User:RadioactiveBoulevardier/Userboxes

Oh no: this user has way too many userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user likes to sleep.

This user is clever and lazy on the Hammerstein-Equord Scale.

This user wants to be your friend.

This user prefers to communicate
on-wiki, rather than by email.

This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

This user is proud knowing that they are one in 72,794.

This user is a proposed deletion patroller.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Anatomy.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Military history.

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typo

This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Stub sorting.

~~Is human.~~

This user is a participant in the Grammar WikiProject.

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This user supports the use of the Oxford comma.

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This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

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This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

to¦<b>ly¦go

This user is proud to rightfully split infinitives.

ubiquitous ≠ widespread

This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.

-ly

This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

This user supports People Eating Tasty Animals.

This user thinks the rent is too damn high!

In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia edits YOU!!

This user is one of an infinite number of "monkeys" editing Wikipedia right now.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.

This user's deviation is standard.

ST

This user is an expert in Something

KB

This user asserts that a kilobyte is 2¹⁰ bytes, not 10³ bytes.

This user has a cryptographically secure Passphrase.

This user welcomes our new Penguin overlords

This user is part of the International Penguin Conspiracy.

PC	This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

This user has loaded an operating system on a few computer(s).

This user knows that
WINE is Not an Emulator!

This user is a member of Lichess.org

♖

This user is a chess rook.

C

This user programs in the awesome language of C.

Java-0

This user has some undisclosed problems with Java.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user is interested in their local history.

Ševčenko's Law

This user regrets that historians have a tendency to repeat the coverage of previous historians, to the disadvantage of general historical coverage.

This user is interested in the early modern period.

This user is interested in the Victorian era.

This user is interested in the Cold War.

This user is interested in the life and times of Peter the Great.

This user is very interested in Napoleon.

This user believes in the rightful rule of the first and only Emperor of the United States, Joshua Norton.

This user does not support the judgment of historical figures by modern standards.

This user is interested in the life and times of John Quincy Adams.

This user wishes Calvin Coolidge was a presidential candidate today.

This user is interested in the Roman Republic.

This user is interested in Carthage.

This user is interested in Late Antiquity.

This user is interested in the
Ancient Near East

This user is interested in
Ancient Israel.

This user is interested in the Median Empire

This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire.

This user is interested in the history of the Tang Empire.

This user is interested in the Mongol Empire.

This user is interested in the Austro-Hungarian Empire.

This user is interested in military history.

This user is interested in aerial warfare.

This user is interested in naval warfare.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user does not trust politicians who praise public schools while sending their own children to private schools.

This user is an autodidact in a wide range of subjects that they never took in school or college.

Eu

This user does NOT support euthanasia and is strongly opposed to all forms of eugenics.

This user believes in a foreign policy of non‐interventionism, but is not a pacifist.

This user believes that space warfare is as unavoidable as Earth warfare.

This user is interested in the subject of consciousness.

This user wants a philosopher king.

Hanlon's Razor

This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. ^†

This user is interested in becoming a lawyer.

This user is interested in the military history of ancient Rome.

This user is interested in the American Indian Wars.

This user is interested in the American Revolutionary War.

This user is interested in the Mexican-American War.

This user is interested in the South African Wars.

This user deeply and utterly loathes people who deny the Holocaust.

This user is interested in the South African Border War.

This user knows which way to point a claymore mine without having to read it.

This user likes Snow Leopards.

This user likes Pangolins.

This user is a birder.

This user has rock pigeons nesting where they live.

This user has house finches nesting where they live.

This user wishes the dodo wasn't extinct.

This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi.

This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach.

This user enjoys music by
Joseph Haydn.

This user enjoys music by Antonín Dvořák.

This user enjoys the music of
Ralph Vaughan Williams

1sex

This user went to a single sex secondary school.

IQ

This user thinks that IQ tests are overrated.

This user is a proud
Native Terran.

This user is interested in their family's history and lineage.

This user has Mayflower ancestors.

This user descends from the
First Americans

This user doesn't care what your "ancestries" are; this user likes people for what they are and not because of a place of birth!

This user supports autism acceptance, not awareness.

This user is straight, but totally sympathizes with lesbians!

This user believes pornography imperils society and is too easily accessible over the Internet.

This user can stand a long time without being connected to Internet.

This user likes infoboxes.

This user scored 196 on the Wikipediholic test.

This user shares at the Resource Exchange.

This user participates in
WikiProject California.

This user invites you to join
WikiProject Geography.

This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

This user is a participant in
WikiProject Ethiopia.

This user invites you to join
WikiProject Sudan.

This user invites you to join
WikiProject Sweden.

Jag är Ikea.

This user stands with Sweden.

Je suis Ikea.

This user is a participant in WikiProject International relations.

This user contributes to Vital Articles on Wikipedia.

This user prefers cold weather.

NN

This user is part of the notability sorting drive.

This user pledges to return to
Old-fashioned Wikipedian values.

This user is a participant of
WikiProject
Countering systemic bias.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Categories
to improve Wikipedia categorization.

e^{i $\pi$}=-1

This user thinks that this equation is as beautiful as a Rembrandt painting.

:-)

This user has not deleted the Main Page.

en-6

The dictionary exists to describe the language of people like this user.

This user knows what makes a balanced diet.

This user wants you to be a giant dick so they can ban you.

This user fell down a rabbit hole known as Wikipedia and can't get out.

Ceci n'est pas une Userbox

This user knows too much.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

This user remembers the
Holocene Epoch

This user is a participant in WikiProject Higher education.

This user knows that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

This user hasn't revealed what species they are, though they have given numerous hints.

This user thinks you can learn a lot by editing an Encyclopedia.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.^†

This user has never left the Northern and Western hemispheres.

This user has rescued many articles by improving them in the face of pending deletion.