Mark Twain: Citáty anglicky

“Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”

“Whoever is happy will make others happy too.”

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”

“If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.”

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.”

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”

“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.”

“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.”

“Each place has its own advantages - heaven for the climate, and hell for the society.”

“Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.”

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty scarce.”

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”

“If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed.”

“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”