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Op Boredom Lash –
Orders
19/12/2008

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Prelims
Security of O-Group
• Ensure you are in a safe location before disseminating the rest of these
orders.
• Orders are not to be printed; NO HARD COPY IS TO EXIST.
• Orders are not to be stored on hard drive. ENSURE FILE IS DELETED ONCE
READ.
• Actions on En seen - Exit application immediately. Last resort destroy
computer.
• Sentries are provided by A Coy Norton Anti-Virus and 3 Tp Windows Defender

Admin
Attached:
• Civilian Liaison Officers
• Elements of RWxY
• 1x LURCH

Weather
• Better than Exeter, but cold enough to need a semi before SOME of the
photos
• Last Light – 1613hrs
• First Light – 0817hrs
• Tide Times – Low Tide : 1653hrs
– High Tide: 2309hrs
• Visibility – Progressively hazier as night progresses
• Moon State –Full moon(s) likely

Task Org
• Troops to be placed in mixed sections with commanders appointed.

Ground
• To the N - Dartmoor
• To the S - Sea
• To the E & W - Familiar Concrete jungle, as per previous Ops.
• See map in detail for known Objs and likely En locations.

Situation
En Forces – Strength
• Hoes – Pl (-) strength
• Task Force BF – Sec (+)

Loc
• Outposts observing all alcohol refueling points
• All outposts are known to have in-depth positions

Wpns

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• Variety of Biological Weapons (STI’s)

• CQB purse and bag
• 81mm Fist

Equip
• Long Range Stiletto Transport
• Sophisticated Camouflage known as “NOT VERY MUCH” to blend in with
civpop

DF’s
• Task Force “BF” are known to operate 81mm fist with varying degrees of
accuracy as night progresses.
• They have been tasked to provide DF’s on outposts and as Final Protective
Fire.

Air/Aviation
• Mark 1 Hefers being deployed from top of poles armed with Penetrating
Inorganic Explosive (P.I.E.) rounds

Morale
• Variable due to time of Month

Objs
• To strengthen their numbers by rapid reproduction with the local population
• To cache alcohol in case of Task Force BF abandonment, known locally as
“Dumping”

NBC
• Severe threat from Gonoheera and Syphilis
• Minor threat from Crabs

Future Intentions
• To use cache threat as ambush location on local population

Friendly Forces
2up Intent – To destroy the MDP loc at the Plymouth Gin Distillery
1up Intent - locate and fix the “Plymouth Hoes” and destroy their alcohol caches
situated in AOR
Flanking Forces – 131 Cdo Eng 300 Tp to West and D Coy 6 Rifles to the East
Fire Plan outline – Fire support to be supplied HMS Lambs Rum
Air/Avn – Wing men to counter Mark 1 Hefers

Mission
1 Plymouth Bros (us) is to ambush Plymouth Hoes in Objs Cuba, Blush and
Roundabout iot dominate their key terrain. Be prepared to counter NBC threat and
repel enemy advances

Execution

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Concept of Ops
Intent
It is my intent to seize and destroy all caches by dominating key Plymouth hoe
terrain in a 3 phase operation
SoM – 3 Phase Op
Move to TAOR from individual assy areas.
• Ph 1 – Pl rehearsals around the FUP area. To be in FUP by 1755hrs.
• Ph 2 - Acclimatisation. In order to successfully infiltrate the En forces we need
to be in the same drunken frame of mind and suitably fed.
• Ph 3 - CTR (Christmas Totty Recce) in the Union Street area.

ME
Lies with the infiltration of Plymouth Hoes

Msn’s and Tasks

1, 2 & 3 Sects be prepared to conduct assault, recce, securing and banter tasks, to
include:
• Phase 1:
Cohesion through bonding and shared hardship experience.
• Phase 2:
Acclimatisation through local food and copious drinks.
Sub missions and tasks to be delivered on the night.
• Phase 3:
Infiltration of En Forces.

Co-ord Instrs
Timings
• No move before – 1700hrs
• FUP –1755hrs
• H-Hr 1815hrs
• Obj Secure 0500hrs
• Rehearsals – After O-group at GR SX488539

Phase 1:
• 191755DEC In FUP (Smeaton’s Tower - Hoe)
• 1758hrs Festive Spirit
• 1800 - 1815hrs Orders
• 1815hrs Pl Rehearsals.
• c.1840hrs Depart for Phase 2 Ops.

Phase 2:
• 1850hrs Arrive at Gog & Magog (Spoons - Barbican)
• 1930hrs Commence eating, having had a few drinks.
• 2100hrs Latest Departure time for Studentville.
- Conduct night’s msns and tasks.
• c.2359hrs Tasks complete.

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Phase 3:
• c.190001DEC Move to Union Street for Phase 3
• c.0005hrs -> Phase 3 and local female tasks.
• c.0500 Objs Secure ReOrg / Replen - Goodbodies.

Prelim move
FUP - GR SX477538 – Smeatons Tower
Routes - Self assigned from own assy area.
OOM - Elite to arrive first.
Markings - FUP will be marked by a large red and white tower.
Actions in FUP - ‘Prepare’ for Photo.
Sy - All troops are to be vigilant

Control Measures:
LD - Southern Edge of Hoe grassed area.
Axis - Starting SOUTH and moving through E, N, and SW as op progresses.
Bdrys - In line of sight of own troops.
Rate of Adv - Best speed, considering harsh conditions.
LOE. - As far as she’s prepared to go.

FirePlan:
Direct:
Pris - Spirits
- Beers
- Cider
- Girly Drinks ARE NOT TO BE USED
Organic Wpns - Only to be discharged in toilets.

Surprise and Security:

CSCM: - Communications to be restricted (mobile/FB silence until
192300DEC)
Deception: - Lie to Hoes.

NBC:
States - LOW unless Hoes previously exposed to RM.
Reporting - Verbal / Mobile on sight of RM.
Detection Plans - Observe individuals exuding arrogance and excessive vanity.

ReOrg Instructions:
Arcs - As allocated
Anti Tank Plan - Do not pull big girls, there is no ‘A’ in ‘FIT’.
Locs - Goodbodies

Actions On:
PW - Bag, Tag, and then if necessary tap and rack (as per Amsterdam
convention).
Eff En Fire - BOLT!
Civs and Refs - Mingle if fit. (or if task related)

SUMMARY:
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We will be conducting a 3 phase Operation with the primary focus being on

enjoyment.
There will be many tasks and challenges along the way involving nudity, bonding &
phys; all of
which will require photographic evidence. Phase 1 is to bond troops of all cap
badges. Lash
phase is to conduct the banterous missions and tasks. The final phase, is so you can
‘trap off’!
SERVICE SUPPORT:
SOP Variations:
Dress - Best Trapping Rig (To include Shirt and SHOES, to ensure entry)
Eqpt - Beret, Stable Belt, Xmas decoration (think fig leaf!), Towel, CASH!!!
(for Civvies - Bowler Hat and Leather Belt)
Wpns - To be made safe prior to event to ensure longevity in Phase 3 Ops!
Veh Loading - Taxi Ranks

Log Sp:
From ‘Spoons through to Goodbodies, Log Sp will be provided in exchange for cash.

Med Plan:
Loc - Derriford (in extreme stupid circumstances)
CASEVAC - Fireman’s Carry to secure Loc.
Med Pack - NONE - TC and ‘Man-Up’ to be conducted until fit to continue.
Morphine - In Lieu of Morphine, alcohol.

ES:
Sort your OWN kit/lives out!

COMMAND AND SIGNAL:

HQs:
Locs - At the heart of Banter
Altn Comd - None, so pipe down, fresh!

Comms:
SECURE FACEBOOK AND MOBILE COMMS ONLY!!!

Codes:
Codewords:
Phase 1 - Grandma
Phase 2 - Roadrunner
Phase 3 - Kissyfer

Nicknames:
Hoes - Splits
RM - Fags
Task Force BF - Twats

SYNCHRONISE
Just DON’T be late.

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QUESTIONS

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