String Splitting: Elegant To Explosive

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to name their string-splitting functions with such DRAMA! 💅

Java's all proper and boring with its lowercase split() - just SCREAMS "I have a CS degree and iron my jeans." 🙄

Then C# struts in wearing a TUXEDO with that capital S in Split() like "I'm basically Java but with STANDARDS, darling." ✨

But PHP? HONEY! PHP chose VIOLENCE with explode() because apparently splitting strings isn't DRAMATIC enough! Why divide when you can DETONATE?! The function literally TERRORIZES your strings into submission! I. CAN'T. EVEN. 💣