Brass knuckles are so mid-20th century. Oakley’s Factory Pilot gloves are sheathed in carbon fiber to shield you from knuckle-crushing stunts, whether you're mountain biking or combat training.
But that’s only a fraction of what makes them badass. Oakley also put Unobtanium on the fingertips, for a better grip on your brake levers or M-16 triggers. We don’t know how Oakley got a hold of the material, but we're sure it was a rough trip.
The Factory Pilot glove was already a badass mountain-biking glove in its own right. So much so that the U.S. military wanted some. What's more, Oakley added a soft, micro-vented leather palm, and finger exhaust ports, befitting enough for a cyborg. Yes, a robot could wear these and look sufficiently badass.
But then, a robot could look badass using just about any of our badass gadgets, including the ammo-can lunch box.