Shortcomings 2023
Shortcomings 2023
Screenplay by
Adrian Tomine
MARTIN
Well, Mrs. Wong, thank you for
inquiring about the availability of
our penthouse suite. I’ve reviewed
your application, and
unfortunately...
MARTIN (cont’d)
Me no like-ee.
Through the glass doors, MR. WONG (30s, Asian), her handsome,
well-dressed husband waits outside, smoking a cigarette.
MRS. WONG
(to Martin)
I’d like to inform you that my
husband has just purchased this
building. An email confirming said
purchase should be arriving in your
inbox presently.
MARTIN
Yes, Mrs. Wong!
MRS. WONG
Now if you wouldn’t mind, could you
please attend to the overflowing
trash bin out front?
MARTIN
Right away, Mrs. Wong!
2.
MR. WONG
Happy birthday, Mrs. Wong.
MRS. WONG
I thought you said money can’t buy
happiness.
MR. WONG
You be the judge of that.
RAMON
Everyone, I’d like you to meet one
of our incredible co-organizers,
Miko Higashi.
MIKO
Oh, and this is my boyfriend Ben.
BEN
Sorry, I’m just...recovering.
RAMON
(to Ben and Miko)
Wasn’t that amazing?
MIKO
Yes!
RAMON
(to Ben)
Look, bruh, I know it’s a little
glossy, but it’s OURS!
(to everyone)
Right? That’s US, baby!
MIKO
So what did you think?
BEN
Well, Ms. Higashi. After some
careful consideration of the film,
I regret to inform you that...
BEN (cont’d)
Me no like-ee.
4.
MIKO
(laughing)
I know, I know. But as a community,
we’ve waited a long time to see
ourselves reflected in a--
BEN
...In a garish, mainstream rom-com
that...that glorifies a
capitalistic fantasy of vindication
through wealth and--
MIKO
Okay! I know it wasn’t exactly your
thing, but that’s not the point.
The cultural impact--
BEN
That’s completely the point!
MIKO
I guess I thought you might be able
to see the bigger picture. Like,
beyond your own snobby tastes.
BEN
You thought I could do that? Have
we just met?
Miko laughs.
MIKO
Look, the reviews have been
incredible, it’s gonna be a massive
hit, and that’s what makes it
great.
BEN
Wow.
MIKO
It’s a game-changer, okay? And now
if some Asian American filmmaker
wants to make a movie that’s more
your style--something “cooler” or
more real or whatever--and they’re
suddenly able to get funding, they
should get down on their knees and
bow down to that garish, mainstream
hit that cleared the way for them.
BEN
I’m not criticizing you. Or the
festival! I’m just expressing my
opinion about this particular
movie, but--
MIKO
Well, you could’ve at least faked
it a little bit with Ramon. The way
you reacted when he asked what you
thought of it...god, I wanted to
die.
BEN
(laughing)
It’s good for him! He should hear a
range of responses, for once.
MIKO
Well, who are you to criticize?
BEN
What’s that supposed to mean?
MIKO
Sorry. That wasn’t...Look, if you
didn’t like the movie, that’s fine.
I just don’t understand why you
have to be so--
BEN
Because it’s depressing to see a
room full of people lose their
minds over a movie just because of
”representation” or whatever.
MIKO
How about the possibility that they
also just really enjoyed the movie?
BEN
Well, that’s even more depressing!
6.
MIKO
Wow. You are a piece of work...
A7 OPENING TITLES A7
Ben sits across the table from his best friend, a young
Korean-American woman. This is ALICE (late 20s, glasses).
BEN
I can’t even do it justice. I’m
still having like, aftershock
cringes.
ALICE
Really? I heard it’s great--
BEN
The entire theater was going
insane! It looked like a med school
graduation ceremony.
ALICE
(laughs)
Well, I’m sure Miko really
appreciated your in-depth critique.
BEN
What am I gonna do? Suddenly act
like my judgment is as clouded as
hers? I mean, she didn’t give a
shit about any of this...
community... political...whatever
when I met her, so it’s--
NINA
Okay, I’ve got a club with fries
and a tofu scramble crepe.
ALICE
That’s me. I like your hair.
7.
NINA
Really? For some reason I thought
it would be a good idea to get
drunk and cut it myself last night.
NINA (cont’d)
I should go get it fixed.
BEN
(to waitress)
Can I--
ALICE
No way! I should get you to cut my
hair sometime.
BEN
Sorry, but can I get some--
ALICE
We can get drunk first if it’ll
help.
Nina laughs.
BEN
Ketchup! Can I please get some
ketchup.
NINA
(to Ben)
Sure. I’ll be right back with that.
(to Alice, warmly)
Let me know if you need anything
else.
ALICE
I will.
BEN
Do you know her?
ALICE
Not yet.
ALICE (cont’d)
Okay, so she’s gotten a little more
politically-minded. That’s good!
(MORE)
8.
ALICE (cont’d)
I don’t get why it’s such an
affront to you.
BEN
It’s not a...It just, it gets
tiresome, you know?
ALICE
I bet you’d change your tune if you
suddenly woke up in Alabama or
something.
BEN
I was practically the only non-
Aryan in my entire high school! I
showed you the yearbook. It was
like a...Mormon modeling agency!
ALICE
And you never felt discriminated
against, or--
BEN
I definitely did! But not because I
was Asian.
ALICE
Just your inherent bad
personality...
BEN
Exactly. I fucking earned that
outcast status!
ALICE
Remember that guy from the dorms?
Alvin...something?
BEN
Elvin! How could you forget his
name? Elvin Dong!
ALICE
Yes! The guy who blamed all his
problems on racism! You’re like the
total opposite of him. You refuse
to...
She trails off, noticing that she’s lost his attention. She
follows his eye-line to a SEXY BLONDE WOMAN who has entered
the restaurant.
9.
ALICE (cont’d)
God, you’re predictable.
9 OMIT 9
MIKO
So Ramon thinks that our attendance
might’ve actually tripled this
year. And that’s in spite of the
fact that those jerks at The Weekly
refused to give us a write-up.
BEN
Wow.
MIKO
How’s Alice? Did you guys have
lunch today?
BEN
You know...she’s her usual Alice-y
self. She already broke up with
that girl from Benicia. And now
she’s--
MIKO
Oh! I forgot: remember that guy
Trong? It turns out he made a
mistake with the ad budget back in
April, so the thing with the
posters totally wasn’t my fault.
BEN
Oh, well, that’s good, I guess. I
mean, good and bad.
MIKO
Yeah.
MIKO
It’s getting late.
BEN
(eyes fixed on the TV)
Look at this. They call this an
“improved digital transfer”?
MIKO
Do you want to get to bed soon?
BEN
Enh...I’m not really tired yet. I
slept in today.
MIKO
Well, we don’t have to go to sleep
right away.
BEN
I’ll be there in a little bit. I
still have a couple other discs I
want to check out.
Miko takes this in, then turns and exits down the hallway.
WOMAN (O.S.)
Hello!..Ben?
BEN
(not looking up)
Yeah.
11.
The young woman, AUTUMN (mid 20s, white) leans her head into
the room. Her choppy hair is bleached blonde, and her blue
eyes are ringed with heavy black eyeliner.
AUTUMN
Hi! The guys downstairs said to
talk to you about the, uh, job?
BEN
(to Autumn)
So the restrooms are up those
stairs on the other side of the
concession stand--
GENE (O.S.)
So what are you into?
Ben and Autumn look towards the refreshment counter. Gene and
Lamont stare expectantly at Autumn.
AUTUMN
Oh, hi again! What...?
BEN
(to Autumn, reluctantly)
That’s Gene, and that’s Lamont.
BEN (cont’d)
Guys, this is Autumn. She’ll be
starting this weekend, so I’m--
GENE
Movie-wise. What are you into?
AUTUMN
Gee. Okay. I, uh...
GENE
I’m into genre auteurs. In other
words, singular filmmakers who
choose to work within the--
LAMONT
He’s a Christopher Nolan fan, is
what he’s trying to say.
GENE
Extremely reductive, but
nevertheless I--
LAMONT
I’m more into world cinema. You
know...Bong Joon-Ho, Ruben Östlund,
Céline Sciamma.
GENE
Bullshit alert! Bullshit alert!
BEN
Guys! Let’s try not to scare her
off before she’s even started,
okay?
AUTUMN
Yikes.
BEN
Yeah, sorry. You’ll be safe in
here.
Autumn laughs as Ben opens the door to the tiny box office.
15 OMIT 15
BEN
Well, I guess I don’t need to
explain too much. You know, it’s
just...selling tickets...answering
questions from confused old
people...
13.
AUTUMN
I love it!
BEN
I should probably mention that we
have a little video camera up
there...
BEN (cont’d)
We’ve had some problems in the past
with the cash drawer, so--
AUTUMN
Who’s gonna be watching me? You?
BEN
Sorry. It’s just like, a rule the
owners imposed.
AUTUMN
Well, I like being watched. My
therapist says I have
exhibitionistic tendencies.
BEN
Oh. Uh-huh?
AUTUMN
Actually, you should come check out
one of my shows sometime.
BEN
What do you mean? Like an art show?
AUTUMN
I’m part of this collective that
does performance art, spoken word,
that kind of stuff. We’re pretty
well-regarded.
BEN
Oh, cool.
AUTUMN
But I don’t know. It might be too
weird for you!
BEN
What’s that supposed to mean?
BEN
Hey! What are you doing here?
MIKO
I was having lunch down on Fourth
Street, so I got you some take-out.
BEN
With who? You’re all dressed up.
MIKO
Just...Ling and Ramon and some of
the other festival people. Here...
eat before the tempura gets soggy.
BEN
Thanks. I’ll probably be home
around one.
MIKO
I’ll try to stay up.
Miko sits in bed on her iPad, while Ben gets ready for the
night.
BEN
No, Gene was actually right.
Lamont’s real favorite movies are
literally all on Disney+.
Meanwhile, he’s--
MIKO
(laughing)
Are you serious?
BEN
I mean, I guess you can’t blame him
for trying, but--
15.
MIKO
Boy, I guess everyone’s got the
hots for the new girl!
BEN
What do you mean, “everyone”?
MIKO
Pft, come on. I know your type.
BEN
What? I don’t have a type.
BEN
Because unlike you, I spare you the
pain of having to interact with my
co-workers, so--
MIKO
Well, you’ve introduced me to Gene,
Lamont, uh...that creepy
projectionist guy--
BEN
Okay, fine! I didn’t know you’d be
so interested in meeting some
grubby, attention-seeking hipster,
but--
MIKO
Oh, don’t overdo it, Ben. I know
what a sucker you are for those
kinds of--
BEN
Jesus Christ! Give me a little
credit, okay? I’m--
MIKO
All right, fine! I’m just--
BEN
You wanna know my type? You. Okay?
Even when you’re being an asshole.
Miko laughs. Ben joins her in bed, pulls her close and gives
her a kiss. As Miko rolls towards Ben, we catch a glimpse of
the modern/minimalist FLOWER-PRINT PATTERN on her pillowcase.
16.
ALICE
Thanks for doing this.
BEN
I’m honored to play a role in your
bizarre, ongoing charade.
ALICE
You’d think the fact that I’m
getting a Ph.D would be enough to
make them happy, but nope.
BEN
Why do you have a framed photo of
yourself?
ALICE
Because I’m in love with her - Oh,
one more thing... maybe don’t
mention that your last name is
“Tagawa”, okay?
ALICE (cont’d)
My grandpa will be there.
BEN
So?
ALICE
Does the phrase “World War II” ring
a bell with you?
BEN
Oh. That.
ALICE
Yeah, that. Nothing big.
Just...just the raping and
pillaging my people.
BEN
Half of your people--
17.
ALICE
Your people making us bow down and
change our names to--
BEN
That wasn’t “my people”, okay?! My
people were already in America for
like, two generations when that
happened! My people were, you
know...getting locked up in fucking
internment camps!
ALICE
I think the preferred term is
“incarceration camp”...?
“Internment” is a misleading -
BEN
I know! I can’t defend my ancestors
and be perfectly correct in my
terminology at the same time, okay?
ALICE
C’mon, we’re gonna be late.
Alice grabs her keys, as Ben pulls himself up off the couch.
21 OMIT 21
22 OMIT 22
ALICE
...Either way, they’d still rather
see me with a Japanese guy than a
Korean girl.
BEN
Oh. So when it comes down to it,
rapists and pillagers are still
preferable to gays.
ALICE
Everything is preferable to gays...
18.
MR. and MRS. LEE (both mid 60’s) approach. GRANDPA LEE (80’s,
Korean) follows behind.
ALICE
Hi, Mom Hi, Dad.
(in Korean)
Hi, Grandpa!
MRS. LEE
So...we finally get to meet your
mysterious boyfriend!
(in Korean)
So handsome!
ALICE
Uh, yeah. Everyone... this is Ben.
Ben Park.
BEN
Hi there--
MR. LEE
Hello, Ben.
MRS. LEE
Praise Jesus.
BEN
Yup.
MRS. LEE
Very nice to meet you, Ben. So
Alice tells me you’re a youth
pastor!
BEN
Uh, nice to meet you, sir.
MRS. LEE
Anyway, let’s go inside!
19.
Mr. And Mrs. Lee head inside. Grandpa stares daggers at Ben
before turning around and following them in.
BEN
(to Alice)
...What’s wrong with your Grandpa?
ALICE
He knows. Shit.
24 OMIT 24
MIKO
Can I talk to you for a sec?
BEN
Uh-huh...?
MIKO
So I had to use your computer
today, and--
BEN
What’s wrong with yours?
MIKO
I left it at work.
MIKO (cont’d)
You left a few pages open on your
desktop.
BEN
...And there goes your afternoon!
Right?
BEN (cont’d)
Look, let’s not make a big deal out
of this, okay? If it bothers you--
MIKO
The thing that bothers me is that
all these girls are white.
BEN
That’s what this is about?
MIKO
I don’t like it to begin with, but
yeah: it especially bothers me that
all the girls are white.
BEN
Okay, first of all, that’s...that’s
not true. There’s different
categories, and...
BEN (cont’d)
...so if you’re looking for
something in particular, you --
MIKO
It’s not funny, Ben.
BEN
Look, this stuff is just...it’s
supposed to be different from
reality! Otherwise what’s the
point? I mean, if you were stranded
on a desert island, you wouldn’t
sit around dreaming about sand and
sun, right?
MIKO
Is that what this feels like to
you? Being stranded on a--
BEN
No, listen! My point is that sand
and sun are great, it’s just--
MIKO
Do you have any idea why this might
offend me?
(MORE)
21.
MIKO (cont'd)
It’s like you’re obsessed with the
typical, Western media beauty
ideal, but you’re settling for me!
BEN
Oh, so now it’s a whole political
thing, right? Jesus. And I’m not
“settling”--!
MIKO
Well, I notice what you gawk at
when we’re out, and it’s always
some white girl with--
BEN
Okay, maybe you’re right. Maybe
I’ve been brainwashed by some
insidious media conspiracy into
thinking that blonde-haired, blue-
eyed women are attractive. I guess
I should actually find Margot
Robbie disgusting, but somehow I’ve
been duped into--
MIKO
You’re a fucking asshole.
Miko turns and walks out of the room. Ben follows her.
Miko makes her way down the hall, into the bedroom. Ben
starts to follow her in, but she stops him at the doorway.
BEN
Why are you blowing this up into
such a...I mean, it’s not like I’m
cheating on you, or--
MIKO
Are you sure about that?
BEN
See? You are the crazy one! What
the fuck is that?!
MIKO
This is what you always do: you act
like an asshole, and then you get
angry when I call you on it.
22.
BEN
I’m angry because you always assume
the worst about me, and you end up
acting crazy over nothing!
MIKO
It’s not “nothing,” and I’m not
acting “crazy,” so stop using that
fucking word!
BEN
(laughing derisively)
See? You’re proving my point!
Ben wakes up to find Miko’s side of the bed empty and the
door ajar.
BEN
I’m sorry about last night...
MIKO
I know. Me too.
BEN
I think we can both--
MIKO
Coffee’s ready.
She hops up from her seat. Ben leaves his thought unfinished.
GENE
Excuse the interruption, but--
23.
Startled, Ben drops his phone and spins around in his chair.
BEN
Jesus, Gene! You can’t just come up
on me like that!
GENE
Well, perhaps under less urgent
circumstances: fine. But right now,
we have a situation. Autumn
suddenly feels it’s imperative that
she go get a burrito, but if I
cover for her, then I’ll be leaving
Lamont alone at the concession
stand, and--
BEN
Gene! I’m sure Lamont can handle it
for a few minutes.
GENE
Hm.
(a beat)
Interesting.
On the screen, we see the VIDEO FEED from the box office
booth. Gene enters and speaks to Autumn. She jumps up from
her seat, and Gene takes her place. Autumn looks into the
camera and blows a stagy “air kiss” off the palm of her hand.
BEN
It’s not like I have a choice. We
have to let these seismic retrofit
guys inspect the theater, and we
have to pay for it.
MIKO
That’s annoying.
BEN
Oh, and would your Dad mind if I’m
late on my rent again--
24.
MIKO
It’s fine. He’s not even keeping
track... Hey, do you remember that
internship I applied for?
BEN
The what--?
MIKO
The Asian-American Independent Film
Institute?
BEN
Maybe. What about it?
MIKO
Well, I heard back from them
finally, and...I got it!
BEN
Really? That’s great, right?
MIKO
Yeah!
BEN
So what does that mean? Are you--
MIKO
Well, the thing is, it’s in New
York.
BEN
Okay, you definitely never told me
about this.
MIKO
I did. It’s a three month program,
and I’ll get to--
BEN
Three months?! Are you kidding me?
MIKO
I know. But it’s an amazing
opportunity. I’m really excited
about it.
BEN
It just seems like an amazing
opportunity because it’s in New
York.
25.
MIKO
Yeah! That’s part of the reason I
wanted it!
BEN
God, I hate the way everyone in the
Bay Area worships New York.
MIKO
Well, I don’t think--
BEN
Trust me: New York is over-rated.
It’s so gentrified now.
MIKO
How many times have you even been
there?
BEN
Counting layovers?
MIKO
No.
BEN
Okay, it doesn’t...Look: there’s no
way I’m moving to New York for
three months, okay?
MIKO
I wasn’t really asking you to.
ALICE
So what does that mean? Are you
guys like, broken up?
BEN
We’re “taking some time off.” Those
are her words.
ALICE
Wow. When does she leave?
26.
BEN
End of the month. Now I’m supposed
to be all “supportive,” but you
know...(chuckling) I’m not.
ALICE
Maybe it’s like a test, and she
wants you to talk her out of going.
BEN
Right, then I’m the one holding her
back, extinguishing her dreams...
ALICE
Yeah, you’re fucked either way.
ALICE (cont’d)
Well, this has been fun!
Alice gets up and takes the check over to the counter. Ben
watches as she chats flirtatiously with Nina, the waitress
who we recognize from the previous cafe/restaurant scene.
31 MONTAGE 31
MIKO
You really didn’t have to drive me.
BEN
I wanted to.
MIKO
You’re probably excited to have a
little peace and quiet.
BEN
Yeah, right.
MIKO
Well, I’m sure it’ll be good for
you.
They get in the car. Ben looks over at Miko, who clicks on
her seatbelt.
BEN
Hey... I don’t think I ever said
congratulations on the
internship... I’m glad you’re happy
about it but... I’m gonna miss you.
MIKO
It’s just a few months. You’re
gonna love being a bachelor again.
BEN
Maybe I’ll try to get back to
writing.
MIKO
Yeah.
BEN
...And I’ll see about coming out
for a weekend or something.
MIKO
That sounds great.
BEN
Fuck--that asshole just cut me off!
You saw that, right?
MIKO
It’s fine, Ben--
28.
BEN
It’s all these tech assholes taking
over the Bay, with their piece of
shit McMansions in Hayward, or
wherever the fuck they live--FUCK
YOU, ASSHOLE!
MIKO
Relax, Ben--
BEN
And why are all these idiots in
such a hurry to get away from their
“artisinal brew pubs” and fucking
apricot jams or-- HEY! YOU CUT ME
OFF SHITHEAD!
35 OMIT 35
36 OMIT 36
A dark apartment. The light clicks on. Ben enters and slumps
on the couch, all alone. He reaches in his pocket, pulls out
his phone and dials Alice.
BEN
Hey, it’s me.
(pause)
Yeah, I just got back.
ALICE
So what’s the deal? Are you
standing on a chair with a noose
around your neck?
BEN
No, I...I’m fine.
ALICE
Okay, cool! Can I--
29.
BEN
I mean, I’m not fine, but I’m--
ALICE
Listen, can I call you later?
ALICE (cont’d)
(whispering)
You won’t believe who’s here right
now!
BEN
Wow. Well, good luck.
(pause)
Yeah, I guess you don’t.
AUTUMN
(into microphone)
This next piece is entitled
“Asylum.”
(dramatic pause)
It’s about immigration.
The house lights have come up, and Ben stands near the stage
as Autumn packs up her various cords and pedals.
AUTUMN
Really? Oh my god! The whole time I
was thinking, “He’s totally hating
this!”
BEN
No no no! I was just...overwhelmed!
It was like a combination of,
of...experimental music,
performance art--
AUTUMN
Well, we’re taking the physicality
of modern dance and the
improvisation of free jazz and
infusing it with a punk
sensibility.
BEN
You know, I have to admit, I didn’t
really know what to expect, but
that was...amazing.
AUTUMN
That’s so cool!
31.
Ben and Alice sit across from each other in a booth, eating
and drinking. This is a new setting, different from where
we’ve seen them having lunch before.
BEN
Something wrong with the usual
place?
ALICE
I’m just kind of dodging that
waitress.
BEN
Why? I thought you were--
ALICE
Enh. She started getting all
attached.
BEN
You’ve got problems.
ALICE
What, just because I’m not a serial
monogamist like you?
BEN
I’m not--that’s the old me, okay?
ALICE
Right.
BEN
You think I’m gonna sit around
pining away for Miko while she’s
off traipsing around New York?
ALICE
What does that mean? I thought you
said you guys weren’t broken up.
BEN
I told you: we’re taking some time
off. I don’t know what’s so
confusing about--
ALICE
Okay, okay! Jeez...
BEN
I’m just saying...while the cat’s
away, the mouse will play.
32.
ALICE
Yeah, with himself, probably.
BEN
Ha ha.
ALICE
So is there a dating app for the
miserable?
BEN
What if I told you I already went
out with someone?
ALICE
Wait...what?
BEN
Yeah, Autumn. She’s--
ALICE
That girl from the theater? Ew, how
old is she?
BEN
She’s like 23, 24. 25. Probably
older than your waitress.
ALICE
Yeah, but it’s different.
BEN
How’s it different?
ALICE
Everything’s less creepy without
the hetero power dynamics.
ALICE (cont’d)
So how many times have you gone out
with her?
BEN
Just once, really...but--
ALICE
You going out again?
BEN
Probably.
33.
ALICE
You gonna make a move?
BEN
Why are you interrogating me--
ALICE
I just don’t want you to be
banished to “neutered Asian friend”
territory forever. I’ve seen you
there, Ben, and it’s pathetic.
ALICE (cont’d)
Next thing you know, she’s texting
you little updates about some guy
she likes...showing you
pictures...asking your advice...
Fuck that place. Right?
Ben nods.
ALICE (cont’d)
Come on, Ben. Say it with me:
We cut back and forth as Ben and Miko talk on the phone. We
see just enough of Miko’s surroundings to register them as
more lavish than expected.
BEN
They’re doing those inspections at
the theater now, which is a total
nightmare. We’ve had to cancel a
few screenings because they
interfered with their schedule.
MIKO
Jeez.
BEN
How’s the internship going? You
haven’t told me much about it.
34.
MIKO
Oh, I’ve learned not to bore you.
But it’s incredible.
BEN
That’s great.
MIKO
I keep having these moments where
I’ll stop and think, “Wow...I’m in
New York City!”
BEN
Well, that is where you are...
MIKO
I know, Ben. You don’t have to get
all sarcastic just because I’m
enjoying myself.
BEN
I’m just kidding around! I wasn’t--
You started it with that “I’ve
learned not to bore you” comment!
MIKO
“You started it”?
BEN
I’m just trying to act interested,
okay? And you--
MIKO
Why can’t you ever just be
genuinely interested?
BEN
(exasperated sigh) You really want
me to answer that?
MIKO
You know what? Maybe we should just
not talk for awhile.
BEN
What? Okay, well that’s up to--
The call abruptly ends with a BEEP. Ben looks at his phone in
disbelief, then tosses it aside.
35.
Ben and Autumn exit a seedy bar and walk through the desolate
neighborhood.
BEN
I probably didn’t need that last
drink.
AUTUMN
You mean that second Amstel Light?
BEN
God, look at that.
AUTUMN
I know. It really is like the last
real folk art in America.
Ben and Autumn enter the dark, cramped apartment. The room is
cluttered with pop culture ephemera: concert posters,
records, magazines, collectibles, etc.
AUTUMN
Let me grab us something to drink,
and we can go to my room.
BEN
Okay.
BEN (cont’d)
Wow. What’s all this?
AUTUMN
Oh! That’s one of my works-in-
progress. I wake up every morning,
go pee, and then I take a picture.
36.
BEN
Are you...You’re serious?
AUTUMN
Yeah, look: patterns start to
emerge, like when I’m dehydrated,
or when I get my period...
BEN
Yeah...
AUTUMN
It’ll be a huge installation
someday. Right now the working
title is “Epistemology.” It’s kind
of a pun...
BEN
How about “Urine Sane”?
AUTUMN
Yeah, right.
(a beat)
That wasn’t very nice.
BEN
Sorry. I was just trying
to...forget it. I think it’s really
amazing. There’s so much subtext to
it, and I think it’s a real
commentary on--
AUTUMN
...Consumption and waste!
BEN
Yeah.
AUTUMN
Let’s go in the kitchen. I think my
roommate might be sleeping.
AUTUMN
Dang, I’m sure I had some soju here
somewhere.
BEN
Autumn.
AUTUMN
Yeah?
AUTUMN
What about your girlfriend?
BEN
Oh, we’re taking some...I mean,
basically, we split up. She...she
moved to New York.
AUTUMN
Oh. I didn’t know that.
AUTUMN (cont’d)
But also...I’m just not
really...into that kind of stuff.
You know...germs.
Ben nods.
AUTUMN (cont’d)
And...bac...teria.
BEN
No, no. Really. I’m the one who
should apolo--
JEFFERY
Hey, Autumn.
AUTUMN
Hi, Jeffrey. Ben, this is my
roommate Jeffrey.
JEFFERY
Hey, man. Nice to meet you.
JEFFERY (cont’d)
(noticing the bottle in
Autumn’s hand)
Ooh, soju!
BEN
...Do you ever wear clothes?
We cut back and forth between Ben and Alice (wearing AirPods)
as they talk on the phone.
ALICE
Ah, it’s for the best. I mean, how
could you even get it up for
someone who does that kind of
cringey bullshit art?
BEN
You’d be amazed by what I can
overlook.
ALICE
Well, it’s probably not a good look
to be dating an employee anyway.
BEN
Yeah, now you bring that up. You
know, I look to you to...you’re a
very unreliable moral compass.
ALICE
I never signed up for that job!
BEN
God, I’m an idiot.
39.
ALICE
You’re out of practice. Come with
me to this party on Saturday, and
you can watch the master in action.
AUTUMN
Oh, hi.
BEN
Hey, how was the crowd for the
7:30?
AUTUMN
Not bad. Maybe like, eight or nine
tickets.
BEN
Listen, I just wanted to say...I’m
really sorry about...the other
night--
AUTUMN
It’s totally cool.
BEN
No, I think I misread things, and--
AUTUMN
No, you didn’t. It just..in the
moment? It didn’t feel right.
BEN
Yeah, that makes sense. I just--
AUTUMN
Sometimes I think the body knows
better than the mind. You know,
when it comes to sexual attraction.
BEN
Oh. Okay.
40.
AUTUMN
And then sometimes the mind is
like, “Well, maybe,” but then the
body is like, (slowly shakes her
head) “Nope.”
BEN
Right.
AUTUMN
I wasn’t always able to do this,
but I’m really trying to be more
mindful of this stuff.
BEN
No, that’s really great.
“How’s it going?”
He stares at the phone for a beat, then tosses the phone back
onto the coffee table.
Alice and Ben get out of his car and walk towards a large,
decrepit house.
BEN
Well, wish me luck.
ALICE
Yeah. About that...
41.
BEN
What? Is this a...you brought me to
a gay thing?
ALICE
That’s a pretty narrow,
exclusionary term, Ben.
BEN
Shit...sorry. I meant--
ALICE
But basically, yeah.
BEN
Unbelievable.
ALICE
Can’t you ever just be like, a
person? And enjoy a nice social
experience without obsessing about
hooking up or--
BEN
Oh my god, look who’s talking!
ALICE
Just because I’m a hypocrite
doesn’t make me wrong!
Ben laughs.
Ben stands behind Alice as she RINGS the doorbell. The door
is opened by MAX (early 30s.) LOUD MUSIC emanates from within
the house.
MAX
All right! Alice Lee has arrived!
ALICE
Hey!
BEN
Uh...hi.
ALICE
Max, this is my friend Ben.
42.
MAX
Oh yeah! I heard all about you,
dude!
BEN
Really?
MAX
Yeah, there’s definitely gonna be
some white chicks here tonight!
Ben and Alice follow Max into the dark, crowded house. The
diegetic MUSIC and general CHATTER are almost deafening.
BEN
(to Alice)
This is just great. Thank you.
ALICE
Relax.
MAX
(addressing the party)
Look who’s here!
ESTHER
Hello.
BEN
Hi. I was just looking for, uh...
43.
ESTHER
The kitchen?
BEN
A beer. There they are!
BEN (cont’d)
Uh, my name’s Ben.
ESTHER
Okay.
BEN
I’m a friend of Alice’s...?
ESTHER
Uh-huh?
BEN
Do you know...is there a bottle
opener...?
ESTHER
What for? It’s twist-off.
BEN
Oh, it is?
BEN (cont’d)
Unngggh!
ESTHER
Sorry. I’m just fucking with you.
SASHA
You must be Alice’s friend.
BEN
Tch...supposedly.
SASHA
I overheard some talk of an
interloper.
BEN
That would probably be me.
SASHA
My name’s Sasha.
BEN
Oh, hi. Ben.
SASHA
I bet you we have something in
common.
BEN
Yeah? What’s that?
SASHA
We’re probably the only two people
at this party that Alice Lee hasn’t
seduced.
BEN
Really? You’ve managed to--
SASHA
Oh, I dodged that bullet. No
offense.
BEN
No, that’s...apparently that’s
quite an accomplishment around
here.
SASHA
Yeah.
45.
BEN
Are you, uh...do you go to school
with...?
SASHA
Yeah...Comp. Lit., with a focus on
Latin American Marxism.
BEN
Oh! That’s actually my favorite...
kind of Marxism, so--
SASHA
Seriously?
BEN
No. I have no idea. I’m probably
the least informed person here...
SASHA
Hm, I doubt that.
SASHA (cont’d)
So, what are you...Alice’s
designated driver?
BEN
Maybe. I’m not even sure what I’m
doing here, to be honest.
ALICE
There you are!
ALICE (cont’d)
(to Ben)
Let’s go.
(to Sasha)
Hi Sasha.
SASHA
Hi Alice.
BEN
I guess we’re leaving, but...I work
at the University Cinema. Come see
a movie for free sometime!
46.
SASHA
Okay.
BEN
And popcorn, too! Free popcorn!
BEN
Why’d we have to leave all of a
sudden? I was just about to--
ALICE
No, you weren’t.
BEN
But--
ALICE
Trust me. You do not want to get
involved with Sasha. She’s a fence-
sitter, okay?
BEN
Weren’t you the one who was just
giving me shit about “narrow,
exclusionary terms” or whatever?
ALICE
I’m allowed. And I’m telling you,
she’s total bad news...
ALICE (cont’d)
“Free popcorn.”
BEN
Shut up.
56 OMIT 56
57 OMIT 57
47.
BEN
...fifteen...sixteen...
AUTUMN
So, we’ve got another show coming
up pretty soon.
BEN
...eighteen...nineteen...twenty. Oh
yeah? That’s great.
AUTUMN
I know you really liked our last
show, and this is kind of
like...similar, but more intense.
BEN
Wow. What night is it? Because I
might have to--
AUTUMN
It’s actually a month-long
residency, so...
BEN
Oh, perfect! Well, let me--
SASHA
Hi. Remember me?
BEN
Of course! Hi!
SASHA
I was just passing by.
BEN
Wanna see a movie?
SASHA
Mmm. Maybe another time.
48.
BEN
Hang on a second.
He exits the booth. Through the glass, Autumn watches Ben and
Sasha’s inaudible conversation. Eventually, Ben and Sasha
walk away together, talking animatedly.
Ben and Sasha sit across from each other in the crowded,
brightly-decorated restaurant.
SASHA
(taking a bite)
Mm, that’s good.
BEN
Have you never been here before?
SASHA
I was in a relationship, and...she
became a vegetarian, then a vegan,
then a raw-food vegan...
BEN
And now what does she eat? Dirt?
SASHA
(laughing)
Needless to say, places like this
were off limits. It still feels a
little transgressive, actually.
BEN
Yeah, my ex basically liked two
kinds of food: Japanese from a
restaurant or Japanese cooked at
home.
SASHA
Sounds better than vegan cashew
cheese.
BEN
Yeah. So how long ago did you
and...?
SASHA
Pilar? Uh...
BEN
Am I prying here? I don’t want to
be intrusive.
49.
SASHA
No, it’s fine. We’ve been broken up
a couple months.
(a beat)
I should probably say it’s been
longer, right? So it doesn’t seem
like I’m just jumping from one
thing to another?
BEN
Good thought, but then if you make
it too long, you start to run the
risk of looking kind of--
SASHA
I know. Like, “Hi! I haven’t had a
date in three years! Wanna meet my
cats?”
BEN
Wait, do you actually have cats?
SASHA
(covering her face)
Maybe!
SASHA (cont’d)
So what about you? How long have
you been...?
BEN
Oh, about ten years.
BEN (cont’d)
I’m kidding. Same as you: couple,
uh...couple months.
SASHA
Do you have to get back to work,
or...?
BEN
Yeah, unfortunately.
SASHA
Okay. Well--
Ben closes his eyes and winces, sure that he’s blown it.
BEN
I’m...I’m a little out of practice
with this.
SASHA
...Me too.
BEN
But if I haven’t made it clear, I
am free tomorrow.
Sasha laughs.
SASHA
But before that, there’s a peer
review, and I’m not sure I trust
them to--sorry. I’m sure it’s
fascinating to hear me go on and on
about grad school politics.
BEN
Huh? What?
SASHA
God, I always do this! It’s like,
I’m living in this bubble, and--
BEN
No, it’s good. It kind of reminds
me why I dropped out.
SASHA
What did you say you were studying?
BEN
Film. I got through two years, and
then I had this epiphany, and I was
like, “Academia is the enemy of
art! I need to stop studying and
start creating!”
51.
SASHA
And...?
BEN
I should’ve kept studying.
Sasha laughs.
BEN (cont’d)
I wrote a script, and then I did
the whole “maxing out my credit
cards” thing...rented a bunch of
equipment, roped a bunch of friends
into helping me...
SASHA
And what? It didn’t...?
BEN
(laughs) It was a fucking disaster.
I wanted--I was trying to be the
next Eric Rohmer or something...
SASHA
Yeah?
BEN
...and eventually I had to accept
that I was just...the current Ben
Tagawa.
SASHA
Oh god, that’s so sad.
BEN
Thanks for that! That’s really--
SASHA
(laughing)
No, I just mean--
Ben and Sasha sit on the living room sofa. Half-empty cartons
of CHINESE TAKE-OUT clutter the coffee table. Sasha pours two
glasses of red wine. She hands one to Ben.
SASHA
There you go.
52.
SASHA (cont’d)
Relax.
SASHA (cont’d)
Oh my god.
BEN
Now what?
SASHA
You have the softest skin I’ve ever
felt!
BEN
It’s a...lifetime of work
avoidance...
BEN (cont’d)
Do you think we should, uh...I
mean, can I...give you a kiss?
Sasha lets go of his hand and winces. Ben looks like he wants
to jump out the window.
BEN (cont’d)
Jesus, I’m sorry. I--
SASHA
No no no. (clears throat, opens
eyes) Consent granted.
BEN
Really?
SASHA
It’s appreciated. Yes. Nice job.
SASHA (cont’d)
But don’t do it next time.
BEN
Okay.
53.
SASHA
(whispering)
The smell of that moo shu pork is
killing me.
Ben and Sasha enter the pitch-black room. Ben stumbles around
in the dark, bumping into something.
BEN
Ow, fuck!
SASHA
(laughing)
Are you okay?
BEN
Yeah. Let me just...
SASHA
I like that lamp.
BEN
Oh. Thanks.
SASHA
Are you okay? I think you’re
actually shaking.
BEN
I didn’t tell you about my, uh,
Parkinson’s? It’s just a mild
case...
BEN (cont’d)
Sorry, it’s just...this is the
first time I’ve ever been with...
SASHA
With...?
54.
BEN
I mean...never mind. I just meant,
it’s been awhile since--
SASHA
Shhhh. I know what you were gonna
say. This’ll be a first for me,
too.
BEN
Wait...what? I thought--
Bed takes off his shirt, as they kiss, landing into the bed.
Sasha’s blonde hair spills across the flower-patterned
pillowcase.
63 OMIT 63
We cut back and forth as Ben and Alice talk on the phone.
BEN
So... it happened.
ALICE
What happened.
BEN
C’mon. You know.
ALICE
Ben, what-- Ew! Are you serious?
BEN
Oh my god. You’re actually jealous
of me for once!
ALICE
Oh, please. Do you really think I
give a shit about some trendy
dabbler?
BEN
Jesus! Can I just bask in my glory
for one fucking minute?
ALICE
Sorry. I’m in a shitty mood.
55.
BEN
Yeah, I was gonna regale you with
details, too--
ALICE
I got kicked out of school.
BEN
What? What do you mean?
ALICE
Just...can you come over after
work?
ALICE
Remember when I took you to that
stupid party?
BEN
The fateful night. It all began
there.
ALICE
Well, I got into an argument with
this super annoying bitch there,
and--
BEN
About what?
ALICE
Oh, I guess she’s roommates with
Nina, and--
BEN
Who?
ALICE
The waitress.
BEN
Oh yeah. The one you ghosted
because she was allowing the
relationship to progress in a
mature way, and--
56.
ALICE
Point is...her roommate got up in
my face and started giving me shit
about stuff that’s none of her
fucking business, and I was like,
“Fuck no.” Anyway, I saw her on
campus--
BEN
The waitress?
ALICE
The roommate! I saw her the other
day, and it kind of...escalated.
BEN
What does that mean?
ALICE
She started talking shit again, so
I kicked her in the pussy.
BEN
(nearly spitting out his
beer)
Jesus! What the fuck!
ALICE
I warned her! All she had to do was
back off.
BEN
Okay, but was she...Did she go to
the hospital, or--
ALICE
No! She wasn’t even--it was more
like, I was sitting there, and she
was coming at me, and I pushed her
back with my foot. In the pussy.
ALICE (cont’d)
Anyway, she filed a report with
campus police, so now I’m
temporarily banned.
BEN
So you’re not really expelled.
ALICE
No, but I...there’s obviously
something wrong with me, right?
57.
BEN
I mean...
ALICE
I’m gonna go to New York for
awhile, just to get my head
together. I’ve got some friends I
can stay with.
BEN
Unbelievable. Does everyone in
Berkeley have a hard-on for New
York? Why doesn’t the entire Bay
Area just pack up and move to New
York and get it over with?
ALICE
That’s your response to everything
I just said?
BEN
Sorry.
ALICE
Why don’t you come with me? It’ll
be good for us.
BEN
Tch...you’re not really going. I
can tell you’re just drunk.
ALICE
I already booked my flight. I leave
on Tuesday.
SASHA
Well, that sucks. I know you guys
are close.
BEN
Yeah...
SASHA
But it’s not like she’s--
58.
BEN
I just think she’s making a
mistake, you know? She runs away
from shit. That’s her thing.
BEN (cont’d)
Did you see that guy? The way he
looked at us?
SASHA
Who? What’re you talking about?
BEN
That guy that over there. He was
like, openly judging me.
SASHA
“Judging” you? For what?
BEN
You know...
SASHA
Oh, come on. This isn’t 1949...
BEN
Okay, well, either that or he had
white-girl envy. Maybe it was more
like a...
SASHA
Ew.
BEN
I’m just kidding around. Who the
hell knows what--
SASHA
Is that what I am?
BEN
What?
59.
SASHA
A white girl?
BEN
Well, not just that.
BEN (cont’d)
I’m sorry! Come on...I was just...
SASHA
What?
BEN
You’re just so incredibly
beautiful, I assume every guy we
pass hates my fucking guts.
Ben lies on the couch, looking at his phone. We see that he’s
looking at MIKO’S INSTAGRAM, specifically a series of
artfully-composed shots of either fancy restaurant food or
New York landmarks (no people).
Ben approaches the front door and look through the peephole,
his mood suddenly brightened. He unlocks and opens the door,
excitedly, to reveal Sasha.
BEN
Hey! I thought you were at school
today.
SASHA
I had an impulsive urge to see you.
SASHA (cont’d)
Also, my class was cancelled.
BEN
Lucky me.
BEN (cont’d)
Shit! Sorry...
SASHA
I was actually thinking maybe we
could get lunch.
BEN
Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
BEN
So, uh, I’m afraid I have some
disappointing news.
(MORE)
61.
BEN (cont'd)
Apparently the inspectors have
deemed the building “structurally
unsound,” and it looks like we have
to shut down for some pretty
significant retrofitting.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like
the head office wants to pay for it
at this point. Ticket sales haven’t
really been what they used to be,
as you’ve probably noticed... we’re
still sorting things, but...
(emotional) I’m really sorry, guys.
I know this place means a lot to
all of us.
BEN (cont’d)
So when we figure out when our last
night is gonna be, we can talk
about having a party or something.
Maybe a special after-hours
screening...?
BEN (cont’d)
Yes, Gene.
GENE
(standing up)
Greetings, everyone. I just wanted
to inform you that I have accepted
a position as assistant manager at
the E-Flix Multiplex, and, more to
the point, we are currently hiring.
GENE (cont’d)
Danny, we’re even looking for
another projectionist.
DANIEL
(still eating)
I’m in.
BEN
Okay, well--
62.
GENE
If anyone else is interested, or if
you have any further queries, I
will be out in the lobby,
imminently.
BEN
Okay, well. Thanks, everyone.
The employees rise from their seats and start filing out. Ben
watches as Autumn exits, deep in conversation with Lamont.
AUTUMN
So I saw Girlhood last night.
LAMONT
And?
AUTUMN
You were right-- I loved it! Oh my
god, that ‘Diamonds’ scene will
stick with me forever!
LAMONT
Sublime, right?!
Ben and Sasha sit on a grassy hill overlooking the bay. Sasha
smokes a cigarette. Nearby, several families fly kites.
SASHA
So... I need to talk to you.
BEN
Whenever someone says that, it
always means “I’m about to really
bum you out.”
SASHA
Well...maybe. I don’t know. It’s
about Pilar.
BEN
What about her?
SASHA
Well, she’s been in Ecuador doing
research, and I didn’t really know
where we stood when she left.
63.
BEN
And...now she’s back?
SASHA
Yeah.
SASHA (cont’d)
What?
BEN
It just seems kind of deceptive. I
mean, you made it pretty clear that
you two had broken up. It would’ve
been nice to know that I was the
back-up plan.
SASHA
It’s a problem of mine. I’m not
good at being alone.
BEN
Oh, really? That’s strange, because
I love being alone! And the only
thing I love more is getting strung
along by some--
SASHA
Come on, Ben. It’s been a few
weeks. It’s not like you wasted
your whole life on me.
BEN
Well, that’s great. Have fun back
on the other side of the fence.
SASHA
Okay. I should go.
BEN
Maybe quit smoking, too. Jesus...
She walks a few steps, then stops. She turns around and comes
back to where Ben is sitting. He looks up, hopefully.
64.
SASHA
Listen, Ben. I know you’re gonna
blame this on society, or on my
sexuality, or on your race, or
whatever...but I want you to know
that it’s really just about you.
Ben locks up the darkened theater and walks away. The marquee
is blank and unlit. The whole place looks suddenly shabby.
Ben paces back and forth, holding the phone to his ear. We
hear several RINGS, and then...
BEN
Hi, it’s me again. I don’t know if
there’s a problem with your
voicemail or something, but if you
get this, can you just give me a
call? You know, maybe...let me know
you’re okay? I mean, I know you’re
okay because you keep posting
pictures of all the fucking
delightful food you’re eating. But
if you could just do me the
courtesy of calling back, that
would be great.
65.
BEN (cont’d)
Uh, anyway, I know you’re probably
really busy, so just...give me a
call when you get a chance. Love
you!
BEN (cont’d)
Fuck!
Ben lunges onto the floor, fumbling excitedly with the phone.
He glances at the screen and sees that it’s Alice calling.
BEN (cont’d)
(into phone, disappointed)
Oh, hey.
ALICE
Nice to hear from you too, asshole!
BEN
Sorry. What’s up.
ALICE
I had like, three minutes with
absolutely nothing better to do, so
I thought I’d give you a call.
BEN
Well...here I am.
ALICE
Oh my god, you sound like one of
those hostage videos! (flat)
“I...am...being...treated well...”
BEN
Listen, uh...if I...if I came out
there, could I maybe...stay with
you for a little while?
66.
ALICE
(laughing)
Holy shit. Is this your rock
bottom?
BEN
No. High school was my rock bottom.
ALICE
(still laughing)
Oh, right. And you’ve gone nowhere
but up!
ALICE
You’re here! In New York! What the
fuck!
BEN
All right...
Alice reaches into her tote bag and hands Ben A SET OF KEYS.
ALICE
Wait, before I forget: front door,
apartment door.
ALICE (cont’d)
Meredith wants you to feel free to
come and go at your leisure.
67.
BEN
Who?
ALICE
Meredith! Meredith Ames! I told you
about her. It’s her apartment.
BEN
I thought you came out here to
“clear your head.”
ALICE
I did. And then I went to a party
and I met Meredith and I went home
with her and I’ve been there ever
since!
BEN
Unbelievable.
ALICE
So when are you gonna call her?
BEN
Who?
ALICE
(chuckling)
“Who.”
Alice and Ben (pulling his suitcase) enter the tiny but
impeccably-furnished apartment.
ALICE
We’re home!
MEREDITH (O.S.)
Oh, hey!
MEREDITH (cont’d)
This must be the infamous Ben
Tagawa!
BEN
Hi! Great to meet you.
68.
MEREDITH
Please...I feel like I already know
you. She talks about you
incessantly!
BEN
Oh, god...
MEREDITH ALICE
She does! (to Ben)
Sorry...
MEREDITH
I mean, to be honest, I probably
know a lot more about you than I
should!
BEN
Well...
MEREDITH
She told me that you’re--
BEN
(abruptly)
I’m actually attracted to women of
all races.
MEREDITH
Well, that’s...good to know.
BEN
Sorry, I thought that was...
ALICE
Isn’t this like the perfect New
York lesbian apartment?
BEN
Yeah, it’s...it’s a great place.
MEREDITH
I’m sorry I don’t have a room for
you, Ben, but the couch is pretty
comfortable, and--
BEN
No, that’s fine. And listen...I
could easily stay at a hotel. I
don’t want to impose...
69.
MEREDITH
No, the more the merrier! It’ll be
like a slumber party.
ALICE
Well, don’t say that. He’ll think
he’s gonna get some hot three-way
action or something!
Meredith laughs.
BEN
No! I...she’s...you know. The couch
is great.
MEREDITH
So that’s a goat gouda and that’s a
délice de bourgogne.
ALICE
Our gracious hostess!
BEN
Yeah, thanks. It’s nice to be here.
MEREDITH
So, Ben. Alice tells me you’re
involved in the theater?
BEN
Is that what she...? (laughs) I
manage a crappy movie theater. Or,
at least I used to...
MEREDITH
Right! No, I knew that. I mean, not
that it’s crappy, but--
ALICE
Meredith’s working on a novel.
70.
MEREDITH
I mean, that’s what I say to avoid
the very real possibility that I
might just be a teacher.
ALICE
Well, a professor at Barnard.
BEN
(to Alice)
Wow, you’re really trading up! I’m
impressed!
ALICE
Yeah.
MEREDITH
So what do you guys have planned
for tomorrow? I’ve gotta work,
unfortunately, but--
ALICE
Well, Ben’s basically here to stalk
his ex-girlfriend, so--
BEN
She’s not my “ex”-girlfriend! We’re
just...taking some time off.
ALICE
(to Meredith)
If you were in a dysfunctional long-
term relationship and--
BEN
Don’t call it that!
ALICE
...and your partner said she was
“taking some time off” and then
moved across the country--
BEN
For an internship!
ALICE
...Wouldn’t you assume...I mean,
that’s a break-up, right?
MEREDITH
(to Ben)
How were things when she left?
71.
ALICE
Terrible!
BEN
Not terrible. I mean, we were kind
of drifting apart a little bit. And
we were definitely fighting a lot.
(cheerfully)
But, you know, otherwise...
MEREDITH
I actually think the drifting is
worse than the fighting. I mean,
Alice and I have had our share of
fights already, but I think they’ve
been really productive.
BEN
(to Alice)
Oh, now you’re having “productive”
fights?
ALICE
It’s called “maturity.” Maybe I can
give you some pointers when you’re
ready.
BEN
(to Meredith)
When you guys were having these
“productive” fights, did she ever
kick you in the pussy?
MEREDITH
Uh...
ALICE
Just ignore him.
72.
MEREDITH
That’s a pretty...heavy word to
throw around...
BEN
No, no...that’s not my phrase.
That’s something that she said
(pointing at Alice) when she got
banned from––
ALICE
Let it go, Ben.
Ben and Alice sit across from each other, eating breakfast.
ALICE
Anything you want to say?
BEN
(chewing)
Good bagel...?
BEN (cont’d)
Okay! I’m sorry! I guess she
doesn’t really get our sense of
humor, so--
ALICE
Nope. Not about her.
BEN
I thought we were all...joking
around, and I...went out on a limb.
ALICE
Let me just clarify for you, okay?
About Meredith? This is different.
BEN
Right.
ALICE
She’s perfect. I mean, she’s not
perfect, but she’s perfect for me.
BEN
So you’re still in that phase, huh?
73.
ALICE
I’m serious. And it feels like it’s
my chance to...I don’t know...climb
out of the hole I’ve been living
in, and to be like, a real...adult
human. So let’s at least attempt to
not fuck this up for me, okay?
BEN
You’re more fun in California.
ALICE
You’re about the same.
BEN
See? You can’t really tell anything
from this. Food...food...some
clouds...
ALICE
Who is “@leon212” and why is he
liking all her pics?
BEN
Do you know where.. (looks closely
at phone) Orchard Street is?
84 MONTAGE 84
ALICE
It’s definitely her, right? I mean,
I know all Asian girls look the
same to you, but--
BEN
Will you shut up for a minute while
I try to...process this?
ALICE
(looking closer)
God, I had no idea how hot she was.
No offense, dude, but you have
always punched above your weight--
BEN
I said, shut up!
Ben and Alice push through a glass door, into a large, open
space. A few clothing racks are positioned, seemingly at
random, around the room. Ben and Alice approach the lone
employee ZOA (early 20s), who is seated behind a desk
littered with photos of models, Miko among them.
ZOA
Can I help you?
ALICE
We were just curious about the
photos in the window...?
ZOA
Aren’t they totally amazing?
ALICE
Do you know anything about them?
Where they came from?
ZOA
Oh, Leon handles all the promo
himself.
75.
BEN
And Leon is...?
ZOA
Leon Alexander? He designs the
clothes. This is his boutique.
ALICE
Ah...humility!
BEN
What about the...model on the
screen? Do you--
ZOA
Oh, I have no idea where he finds
them!
ALICE
So, is it over, or...?
BEN
Why would it be over?
ALICE
Uh, maybe because she’s been living
some skanky double life out here?
BEN
So she wanted to try...modeling or
whatever. She probably thought I
wouldn’t be “supportive” if she
told me about it.
ALICE
And she’d be wrong?
BEN
No, I would’ve been a total prick
about it! In a way, I basically
forced her to lie.
76.
ALICE
It’s just so weird to think of her
doing that. It’s like if I found
out you were a mime or something.
BEN
Look, it’s embarrassing, but, you
know...I acted like I was Autumn’s
biggest fan. Do I have to remind
you of the pee photos?
ALICE
Nope.
BEN
And I sat there and listened
intently while Sasha droned on and
on about grad school. So I have to
be supportive of some stupid shit.
That’s just what you do in a
relationship.
ALICE
Uh, those weren’t “relationships--”
BEN
You know what I mean.
ALICE
But also, you were horny for those
other girls. That’s like the
ultimate motivator.
BEN
(loudly)
I never said I wasn’t horny for--
ALICE
This is so unlike you.
BEN
That’s the point.
JASON
(referencing the flowers)
You shouldn’t have.
BEN
I’m here to see Miko?
JASON
Who?
BEN
Miko Higashi? She’s an intern here.
JASON
Actually, I’m the only intern here
right now.
BEN
Okay, do you know when she’ll be
back?
JASON
Try listening: there’s exactly one
intern working here at this point
in time, and you’re looking at him.
BEN
Can you check to see if maybe she
worked here before you?
JASON
I’m not supposed to give out that
kind of information, but...
actually, what the fuck do I care?
78.
JASON (cont’d)
Nope.
Ben and Alice sit on the bustling park steps. Ben stares off,
simmering.
BEN
Well, so much for my big move.
ALICE
Fucking lying bitch--
BEN
Hey, watch it!
ALICE
Just kidding. So now what?
BEN
Can I use your phone?
ALICE
What’s wrong with yours?
BEN
I tried that.
We cut back and forth as Ben and Miko talk on the phone. Miko
is in a spacious, modern bathroom, drying her hands at the
sink. She is dressed casually.
MIKO
Hello?
BEN
Hey, it’s me.
79.
MIKO
Oh, hi! What’s this number you’re
calling from?
BEN
Oh, sorry...I’m out with Alice and
I forgot my phone at home.
MIKO
I’m surprised you still want to
talk to me after that last message.
BEN
I know. I’m sorry. I was having a
bad day, and--
MIKO
No, I should’ve called. I just felt
like we weren’t communicating very
well over the phone, and--
BEN
No, it’s fine. I know you’re busy.
MIKO
Well, we should talk. I’m in the
middle of something at work right
now, but...
BEN
You mean the internship?
MIKO
Uh-huh. But let me call you later
tonight.
BEN
Okay, but wait. The reason I called
is ‘cause we’re at the post office.
You got some mail that looks kind
of important...tax stuff or
something. I was gonna forward it
to you, but I...I wasn’t sure where
to send it...Hang on...let me get a
pen.
ALICE
I can’t believe she can afford to
live around here!
BEN
Yeah, she must be really dipping
into the ol’ trust fund.
ALICE
God, I’d give anything to have a
rich, absent alcoholic dad who
tries to buy my love.
BEN
Can you see the door?
She cranes her neck to look behind Ben, out the window.
ALICE
Relax. I’ve got it all staked out.
ALICE (cont’d)
So listen...I’m thinking about
maybe not going back to school.
BEN
What?
ALICE
Well, when I’m honest with myself,
there’s really only one reason I
even went to grad school in the
first place.
BEN
Sex.
ALICE
No. My parents, idiot. I’ve been
living my whole life under the
delusion that it’s possible to
placate them, and it’s obviously
not--
BEN
Okay, so your solution is to just
give up, hide out in New York, and--
ALICE
Maybe. At least I’d be happy.
81.
BEN
You could also...just be honest
with them.
ALICE
Right.
BEN
I don’t know. I mean -
ALICE
Oh shit.
BEN
(turning to look)
What? Are you fucking with me?
From BEN’S POV we see a doorway across the street where Miko
is exiting a building arm-in-arm with a tall, bearded man.
This is LEON, (early 40s, white).
BEN (cont’d)
What do we do? What do we do?
ALICE
Come on.
Ben and Alice follow Miko and Leon, occasionally ducking into
doorways, behind cars, etc. to avoid being spotted. From BEN
AND ALICE’S POV, we get quick glimpses of Leon and Miko’s
sweet interaction:
She makes him laugh, as they look at knick knacks, his arm
around her.
LEON
(in Japanese)
So where do you want to eat?
MIKO
(in Japanese)
Can we go to that Japanese place
that’s upstairs? Near St. Mark’s?
LEON)
(in Japanese)
Yeah, let’s get a drink at the bar
first.
Ben and Alice, their backs turned, lurk a few displays down.
ALICE
(whispering)
What did they say?
BEN
(whispering)
How the fuck would I know?
Ben, Alice, and Meredith stand near the bar, waiting for
drinks.
BEN
I can’t believe she’s with a
fucking rice king.
ALICE
Well, we don’t know that he’s
necessarily a--
BEN
He was speaking Japanese! He’s a
white guy with big beard who was
speaking Japanese!
ALICE
Wait, what does a big beard have to
do with it?
83.
BEN
I don’t know!
MEREDITH
Well, I can see why you’re upset,
but there’s nothing inherently
wrong with someone having a type.
If there’s real love between two
people, then--
BEN
Yeah yeah yeah. But let’s be
honest, okay? (quietly) Just
between us? I mean, you see a white
guy with an Asian girl....you just
assume “rice king.” Right?
ALICE
Oh boy...
Meredith blanches.
MEREDITH
And when you see an Asian man with
a white woman, you think...?
BEN
Good for him! Good for both of
them! And you know...you never
second-guess that relationship,
right? It’s like, “Wow, he must be
a really cool guy! And she’s so
evolved!”
The bartender places the drinks on the bar: bottled beer for
Ben and Alice, a vodka soda for Meredith.
ALICE
(to Meredith)
I know for a fact that he actually
agrees with you. He’s just in his
over-the-top provocative mode.
BEN
Come on. You know there’s something
kinda creepy about a big, older
white guy who’s horny for skinny
Asian girls. I mean, what do you
think that’s about?
84.
MEREDITH
I actually don’t think it’s “about”
anything.
MEREDITH (cont’d)
If you’re implying an undercurrent
of--what? fetishism? pedophilia?--
then what’s the flip-side to that
line of thinking?
BEN
I don’t know. What--?
MEREDITH
Is your attraction to white women a
sublimated form of assimilation?
Are you trying to elevate yourself
in society’s eyes by--
BEN
What are you...where’d that come
from?
ALICE
(to Ben)
Sorry...
BEN
Jesus...you don’t have to turn this
into a personal attack on me! I’m
just...
MEREDITH
No, no...it’s not an attack. I just
think it gets a little tricky when
you start making moralistic
generalizations based on your own
wounded ego.
BEN
Wow.
ALICE
(to Meredith)
He’s had a hard day.
85.
MEREDITH
I know, and I’m sorry. I just don’t
know if it’s appropriate for
someone--particularly a cishet
male--to ascribe negative
psychological implications to other
people’s sexuality. I mean, it’s a
slippery slope when you start to--
BEN
It’s not a...I’m 100% just talking
about rice kings, okay? I’m not--
MEREDITH
Also, I know you think you’re being
funny or whatever, but there’s a
long history of pejorative slang
used to demean the sexuality of
“the other,” and to me it’s
completely retrograde.
BEN
I can’t say “rice king”? I’m not
allowed to--
ALICE
Ben. Um...Meredith’s dad is
British... So...
MEREDITH
But that’s beside the point.
BEN
How is that beside the point? That
totally is the point. You don’t
want to have to think of your
parents (he makes an awkward
thrusting gesture) “gettin’ it on”,
and so you--
MEREDITH
(simmering)
I’m very close to throwing this
drink in your face.
BEN ALICE
Jesus christ! What the fuck?
MEREDITH
I’m sorry.
86.
BEN
(to Alice)
You know, some people say that
lesbians can be kinda...humorless,
but I...I disagree, you know?
ALICE
Meredith!
Alice shoots Ben an angry look, then gets up and chases after
Meredith. Ben, now alone in the booth, takes another drink.
MEREDITH (O.S.)
I guess I just don’t understand why
it’s funny. At all.
ALICE (O.S.)
Just because I laugh at something
doesn’t mean I endorse it. I mean,
I hate to say it, but you are kind
of rigid about--
MEREDITH (O.S.)
Oh, so it’s my problem? He can--
ALICE (O.S.)
That’s not what I said.
MEREDITH (O.S.)
He can rant and spew all that toxic
bullshit, and I’m too rigid?
ALICE (O.S.)
Well, you’re not very
sympathetic...
MEREDITH (O.S.)
Are you fucking kidding me?
Ben pulls the pillow up around his head, covering his ears.
87.
Ben sits in the chair where Alice sat previously, his gaze
fixed out the window. Eventually, something out the window
catches his attention. He springs to his feet.
BEN
(to Leon)
Did you fuck her in my bed?
MIKO
(startled)
Oh my god, Ben! Are you crazy?
BEN
Did you take the shitty photos
first, and then fuck her, or...?
LEON
(in Japanese, to Ben)
Ben, let’s just calm down.
MIKO
No--he doesn’t understand--
LEON
(kicking himself)
Sorry, I shouldn’t have assumed--
88.
MIKO
What the hell is this, Ben? Did you
come all the way here to spy on me?
Are you that much of an asshole?
BEN
Absolutely, I am a giant asshole!
But I think it’s warranted in this
case--
LEON
Now, I appreciate that this is an
awkward situation for all of us.
We’re not meeting on the best of
terms here.
BEN
Yeah, I generally prefer a more
formal introduction to the guy
who’s fucking my girlfriend.
LEON
Okay. Let’s all just take a deep
breath...Ben, look--
BEN
Don’t fucking touch me!
Ben angrily swats Leon’s hand away. Leon springs into a “kung
fu” pose, crouching down with his hands raised, a fierce
expression on his face. He holds the pose, as if expecting
Ben to attack. Ben and Miko both look at Leon, perplexed.
BEN (cont’d)
What? You gonna do some tai chi on
me? Or...
LEON
Okay, yeah, that was absurd... I’m
sorry, it’s just a reflex from
decades of training.
BEN
(to Miko)
Of course he’s a martial arts guy.
MIKO
That’s enough, Ben--
89.
BEN
(to Leon)
No, come on. You wanna go, let’s
go, man. I know you’re dying to do
your version of that Tarantino
movie.
LEON
What?
BEN
Oh, you know the scene where Brad
Pitt kicks Bruce Lee’s ass. I bet
that’s like your fantasy, isn’t it--
Miko looks exasperated, like she’s heard Ben rant about this
a million times.
LEON
Actually, no, no, it is not.
LEON (cont’d)
I mean, overall, I thought it was a
great film, but I despised the idea
of aggrandizing a fictional white
protagonist by denigrating a real
Asian American icon. Now, I know
there’s some theories out there
that it was actually--
BEN
All right, shut the fuck up!
LEON
Ben... I just want to say, I’m
sorry for this. I understand your
anger, and--
BEN
I said don’t!
Ben swats it away, and Leon once again, jumps into a fighting
pose. Again, he catches himself, laughing.
LEON
Ha! I did it again!..Okay, you know
what, I’m making things worse. You
two need to talk.
90.
MIKO
Yeah.
LEON
Why don’t you two go my place--
Have a drink, the kitchen’s yours.
Take all the time you need.
(to Miko)
Call me if you need anything.
Miko nods. Leon makes brief eye contact with Ben, nods, and
then turns and walks away.
BEN
(shouting, to Leon)
Sayonara!
BEN
So I’m guessing this is his place?
MIKO
Yes.
BEN
Nice. I can see he really likes his
Oriental accessories.
BEN (cont’d)
So you never even had your own
place out here, did you? Does he
make you pay rent, or do you
just...walk on his back and--
MIKO
Come on, Ben. What the hell are you
doing here?
BEN
Just...trying to get my head around
all this. So you basically came out
here to be with him, right?
MIKO
Look. I owe you an apology, and--
91.
BEN
Oh, we’ll get to that. But
just...clear things up a little for
me. How does one cross paths with
a...Leon Alexander?
MIKO
(quietly)
...visiting a friend...
BEN
What?
MIKO
He was visiting someone who had a
film in the festival.
BEN
Ah.
MIKO
We met for coffee a few times while
he was in town, but it was nothing.
BEN
You’ve gotta stop bullshitting,
Miko. I saw the photos. I think I
can recognize our own fucking bed,
okay?
MIKO
We took a few pictures, but that’s
it. We agreed to wait until I’d
resolved things with you.
BEN
Oh. So, are you still “waiting”?
Because I don’t feel resolved, do
you? Holy shit, the blue-balls on
poor Leon...
MIKO
Ben, we were taking some time off.
You knew that.
BEN
I guess I didn’t realize that
“taking some time off” meant
“fucking other people.”
MIKO
Tch...are you sure about that?
92.
BEN
What’s that supposed to mean?
MIKO
It means my friend Koji saw you
holding hands with someone at the
flea market. She sounded like just
your type, too.
BEN
Okay, that’s bullshit. Don’t try to
turn this around on me, Miko.
MIKO
Look, it’s fine. I think it’s
obvious that this has been a good
change for both of us. I mean, we
went about it in a totally stupid
way, but somehow it all worked out
for the best.
BEN
But of all the people to...I mean,
a white guy is one thing, but he’s
such an obvious Asian fetishist!
MIKO
Do you realize how insulting that
is to me? That the only reason
someone could possibly be attracted
to me is because of some
objectifying abnormality?
BEN
I didn’t say that’s the only
reason!
MIKO
I think that says a lot more about
you than it does about me. That’s--
BEN
I’m criticizing him, not you! So
don’t--
MIKO
I know you think you’re in a
position to always be judging
people, but you don’t know anything
about him, okay? And if it really
matters to you, he’s not white.
93.
BEN
What? Are we talking about the same
guy?
MIKO
He’s Jewish and Indigenous
American.
BEN
Oh, that’s hilarious! Is that what
he put on his college application?
Or wait...do they even have
affirmative action in fashion
school?
MIKO
You should probably go.
Miko opens the front door. Ben walks slowly through the
doorway.
BEN
Oh, how’s the internship, by the
way?
MIKO
It’s great.
BEN
Sticking with your story. Nice.
MIKO
Ben...wait.
MIKO (cont’d)
I should’ve been more direct with
you a long time ago, and I
apologize for not doing that. But
even at my most frustrated, I felt
a lot of...pity for you, and I
realize that’s how you kept me
trapped.
BEN
“Trapped”? Don’t try to play the
victim now, Miko. It’s fucking
embarrassing.
94.
MIKO
You know what’s embarrassing?
Trying to hold onto something just
because you’re pathologically
afraid of change. That’s what you
do, and it...it felt like fucking
death to me!
BEN
So that’s my big crime, huh? I
don’t just give up? Ooh...what a
monster I am!
MIKO
No, I think you also have a problem
with depression and anger...weird
self-hatred issues...and just the
relentless negativity--
BEN
You know, you could benefit from a
little self-hatred!
MIKO
It’s passive-aggressive, Ben. Your
refusal to grow, to change...the
way you just gave up on any kind of
career...it’s hostile.
BEN
So, it’s all me doing stuff to you!
You’re not at all self-centered or
entitled or deceptive--
MIKO
Listen to me, Ben. You never did
anything to make me want to stay.
You never even asked me not to go.
You just did nothing, and then
resented me for--
BEN
(yelling)
Are you done? Are you done with the
fucking rationalizing? Or are you
gonna finally--
BEN (cont’d)
What?
95.
MIKO
I just had the best thought.
BEN
What?
MIKO
I never have to listen to this shit
again.
BEN
Okay, wait wait wait. This is what
happens. We get caught up in the
moment, and--
MIKO
No. You need to--
BEN
Let’s just give it some time, and--
BEN (cont’d)
(quietly)
Don’t do this to me.
MIKO
You need to go now.
Ben enters the lobby and gets into the elevator. As the
elevator doors open, he hears voices coming from inside the
apartment. He steps up to Meredith’s door and listens.
96.
MEREDITH (O.S.)
I don’t need to! Because everything
is about him and his opinions and
his grievances and--
ALICE (O.S.)
Well, he sticks to what he knows! I
mean, you’ve gotta give him credit
for--
MEREDITH (O.S.)
But there’s no insight! He has an
amazing ability to judge all the
people that have somehow offended
him--the people he thinks he’s
better than--but he’s absolutely
incapable of turning that critical
gaze on himself!
ALICE (O.S.)
Just ignore him. He’s going through
a rough time, and--
MEREDITH (O.S.)
And he wants to blow us up so
you’ll go back home with him!
ALICE (O.S.)
Yeah, I don’t think he’s quite as
possessive as you.
MEREDITH (O.S.)
Well, maybe not consciously. And
maybe you’re not aware of his
influence on you.
ALICE (O.S.)
Are you fucking serious?
BEN
(pointing at Meredith)
She’s right.
ALICE
What?
BEN
She’s right, and I’m gonna do the
most helpful thing I can think
of... I’m gonna go home.
BEN (cont’d)
Okay. Gonna take the next flight I
could get.
ALICE
What? No...
MEREDITH
Ben, I don’t want you to
misunderstand--
BEN
Definitely no misunderstanding.
BEN (cont’d)
(to Meredith)
Meredith. I’m sorry you had to meet
me at this point in my life. I
mean, (chuckles) I’m sure you
would’ve hated me anyway, but--
MEREDITH
No...
BEN ALICE
Yes you would’ve - It’s true.
BEN
...but the fact is, you happened to
catch me at my absolute...
98.
BEN (cont’d)
...uh...
ALICE
(to Ben, cautiously)
Did you see her?
BEN
What’s with all the fucking
balloons?
MEREDITH
Uh, I just wanted to say thanks for
being here. I don’t know if getting
another year older is really
something to celebrate at this
point, but I will still allow you
to buy me drinks.
MEREDITH (cont’d)
Um, so last month I got dragged to
a party I didn’t really want to go
to, and I got introduced to a
friend of a friend from California
even though I didn’t really want to
be introduced to anyone, least of
all someone from California.
Sorry...
99.
MEREDITH (cont’d)
Now I’m gonna say something that I
don’t say very often: I was wrong.
I was wrong about the party, I was
wrong about getting introduced. I
might still be right about
California, but anyway...that’s how
I met Alice, and, as most of you
know, I’ve since fallen head-over-
heels for her.
ALICE
She’s falling down drunk!
ANGLE ON: the crowd. People reacting with HOOTS and LAUGHTER.
MEREDITH
But listen...she just told me that
she’s moving here, and that’s
honestly the best present I could
imagine. So...YOUR LOSS,
CALIFORNIA!
MEREDITH (cont’d)
So keep buying me drinks, but buy
Alice a drink, too, and welcome her
to her new home!
Meredith climbs down from her chair, into Alice’s arms. They
kiss and the APPLAUSE grows louder.
Ben exits the bar and begins walking up the street. Alice
follows him out and catches up.
100.
ALICE
Hey, where you going?
BEN
I’m gonna go back to the apartment
and get packed up.
ALICE
I’m not moving just for her, you
know. I mean, whatever happens,
I’ll still be in like, the best
city in the world.
BEN
Okay. I mean, I disagree...
ALICE
Yes, you do.
BEN
Look, I...I’m glad you’re giving it
a shot.
ALICE
I’ll be back next month to get my
stuff. Start planning now! We can
get a U-Haul, and--
BEN
I can’t move 3,000 miles for
someone I’m not having intercourse
with.
ALICE
Speaking of someone you’re not
having intercourse with.
Ben laughs.
ALICE (cont’d)
So... is it officially over?
BEN
(shrugs)
Yeah.
ALICE
So you’re not gonna do the thing
where you run through the city to
make one last heartfelt attempt to
win her back and--
101.
BEN
(laughs)
What? No.
BEN (cont’d)
Anyway--
ALICE
I should get back in there.
He nods and watches as she goes back into the bar. His forced
smile quickly melts into a look of sadness.
The room cast in pre-dawn light. Ben lies on the couch, wide
awake. He sits up, notices a FRAMED PHOTO sitting on the side
table. It’s a photo of Alice and Meredith staring back at
him. Alice radiates joy, happier than he’s ever known her to
be. He mulls something over. Inspired, checks the time on his
phone, then comes to a decision.
Ben takes a last look, nodding his head. The reality of the
situation sinks in, and at last, he seems at peace. He turns
and walks off, dragging his suitcase.
TAM (O.S.)
Is anyone sitting here?
BEN
(cheerfully)
No!
103.
TAM
Thanks.
CLOSE ON: the screen, again from Ben’s POV. It’s the movie
that Ben and Miko saw at the Asian Film Festival.
The cabin lights come on, as Ben’s eyes slowly open. We hear
various lights blink on in the cabin. A passenger opens a
window, and the morning sunlights pours in.
ALICE’S VOICEMAIL
Hey. I think you’re still up in the
air, so I just wanted to leave you
a message and let you know that you
will die out there without me-- I’m
kidding! Learn to take a joke, Ben!
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