Welcome to Sugartown Quotes

“Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over he seat. "She was my first love."

"Well your current ... er ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and she has orifices you can stick things in without having your boy bits burnt off."

He pulls me into him again and his mouth goes to work on my neck. “Fuck I love it when you talk dirty.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“From the day we're born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we're really lucky, we have people to help us pick up the fucking pieces”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“It doesn't matter which way I look at it, when it comes to Anna Belle I'm completely fucking screwed.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“Yeah. If there’s one thing you’ve taught me, Cade, it’s that running solves nothing. It just hurts your feet in the long run.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“I love him too much, which makes me think that despite his declarations, he didn't love me at all.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“I know I should look away, I should walk out and quietly close the door behind me, but I can't. Has there ever been a more magnificent sight than a man pleasuring himself?”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“Holy mother of whoring nuns she’s hot. Fuck! I haven’t just crossed the border into boner territory, Mr Happy’s erected a tent from my jeans and is setting up camp there.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“Buddy, if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that women are always right. Never question it. It’s as sure as gravity. Women are always, always right.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“From the day we’re born to the day we die, we fucking hurt and we cry and we pick ourselves up and, if we’re really lucky, we have people to help us pick up the fucking pieces.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“When I do finally get you naked and beneath me - and trust me, it's not a question of if, but when - I'm going to make sure you haven't had so much as looked at a drink. I want you to remember everything I do with my hands and my lips and my tongue.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“When I do finally get you naked beneath me—and trust me, it’s not a question of if, but when—I’m going to make sure you haven’t so much as looked at a drink. I want you to remember everything I do with my hands and my lips and my tongue.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“Baby girl, five minutes alone with me and you're gonna be begging me to taste your pie.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“Holy crap, I have a total lady boner for Jackson Rowe right now.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown

“if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that women are always right. Never question it. It’s as sure as gravity. Women are always, always right.”
― Carmen Jenner, Welcome to Sugartown