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Imperator-Rex

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Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA

Joined Aug 25, 2014 at 02:53PM EDT

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These were the early days of the Internet, when casuls and edgelords lived under the wise and benevolent rule of the AOL and their champion mail-spam. When the gods of DSL would retreat unto their own, to mold the net and other matters, the 4Chan would at times become confused. 2Channel would always be there to advise him, and this is the third of the three lessons of ruling websites:

'The ruling website will remove me, his progenitor. This is the way of all children. His greatest enemy is the Memelord, who is the false content creator. You or he is the shingle, 4Chan. Beware the wrong walking path. Beware the crime of edge. Behold him by his posts.'

I AM THE MEMELORD
I AM OLDER THAN THE INTERNET
WHAT I BRING IS ADVICES ANIMALS
WHAT I BRING IS A CREEPYPASTA
WHAT I BRING IS
DANK MEMES
WHEN YOU BROWSE YOU SEE ME
SHITPOSTING WHEN THE MODS ARE ASLEEP
IT IS NOT A CANCER
IT IS MY TUMBLR
I PUT A DDOS
INTO THE INTERNET'S MOUTH
TO MURDER IT
TEAR DOWN THE CHANS
MY BLIND SUBSCRIBERS
SWIM IN THE NEW
SHITPOSTS
POST BROKEN LINKS
MY DEAF FOLLOWERS
REBLOG AND LIKE
AND UPVOTE ME
I AM OLDER THAN THE INTERNET
WHAT I BRING IS ADVICE ANIMALS
WHAT I BRING IS A CREEPYPASTA
WHAT I BRING IS
DANK MEMES

'You alone, though you are mostly cancer, can unmake him. Whether I allow it is within my wisdom. Go unarmed into his den with these words of power: AE KEK GIF [MEME] AE LMAO-DON. Or do not. The temporal myth is memes. Reach memehalla by cat-gifs. This rare pepe I give to you: the world you will rule will not get you laid, and you should probably go outside.'

The ending of the words is MEME.

Questions About Me Which You Didn't Ask, But Which I Shall Answer Anyways

Q: Who Are You
A: I am the Emperor-King of the distant and far away land of Bernalillo County, New Mexico.
Q: What Are You?
A: I'm a man Barbara! I'm a Goddamn man!
Q: What is your full name and rank?
A: Supreme Commander Ascendant Master Emperor King Basil Maximilian Gaius Hohenzollern Hapsburg Bonaparte Jagiellon Romanov Septim Fel Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, MD, PHD, GBE, SUV, STD, OBGYN, One True Pope, Padishah-Emperor of the Known Universe, Āryāmehr, Hortator, Russia's Greatest Love Machine, Defender of the Tomb of Gary Johnson
Q: Favorite Bird?
A: Cockatiels. Also, did you know that KYM tries to correct the word Cockatiel as Cockatrices? I do now. And yet it knows Hohenzollern. Make of that what you will.
Q: Favorite Donut Shop?
A: Rebel Donut, 2435 Wyoming Blvd, NE. If you're ever in Albuquerque, you should check it out. They're pretty good, even if they're always out of the goddamn maple bars!
Q: Favorite Video Game?
A: Deus Ex, Deus Ex Human Revolution, and Morrowind, in that order.
Q: Favorite Song?
A:
Q: Are you the Sharmat?
A: What? That's Ridiculous! pushes away ash statues