The Mighty Kinkle

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The Mighty Kinkle
Scientific classification
Kingdom:	Animalia
Phylum:	Chordata
Class:	Mammalia
Order:	Primates
Family:	Mc Donald
Genus:	Homo
Species:	Kinklesvillian
Subspecies:	Mayor Of Kinklesville
Trinomial name
Homo sapiens The Mayor Of Kinklesville, 2007 - 2021

The modern proportion RAF roundel and the shape of Kinklesville

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Kinkle's Ltd Invented November 2006 by The Mighty Kinkle. The Company I founded

TMK Productions Invented November 2006 by The Mighty Kinkle. It is also part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd

About The Mighty Kinkle ☻ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦

Kinkle is my nickname AKA The Mighty Kinkle. I got this name some time in 2000 when apparently my friend called me it when i was at school on the school field, and i turned around and the name stuck. And i am just so mighty. I am named Kinkle after Harvey Kinkle off Sabrina The Teenage Witch. Previously before i was called The Mighty Kinkle, i actually called myself Kinkle The Mighty, as i used this as a username for an account on a website, in late 2004, i completly forgot about this until today!

Kinklesville

Kinklesville is my fake Metropolis, that is situated at the end of the English Channel to the SW of Cornwall and the NW of Brittany. It is shaped like a huge RAF Roundel, 100 miles in diameter. The inner (Red) district is 25 miles in diameter and this is where the city centre is. It is also the home for Kinkle's Ltd. Each division of the company has its own skyscraper which are all around the center Citadel, which is similar to the one in City 17 on the PC game Half Life 2, which is about 1 mile tall. The 2nd (White) district is where all the residential areas are; houses, shops small parks ect. Finally the 3rd (Blue) district is where all the big parks, forests, lakes, farms, airports of which there are 4, coast, and docks, again 4. The transportation in Kinklesville is extremely good, with motorways circling each district and main roads joining them. The train and boat network is similar. Because the technology is so advanced in Kinklesville we have flying cars and teleportation access.

The population of Kinklesville is about 100,000. This was previously much greater, but most of them where Sgt Punished. The Military strength dominates the place with a quater of the population being in it. It is very strong, advanced and versitile. The main military base is underneath the Kinkle's Ltd. tower, of which it has access to the tower. There is a vast underground network under the city that joins all of the other military bases together. There are several smaller bases dotted around the city every 10sq miles, and a large sentry tower every 1sq mile, and smaller sentry towers every 100m²

The Kinkle's Ltd. tower is very complex, it has small runways, helipads, cranes and other cool stuff coming out of it. The combined towers defence are greater than some small countrys with missile and rocket lauchers, Machine Guns, and other leathal stuff. Plus right in the centre if the tower there is a 50m tall Hydrogen Bomb, that could destroy the world if anything went wrong, and if the population revolts against TMK, he will escape in his Escape Pod, and set off the nuke, killing everyone in Kinklesville instantly, and eventually the rest of the world (except the British Empire which will be back up then). The Communications on it are extreme: There are huge satellite dishes on the top, and satellites can be launched directly from the tower into space.

The Immigration is very tight in Kinklesville. No foreign people are allowed to live or work there. They can only go there on holiday for a maximum of 2 weeks. Kinklesville is also part of The British Empire but it obviously has its own government, rules and laws.

Kinkle's Ltd.

Kinkle's Ltd. is my fake company i made up in 2003. It is this huge company like Walmart but it does Logistics, Distribution, Commerce, Media and Security. It has its huge headquarters campus in Kinklesville (My fake Metropolis) its like a small city, within a city itself. We have a fleet of trucks of 1000, all custom painted, like Eddie Stobart Ltd. A fleet of aircraft from biplanes to Cessna's & Boeing 747-400’s to an Antonov An-225. And a fleet of sea craft from Submarines to Aircraft Carriers. Whatever the load you need doing . We Will do it the next day. That’s a Promise. Guaranteed. Our main headquarters is situated in the heart of Kinklesville. The complex is 100 acres and we have full amenities on site: from restaurants to hairdressers & bowling alleys to pubs. We have 5 huge Multi-Storey Car Parks each with an automated computer controlled parking system. The complex we call ‘The Mega City’ has 3 huge lakes, picnic areas, golf courses and all the leisure activities you could imagine.

Here our the other divisional companies that we own:

• TMK Productions: Kinklesville’s leading media company

• Jay Dee Initiative: A smaller media company from TMK Productions. Owned by JD

• Lost & Found Pictures: Another small media company. Owned by BM

• Dead Man Media: Part of Dead Man Inc. Previously called Spitfire Productions

• The Fart Factory: The world leading company for Fake Farts and other practical jokes. It is also the Energy Producer for Kinklesville, we uses the Methane from the Farts!

• Dead Man Inc: Kinklesville’s senior producer for weapons and other firearms. Owned by Spitfire

TMK Productions ©

This is my media i came up with in November 2006 It is part of Kinkle's Ltd. (See Above [1]) I now have loads of official TMK Productions movies all of them on YouTube for you to enjoy. The logo is pictured.

The Chiggaboo © ™ ®

This is a creature i invented on Benetton Play origanaly. See picture. It was supposed to be a cow. I started saying the word Chiggaboo so i decided to name it that. But recently i typed it in on Google and i come up with the dictionary definition on Urban Dictionary and it means any person that is not chinese but is in love with chinese people. Strange but true.

Interesting Things/Trivia

• If you type Kinkle or The Mighty Kinkle in on Google, practically all of the things are me.

• I have 21 cool videos on YouTube, see link below.

• The combined views from all my YouTube videos is 683,775! My top single video view rate is over 476,902!

• I invented The Fart Logo in 2003 and it is in the middle of the TMK Productions logo.

• TMK Productions is my Media Company I invented in November 2006.

• On nearly everything I do, I write: ©, ™, ® and sometimes Pat. Pend. Even though I do not actually have real copyrights against them.

• I have joined: Bebo, Facebook, Myspace, Benetton Play, Youtube, Gamespot, IGN, Google Earth, And Many More

• I absolutely love Nintendo and Microsoft, and think Sony & Apple/Macintosh are GAY.

• I am ranked 29th out of 54000, Items:7984, on Benetton Play!

• On The Simpsons episode ([2]) when Bart becomes Nelson's friend, they go to the beach on a school trip and Principal Skinner says Look at The Mighty Winkle, huh huh, it rhymes with Kinkle and I am The Mighty Kinkle. Im Famous.

• On Benetton Play me and my brother have the record of the Freestyle rap with the most replies which is 44

• Kinkles Ltd used to be called Kinkles Trade back in 2003, when it was first invented, but only for about 10 minuites.

Quotes Of The Mighty Kinkle & Kinkle's Ltd

“ Fart Like You Mean It! ”

“ Smile Your A Dead Nan! ”

“ You Know When You've Been Dead Manned! ”

“ Remember You Can't Spell Aircraft Without RAF! ”

“ It Takes One Tree To Make 1000 Matches But It Only Takes One Match To Burn Down 1000 Trees! ”

External links

My Sites

• My Youtube Movies
• My Blogspot Blog
• Freewebs Site

Other Sites

• Nintendo Europe
• Air Training Corps
• Army Cadet Force
• Sea Cadet Corps
• Defintion of a Chiggaboo on Urban Dictionary
• Benetton Play

Logos Of Kinkles Ltd.

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  TMK Productions part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd.
• A Blue variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Blue variation of the TMK Productions logo
• A Blue/Gold variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Blue/Gold variation of the TMK Productions logo
• A Glowing Blue variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Glowing Blue variation of the TMK Productions logo
• A Fast variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Fast variation of the TMK Productions logo
• A Plastic Wrapped variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Plastic Wrapped variation of the TMK Productions logo
• A Strange Pixel variation of the TMK Productions Logo
  A Strange Pixel variation of the TMK Productions Logo
• This is the Lost And Found Pictures logo, part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd.
  This is the Lost And Found Pictures logo, part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd.
• This is the Jay Dee Initiative logo, part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd. It is actually the Dharma logo from Sky One's Lost.
  This is the Jay Dee Initiative logo, part of the Media Division of Kinkles Ltd. It is actually the Dharma logo from Sky One's Lost.
• Chiggaboo a Trademark of Kinkle's Ltd
  Chiggaboo a Trademark of Kinkle's Ltd
• A Neon variation of the TMK Productions logo
  A Neon variation of the TMK Productions logo

Remember you can't spell aircraft without RAF (talk) 22:14, 9 February 2009 (UTC)

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