Pants Titans

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, pants achieved their purest form in 1973, it's wearers ascended to their heavens to begin anew as a non-carbon-based form of life. We've been in a state of "slack decline" ever since.

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The Ultra-Dads

 

From the Planet Cul-de-Sac, the Ultra-Dads are the sworn protectors of the Cosmic Thermostat!

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Oh, Behave

Groupies for Paul Revere and the Raiders weren't large in number but they made up for it by taking it very seriously...

 

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The Christmas Place for Boys

I couldn't decide whether to call this page "Dorkton Abbey" or the "Virgin Academy" so I'll let you choose.

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Terry! Terry! Terry!

I think this is from the rare Star Trek episode they only play after 11pm.

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Revenge is dish best served cold (In the break room)

"Well played Roy from purchasing, you've won this round upstaging me with that incredible zebra sweater, relish in your victory my friend for this is not over, soon, I  will be the one who is draped in Orlon and you will taste defeat Roy, this I swear on the blood of my forefathers!"

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The First issue of PlaidStallion's Toy-Ventures Magazine is coming this July, the premier issue will be a salute to Azrak-Hamway international and features articles about Star Trek, Space:1999, World Famous Super Monsters, KISS and of course parachuting Superheroes. Learn more here:

The Week-Enders

These suits are ready for "Non-Stop Weekends", not sure what that entails but please note, it's never gonna stop coming! 

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Look-Alikes in Holiday Pants Sets

When your mouth is smiling but your eyes are sending a completely different signal....

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The Boxer

The only place these polyester/rayon palookas will take a dive is in the bedroom IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *JABS ELBOW INTO SIDE REPEATEDLY*

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Space Moms

"Space Moms" was a 1977 Aaron Spelling TV pilot about two moms from the year 2011 sent back to observe modern-day families as all knowledge had been  lost in the Cola Wars of 2003. ABC passed.

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The Horrors of Dressing Alike

My children never knew the horrors of seeing their middle-aged neighbors wearing matching (skin tight) powder blue turtlenecks, it's something that haunts me and I post these grim reminders today so history may never repeat itself.

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The Mom's New Friend Collection

Presenting the "Mom's New Friend" collection, each gorgeous corduroy ensemble comes pre-worn with the unique odor of Jovan Musk, Wild Turkey, &Salems embedded right into the fabric.

It's the perfect ensemble for a man who will avoid eye contact and refer to you as "sport".

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Jumpsuits...Fashion's Great New Look!

I think when this is all over, we should all emerge from our homes in matching Jumpsuits like these, who is with me? I've already signed me and the missus up for mustard yellow. As an added bonus, I'm going to bedazzle "His" and "Hers" on the backs. What a fine day that will be....

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Tiger Queen

Not the "husband killing one" this is an unrelated Tiger Queen. There can be two!

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Summer Pimps:2020

Sure, it looks bleak out there right now but this photo is to serve as a reminder that we are mere weeks from shorts season people. Chin up!

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The Lee Majors Active Wear Collection

If I must jog this Spring (or so my Doctor says) let me do it adorning 100% Creslan Acrylic, as NATURE INTENDED! 

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