Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
How did the pirate stop smoking?
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
How did the pirate become a lawyer?
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Why is pirating addictive?
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
What did the doctor say to the pirate?
When boxing, what's a pirate's favorite punch?
Where does a pirate store his workout clothes?
How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?
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