time lies heavy on her hands,
that the neighbours will be jealous, and that every conceivable blessing in disguise will crowd
upon her. You can make a fine art of admitting crabs and scoring with them.
All the objections and answers that follow have continuations which will give you an
indication of the technique of returning to the lead. They are not cast-iron rules to be learnt by
heart and spouted automatically on every occasion. You will be able to develop and improve
on our suggestions.
2. Detailed Objections
"IT IS TOO BIG FOR MY KITCHEN."
Bolony always. It only looks big because it does not, like gas stoves, stand on legs. Make the
objection a pretext for going into the kitchen to measure, and ton continue the conversation
there. Among other advantages of selling in the kitchen is that the cook will be in earshot and
you can kill two birds with one stone. Continue : There is no danger of getting burned with an
Aga, so that it is possible to go right up to it. You have to give a range a very wide berth. You
can sit on the Aga. It is an uncommon kind of kitchen maid in that it does not get in your way.
The old-fashioned coke stove has admittedly brought coke into disrepute. But the Aga differs
from the old slow combustion stove as chalk from cheese.
CONTINUE: Coke is the cheapest fuel per heat unit. It is five times cheaper than gas at 9d. a
therm, and twelve times cheaper than electric current at 1d. a unit. The heat thus costs so little
that it accounts to some extent for the economy of the cooker. If you are asked why the Aga
cannot be made to work electrically, that is the answer. (It is worth while knowing the exact
rates at which gas and electricity are purveyed in your districts).
"I PREFER TURNING ON A TAP OR A SWITCH."
Fuelling the Aga is dustproof. Show in the Catalogue how the fuel is injected. It is easier and
quicker to inject coke once or twice a day than to turn switches and taps and wait for the heat.
Not in a super container with a good handle. It is easier to carry coke than to turn witches and
taps all day long and wait for heat.
CONTINUE: And think of all the heat you get for such infinitesimal trouble ...
"TOO MUCH WORK TO REMOVE ASHES AND CLINKER, AND THINK OF THE DUST."
Combustion is so complete that the ashes do not contain any soot and are as clean as toilet
powder. Ash removal with a special shovel every day or so is as simple a habit as brushing
your teeth. Combustion is so steady and controlled that slag and clinker are not produced.
CONTINUE: The combustion is complete and there is no waste. That explains why the cooker
gets away with only 7-lbs of coke a day.
"DOES THE FIRE OFTEN GO OUT ?"
The only possible causes for the fire going out is that the cook has forgotten to fill the barrel.
This may happen once or twice at first, but in a few days filling becomes a habit.
Even if the fire goes out it does not much matter , as the cooker stays hot enough to cook on
for at least twelve hours afterwards.
CONTINUE: This point illustrates the heat storage principle, always ready, always on duty ....
"IS THE AGA DIFFICULT TO LIGHT ?"
Fantastically easy. Light it exactly like any other fire only using charcoal instead of wood for
kindling. we give a lavish present of charcoal with the cooker, and this will last for many
lightings. Our fitter will show you all the dodges when he comes to erect the cooker.
CONTINUE: There are Agas which have been burning continuously for several years. There
is no reason on earth why they should not go on burning for several more ....
"DOES IT TAKE A TERRIBLE TIME TO GET HOT WHEN LIT FOR COLD ?"
No.. The top plates are hot in an hour or two and the ovens in two or three hours.
CONTINUE: If you go away for a weekend you fill up with anthracite. The cooker will then
burn for forty-eight hours after stoking, and will remain hot for seventy-two hours. You can
prolong your weekend all Monday as well and still return to a warm kitchen ...
"WILL MY CHIMNEY GIVE THE CORRECT DRAUGHT?"
If the old range has burnt well there is nothing to fear with the Aga.
CONTINUE: We come along and inspect your chimney to see that everything will be in order.
If we find anything wrong it is our policy to tell you so honestly and at once, so that the
appropriate remedy can be applied. We find honesty in these matters pays ourselves as well
as our customers. we are only too often accused of gross understatement in our advertising;
we prefer to leave exaggeration to Aga users, who represent a huge army of salesmen.
"CAN THE AGA SHARE A FLUE WITH AN INDEPENDENT BOILER?"
Yes. The only stipulation is that a damper must make it possible to shut off the boiler end of
the flue when the boiler is out of use. This is invariably the case anyway.
CONTINUE: We come along and inspect your kitchen and leave no stone unturned to make
the installation satisfactory beforehand. This policy obviates subsequent domestic upheaval
for our customers and saves ourselves money in the long run.
"CAN THE AGA GIVE OFF UNPLEASANT FUMES?"
The flue construction makes this quite impossible; a striking manifestation of the inventor's
genius. [You will some-times come across people with unfortunate gassing experiences of
closed stoves. Try to avoid the subject as it introduces the wrong atmosphere.]
CONTINUE: The extra air inlet is also a brilliant safety device to prevent overheating in the
event of the ashpit door being left open. The Aga is both fool-proof and knave-proof.
"CAN THE AGA MAKE TOAST?"
Extremely well. If you are in a showroom toast a piece. One Aga demonstrator recently made
toast for thirty school masters on one Cooker in twenty minutes, three pieces at a time. To the
prospect who has positive information that her neighbour's Aga makes toast like white tiles,
admit that the old Aga was rather weak in this regard; the present Cooker is so fast that it
toasts diabolically well.
The Cooking Oven holds seven saucepans and each hot plate holds three, making a total
capacity of 13 saucepans.. Cooks prefer to put their saucepans away in the Cooking Oven so
that they do not have to bother about them, and can concentrate on the job at hand.
CONTINUE: The Cooking Oven cuts out rush and flurry ...
"THE ROASTING OVEN IS TOO SMALL."
This objection should invariably be anticipated. The answer is given under ATTACK.
"HOW MADDENING NOT TO BE ABLE TO REGULATE THE ROASTING OVEN."
The answer to this objection is also given under Attack.
"DOES THE SMELL OF FOOD COOKING ON THE AGA PENETRATE ALL OVER THE
HOUSE?"
Nothing so impolite. The ovens ventilate direct into the flue so that all cooking smells are
dispersed up the chimney.
How different from ordinary ovens, which irresponsibly discharge their perfume into the
kitchen.
How dare you! Why do you think we call it a cooking oven? But keep your temper, and
explain that unlike the haybox the Aga oven is heated.
CONTINUE: Rush cooking breeds indigestion. Can your stomach cope with porridge cooked
in the ordinary way? Quite so.
"MY COOK MUST HAVE AN OPEN FIRE TO SIT BY."
Agreed. But not to cook on, any more than you would cook on your drawing-room fire. Is
there a servants' hall, or an independent boiler to sit by?
CONTINUE: The Aga kitchen is always warm, even first thing in the morning, without the
bother of laying and lighting a fire..
"CAN YOU HEAT RADIATORS?"
No. There are limits, you will be surprised to hear. The Aga principle of heat conservation is
the precise opposite of radiation.
CONTINUE: The Aga is itself a radiator and you will always have one warm room in the
house ...
"MY COOKER MUST HEAT THE BATH WATER AS WELL."
Explain that, as somebody with experience of heating engineering, you would strongly advise
one heat unit for cooking and another separate unit for hot water; to combine the two units
results inevitably in outrageous fuel consumption, and that kind of Victorian inefficiency
which means hot bath and cold oven, or hot oven and cold bath.
CONTINUE: The Aga is called a "Cooker." and, by heaven, that is what it is! Off you go
again on the cooking advantages.
"I HAVE HEARD OF SOMEBODY WHO IS DISSATISFIED."
Probably at second hand. These malicious reports are spread by jealous people who have not
got an Aga. Express grave concern and try to find out the name and address so that you can
rush away then and there to put matters right. In this way you will give the prospect a
foretaste of willing service.
CONTINUE: Do you know so-and-so, who has just put in an Aga? Go on mentioning all the
satisfied owners in the district until you find someone whose name is familiar to the prospect.
"HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO INSTALL?"
Generally one day for removing the old cooker or range, and one day for erecting the Aga.
We do not want to do your builder out of a job; he can attend to the preparatory work.
CONTINUE: Delivery can be obtained immediately, in spite of the flood of orders recently
received. We have just installed one for so-and-so. (Mention all the recent installations in the
district).
"MY COOK IS A PERFECT FOOL. SHE COULD NEVER MANAGE THE AGA."
Anyone who tolerates a fool in the kitchen is herself a dumb-bell. The Aga might have been
designed for fools-no tricky temperature regulations to worry about, no taps or switches to
remember to turn off, no temptation to suicide by self-ovening, no danger of any kind. Any
idiot can contract the habits-they become almost reflex actions-of semi-automatic stoking and
riddling. In two large hospitals the Aga are entirely managed by certified lunatics.
CONTINUE: The Aga turns a second-class cook into a first-class cook, and we have a special
department, run on the lines of a super domestic science school, to help users with their
cooking problems and, if necessary, to instruct cooks in the elemental details of Aga
management.
"I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE JUST AT PRESENT."
If it is summer, point out how cool the Aga would make the kitchen. If it is winter, how nice
it would be to have a warm kitchen.
CONTINUE: You lose money and miss good food every day you are without an Aga. How
can anybody afford not to own one?
"IMPROVEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE, YOU ADMIT. A BETTER MODEL MAY COME
OUT AND I MEAN TO WAIT AND SEE."
Improvements are in detail only and can normally be incorporated in earlier models.
Honestly, you know of no new model in the offing.
The Aga is not a fixture. You can take with you when you move. We make a small charge for
dismantling and re-erecting it in your new house.
CONTINUE: A great advantage of the Aga is its simplicity so far as installation is concerned
....
3. Competitors
Try and avoid being drawn into discussing competitive makes of cooker, as it introduces a
negative and defensive atmosphere. On no account sling mud-it can carry very little weight,
coming from you, and it will make the prospect distrust your integrity and dislike you. The
best way to tackle the problem is to find out all you possibly can about the merits, faults and
sales arguments of competitors, and then keep quiet about them. Profound knowledge of
other cookers will help you put your positive case for Aga more convincingly.
To the inveterate tap-fuel enthusiast - the gas and electricity maniac - argue the general
superiority of solid fuel appliances in their most modern development; their safety, reliability,
air-conditioning, simplicity, economy and so on. Gas and electricity are made from coal; why
not cut out the intermediate processes and burn the coal itself? Coal miners love the Aga. It
brings solid fuel back to pre-eminence as the cheapest, cleanest, and most labour-saving fuel.
One coal mine has actually installed an Aga in its own canteen.
If you are invited to give your opinion of any particular make of cooker, damn it with faint
praise. What you leave unsaid will kill.
4. Price DEFENSE
It pays to approach this subject off your own bat and in your own time, as described here.