Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: “And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting,.. I’m going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they’ve moved my desk… four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see… the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched… from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll have to… I’ll set the building on fire…”