Console Log Judgment Day

ide Code review Junior developer Efficiency Console.log Autocomplete Development tools Programming habits

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Console Log Judgment Day

javascript-memes, debugging-memes, ide-memes, autocomplete-memes, console.log-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY! Imagine being a junior dev who dares to use autocomplete for a simple console.log() statement while your principal engineer stares at you with the judgment of a thousand code reviews! That disapproving superhero glare screams "In MY day, we typed every character BY HAND, uphill both ways, in a blizzard of syntax errors!" Meanwhile you're just trying to save precious milliseconds of your life that you'll never get back. The sheer DRAMA of being silently judged for efficiency! Heaven forbid we use the tools built into our IDEs!

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