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PR^ETERITA
T H E W H IT E H O U S E E D IT IO N OF JO H N R U SK IN
GENERAL EDITORS: JAMES S. DEARDEN AND MICHAEL WHEELER
PR^TERITA
Edited by
A. O. J. Cockshut
RYBURN PUBLISHING
K E E LE U N IV E R SIT Y PR E SS
Prt£terita first published 1885-89
and Dilecta 1886-1900
published by
Edinburgh University Press Ltd
22 George Square, Edinburgh
Copyright contributions
© respective contributors
INTRODUCTION xxv
PRiETERITA.
VOLUME I.
I. OF AGE. 187
III. CU M ^. 215
X. CROSSMOUNT. 324
VOLUME III.
DILECTA. 451
* See James S. Dearden, Ruskin, Bembridge and Brantwood: The Growth o f the
Whitehouse Collection (Keele, Ryburn Publishing, 1994), for a detailed illus
trated history.
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X PRyETERITA
XI
xii P R ^TE RITA
Meanwhile, once the whole of the first and second volumes of the
first edition had been published in Parts, each was issued as a bound
volume: I in 1886 (second edition in two forms, 1886 and 1900), II in
1887 (second edition 1900). Volume III was not issued bound until after
Ruskin’s death in 1900, and it included Dilecta.
Dilecta: Correspondence, Diary Notes, and Extracts fro m Books,
illustrating P rater it a, was planned on an extensive scale by Ruskin as a
supplementary volume, but only two Parts (in similar format to
P raterita) were originally issued (1886 and 1887, 2,000 copies). A third
Part was published in 1900 after Ruskin’s death, although it was
prepared for the press by him. This Part included an Index to P raterita
and Dilecta. Large-paper copies of Dilecta were also issued in 1900, so
that purchasers of the large-paper Praterita could complete their sets of
the combined book.
Further editions and foreign language translations of Praterita have
been published in the twentieth century, but despite being one of
Ruskin’s most popular books it has gone through fewer editions than
many of his other books. The major edition is volume XXXV (1908) of
Cook and Wedderburn’s Library Edition (q.v.). Cook and Wedderburn’s
policy was to base their edition on the last version of the text that Ruskin
saw. Cook states in his Introduction that the ‘Text of P raterita has been
carefully revised for this edition, and some passages, of which the
meaning has hitherto been obscured by misprints or mistakes, have been
made intelligible’ (p. lxxvii; cf. pp. xc-xci). They provide a list of ‘Variae
Lectiones’, explaining that ‘the variations in the text between editions of
P raterita hitherto published are very few’. Ruskin himself made a few
corrections as follows (page references are to the present edition):
maternal grandfather, ‘maternal’ inserted before ‘grandfather’. This suggests
that it may have been editorially removed from an intermediate edition,
since it is present in the first edition (page 8).
molestat: replaced with ‘molesta est’ (page 219).
insight: ‘even’ inserted after ‘insight’ (page 290).
fortune: Ruskin struck out the ‘and’ which followed ‘fortune’ (page 425).
Of Cook and Wedderburn’s other variants, the most significant are:
Munro: corrected to ‘Monro’ (page 25).
a helpful law: was a misprint for ‘and helpful law’ (page 30).
Tweeddale: ‘Tweedale’ corrected to ‘Tweddale’. Neither actually corresponds
to ‘Tweeddale’ as found in the original edition (page 45).
Elspeth: corrected to ‘Elizabeth’ (page 47).
D. Andrews: the ‘D.’ corrected to ‘E.’ (page 53).
BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE xiii
The Whitehouse Edition P m terita follows the first edition, including all
misprints. A dagger (f) indicates an editorial explanatory note. Ruskin’s
own notes appear as footnotes.
M. D.W.
CHRONOLOGY*
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CHRONOLOGY
1824 Byron d.
1825 Coleridge, Aids to Reflection; Fuseli d.; Furnivall b.
1826 Flaxmand.
1827 Blake d.; W. Holman Hunt b.; University of London founded;
Keble, The Christian Year
1828 D. G. Rossetti b.; Howley Archbishop of Canterbury; Euphemia
(‘Effie’) Gray b.; Jan., Wellington (Cons.) PM
1829 Roman Catholic emancipation legislation; J. E. Millais b.; Turner,
Ulysses D eriding Polyphemus (P)
1830 Accession of William IV; Liverpool and Manchester Railway;
French ‘Revolution of July’; Tennyson, Poems, Chiefly Lyrical,
Lyell, Principles o f Geology (-1833); A. Hughes, C. Rossetti,
Inchbold b.; Nov., Grey (Whig) PM
1831 Darwin’s voyage on Beagle (-1836); Brett b.
1832 Reform Act; Morse invents telegraph; Scott, Goethe d.; George
Allen b.
1833 Factory Act (‘Children’s Charter’); Oxford Movement launched;
Great Western Railway begins; Carlyle, Sartor Resartus (-1834);
Burne-Jones b.
1834 Abolition of slavery in British dominions; Poor Law Amendment
Act; Coleridge d.; Morris b.; Jul, Melbourne (Whig) PM; Nov.,
Wellington (Cons.) PM; Dec., Peel (Cons.) PM
1835 Fox Talbot’s first photographs; Turner, The B urning o f the Houses
o f Lords and Commons (P); Apr., Melbourne (Whig) PM
1836 First railway in London; Pugin, Contrasts', Rio, De la Poesie
Chretienne; Dickens, Pickwick Papers (-1837); Turner, Ju liet and
h er Nurse (P)
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XVI PR ^TE RITA
1841 takes cure at Leamington Spa; writes The K ing o f the Golden R iver
for Euphemia (‘Effie’) Gray
1842 honorary double fourth at Oxford; family moves to 163 Denmark
Hill, near Camberwell
1843 term at Oxford; drops plan to take Holy Orders; M odem Painters
vol.I
1844 Switzerland, France
1845 France, Switzerland and Italy without parents; first sees Tinto
rettos
1846 repeats tour with parents; M odem Painters vol. II
1851 The Stones o f Venice vol. I; Examples o f the A rchitecture o f Venice; P re-
Raphaelitism; The K ing o f the Golden R iver; Notes on the Construction
o f Sheepfolds; long winter in Venice (-1852)
1852 in summer settles at 30 Herne Hill
1852 Dickens, Bleak House (-1853); Martin, The Great Day o f His Wrath
(P); Pugin d.; Derby (Cons.), Dec, Aberdeen (Coalition) PM
1853 W. Holman Hunt, The Light o f the World (P); Maurice, Theological
Essays
1854 Crimean War (-1856); Pius IX defines Immaculate Conception
of BVM; Working M en’s College, London, founded; Gaskell,
xviii PR ^TE RITA
1855 Notes on the Royal Academy (annually, -1859, and 1875); takes cure
at Tunbridge Wells; meets C. E. Norton
1856 M odem Painters vols III and IV; The Harbours o f England', France,
Switzerland; meets John Simon
1857 The Political Economy o f A n; The Elements o f D rawing; arranges
Turner Bequest (-1858)
1860 M odem Painters vol. V; Savoy; Unto this Last serialization stopped
in Com hill (book, 1862); friendship with Carlyle deepens
1861 several tours; suffers from depression; thinks of settling in Savoy
1864 death of father, John James, who leaves him a fortune; cousin
Joan Agnew (later Severn) to Denmark Hill
1865 member of Governor Eyre defence committee; Sesame and Lilies;
Cestus o f Aglaia (-1866)
1869 The Flamboyant A rchitecture o f the Somme; The Queen o f the Air;
Switzerland, Italy; ‘discovers’ Carpaccio; elected first Slade Pro
fessor of Fine Art, Oxford
1870 lectures on ‘Verona and its Rivers’ (pub. 1894); (Oxford) Lectures
on Art; Switzerland, Italy
1879 Electric bulb invented; Afghan and Zulu wars; Ibsen, A Doll's House
1880 Burne-Jones, The Golden Stairs (P); Shorthouse, John Inglesant;
George Eliot d.; Apr., Gladstone (Lib.) PM
‘No, it is not for Praterita that I leave the clouds. That gave me no
trouble; though now I have no heart to go on with it - what is already
written may be printed as it stands.’ 1 So Ruskin wrote on 25 September
1885, unaware that he would complete twenty-five further chapters of
his fragmentary autobiography. He was already subject to violent
oscillations of feeling, afraid of madness, while writing pages that the
reader finds lucid and methodical. The first three chapters were issued
in the month (July 1885) when he suffered severe, though intermittent,
attacks of madness; and as J. D. Rosenberg finely says: ‘The resolution
of tension achieved in Pr<eterita was, paradoxically, the product of the
very madness which forced Ruskin to abandon the book’.2 In his middle
years he had become ever more passionate, and more extreme and
provocative in writing. But now he feared himself; and he was
determined to be calm.
The luxuriance of his style, the dazzling grandeur of his imagery, had
impressed his readers ever since the publication of M odem Painters
(1843-60), The Seven Lamps o f A rchitecture (1849) and The Stones o f Venice
(1851-53). Frederic Harrison spoke for them all when he wrote:
When he bursts the bounds of fine taste, and pelts us with perfumed
flowers till we almost faint under their odour and their blaze of
colour, it is because he is himself intoxicated with the joy of his
blossoming thoughts, and would force some of his divine afflatus into
our souls.3
But now he curbed his Asiatic prose, and wrote in short, simple
sentences. Naturally, the first readers, seeing this, were slow to notice
exceptions. Passages of calm narrative may be interrupted with imagina
tive phrases like, ‘the pines swept round the horizon with the dark
infinitude of ocean’4 or with brief reversions to an earlier ornate style:
I had all Rome before me; towers, cupolas, cypresses, and palaces
mingled in every possible grouping; a light Decemberish mist, mixed
with the slightest vestige of wood smoke, hovering between the
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“You mean a goof?” I queried, wondering how she could have
penetrated the unhappy man’s secret.
“No, a goop. A goop is a man who’s in love with a girl and won’t
tell her so. I am as certain as I am of anything that Ferdinand is fond
of me.”
“Your instinct is unerring. He has just been confiding in me on that
very point.”
“Well, why doesn’t he confide in me, the poor fish?” cried the high-
spirited girl, petulantly flicking a pebble at a passing grasshopper. “I
can’t be expected to fling myself into his arms unless he gives some
sort of a hint that he’s ready to catch me.”
“Would it help if I were to repeat to him the substance of this
conversation of ours?”
“If you breathe a word of it, I’ll never speak to you again,” she
cried. “I’d rather die an awful death than have any man think I
wanted him so badly that I had to send relays of messengers
begging him to marry me.”
I saw her point.
“Then I fear,” I said, gravely, “that there is nothing to be done. One
can only wait and hope. It may be that in the years to come
Ferdinand Dibble will acquire a nice lissom, wristy swing, with the
head kept rigid and the right leg firmly braced and—”
“What are you talking about?”
“I was toying with the hope that some sunny day Ferdinand Dibble
would cease to be a goof.”
“You mean a goop?”
“No, a goof. A goof is a man who—” And I went on to explain the
peculiar psychological difficulties which lay in the way of any
declaration of affection on Ferdinand’s part.
“But I never heard of anything so ridiculous in my life,” she
ejaculated. “Do you mean to say that he is waiting till he is good at
golf before he asks me to marry him?”
“It is not quite so simple as that,” I said sadly. “Many bad golfers
marry, feeling that a wife’s loving solicitude may improve their game.
But they are rugged, thick-skinned men, not sensitive and
introspective, like Ferdinand. Ferdinand has allowed himself to
become morbid. It is one of the chief merits of golf that non-success
at the game induces a certain amount of decent humility, which
keeps a man from pluming himself too much on any petty triumphs
he may achieve in other walks of life; but in all things there is a
happy mean, and with Ferdinand this humility has gone too far. It has
taken all the spirit out of him. He feels crushed and worthless. He is
grateful to caddies when they accept a tip instead of drawing
themselves up to their full height and flinging the money in his face.”
“Then do you mean that things have got to go on like this for
ever?”
I thought for a moment.
“It is a pity,” I said, “that you could not have induced Ferdinand to
go to Marvis Bay for a month or two.”
“Why?”
“Because it seems to me, thinking the thing over, that it is just
possible that Marvis Bay might cure him. At the hotel there he would
find collected a mob of golfers—I used the term in its broadest
sense, to embrace the paralytics and the men who play left-handed
—whom even he would be able to beat. When I was last at Marvis
Bay, the hotel links were a sort of Sargasso Sea into which had
drifted all the pitiful flotsam and jetsam of golf. I have seen things
done on that course at which I shuddered and averted my eyes—
and I am not a weak man. If Ferdinand can polish up his game so as
to go round in a fairly steady hundred and five, I fancy there is hope.
But I understand he is not going to Marvis Bay.”
“Oh yes, he is,” said the girl.
“Indeed! He did not tell me that when we were talking just now.”
“He didn’t know it then. He will when I have had a few words with
him.”
And she walked with firm steps back into the club-house.
It has been well said that there are many kinds of golf, beginning
at the top with the golf of professionals and the best amateurs and
working down through the golf of ossified men to that of Scotch
University professors. Until recently this last was looked upon as the
lowest possible depth; but nowadays, with the growing popularity of
summer hotels, we are able to add a brand still lower, the golf you
find at places like Marvis Bay.
To Ferdinand Dibble, coming from a club where the standard of
play was rather unusually high, Marvis Bay was a revelation, and for
some days after his arrival there he went about dazed, like a man
who cannot believe it is really true. To go out on the links at this
summer resort was like entering a new world. The hotel was full of
stout, middle-aged men, who, after a misspent youth devoted to
making money, had taken to a game at which real proficiency can
only be acquired by those who start playing in their cradles and keep
their weight down. Out on the course each morning you could see
representatives of every nightmare style that was ever invented.
There was the man who seemed to be attempting to deceive his ball
and lull it into a false security by looking away from it and then
making a lightning slash in the apparent hope of catching it off its
guard. There was the man who wielded his mid-iron like one killing
snakes. There was the man who addressed his ball as if he were
stroking a cat, the man who drove as if he were cracking a whip, the
man who brooded over each shot like one whose heart is bowed
down by bad news from home, and the man who scooped with his
mashie as if he were ladling soup. By the end of the first week
Ferdinand Dibble was the acknowledged champion of the place. He
had gone through the entire menagerie like a bullet through a cream
puff.
First, scarcely daring to consider the possibility of success, he had
taken on the man who tried to catch his ball off its guard and had
beaten him five up and four to play. Then, with gradually growing
confidence, he tackled in turn the Cat-Stroker, the Whip-Cracker, the
Heart Bowed Down, and the Soup-Scooper, and walked all over their
faces with spiked shoes. And as these were the leading local
amateurs, whose prowess the octogenarians and the men who went
round in bath-chairs vainly strove to emulate, Ferdinand Dibble was
faced on the eighth morning of his visit by the startling fact that he
had no more worlds to conquer. He was monarch of all he surveyed,
and, what is more, had won his first trophy, the prize in the great
medal-play handicap tournament, in which he had nosed in ahead of
the field by two strokes, edging out his nearest rival, a venerable old
gentleman, by means of a brilliant and unexpected four on the last
hole. The prize was a handsome pewter mug, about the size of the
old oaken bucket, and Ferdinand used to go to his room immediately
after dinner to croon over it like a mother over her child.
You are wondering, no doubt, why, in these circumstances, he did
not take advantage of the new spirit of exhilarated pride which had
replaced his old humility and instantly propose to Barbara Medway. I
will tell you. He did not propose to Barbara because Barbara was not
there. At the last moment she had been detained at home to nurse a
sick parent and had been compelled to postpone her visit for a
couple of weeks. He could, no doubt, have proposed in one of the
daily letters which he wrote to her, but somehow, once he started
writing, he found that he used up so much space describing his best
shots on the links that day that it was difficult to squeeze in a
declaration of undying passion. After all, you can hardly cram that
sort of thing into a postscript.
He decided, therefore, to wait till she arrived, and meanwhile
pursued his conquering course. The longer he waited the better, in
one way, for every morning and afternoon that passed was adding
new layers to his self-esteem. Day by day in every way he grew
chestier and chestier.
How sad it is in this life that the moment to which we have looked
forward with the most glowing anticipation so often turns out on
arrival, flat, cold, and disappointing. For ten days Barbara Medway
had been living for that meeting with Ferdinand, when, getting out of
the train, she would see him popping about on the horizon with the
love-light sparkling in his eyes and words of devotion trembling on
his lips. The poor girl never doubted for an instant that he would
unleash his pent-up emotions inside the first five minutes, and her
only worry was lest he should give an embarrassing publicity to the
sacred scene by falling on his knees on the station platform.
“Well, here I am at last,” she cried gaily.
“Hullo!” said Ferdinand, with a twisted smile.
The girl looked at him, chilled. How could she know that his
peculiar manner was due entirely to the severe attack of cold feet
resultant upon his meeting with George Parsloe that morning? The
interpretation which she placed upon it was that he was not glad to
see her. If he had behaved like this before, she would, of course,
have put it down to ingrowing goofery, but now she had his written
statements to prove that for the last ten days his golf had been one
long series of triumphs.
“I got your letters,” she said, persevering bravely.
“I thought you would,” said Ferdinand, absently.
“You seem to have been doing wonders.”
“Yes.”
There was a silence.
“Have a nice journey?” said Ferdinand.
“Very,” said Barbara.
She spoke coldly, for she was madder than a wet hen. She saw it
all now. In the ten days since they had parted, his love, she realised,
had waned. Some other girl, met in the romantic surroundings of this
picturesque resort, had supplanted her in his affections. She knew
how quickly Cupid gets off the mark at a summer hotel, and for an
instant she blamed herself for ever having been so ivory-skulled as
to let him come to this place alone. Then regret was swallowed up in
wrath, and she became so glacial that Ferdinand, who had been on
the point of telling her the secret of his gloom, retired into his shell
and conversation during the drive to the hotel never soared above a
certain level. Ferdinand said the sunshine was nice and Barbara said
yes, it was nice, and Ferdinand said it looked pretty on the water,
and Barbara said yes, it did look pretty on the water, and Ferdinand
said he hoped it was not going to rain, and Barbara said yes, it would
be a pity if it rained. And then there was another lengthy silence.
“How is my uncle?” asked Barbara at last.
I omitted to mention that the individual to whom I have referred as
the Cat-Stroker was Barbara’s mother’s brother, and her host at
Marvis Bay.
“Your uncle?”
“His name is Tuttle. Have you met him?”
“Oh yes. I’ve seen a good deal of him. He has got a friend staying
with him,” said Ferdinand, his mind returning to the matter nearest
his heart. “A fellow named Parsloe.”
“Oh, is George Parsloe here? How jolly!”
“Do you know him?” barked Ferdinand, hollowly. He would not
have supposed that anything could have added to his existing
depression, but he was conscious now of having slipped a few rungs
farther down the ladder of gloom. There had been a horribly joyful
ring in her voice. Ah, well, he reflected morosely, how like life it all
was! We never know what the morrow may bring forth. We strike a
good patch and are beginning to think pretty well of ourselves, and
along comes a George Parsloe.
“Of course I do,” said Barbara. “Why, there he is.”
The cab had drawn up at the door of the hotel, and on the porch
George Parsloe was airing his graceful person. To Ferdinand’s
fevered eye he looked like a Greek god, and his inferiority complex
began to exhibit symptoms of elephantiasis. How could he compete
at love or golf with a fellow who looked as if he had stepped out of
the movies and considered himself off his drive when he did a
hundred and eighty yards?
“Geor-gee!” cried Barbara, blithely. “Hullo, George!”
“Why, hullo, Barbara!”
They fell into pleasant conversation, while Ferdinand hung
miserably about in the offing. And presently, feeling that his society
was not essential to their happiness, he slunk away.
George Parsloe dined at the Cat-Stroker’s table that night, and it
was with George Parsloe that Barbara roamed in the moonlight after
dinner. Ferdinand, after a profitless hour at the billiard-table, went
early to his room. But not even the rays of the moon, glinting on his
cup, could soothe the fever in his soul. He practised putting sombrely
into his tooth-glass for a while; then, going to bed, fell at last into a
troubled sleep.
Barbara slept late the next morning and breakfasted in her room.
Coming down towards noon, she found a strange emptiness in the
hotel. It was her experience of summer hotels that a really fine day
like this one was the cue for half the inhabitants to collect in the
lounge, shut all the windows, and talk about conditions in the jute
industry. To her surprise, though the sun was streaming down from a
cloudless sky, the only occupant of the lounge was the octogenarian
with the ear-trumpet. She observed that he was chuckling to himself
in a senile manner.
“Good morning,” she said, politely, for she had made his
acquaintance on the previous evening.
“Hey?” said the octogenarian, suspending his chuckling and
getting his trumpet into position.
“I said ‘Good morning!’” roared Barbara into the receiver.
“Hey?”
“Good morning!”
“Ah! Yes, it’s a very fine morning, a very fine morning. If it wasn’t
for missing my bun and glass of milk at twelve sharp,” said the
octogenarian, “I’d be down on the links. That’s where I’d be, down on
the links. If it wasn’t for missing my bun and glass of milk.”
This refreshment arriving at this moment he dismantled the radio
outfit and began to restore his tissues.
“Watching the match,” he explained, pausing for a moment in his
bun-mangling.
“What match?”
The octogenarian sipped his milk.
“What match?” repeated Barbara.
“Hey?”
“What match?”
The octogenarian began to chuckle again and nearly swallowed a
crumb the wrong way.
“Take some of the conceit out of him,” he gurgled.
“Out of who?” asked Barbara, knowing perfectly well that she
should have said “whom.”
“Yes,” said the octogenarian.
“Who is conceited?”
“Ah! This young fellow, Dibble. Very conceited. I saw it in his eye
from the first, but nobody would listen to me. Mark my words, I said,
that boy needs taking down a peg or two. Well, he’s going to be this
morning. Your uncle wired to young Parsloe to come down, and he’s
arranged a match between them. Dibble—” Here the octogenarian
choked again and had to rinse himself out with milk, “Dibble doesn’t
know that Parsloe once went round in ninety-four!”
“What?”
Everything seemed to go black to Barbara. Through a murky mist
she appeared to be looking at a negro octogenarian, sipping ink.
Then her eyes cleared, and she found herself clutching for support at
the back of the chair. She understood now. She realised why
Ferdinand had been so distrait, and her whole heart went out to him
in a spasm of maternal pity. How she had wronged him!
“Take some of the conceit out of him,” the octogenarian was
mumbling, and Barbara felt a sudden sharp loathing for the old man.
For two pins she could have dropped a beetle in his milk. Then the
need for action roused her. What action? She did not know. All she
knew was that she must act.
“Oh!” she cried.
“Hey?” said the octogenarian, bringing his trumpet to the ready.
But Barbara had gone.
It was not far to the links, and Barbara covered the distance on
flying feet. She reached the club-house, but the course was empty
except for the Scooper, who was preparing to drive off the first tee. In
spite of the fact that something seemed to tell her subconsciously
that this was one of the sights she ought not to miss, the girl did not
wait to watch. Assuming that the match had started soon after
breakfast, it must by now have reached one of the holes on the
second nine. She ran down the hill, looking to left and right, and was
presently aware of a group of spectators clustered about a green in
the distance. As she hurried towards them they moved away, and
now she could see Ferdinand advancing to the next tee. With a thrill
that shook her whole body she realised that he had the honour. So
he must have won one hole, at any rate. Then she saw her uncle.
“How are they?” she gasped.
Mr. Tuttle seemed moody. It was apparent that things were not
going altogether to his liking.
“All square at the fifteenth,” he replied, gloomily.
“All square!”
“Yes. Young Parsloe,” said Mr. Tuttle with a sour look in the
direction of that lissom athlete, “doesn’t seem to be able to do a thing
right on the greens. He has been putting like a sheep with the botts.”
From the foregoing remark of Mr. Tuttle you will, no doubt, have
gleaned at least a clue to the mystery of how Ferdinand Dibble had
managed to hold his long-driving adversary up to the fifteenth green,
but for all that you will probably consider that some further
explanation of this amazing state of affairs is required. Mere bad
putting on the part of George Parsloe is not, you feel, sufficient to
cover the matter entirely. You are right. There was another very
important factor in the situation—to wit, that by some extraordinary
chance Ferdinand Dibble had started right off from the first tee,
playing the game of a lifetime. Never had he made such drives,
never chipped his chip so shrewdly.
About Ferdinand’s driving there was as a general thing a fatal
stiffness and over-caution which prevented success. And with his
chip-shots he rarely achieved accuracy owing to his habit of rearing
his head like the lion of the jungle just before the club struck the ball.
But to-day he had been swinging with a careless freedom, and his
chips had been true and clean. The thing had puzzled him all the
way round. It had not elated him, for, owing to Barbara’s aloofness
and the way in which she had gambolled about George Parsloe like
a young lamb in the springtime, he was in too deep a state of
dejection to be elated by anything. And now, suddenly, in a flash of
clear vision, he perceived the reason why he had been playing so
well to-day. It was just because he was not elated. It was simply
because he was so profoundly miserable.
That was what Ferdinand told himself as he stepped off the
sixteenth, after hitting a screamer down the centre of the fairway,
and I am convinced that he was right. Like so many indifferent
golfers, Ferdinand Dibble had always made the game hard for
himself by thinking too much. He was a deep student of the works of
the masters, and whenever he prepared to play a stroke he had a
complete mental list of all the mistakes which it was possible to
make. He would remember how Taylor had warned against dipping
the right shoulder, how Vardon had inveighed against any movement
of the head; he would recall how Ray had mentioned the tendency to
snatch back the club, how Braid had spoken sadly of those who sin
against their better selves by stiffening the muscles and heaving.
The consequence was that when, after waggling in a frozen
manner till mere shame urged him to take some definite course of
action, he eventually swung, he invariably proceeded to dip his right
shoulder, stiffen his muscles, heave, and snatch back the club, at the
same time raising his head sharply as in the illustrated plate (“Some
Frequent Faults of Beginners—No. 3—Lifting the Bean”) facing page
thirty-four of James Braid’s Golf Without Tears. To-day he had been
so preoccupied with his broken heart that he had made his shots
absently, almost carelessly, with the result that at least one in every
three had been a lallapaloosa.
Meanwhile, George Parsloe had driven off and the match was
progressing. George was feeling a little flustered by now. He had
been given to understand that this bird Dibble was a hundred-at-his-
best man, and all the way round the fellow had been reeling off fives
in great profusion, and had once actually got a four. True, there had
been an occasional six, and even a seven, but that did not alter the
main fact that the man was making the dickens of a game of it. With
the haughty spirit of one who had once done a ninety-four, George
Parsloe had anticipated being at least three up at the turn. Instead of
which he had been two down, and had to fight strenuously to draw
level.
Nevertheless, he drove steadily and well, and would certainly have
won the hole had it not been for his weak and sinful putting. The
same defect caused him to halve the seventeenth, after being on in
two, with Ferdinand wandering in the desert and only reaching the
green with his fourth. Then, however, Ferdinand holed out from a
distance of seven yards, getting a five; which George’s three putts
just enabled him to equal.
Barbara had watched the proceedings with a beating heart. At first
she had looked on from afar; but now, drawn as by a magnet, she
approached the tee. Ferdinand was driving off. She held her breath.
Ferdinand held his breath. And all around one could see their
respective breaths being held by George Parsloe, Mr. Tuttle, and the
enthralled crowd of spectators. It was a moment of the acutest
tension, and it was broken by the crack of Ferdinand’s driver as it
met the ball and sent it hopping along the ground for a mere thirty
yards. At this supreme crisis in the match Ferdinand Dibble had
topped.
George Parsloe teed up his ball. There was a smile of quiet
satisfaction on his face. He snuggled the driver in his hands, and
gave it a preliminary swish. This, felt George Parsloe, was where the
happy ending came. He could drive as he had never driven before.
He would so drive that it would take his opponent at least three shots
to catch up with him. He drew back his club with infinite caution,
poised it at the top of the swing—
“I always wonder—” said a clear, girlish voice, ripping the silence
like the explosion of a bomb.
George Parsloe started. His club wobbled. It descended. The ball
trickled into the long grass in front of the tee. There was a grim
pause.
“You were saying, Miss Medway—” said George Parsloe, in a
small, flat voice.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said Barbara. “I’m afraid I put you off.”
“A little, perhaps. Possibly the merest trifle. But you were saying
you wondered about something. Can I be of any assistance?”
“I was only saying,” said Barbara, “that I always wonder why tees
are called tees.”
George Parsloe swallowed once or twice. He also blinked a little
feverishly. His eyes had a dazed, staring expression.
“I’m afraid I cannot tell you off-hand,” he said, “but I will make a
point of consulting some good encyclopædia at the earliest
opportunity.”
“Thank you so much.”
“Not at all. It will be a pleasure. In case you were thinking of
inquiring at the moment when I am putting why greens are called
greens, may I venture the suggestion now that it is because they are
green?”
And, so saying, George Parsloe stalked to his ball and found it
nestling in the heart of some shrub of which, not being a botanist, I
cannot give you the name. It was a close-knit, adhesive shrub, and it
twined its tentacles so loving around George Parsloe’s niblick that he
missed his first shot altogether. His second made the ball rock, and
his third dislodged it. Playing a full swing with his brassie and being
by now a mere cauldron of seething emotions he missed his fourth.
His fifth came to within a few inches of Ferdinand’s drive, and he
picked it up and hurled it from him into the rough as if it had been
something venomous.
“Your hole and match,” said George Parsloe, thinly.
The summer day was drawing to a close. Over the terrace outside
the club-house the chestnut trees threw long shadows, and such
bees as still lingered in the flower-beds had the air of tired business
men who are about ready to shut up the office and go off to dinner
and a musical comedy. The Oldest Member, stirring in his favourite
chair, glanced at his watch and yawned.
As he did so, from the neighbourhood of the eighteenth green,
hidden from his view by the slope of the ground, there came
suddenly a medley of shrill animal cries, and he deduced that some
belated match must just have reached a finish. His surmise was
correct. The babble of voices drew nearer, and over the brow of the
hill came a little group of men. Two, who appeared to be the
ringleaders in the affair, were short and stout. One was cheerful and
the other dejected. The rest of the company consisted of friends and
adherents; and one of these, a young man who seemed to be
amused, strolled to where the Oldest Member sat.
“What,” inquired the Sage, “was all the shouting for?”
The young man sank into a chair and lighted a cigarette.
“Perkins and Broster,” he said, “were all square at the
seventeenth, and they raised the stakes to fifty pounds. They were
both on the green in seven, and Perkins had a two-foot putt to halve
the match. He missed it by six inches. They play pretty high, those
two.”
“It is a curious thing,” said the Oldest Member, “that men whose
golf is of a kind that makes hardened caddies wince always do. The
more competent a player, the smaller the stake that contents him. It
is only when you get down into the submerged tenth of the golfing
world that you find the big gambling. However, I would not call fifty