Faking It

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faking it

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/54502336.

Rating: Mature
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: F/M
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Fred Weasley, Luna Lovegood/Harry Potter, Draco
Malfoy/Ginny Weasley, Theodore Nott/Ron Weasley
Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Harry Potter, Draco
Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, Theodore Nott
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, X3, Idiots in Love, Enemies to Lovers,
Friends to Lovers, Meddling, Mutual Pining, Denial of Feelings, Social
Media AU, Textfic
Language: English
Stats: Published: 2024-03-16 Updated: 2024-03-25 Words: 205 Chapters: 4/6
faking it
by violently_verbose

Summary

a rare pair mini(ish) soc med au

four couples
three fake relationships
two love triangles
what could go wrong?

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The Invite

you are hereby invited to the Weasenott’s wedding


my third best friend’s wedding
the second (fun) option:
enter Ron Weasley: bearer of bad news
and Fred Weasley: Hermione Granger’s best (?) option
a favor between friends…
a series of (not so) soft launches
Week One

one week later...


and Hermione is the first to break (though she’d never admit it)
drinny argument #56: compliments vs. insults
drinny argument #57: cannons vs. falcons
back to Fred Weasley: Hermione’s worst (?) option
yup. definitely her worst
the problem with luna lovegood
Week Two

another week later...


to: Theodore Nott’s entire inbox

subject: happy ron???


a punch in the right direction
drinny argument #128: the meaning of serious
drinny argument #129: the meaning of obsession
drinny argument #130: the meaning of formidable
Fred Weasley: Hermione Granger’s dove guy
and friend
and… maybe something more (?)
Week Three

proof of engagement
the aftermath
nothing good happens after 2 am
or 4 am
third best friend and last resort, Theodore Nott, offers up his services
and to (everyone’s) surprise, he ends up being helpful
drinny argument #135: sadist vs. masochist
drinny argument #136: wants vs. needs
is this pretend?
desperate times call for desperate measures (even if said measures are harry potter)
the first time harry potter wasn’t enough
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