This is the debut demo from the band DIRTY MIKE & THE BOYS. 8 songs of full on 1980s and early 1990s style hardcore punk. Just about the WORST band you will ever hear. But you will laugh and have a good time at least. Just imagine a teenage Kreator in 1985 playing Mob 47 and Discharge covers. This is 666%, middle finger in the air 2012 HESH PUNK! Short, Fast & Loud. Bringing back 1985 hardcore punk with some classic 1990 Power Violence thrown into the blender. We mean business, but we came to party. We don't really take our selves too seriously, can you tell? If you ask us, we will tell you that we sound like a Black Sabbath 33 on 78. Our amps go to 11. We have grey bushes, one person's trash is our treasure and we are STUPID. We fucking HATE "scenes" so those who like that shit can GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!! This noise is for CREEPS ONLY! And we are totally 666% dedicated to being total fucking creeps!!!!!! Influences range from: Mob 47, Discharge, Geto Boys, The Misfits, Larm, D.R.I., Steve Miller, G-Anx, R.K.L., Hellnation, Doom, The Ramones, Dokken, Infest, Huey Lewis & The News, Raw Power, The Plasmatics, E.N.T., Twisted Sister, Neanderthal, Phil Collins, Anti-Cimex, Disorder, Poison Idea, L.A. Guns, Confuse, Motorhead, No Comment, old Ice Cube, Massgrav, old Kreator, Septic Death, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Venom, Boston, Excrement of War, Faster Pussycat, Hellhammer, Rupture, David Bowie, Black Uniforms, G.B.H., Kansas, Crossed Out, Ratt, Moderat Likvidation, Little Richard, Cryptic Slaughter, The Stooges, Black Sabbath, Cinderella, Rattus, David Bowie, Totalitar, Ripcord, Journey, old Suicidal Tendencies, Siege, Minor Threat, Styx, Shitlickers, Neil Young, Kaaos, MC5, Wehrmacht, Hanoi Rocks, Heresy, N.W.A., Terveet Kadet and the list goes on!!!!!!