Popular vehicles in nationwide recall
State and Territory Transport Departments have issued an urgent recall of cars made by all popular manufacturers. The Federal Government is coordinating the recall but leaving the administrative and practical details to State and Territory governm…
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Dairy Queen doesn’t want to get lost in a blizzard
Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…
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McDonalds is now selling McPopcorn
The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…
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Folks, it's here by popular demand - WhataPizza
The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
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Fast food outlets in the Los Angeles area will be hiring massueses to relax the patrons
The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff. The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get o…
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Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan opens up Ryan's Fastball Chicken Diner
(SPORTS NEWS) - Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti has just broken the story that the greatest baseball pitcher of all-time has just opened up Ryan's Fastball Chicken Diner in his hometown of Alvin, Texas. Confetti noted that Nolan,…
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Elon Musk's latest creation is the Uber Motorcycle
Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole's lingerie & accessories shoppe is now selling opulent feathered umbrellas
The nation's top crime family wants to buy The Statue of Liberty
Elon Musk comes out with the amazing Tesla Fire Truck
The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides
McDonalds food sales shoot up after they add the McMargaritas
Celebrity bodily fluids going going – raaaaaaaalph!
Cheryl Cole opens a pole dancing lounge in Manhattan
Elon Musk introduces the Tesla helicopter
7-Eleven to become 7-Seven
A hair saloon owner develops a razorless, waxless, painless way to remove pubic hair
Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu
Britney Spears' reusable tampons "flood the market"
Walmart is proud to announce that they are the first retail chain in the USA to carry the new, amazing Britney Spears Reusable Tampons. According to New Products Institute spokeswoman Paula Muskogee, the new reusable tampons are the greatest thing…
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Elizabeth Hurley and Cheryl Cole form Muffins Inc.
The Rumor City News Agency has just broken the story that sexy celebs Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole have just formed Muffins Inc. Reporter Haley Shreveport spoke with both women, who are considered the best looking cougar/MILFs to come along in a lon…
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Taylor Swift opens the "Old Fashioned Chattanooga Chicken Tenders" diner
Taylor Swift who has been up on Cloud 9 since she began her intimate relationship with the star of "Hell On Wheels," Anson Mount reveals that she and Anson are now the proud owners of a new chicken chain. The new eatery is named The Taylor Swift O…
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The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden
The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden. A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjo…
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Elon "Midas" Musk signs Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his new Tesla Copter
The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, has just signed "America's Couple" Kim Kardashian and Joaquin Beauregard to appear in a commercial for his latest addition the "Tesla Copter." Musk told reporter Mimosa…
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Anson Mount opens up The Hell on Wheels Barbecue Restaurant
The high-riding TV Wild West star, Anson Mount, who is Taylor Swift's better half has just opened up The Anson Mount Hell On Wheels Barbecue Diner in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Mount who is half of "The Happiest Celebrity Couple in The USA," recently told…
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The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib
Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount film a commercial for Taco Bell's new Taquitos Chiquitos
American Food News Agency writer Calypso Igloo writes that the very happy couple of Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and her boyfriend Joaquin Beauregard "Gazy" Gazpacho have just filmed a Taco Bell commercial. Miss Igloo said that the two "Gigglers," appea…
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Kentucky business makes millions of dollars
Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them. Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.
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Starbucks' new drink has the college crowd buzzing (literally)
The Starbucks Coffehouse, Brew Bistro, and Pastry Franchise recently celebrated its 54th anniversary. The company that was born in Seattle, Washington, now has 35,803 outlets in 84 countries including China, Cambodia, Pisagovia, and the Greater An…
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Burger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England
The powers that be at Burger King have just informed the public that they will be renaming each one of their 535 Burger Kings in Great Britain, Burger King Charles III. BK said that they are making the name change to honor the newly crowned king o…
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McDonalds in an effort to bring in more customers partners with Uber
Get ready to super-size your life because Mickey D's has a game-changing strategy! The fast food behemoth has teamed up with Uber to revolutionize the dining experience by offering Uber rides to hungry customers, delivering them straight to their des…
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Kimberly Guilfoyle gin is now available at most fancy liquor stores
The American Research Group reports that the much-awaited Kimberly Guilfoyle Gin (GG) is now available at your neighborhood liquor stores. The gin, which is 169 proof (84½% alcohol) was produced from a recipe that Kimberly's bootlegging grandfathe…
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Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu
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Burger King will rename their franchise Burger King Charles III, in England
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The latest rage in busy New York City are Uber motorcycle rides
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7-Eleven to become 7-Seven
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Popular vehicles in nationwide recall
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The all new Biblical restaurant: Adam’s Rib
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Cheryl Cole opens a pole dancing lounge in Manhattan
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Starbucks' new drink has the college crowd buzzing (literally)
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Colombia is recalling 17 tons of cocaine because it is tainted with a powerful insect spray
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