Rock Chick Rescue Quotes

“It was like the Justice League of Super Heroes but instead it was the Justice League of Hot Guys.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“F**k!" he exploded, chocolate and caramel flying out of his mouth. My heart seized. He looked like he was going to have a chocolate-caramel-layer-square-induced heart attack.

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"These are unbe-f**king-lievable. I think I've finally fallen in love, with a f**kin' brownie!”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Babe, wacthing you these past months has been like watching a flower bloom. Don't disappoint us.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Don’t ignore me while I’m trying to break
up with you!”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Chiquita, women spend a lot of time sittin’ around bitchin’ that there are no good men out there.
I hate to tell you this, but there aren’t a lot of good women either.
The difference is, when a man sees one, he knows it.
Then, he goes after her and wears her down until she’s his.
Then, if he’s any man at all, he won’t let her go.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Something to learn about me,” I told him, “I’m a Snooze Button Girl.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Lee has surveillance on Fortnum’s, cameras and bugs, twenty-four seven. He put it in when I was going through my drama and never took it out. The boys at the office watch for security purposes and… um, for kicks.” I stared at her.
“You’re joking,” I breathed.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Stay away from Marcus. He's f**kin' bad news with a capital F**k.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Everyone's got their hands out waitin' for you to take one. You gotta learn when to take someone's hand before you fall.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“I closed my eyes and prayed for divine intervention.

I waited a beat and nothing happened.

Guess God was busy with war and famine and the like.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“You can love someone a lot and treat them nice and do everything for them and then they just go. It happens.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“You get caught up in your chaos, you don’t realize just how much you’re dragging everyone along with you.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“I’d been tossing on the seas for twenty-eight years, I was used to flipping around on the waves by myself,
bailing out the water like a mad fool.
How did I get used to an anchor?
What if that anchor broke off?”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“You want to see fast, we’l go into the bedroom and I’l show you fast but I’l show it to you slow.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“It never works. I don’t know. It just doesn’t. You can love someone a lot and treat them nice and do everything for them and then they just go. It happens.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“He yanked his t-shirt out of his jeans, pulled a penknife out of his pocket, cut away the hem and pressed it against my temple. This must have meant he didn’t have tissues in the glove box.”


Excerpt From: Ashley, Kristen. “Rock Chick Rescue.” Kristen Ashley. iBooks.
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― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“But first, I needed to go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of Jack. I didn’t drink Jack but I thought now was a very good time to take up bourbon.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“I could fall in love with that smile,”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Mace had to be six foot three, had the prerequisite Nightingale Investigation Team killer bod; black hair, jade eyes and a jaw so square, it could be used in math class.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“I got toe-to-toe with him and yelled in his face, “Leave me and my Dad alone, Eddie Chavez!” Eddie leaned into me, so close he was all I could see. Quietly, he asked, “Is it wrong that I want to kiss you right now?”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Your Mom’s having a good time,” Indy noted. “You meet her?” I asked. “Yeah, she’s sweet,” Indy replied. “She’s the devil,” I said.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“We almost couldn’t fit all of our hair into the car, but luckily we were wearing fewer clothes so it balanced out.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Al right, calm down. Fuck,” Smithie said.
It was then I felt something not unpleasant but somewhat scary slide across my skin and I looked up to see the gang of hotties al standing, watching and every last one of them flashing a grin.
“What are you lookin’ at?” I snapped, not to any one of them in particular, but in their general direction.
Don’t ask me why I didn’t run and hide in the books, I just didn’t. I guess that wasn’t me anymore.
“Babe, you just made me a regular,” Mace said.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“would have let me break the color code for shoes at work. These were borrowed from Indy’s next door neighbor, who was Denver’s top drag queen. Luckily, he had small feet; or I liked to think that way. Not that my feet were large.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Just think of me as the shoe fairy.” Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, “Make your own good memories in those shoes.” I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn’t help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Before, I was makin’ you my business. Things are different once I sleep with a woman, make her come and intend to do it again. Now you just are my business.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“You like him,” Indy said. She wasn’t looking at me like she wanted to strangle me anymore, which I took as a good sign. “Well…” I replied. “Yeah.” Liked him, no. Loved him and wanted to have his babies, um, shit yeah. Indy”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Eddie ignored him and dragged me into the bookshelves, back a half dozen rows to the Crime section (which was appropriate, I thought).”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Then I went for broke, put my hands on either side of his face, bent my head and kissed him. I think it was the first time I’d full-on kissed him, without it being in the heat of passion (well, okay, there was heat), but more simply just to kiss him.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue

“Yeah, it had a blah, blah, blah, with its blahdity, blah, blah. Then there was the blah, blah blah.” Of course, he used words for the “blah blahs”, but I didn’t understand a single one of them.”
― Kristen Ashley, Rock Chick Rescue