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How to create your own sithis statue without spending 3.5k crowns

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Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.
  • ShadowHvo
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    How about I use 3.500 crowns on this epic statue because its quite fitting for a ominous Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary?

    That, plus people are adult who can spend their crowns as they see it fit.

    .... That cave though? Yeah, what about no.
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  • Cazzy
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    Sithis lives in my bottom drawer.
  • CaffeinatedMayhem
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    ShadowHvo wrote: »
    How about I use 3.500 crowns on this epic statue because its quite fitting for a ominous Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary?

    That, plus people are adult who can spend their crowns as they see it fit.

    .... That cave though? Yeah, what about no.

    Sithis is going in my new Shadowscale home...
  • VonNelson
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    Night mother statue is better anyway
  • ShadowHvo
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    ShadowHvo wrote: »
    How about I use 3.500 crowns on this epic statue because its quite fitting for a ominous Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary?

    That, plus people are adult who can spend their crowns as they see it fit.

    .... That cave though? Yeah, what about no.

    Sithis is going in my new Shadowscale home...

    He shall embrace our loving Night Mother in the Blacklight Sanctuary, too.
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  • BigBadVolk
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    Hail Sithis!
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  • LMar
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  • Twenty0zTsunami
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3
  • Aliyavana
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags
  • Mureel
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    I wouldn't deign to put my feet in shoes made of such trash.
  • Delpi
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    That statue is so big that it doesn't fit inside my house anyway.
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  • Mashille
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    @Cazzy

    I have literally nothing to contribute here but I haven't seen you on the forums in ages (Like a year) and just wanted to say hi. :smiley:

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  • Cazzy
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    Mashille wrote: »
    @Cazzy

    I have literally nothing to contribute here but I haven't seen you on the forums in ages (Like a year) and just wanted to say hi. :smiley:

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    @Mashille !!! <3 Yeah I disappeared and tried to come back but the forum wouldn't let me sign in! Seems to be fixed for me now though! Xx
  • Tan9oSuccka
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    VonNelson wrote: »
    Night mother statue is better anyway

    Yeah love the NM statue in my DC manor
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    @aliyavana I've seen you praying at the Hist...
  • Arkangeloski
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    I have shithis in my bathroom...
  • Silver_Strider
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    Sithis Statue - 3500 crowns
    DB House - 13,000 crowns
    Ignoring overly opinionated people on the forums - Priceless.
    Argonian forever
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    Sithis Statue - 3500 crowns
    DB House - 13,000 crowns
    Ignoring overly opinionated people on the forums - Priceless.

    Not caring about the opinion of a possible argonian/argonian sympathyzer: 0 crowns
    Edited by Aliyavana on March 11, 2018 12:37AM
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    The satire was quite funny. I bet mods where like how or there he goes again...then ...
  • Silver_Strider
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis Statue - 3500 crowns
    DB House - 13,000 crowns
    Ignoring overly opinionated people on the forums - Priceless.

    Not caring about the opinion of a possible argonian/argonian sympathyzer: 0 crowns

    Cared enough to comment on my post.
    Also, 100% Argonian to get that out the way.
    Argonian forever
  • oMrRust
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    3.5k crowns for a statue is far to much.. even the cave is to much for me.. and I wanted it.
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?
    Edited by Dapper Dinosaur on March 11, 2018 6:15AM
  • Aliyavana
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps
  • WakeYourGhost
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.
  • Aliyavana
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race
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    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Your favorite Race lives in Trees, wears clothing made from skinned Animals, builds furniture from bones, and kills people for doing anything harmful to a plant, and then eats them. And at any time they can become slaves to Hircine's Hunt, transforming into beasts to slaughter everyone, including each other, in their path.
    Edited by ArchMikem on March 11, 2018 8:11AM
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  • Aliyavana
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    aliyavana wrote: »
    Sithis has no form, so all the space you have left to fill in your home due to lack of housing slots is just sithis filling the void... so just remember that you don't need to spend 3.5k crowns on a filthy argonians artistic representation of him.

    I especially liked the bit about argonians being filthy <3

    Filthy stinking hand bags

    I never fully understand the Argonian hate.

    Heck, I’d much rather have a lizard around, rather than a grimy, homely looking Altmer.

    People that call argonians filthy are just too stupid to realize that we don't need to maintain hair, don't create body oils, and don't sweat. Who's really the dirty one?

    the one that lives in mudhuts and in swamps

    Either way, the Argonians are the only race in history to collectively Intimidate the Daedra in to calling off an organized Invasion.
    I'm fairly sure you might be the "Handbag" here, honestly - At least, if you keep talking about the Lizards that way you foolish racist.

    It was mainly the hist and without them they wouldn't stand the chance without the whole behemoth buff. Cant be racist to something that's not really a race

    Your favorite Race lives in Trees, wears clothing made from skinned Animals, builds furniture from bones, and kills people for doing anything harmful to a plant, and then eats them. And at any time they can become slaves to Hircine's Hunt, transforming into beasts to slaughter everyone, including each other, in their path.

    Beautiful trees are less filthy than mudhuts. as do orcs and nords occasionally. their religious belief makes it hard to use wood. plants from valenwood they consider sacred, their territory... argonians would freak if we attacked their precious hist. cannibalism is practised primarily by the most devoted , don't confuse yfree with hircine and that's only at times when valenwood is in enough danger willing participants will become feral.

    Bosmer women are bis for cuteness but dunmer is my favorite race.
    Edited by Aliyavana on March 11, 2018 8:41AM
  • red_emu
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    Sithis lives in my bottom drawer.

    Kinky!
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