There is really no need to watch The Legend of Zelda cartoon. To sum it up the cartoon is just plain boring. It captures nothing of the magic and wonders one can get while exploring Hyrule in the games. This was made in a time when most video game adaptations were bad. Now there is a golden standard between the Sonic movie and the Castlevania anime.

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However, there are some crazy things that happen that need to be seen. These ten scenes are so bad that they are good. If one is curious about how bad and bizarre this show can get, well, here are the answers. And for those curious, yes, this entire show is uploaded onto YouTube. Nintendo has no cares in the world.

10 Donald Ducking It

In the opening scene of episode one, Link fans are treated to the Hero of Time wearing the tiniest shirt/dress ever. That is to say, he has no pants on and the shirt just barely covers his family rupees. In episode eight it is revealed he does have boxers under there.

Oh, but let’s not skip how one finds that out. That episode, in particular, opens up with Link sleepwalking, shooting an arrow and rope to Zelda’s room and then crossing it like a zombie. Even in his dreams, Link is thirsty.

Link is not an easy character to like. He is constantly running after Zelda in hopes of a smooch, is vain, and full of himself. He gets put in his place in episode four when he basically cheats on Zelda by kissing another girl that turns into a mummy, who then turns him into a frog.

It’s supposed to be sad as he gets extremely depressed, but it’s funnier than anything due to his nasal voice and hunger for bugs. Sometimes curses happen for a reason buddy.

8 A Swing And A Kiss

Link’s rope antics in episode eight were preceded by this little gem of an opening. The king catches Link about to swing into Zelda’s room for a kiss. When the king asks what he is doing Link admits it, the king tells him, no, pauses, and then tells him to not go without flowers. Then he basically pushes him off the ledge.

What kind of dad does this to a daughter in the middle of the night? What’s more these three silly flowers work on Zelda! Different times people. Different. Times.

7 A King And A Kiss

Oh but wait, the king gets better. He gets kidnapped in episode six while Ganon is looking for a magic magnet or something. That part doesn’t matter.

What does is the part when he is rescued at the end and Link asks for a kiss for a reward obviously wising it to be performed by Zelda. The king doesn’t get that and smooches him instead. Yeah, that’s some king all right.

6 The Waterpark Of Zelda

Oh but wait again because the ruler of Hyrule gets even zanier. In episode eleven he starts out the show by getting drunk. It is never said what he is drinking but it looks like a piñata colada.

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He’s drinking this in his fountain by the way before he reveals to Zelda that he is building a water park. A water park! Smash cut to the wonderland already being built. Nothing says The Legend of Zelda like a theme park. What was going on in that writer’s room?

Link and Zelda are practically acrobats in the show flipping around like they were parkour masters or something. One can really tell how crazy things get in episode six wherein the two of them fight a bunch of Tektite spiders.

They rocket into the air after dodging webs with Zelda seemingly flying off of a cliff and landing gently in some forest. It’s really something to behold.

4 Time For Walkies

There are two times when Zelda literally takes the Triforce for a walk. This first happens in episode six wherein a string is tied to the Triforce to make sure it doesn’t float away? It never floats away in the castle.

Why doesn’t Zelda just carry it? Even crazier still in episode eleven, Zelda literally zaps a chain around the Triforce with her finger. First of all, Zelda can zap chains on things? Second of all is the Triforce a prisoner? It just looks so ridiculous.

3 Til Death Do Us Part

Ganon’s plans switch from just getting both halves of the Triforce to needing to marry Zelda in order to make the whole ruling of Hyrule thing official. That in itself is weird, but of course, it gets stranger from there. In episode ten he almost does it.

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Ganon slaps a crown on Zelda in order to mind control her to say yes. They make it to the altar with what is to be presumed as Death itself marrying the two. This is his only appearance in the show. He is never called Death but this guy is pale white, has red eyes, wears a robe, and has a giant scythe. It was Death.

Keeping with the dead motif, let’s talk about episode twelve wherein Ganon finally succeeds in killing Link. Well, almost. His body is captured, but his soul remains outside of Ganon’s clutches. That is to say, he turns into a ghost and only Zelda can see him.

It’s funny that he is less upset about being a ghost than turning into a frog. Does that hold true for reality? What would most people rather be between a humanoid frog or a ghost? Anyway, that’s a poll for another day.

1 Tongue That Castle

Last but not least, this entry captures one of the final scenes of the show. In episode thirteen Ganon’s soldiers decide to turn on him and go after Zelda and Link themselves. They are, of course, defeated and plead with their lives for Ganon to forgive them.

He does, but he has a condition. He wants them all to get down on their hands and knees and clean the castle with their tongues. Whoa. Ganon has some pretty weird domineering kinks for his minions. It is uncomfortable to watch to say the least.

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