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The document is a 30 second radio advertisement promoting oysters as a secret delicacy found in tidal waters. It describes diving into the water and discovering the flavors of oysters by simply tilting one's head back and letting the oyster and its juices slide into the mouth, instantly transporting the eater to the waters where the oysters came from. A mermaid whispers that eating oysters is like kissing the sea on the lips.
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- 1. The Ocean’s Best Kept Secret: 30 seconds MUSIC: SOFT MYSTICAL MUSIC FADES IN ANNOUNCER: In the finest tidal waters lies a secret. SFX: WAVES ANNOUNCER: A delightful delicacy like no other. SFX: DIVING INTO WATER SPLASH ANNOUNCER: Dive in and discover these flavors. Simply tilt your head back and… SFX: SLURP ANNOUNCER: …and let the oyster and its juices slide into your mouth, instantly transporting you to the waters from which they came from. SFX: PLAYFUL FEMALE GIGGLE MERMAID: (whispers) Oysters, it’s like kissing the sea on the lips. MUSIC: SOFT MYSTICAL MUSIC FADES OUT OUT