If you’re like most Americans, you feel compelled to begin the day with a large cup of black gold. But if you’re a discerning coffee drinker, you don’t just drink coffee out of any old mug that’s sitting around – you’ve got a special cup to hold your favorite liquid. It’s the cup that lets people know to stay out of your way until you’ve safely ingested its contents entirely. Even if you grumble and mumble on your way out of bed, the mug is waiting to wake you from your slumber. On this list, we’ve collected more than 30 of the funniest coffee mugs that are here to improve your morning.
As Lorelai Gilmore once said, “I need caffeine. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it. Gimme!” And even though that sounds like the lost lyrics of a Descendents single, we couldn’t agree more. But every coffee drinker knows that the mug you sip from is almost as important as the drink itself. The mug is what lets people know that you like oddball British comedy, or math, or memes.
We’ve scoured the Internet to find the funniest coffee mugs that let people know just how you’re feeling while you’re still waking up (even if it takes all day to do so). Vote on which mugs are the best way to begin your morning, then tell leave a comment about how much caffeine you need to drink before you begin to feel normal.
1. Coffee Cups Are Where Memes Go to Die
Agree or disagree?2. The Most Basic Coffee Cup Ever
Agree or disagree?3. Know Any Super Villains?
Agree or disagree?4. Just Give the Man His Coffee
Agree or disagree?5. Your Goth Niece Will Love You
Agree or disagree?6. The Truth Comes Out
Agree or disagree?7. How Coffee Should Make You Feel
Agree or disagree?8. Is There a Camera in Our House?
Agree or disagree?9. Diane, Find Out Who Makes These Cups
Agree or disagree?10. Oooh Baby Baby
Agree or disagree?11. How to Tell Your Co-Workers You're the Whitest Person in the Office
Agree or disagree?12. Yeah... No Thanks
Agree or disagree?13. For the #1 Feminist in Your Life
Agree or disagree?14. Wake Up and Smell the Coffee, You Fossil
Agree or disagree?15. Coffee Managed
Agree or disagree?16. You Got Any More of That Dark Roast?
Agree or disagree?17. Finally, the Perfect Gift for Your Ex-Girlfriend
Agree or disagree?18. Have a Cup of Coffee and Sob
Agree or disagree?19. I'd Buy That for a Dollar
Agree or disagree?20. Something to Help You Finish Those TPS Reports
Agree or disagree?21. Coffee Is Necessary for Your Final Form
Agree or disagree?22. As Close as You Want to Get to the Mos Eisley Cantina
Agree or disagree?23. This Coffee Cup Won't Make Sense in One Year
Agree or disagree?24. Instant Coffee: Just Add Water and Stir
Agree or disagree?25. Who Doesn't Like Butts?
Agree or disagree?26. Nothin' Like a Hot Cup of Hunks!
Agree or disagree?27. Try Not to Spill Any Coffee on the Deck, You Scurvy Curr
Agree or disagree?28. This Coffee Suggests Something About the Duality of Man
Agree or disagree?29. Once Again Coffee Saves the Day
Agree or disagree?30. JUST DRINK IT
Agree or disagree?31. Feels Good Man
Agree or disagree?32. This Cup Is Fancy as F***
Agree or disagree?33. Brew Detective
Agree or disagree?34. Goth Juice Is the Most Powerful Drink Known to Man
Agree or disagree?
