Just some fun for fans of the books and show alike. May contain mild spoilers. Will definitely contain silliness. Open to submissions!
Jaime: Jack Randall. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
Roger: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Young Ian: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.
Fergus: Who the fuck-
Jamie: Language.
Fergus: Whom the fuck-
Jamie: No.
Jamie: If I run and leap at Murtagh, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Jamie: *sprints towards Murtagh*
Murtagh: No, I’m holding coffee!
Murtagh: *drops coffee and catches Jamie*
Young Ian: Let me explain something to you, Uncle Jamie. When you’re in a situation, you don’t have time to think. So I thought to myself, “Don’t think, Ian. Act.”
Jamie: So you weren’t thinking?
Young Ian: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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Laoghaire: I guarantee you, twenty years from now, I will be Jamie’s second wife.
Jenny: What happened to his first wife?
Laoghaire: Nothing you can prove.
Dougal: Are you implying that I occasionally stray from the rulebook?
Jamie: I’m implying that you do not possess a rulebook. And if you do, you certainly have never opened it.
When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’.
Laoghaire, Voyager
No offense, but men being in charge has never done anyone any good.
Claire, Outlander
Lord John: Because, Jamie…I’m gay.
Jamie: Yes, John, I know. That’s how you end every letter.
Jamie: Ian—
Young Ian: Oh no, Ian in B-flat. You’re disappointed.
This has been a difficult year for me. Lots of disappointment. But if I keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
Young Ian, A Breath of Snow and Ashes
I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch, and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch, and I like her so much. She is a dynamite, five-foot, English bitch, and she’s the best.
Jamie, Outlander