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TIMOTHY JANOVSKY is a queer multidisciplinary storyteller based in
Washington, DC. When he’s not daydreaming about young Hugh
Grant, he’s telling jokes, playing characters and writing books. He’s
the author of several romantic comedies, including Never Been
Kissed, You’re a Mean One, Matthew Prince and New Adult.
www.TimothyJanovsky.com
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The (Fake) Dating Game
Timothy Janovsky
www.millsandboon.co.uk
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ISBN: 978-0-008-93829-1
www.millsandboon.co.uk
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Note to Readers
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Author Note
Much love,
Timothy Janovsky
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Contents
Cover
About the Author
Title Page
Copyright
Note to Readers
Author Note
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty
Twenty-One
Twenty-Two
Twenty-Three
Twenty-Four
Twenty-Five
Twenty-Six
Twenty-Seven
Twenty-Eight
Twenty-Nine
Epilogue
About the Publisher
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One
But come with me, and I will teach thee concerning the road.
Dost thou see this narrow way? That is the way thou must go. It
was cast up by the patriarchs, prophets, Christ and his apostles.
Goodwill. Yes, many; but they are crooked and wide. The right
way only is strait and narrow. Go on therein, till thou comest to the
house of the interpreter, and he will shew thee excellent things.
Then said the Interpreter, “Come in, and I will shew thee that
which will be profitable to thee.” So he took him by the hand, and
led him into a large parlour that was full of dust. After a while he
called for a man to sweep; which he had no sooner begun to do,
than the dust so abundantly flew about, that Christian was almost
choaked. Then the Interpreter said to a damsel, “Bring hither water,
and sprinkle the room.” After which it was easily swept and
cleansed.
This parlour, said the Interpreter to Christian, is the heart of a
natural man. The dust is his original sin, and inward corruptions, of
every kind. He that first began to sweep is the law; she that
sprinkled it, is the gospel. Now whereas thou sawest, that by his
sweeping, the dust was only raised, and the room not cleansed at
all; this is to shew thee, that the law, instead of cleansing the heart
from sin, doth revive and increase it in the soul. For, by the law is
only the knowledge of sin; but not deliverance from it.
Again, Thou sawest the damsel sprinkle the room; after which it
was cleansed with pleasure: this is to shew thee, that when the
gospel comes into the heart, sin is easily subdued; and the soul
made clean thro’ faith, and fit for the king of glory to inhabit.
Stay, said the Interpreter, till I have shewed thee a little more.
Then he took him by the hand again, and led him into a dark room,
where sat a man in an iron cage; his eyes were fixed on the ground,
his hands folded together, and he sighed as if he would break his
heart.
Man. I left off to watch and pray; I sinned against light and love;
I grieved the Spirit, ♦and he is gone from me; I tempted the devil,
and he is come into me; I defied God, and he hath forsaken me.
Then was Christian glad, and said with a merry heart, The life
that I now ♦live, I live by faith in the Son of God; who loved me, and
gave himself for me.
Then he stood awhile to look and wonder, even till the tears ran
down his cheeks; and as he stood, three shining ones came and
saluted him with, Peace be unto thee. Then the first said unto him,
thy sins are forgiven thee; the second striped him of his rags, and
cloathed him with change of raiment; and the third set a mark on his
forehead, and gave him a roll, with a seal upon it, which he bid him
look on as he ran, and give it at the gate of the city.
They sat talking together till supper was ready. And at the table
also, all their talk was about the Lord of the hill, what he had done;
how great a warrior he was; and how he had fought with and slain
him that had the power of death; though not without great danger
to himself, and the loss of much blood.
Thus they discoursed till late at night; and then Christian was laid
in a large upper chamber, the name of which was Peace. In the
morning they shewed him the records of the greatest antiquity: in
which was the pedigree of the Lord of the hill, the son of the Ancient
of days. Here also were fully shewn the acts he had done, and the
worthy deeds of many of his servants, who had subdued kingdoms,
wrought righteousness, stopt the mouths of lions, quenched the
violence of fire; escaped the edge of the sword, waxed valiant in
fight, and turned to flight the armies of the aliens.
The next day they took him into the armory, where they shewed
him all manner of furniture, provided for pilgrims; swords, shields,
helmets, breast-plates, and shoes that would never wear out. And
there was here enough of these to arm as many men as there are
stars in heaven for multitude.
They then armed him from head to foot, lest he should meet
with assaults by the way. And when he set out, Piety, Charity, and
Discretion accompanied him to the foot of the hill. Then said
Christian, “As it was difficult coming up this hill, so I see it is
dangerous going down.” “It is so,” said Charity, “for it is a hard thing
for a man to go down into the valley of humiliation, and catch no slip
by the way.” When they were come to the bottom, they gave him a
loaf of bread, a bottle of wine, and a cluster of raisins; and then he
went on his way.
He had gone but a little way in the valley, before he espied a foul
fiend coming to meet him; his name was Apollyon. Then did he cast
in his mind, whether to go back, or stand his ground. But he
considered he had no armour for his back, and therefore resolved to
stand. So he went on, and Apollyon met with him. Now the monster
was hideous to behold. He was cloathed with scales; he had wings
like a dragon; out of his belly came fire and smoak, and his mouth
was as the mouth of a lion. He beheld Christian with a disdainful
look, and began to question him thus:
Christian. I was your subject; but your service was hard, and I
could endure it no longer.
Apollyon. Thou didst the same to me; and yet I will pass by all, if
thou wilt now return.
Christian. I tell thee, once for all, I like his service, his wages, his
government, his servants, his company, and country, better than
thine; and him only will I serve.
Apollyon. Yet consider in cool blood, what thou art like to meet
with in the way that thou goest. How many of his servants came to
ill ends? How many have been put to shameful deaths? And yet, as
good a master as he is, he cometh not to deliver them out of my
hands.
Apollyon. But what reward shalt thou have, who hast already
been unfaithful in thy service to him.
Christian. Wherein?
Then did Apollyon stride quite over the way, and said, “I am void
of fear in this matter. Prepare thyself to die. For no farther shalt thou
go. Here will I spill thy soul.”
I took notice, that Christian was now so amazed, he did not know
his own voice: for just as he was over-against the mouth of the pit,
one of the wicked ones stepped up softly, and whispered many
grievous blasphemies to him, which he verily thought had proceeded
from his own mind.
When he had travelled thus for some time, he heard the voice of
one before him, saying, Though I walk through the valley of the
Shadow of Death, I will fear no evil; for thou art with me.
At this Christian was somewhat moved, and putting forth all his
strength, he soon got up with Faithful, and outwent him. So the last
was first. Then did Christian smile, because he had got the start of
his brother: but not taking heed to his feet, he suddenly stumbled
and fell; nor could he rise again, till Faithful came to help him.
Christian. But why then did no more of them come with you?
Faith. I do not think they firmly believed it, else they could not
have staid there.
Christian. Did you hear no talk of neighbour Pliable?
Christian. But why should they despise him, since they despise
the way which he forsook?
Faith. Yes, but I met with one, whose name was Wanton, that
had like to have done me a mischief.
Faith. Yes: at the foot of the hill Difficulty, I met with a very aged
man, who asked, “If I would be content to live with him?” I asked
him his name; he said it was Adam the First. I asked what wages he
would give? He told me, I should be his heir. Then I asked, how long
time he would have me live with him? And he told me, “As long as
he lived himself.”
When I was but half-way up, I looked behind me and saw one
coming after me, swift as the wind. So soon as he overtook me,
down he knocked me, and laid me for dead. When I was come a
little to myself I asked him, Why he used me so? He said, for
inclining to Adam the First. And with that he struck me another blow
on the breast, and beat me down backward. When I came to myself
again, I cried for mercy. But he said, “I know not to shew mercy;”
and knocked me down again. He had doubtless made an end of me;
but that one came by, and bade him “forbear.”
Faith. I did not know him at first; but as he went by, I saw the
holes in his hands and in his side.
Faith. He said, it was a low mean thing to mind religion; and that
a tender conscience was an unmanly thing: that few of the mighty,
or rich, or wise, regarded it; nor any of them, till they became fools;
till they were persuaded to venture the loss of all, for no body knows
what. He objected also, the base and low estate of most of those
who minded religion; likewise their ignorance and want of learning,
yea, of natural understanding. He said, It was a shame to sit
whining under a sermon, and to come sighing and groaning home:
that it was a shame to ask my neighbour forgiveness; to make
restitution, if I had taken from any; and, above all, to renounce all
the men of credit and reputation, and to consort only with the poor
and base.
Faith. I knew not what to say at first, till it came into my mind,
That which is highly esteemed of men, is had in abomination with
God. Then I saw what God says is best, is so, though all the men in
the world are against it. Therefore they who are fools for Christ’s
sake, are the wisest of men; and the poor man that loveth him, is
richer than he who hath thousands of gold and silver. I then said
with a loud voice, Shame, depart! Thou art an enemy to my
salvation. I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ; neither of his
ways, nor of his servants. I will confess them all before men. So
shall he confess me before my Father which is in heaven.
Faith. No; for I had sunshine all the rest of the way, and also
through the valley of the Shadow of Death.
As they went on, Faithful looking on one side, saw one walking at
a distance. He was a tall man, and more comely at a distance than
at hand. Faithful accosted him in this manner:
Faith. Well then, let us begin; and since you leave me to chuse
the question, let it be this? How does the saving grace of God
discover itself, when it is in the heart of man?
Faith. Nay, hold. Let us consider one at once. I think you should
rather say, it causeth the soul to abhor sin.
Faith. O, a great deal. I have heard many cry out against sin,
who could abide it well enough in the heart, house, and
conversation. Some cry out against sin, as a mother cries out against
the child in her lap: when she calls it slut and naughty girl; and then
falls to kissing and hugging it.
Faith. This sign should have been first: but, first or last, it is good
for nothing. For there may be great knowledge, of the mysteries of
the gospel, and yet no work of grace in the heart: yea, though a
man have all knowledge, he may yet be nothing; and consequently
no child of God. When Christ said, Do ye know all these things? And
the disciples answered, yes: he said, Happy are ye if ye do them. He
doth not lay the blessing in knowing, but in doing them. Therefore
this sign also is not true.
Talk. You lie at the catch again. This is not for edification.
Faith. Well, if you please, mention any other sign how this work
of grace is discovered.
Faith. I ask them, because (to tell you the truth) I have heard
that your religion lies in talk; that your life gives the lie to your
profession; that you are a spot among Christians; and, by your
unholy conversation, bring a reproach on that worthy name whereby
we are called.
Talk. Since you judge so rashly, and are so ready to take up evil
reports, you are not company for me; so farewel.
Then came up Christian, and said, I told you how it would be.
You did well to speak plainly. I wish all men would deal with such
men as you have done, and then either they would themselves come
to be truly religious, or the company of those that are so would be
too hot for them.
While he was yet speaking, they saw Evangelist coming after
them, who soon overtook them, and said, “Peace be unto you. How
hath it fared with you, my friends, since the time of our last
parting?”
Then Christian and Faithful told him of all things that had
happened to them on the way.
“My sons, you have heard in the words of the truth of the gospel,
that ye must, thro’ much tribulation, enter into the kingdom of
heaven. Therefore you cannot expect to go long on your pilgrimage,
without meeting that whereto ye are called. You have found
something of the truth of these testimonies already, and more will
soon follow. For you will come to a town by and by, where you will
be hard beset with enemies. But be ye faithful unto death, saith the
Lord, and I will give you a crown of life.”
The first witness against Faithful was Envy, who spoke to this
effect. “My Lord, this man is one of the vilest men in our country. He
neither regards prince nor people, law nor customs; but is
continually turning the world upside down. And I myself heard him
affirm, that the customs of our town and Christianity could not be
reconciled.”
They then called Superstition, who spake thus: “My Lord, I have
not much knowledge of this man, neither do I desire it; but this I
know, ♦ that he is a pestilent fellow, and of very dangerous
principles. I heard him say, that our religion was naught, and such
as it was impossible to please God by. And your lordship very well
knows, what must follow from thence: that we worship in vain, and
are still in our sins.”
“My Lord, I have heard this fellow rail on our noble prince
Beelzebub; yea and speak contemptuously of his most honourable
friends: nay, he hath not been afraid to rail on you, my Lord, in the
same terms, with which he has bespattered most of the nobility and
gentry of our town.”
The judge then said, thou traitor, hast thou heard what these
honest gentlemen have witnessed against thee?
Faith. I say, that all the customs of this place are flatly opposite
to the word of God: that your worship, being void both of faith and
love, is an abomination to the Lord; and that your prince with all his
attendants, are only fit for that hell which is prepared of old for him
and his angels.
Judge. Gentlemen of the jury, you have heard this man’s own
confession. What think ye?
Now I saw that there stood behind the multitude a chariot and
horses waiting for Faithful, who (so soon as the earthly tabernacle
was dissolved) was straightway carried therein thro’ the clouds. But
Christian was remanded to prison, and shortly after discharged; he
that hath the hearts of all men in his hand, over-ruling the malice of
his enemies.
But he went not forth alone; for one, whose name was Hopeful,
(having been won by their meekness and patience in suffering)
resolved to accompany him wherever he went. He also told
Christian, that there were many more of the men in the fair, that
would take their time and follow after.
So they went on without stopping or looking behind them, till
they came to a pleasant plain, called Ease; but it was narrow, so
that they were quickly over it. On the farther side was a little hill,
called Lucre, and in that hill a silver mine, which many who went
that way, had formerly turned aside to see: but the ground breaking
in with them, they miserably perished. A little way off, over against
it, stood one, who called to Christian and his fellow, “Ho! turn aside
hither, and I will shew you a thing.”
Christian. Not I. I have heard of this place before, and how many
have been slain here; that treasure is a snare to them that seek it,
and hindreth them in their pilgrimage.
Christian. Demas, I know thee, who thou art. Thou art an enemy
to the right ways of the Lord. Thou hast been already condemned
for turning aside from his way. And wouldest thou bring us into the
same condemnation? Rather shall thy money perish with thee. So
they went their way.
Now I saw that on the other side of the plain, stood an old
monument, at the sight of which they were surprised; for it seemed
as if it had been a woman transformed into a pillar. For some time
they could not tell what to make of it, till they espied a writing upon
the head, which was, Remember Lot’s wife. Ah, my brother, said
Christian, this is a seasonable sight. Had we gone over to view the
hill Lucre, we had, for ought I know, been made like this woman a
spectacle to all generations.
Hopeful. How justly might I have been as she is! She only looked
back; and I desired to go and see. I am ashamed such a thought
should be in my heart.
Christian. Let us take notice of what we see here, for our help in
time to come. This woman escaped one judgment; for she fell not in
the destruction of Sodom; yet she was destroyed by another. She
was turned, as we see, into a pillar of salt.
I saw then that they went on their way to a pleasant river, which
David calleth, The river of God, but John, the river of the water of
life. Now their way lay on the bank of the river. Here they walked
with great delight; they drank also of the water of the river, which
was enlivening to their weary spirits. And on the banks on either
side, were green trees for all manner of fruit; and the leaves were
for the healing of the nations. On each side of the river was also a
meadow, curiously beautified with flowers; and it was green all the
year long. In this they lay down and slept; for here they might lie
down safely: but being not yet at their journey’s end, after a short
time they departed.
They had not journied far, before the river and the way divided
from each other. At this they were not a little sorry; yet they durst
not go out of the way. The path now grew more and more rough,
and their feet were tender with travelling. So the souls of the
pilgrims were much discouraged, by reason of the way. Now a little
before them there was a meadow on the left hand, and a stile to go
over into it. Then said Christian, if this meadow lies along by our
way-side let us go into it. He went to see, and a path lay along by
the way, on the other side of the fence. “’Tis as I wished, said
Christian; here is a smooth path; come let us go over.”
Now they heard him fall, and called to know what was the
matter; but there was none to answer, except with groans. Then
said Hopeful, Where are we now? But Christian was silent, fearing
he had led him out of the way. And now it began to thunder and
lighten, and rain; and the waters in the meadow rose amain.
Christian. Who would have thought that this path should have led
us out of the way?
Hopeful. I was afraid at first, and should have spoke plainer, but
that you are older than I.
Christian. No. I led you out of the way. If there be any danger, let
me be first therein.