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E-MAIL TO EMAIL
&
FEMALE TO FEMALE...:-):-D
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I bought a new printer because it's cheaper than ink refills.
Now I think about how long until new cars are cheaper than fuel.
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I HAVE LOTS OF JOKES IN MY INBOX,
BUT I CAN'T SEND YOU ALL OF THEM,
IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME,
SO I'M SENDING YOU JUST 1 JOKE
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"YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL"
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Your last name
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up.
Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please.
Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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TEACHER: WHO WANTS TO GO TO HEAVEN?
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EVERYBODY LIFT THEIR HANDS EXCEPT ONE SMALL BOY
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TEACHER ASKS HIM WHY U DNT WANT TO GO
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HE SAYS: MOM SAID COME DIRECTLY HOME AFTER SCHOOL
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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GOOD FRIENDS ARE LIKE SOFTWARE.
THEY ENTER UR LIFE;
SCAN UR PROBLEMS;
EDIT UR TENSIONS;
DOWNLOAD UR SOLUTIONS;
DELETE UR WORRIES
AND
SAVE U IN THEIR HEART!
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Babe, the only regret I have is not knowing you since the day ioz born,,love you
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A VERY OLD LADY TEACHER OF ENGLISH
ASK THIS QUESTION WITH THE CLASS:
WHEN I SAY “I AM BEAUTIFUL”, WHICH TENSE IS IT?
ONE PUPIL ANSWERED: IT'S THE PAST TENSE OF COURSE.
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Great good fantastic very good comprehensible it is interesting with me so wonderful I need more that because it is very clear I like it and I love it as matter
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I love like a fried chicken
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GIRLS LOVE IS LIKE A CHOCOLATE.
BECAUSE IT’S TOO SWEET. BUT THE TASTE IS SHORT TIME,
CAUTION:EVERY CHOCOLATE HAS AN EXPIRY DATE.
BUT BOYS LOVE IS LIKE WINE,NO EXPIRY DATE.
IT GIVES KICK TO UR BODY…
THAT’S BOYS LOVE…
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I have found a new man acarrying man,btfl en kind if you wanna knw my knew man jst go2 de mirror en you wll see him standing there
I love you but am afraid you will love me too, do you?
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MONEY IS MADE FROM PAPER,
PAPER IS MADE FROM WOODS,
WOODS ARE FROM TREES,
WHICH MEANS
MONEY GROWS ON TREES
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Believe me when I say my heart cries out to you, in fact, if kisses could be sent in words, you would be reading this with your lips.
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FRIEND 1: I BOUGHT A GUITAR THAT TELLS TIME
FRIEND 2: HOW DOES IT WORK, BRO?
FRIEND 1: EVERYTIME I PLAY IT, MY NEIGHBORS SCREAMS
IT IS 2 AM, IDIOT
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If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
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For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
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Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
WHY GIRLS LIVE LONGER THAN BOYS?
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SCIENTIFIC STUDIES HAVE PROVED THAT
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"SHOPPING"
NEVER CAUSES HEART ATTACKS, BUT,
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"PAYING THE "BILLS" DOES
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There is one valuable thing in life which can turn strangeness into familiarity, coldness into warmth, indifference into understanding. That is true friendship.
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GOOD GIRLS ARE FOUND IN EVERY CORNER OF THE EARTH
BUT, UNFORTUNATELY EARTH IS ROUND 🙂
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