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[JD TRE ROMAN SENATE,OLD

[SENATOR STRADWARUJS is GETTING


STRUNG UP iN His WELL
D RASACRONO тоFEVER CA,wi Сї a ти репе сик
| Foes оссирена
rina AN Со SCORE 2 \ AND кенінен то
Š * OBEY OUR LAWS L

[P TET CAESAR ENFORCE THE


PONER OFROME IN THE OccLPED
TERRITORIES BEFORE HE THINKS OF NEW
THE SENATE WANTS ТО TAKE
ITS REVENGE ОМ МЕ FOR
CUTTING пе POWER. | MUST
SHOW THEM WHO'S THE BOSS,
AND то DO THAT FLL HAVE ТО
WIPE LITTHIS WRETCHED
GALLISH VILLAGE...

THESE BARBARIANS ARE NOT INTERESTED.


IN MONEY, IF THEY WERE, THE MAGIC POTON
£ сив DRUIDE
CHANGED GETING
HES Gi
ARE BEHAVING THEMSELVES,Л D HES
WE HAVEN'T GOT AANY WORRIES,
HAVENT GOT = 3 PESSIMISTICIN HIS

HOWEVER, THE DRUIDE


— IDON 15 nor WITHOUT
FOUNDATION. RIS
PLOUGHING (те WAY TOWARDS
(фи. Ом BARD A “GALLEN
WHERE
ROM THEEVERYONE
CAPTAIN15 ARGUING,
=
THE PIRATES
ARE GONG To
ART
SHIVER ME TIMBERS !
YOU CAN GET READY
TO RECEIVE BOARDERS, ,

SINKING 1!!!
м вома то
GIVE HM A FISH. HE САМ
STUFF т! REMEMBER, WE
WANT То GIVE
VITALSTATISTIX A

IMPEDIMIENTA, IN MY YES, WHEN ITCOMES


POSITION AS CHIEF, AS THE |TO STUFFING YOURSELF
MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN |WITH ROODANDDRINK
THE VILLAGE, | DO HAVE 3
CERTAIN OBLIGATIONS...

YOURE PROUD OF
WELL, THE YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN £
вана CHEF'S WIFE, WERE GOING то BE LANDED.
ARENT You PFIRST LADY WITH А LOT OFSTUPID PRESENTS.
OF THE VILLAGE /Some OF WE COULD NEVER EXPECT YOUR
MY GLORY RUBS OFF ON TO FRIENDS To GIVE YOU ANYTHING
you !
1 DON'T OBJECT то THAT
AT ALL, CONVOLVULUS.
| JUST DONT THINK THAT YOULL

ves our nor Ч


OFFICERS TOLD ME You
HAD SOME INDIVIBLIAL
OF EVERY ONE OF THOSE M IDEAS ABOUT SHARING
NUT CASES. NOW, | —
NEED THAT Í

ermVe!
SAE
“—
ыг
CA

IM THE CHI
FE / THE ARS
THE VILLAGE|

LADIES!
LADIES /TAKE
EVERYONE LOOKS DOWN `
ом ме?

~
NEVER GET А
уншлаа vase, |UP WITH
NOT You) NOBODY
——
To THETHIS
BACKVASE!
TEETH
и на

EVER аказ
ANYTHING LIKE
THAT To You!

I DIDN'T RING FOR You !


I'M GOING оит ON FOOT!
INCOGNITO 177

THAT BOAR was `


EXCELLENT! THANKS )
| |FOR EVERYTHING
ASTERIX!
WE DIDN'T тойн
111comeAND SEE,

| COULDN'T You

|
WAIT BEFORE

u'RE FREE TO
+ l'"vo
BALL
эд CHOOSE YOUR OWN FRIENDS,
ASTERIX, EVEN ИМ THE ЕМЕМУ
CAMP, EVEN ROMANS f
I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL
ABOUT CHOOSING му
FRIENDS IN
= f SHOULDN'T
„| HAVE CALLER
YOu & GREEDY

JUST WAIT TILL МУ FRIENDS


HEAR ABOUT THIS IT 50
HAPPENS VE INVITED THEM FOR
А CUP OF SORTS MILK TOTALK
ABOUT THIS BUSINESS /
он, ITS ONLY мик,
SUGAR, EGGS,
FLOUR. AND BOAR FAT一
NOT AT ALL
FATTENING

IMPEDIMENTA, YES, МУ HUSBAND


ABOUT THIS FULLIAUTOMATIX TOLD ME
THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD
TIME, HE HEARD LAUGHTER
AND SINGING, THEY SEEMED
TO HAVE BEEN DRINKING1

MY HUSBAND FRIEND OBELX > 1 THE SECRET


GERIATRIX SANS HES DO vou THINK HES
NOT Зо YOUNG FOR EXAMPLE P

THE ROMANIS ? THESE


YOUNG PEOPLE 4
1 ASK vou |
EJ зо —
S Eс а,ALтDы siMeFE oun) VAHESE oFUr LLA OF
МУROРЕ R WAa
W
не
Фи CAN'T c X ouve |
ME THATNE ASАTETHRIING
se—ns—
z но AD. HAS DO LD
MANS, IKE THAT. 1 SHOU
POTION то THE RO
азот
ATTITUDE .
NEXT DAY, А ROMAN PATROL IS
SCOUTING AROUND IN THE FOREST,

Hu THE ROMANS
DONT SCARE ME WITH
THER MAGIC POTION. ИМ
READY То FIGHT AGAIN,
Аз МЕ DID Ar
GERGOVIA L

THE MAGIC POTION!


WE'VE GOT THE
ALL THE LADS ARE T
WHY хон DON'
SIVE LIS ANY, INSTEAD
ASKING

NG T USBY GET
ABOU
OF SLETTI
BACHE THOSE
GAULISH NLITS1

чо THA NKS! IM OUT N


WELLT WESPREDOADHAVITE ABTHE
NOTEATING THAT, | THA
IONI , THEANСА
PROICMISEPOTVOL
MAG
D| ША
WILL SO ON SPL IT HP
AND 80 AWAY
WE CHOSEN YOU FOR
THIS MISSION, MAGNUMOPLIS,

DUH! | LIKES
PSYCHOLOGICAL
WARFARE,
OUT or THE QUESTIONE
Ошу OUR DRUID
KNOWS те SECRET!

HAVE You ALL GONE МАР, ALL TRE SAME, А ROMAN \ Рано шок AT THAT moy Line намат
BY TOUTATIS ? YOU DONT NEED WOULD HAVE То BE PRETTY ше / THE LEGIONARY WHO WORE IT MUST
MAGIC POTION TO KNOCK ven HAVE BEENENENА PROPER
AWAS GERATTITHADМЕSMA
GERIATRIX OUT f ——

FLL GO AND ASK THEM


As
A IF YOU LIKE
k No, NOT YOu.
UNHYGIENIX ANI
FLILLIALITOMATIX
vou ао!
WHY DIDN'T
CONSTANT SERVICE OF
THE ANTIQUE WORLD l

WARFARE P WHATS
THIS NEWFANGLED

ЈЕ THE ROMANS REALLY


DO HAVE THE MAGIC РОТОМ, TO GET ONMY NERVES,
THIS COULD BE A DANGEROLIS
MISSION, AND THE WAY YOLI
FUNNY THING... «е? | ЇГ
des |SMELL
SOMETHING FISHY
Bur ITротом
ISNT ! Ч ћ Вит |EXPLAINED (Т ALLTOYou.
UMA Š WERE JUST PRETENDING Í
Irs ONLY HOT
WATER £
5 2 lor oF 1 [амо How авошт N
` ее Sou, VITALSTANSTX P

asuma ||STOP CALLING


Е 1 |МЕ SENATOR,
IDIOT! GET
ALL THE ЗАМЕ, THEY HAVENT DU No ONE EVER EXPLAINS
TS APHY МЕКЕ — GOT THE MAGIC ANYTHING TO ME / THEYJUST
LEAVING. NOW THE POTON! KEEP ME AROUND BECAUSE
ROMANS HAVE GOT THE УМ ORNAMENTAL! A

— —
CIVIL SERVANT 2 THIRD
TENT ON THE LEFT

THERES SOMETHING ГО.


Щ ік ToCHECK
LPом
JE YOU DONT MIND ٠١ 4
ka ly @
РОДУ
УЫ... WHAT ARE YOU
дома TO во то МЕР,

NOTHING. WEVE WERE LEAVING THESE


JUST COME TO TELL You PARTS, ALONG WITH OBELIX
МЕ DESPISE YOU. WERE NOT AND THE MAGIC POTION !

7 WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING N


THAT GOES ON IN THE
CAMP FROM OUR VANTAGE
PONT IN THIS TREE
NOW THAT THOSE THREE GAULS
I'VE DONE IT! ЕТ WORKED —— = HAVE GONE, THE OTHERS WILL ВЕ
HARMLESS. NO MORE DRLID, NO
THE DRUID, THE DWARF AND | 5; = MORE MAGIA POTION !
THE MONSTERLAGHAV E LEFT
THE VIL E! |

ЕЙ |SOUND THE BUCINAS AND


TRUMPETS!ТоARMS! EVERYONE
FALL IN! ALL ABLE-BODIED
PERSONNEL TO REVIVE

WELL, SINCE THERE


DE STAND TO ATTENTION!Ñ
we NO FALLING OUT OF LINE!
3 j, WE
(OUGHT PSYCHOLOGICAL.
МАР...
ын YOU WILL IMASSACRE
= [ACCORDING TO THE RULES!
I DON'T WANT ANY
та FANCY NOTIONS HERE/GO
=
2-90. | AND GETYOURWEAPONS!
THEY HAVENT
MEN LEFT А
SENTRY!

оц DRANK TT T WOULDNT
HAVE ANY EFFECT Ом.
You AT ALL

IN THE DIRECTION OF THE VILLA

KĘ;

Боже ENOUGH, IN THE VILLAGE, THE GALLS ARE GETTING


СТО PROVE. THATTHEYARE NOT BY ANY MEANS
7 WE MUST REACH THE
VILLAGE AHEAD
OFTHEM TAKE
А dood SWIG OFMAGIC
POTION, ASTERI |

7” OUR REAR 15 BEING


АААТТАСКЕр/ PASS IT ON!!!
р
РАЗ
‘Bur SOMEONE
| MUST HAVE
SOLI i
DIL 4
ASTERIX, OBELIX
AND GETAFIX ARE
COMING BACK!!!

| о сәлаков Prarveus, | HAVE IDIOT! OWING TO THE FAILURE OF THE


ENDANGERED MY LIFE TO BRING YOUTHIS REAR TO BACK LISUP, THE ORDEROF
MARCH HAS BEEN TURNED BACK TO

Bar ENTORTHEIF i REAL


PATON... 8, Мое
THEкошмо
WHOLE AFFAIR
OF AA THEDROP |]
TOTAL,
INCOMPREHENSIBLLITY 4
THATS RIGHT.
7 GOOD
OFYou TO MAG POTION ? FULLIAUTOMATIX AND
HERE YOU ARE! WEVE
ul СОМЕ
SonderBAK...е | GOULD
GEIAFX,POSSIBLY BEEN ТО THE ROMAN
you MAKE A
ASK imme TO
MASK
POTON+

ТТ DOESN'T TASTE
OF ANYTHING

THATS THE POTION


WE NEED,
GETARIX

ОШ! үм мот \
BOTHERING YOU;
So KINDLY LET МЕ
СОМРОЗЕ МУ
BALLADS ІМ
PEACE
1!„c
THERES NOTA MOMENT
то BE LOST! THE GALLS know
THAT OUR POTION IS b.
THEIR DRUD IS GONG Te
THEM СОМЕ OF THE REAL
Е

е use)
ALL RIGHT, SO WE BEHAVED NJ
[NEVER MIND! IT'LL
7

SSNS ne ог
SLANDERS THAT ROMA!
YOU NAT LET as BONN мама. |
ВЕ LIKE GERGOVIAS r

К
1 DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'LL
YOU'RE GOING, BUT пм
GOING WITH You!
DO vou Ger Т,
ових ? WE MUST HOLD
THEM OFE LINTIL OUR
DRUD HAS FINISHED

ASTERIX, WE MUST PRESS THEM


TO STAĆ | É THEY GOAWAY WE
CANT HOLD THEM ОБЕ! 一
ко, те А PTY
THE ROMAN TROOPS
HAVE SUN RETIRING,
Роб

A WHOLE ARMY (ТРЕ кът ANYTHING то TELL SURE ENOUGH, TME IS


PUT TO FLIGHT ву |THIS 16 A STRATEGIC WIKORAWAL, RUNNING OUT FOR THE
TNO BARBARIANS. |ҮМ GONG TO ASK THE OTHER
GARRISONS То BRING LIP REIN- (Gust LET т ммен.
FOR А FEW MORE
MINUTES o
5,7 Еш THERE SNT ANY
MISTLETOE LEFT N THE
VILLAGE Í WELL HAVE TO
Go AND LOOK FOR SOME
IN THE FOREST

ET THEY TOLD NE | WAG GONG

BUT VM NOT HERE


FOR THE нант! та
Базиран
атkyмєк WN
22:
es: E
ШР THERE ?
GARRISONS ARE ALL
Ave, FRIENDS I
RIGHT, THEN...
MARCHING ом LIS /

HAS EVERYONE HAD


RIGHT, THEN...
1 Indomitable little Gaulish village,
2 Garrison of Aquarium [Roman camp].
3 Garrison of Roman camp of Totorum.
4 Garrison of Roman camp of Laudanum,
5 Garrison of Roman camp of Compendium.
8, 7. 8, 9 Gauls pouring out of the village any
old how, without any plan of battle,
10 Druid Getafix awaiting the outcome of the
battlebesidehis cauldron, nowempty,
11 Bard Cacofonix asking the druid what из À
all about, and what, might he ask, is going
on?
12 Pirate ship sunk by Gauls pouring out at
(В) full of enthusiasm. discovering on arrival (Y
at the beach that there are no Romans
available, and deciding not to waste their
time anyway. Бу Tautatis.
13 Obelix. menh delivery man, trying to
keep back the Gauls while explaining to them
that he got there first. he didn’t ring for
anyone, he would like to be left alone with À
his own Romans and they don't want to he.
disturbed
14 Fulliautomatix, village blacksmith, catch
ing sight of an old friend.
18 Unbygienix, village fishmonger. friend of
the afore-mentioned,
18 Point of intersection of the two friends,
17 Geriatrix, village elder. engaged in single
combat with Magnumopus, Roman legionary.
18 Vitalstatistix, chief of the Gaulish village,
badly [et down by his shield-bearers, who
have jumped the fence without bothering to
зєв that he kept his balance. He feels
Understandably downcast for a few moments:

u < © »
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ASTERIX j OBELIX PLATYPUS MAGNUMOPUS
В wari гу man Roman centurion Roman legionary
8
QUIETLY AS USUAL, THE даш WERE
MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, JESS, AND NOW
МЕЧЕ SUFFERED А DEFEAT, THANKS TO.
5 хош?
WEREYOU PLDIEAD SEWED LLWI! TH
voir

LO
NG
CONWOLLUIVE
TE
юэ OLUS
CONVOLVU
I
!

РИТ HIM IN CHAIN


WE'LL BE
TOR
SENDING
S!
HIM
OME TO CAES
AR,
CHARGED WIT—HTRHEIAGSHON
!
(SOMETIMES НЕ \IF HE CARRIES ON
ACTS IN THE MOST) KE THS WELL LET
UNBALANCED WAY! /HM DOWN ONE OF

Varo, ве
ЛоштАПЗ/

СУ Аш. тне SAME,1D 1 MUST SAY, IT WOULD


UKE тоKNOW IETHEY / веINTERESTING тоғыр
E Ar mar! )
— A BT Ч
14, SO 1 THOUGHT
ID BETTER COME
OUTSIDE TO ROAD-
TEST THE
SHIELD M

1 тиме тнегмеNY YES, THEYRE FONDOFA


GOT THE MESS | ван, IMPRACTICAL... THESE HUMANS )
ARE CRAZY!
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— (

5,

CELEBRATING, AMONG OTHER THINGS, THE


END OF HOSTILITIES. MY DEAR FRIENDS,
AM AT A LOGS

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