netherlands

See also: Netherlands

English

Alternative forms

• Netherlands

Etymology

Play on Netherlands, from nether +‎ land.

Noun

netherlands pl (plural only)

1. (slang) Hindquarters, butt.
   • 2000 November 30, L. Ravi Narasimhan, “Marv Dunphy Chalk Talk - Nov. 28 at Moorpark College”, in rec.sport.volleyball‎^[1] (Usenet):

     I remember Tofoli falling on his netherlands... Olof went hard angle on Giani and Gardini. And did they ever give him line.

   • 2004 February 18, Killjoy, “Translation report”, in alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo‎^[2] (Usenet):

     "Goddamn pieceashit yellow rat-bastard motherraping..." True to his nature, Kent swears like a soldier, an ability only slightly less extensive than that of a sailor. "Shiteyes couldn't take two cocksmokin' seconds to haul his head out of his Netherlands and read a little chickenshit FAQ..."

   • 2006 July 15, Judee77, “OT - Private to Beach Bum (but I know better)”, in alt.fan.gene-scott‎^[3] (Usenet):

     Actually, I simply got a teasing bug up my netherlands and couldn't resist.

2. (slang) Crotch or genitals.
   • 2003 December 1, Chaz M., “Idle Hands”, in alt.fan.jessica-alba‎^[4] (Usenet):

     Why does she have a 'bulge' in her 'netherlands'?

   • 2004 August 17, Barb Junkkarinen, “Oswald's privates”, in alt.assassination.jfk‎^[5] (Usenet):

     The question that has bandied around is whether or not shaving his netherlands was a quirk of Oswald's.