Posts Tagged: funny

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The Temperature of Heaven and Hell

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isaiah 30:26 reads, “Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days.”

Thus Heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as we do from the sun and in addition seven times seven (49) times as much as…

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Cocaine Animals #FeelGoodFriday #JustSayNo

Cocaine also known as benzoylmethylecgonine, is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted, inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of happiness, or agitation.

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60’s Spider-Man, also known as “Retro Spider-Man”, refers to an image macro series based on still shots from the original Spider-Man cartoon series, typically featuring an absurd internal monologue that correspond with the actions depicted in the images.

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Freddie Mercury in 15 Memes #queen #80s

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As a performer, he was known for his flamboyant stage persona and powerful vocals over a four-octave range. As a songwriter, he composed many hits for Queen, including “Bohemian Rhapsody,” “Killer Queen,” “Somebody to Love,” “Don’t Stop Me Now,” “Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” and “We Are the Champions.” Mercury also led a solo career, and also occasionally served as a producer and guest…

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Good Fences Make Good Neighbors

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Bob Cesca does an incredible job describing the situation.
Click to read the article on Huffpost blogs

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The Patriotic Atheist 2 – The Moooing

Fuck Yea...?

Fuck Yea…?

Bellow and roar,
your call to arms,
but which goat do,
you seek to harm.

To question authority,
is our founding precept,
But Tom was a deist,
this you need to accept.

Cling to your belief,
as you must but you,
are holding the gun,
that belies your trust.

You change our name,
but what’s the point,
if this is freedom,
its disorder you anoint.

What brings us together,
can tear us apart,
in…

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Make sure to bastardize our name as much as possible cuz dat wat our boyz in uniform dies fer!

Make sure to bastardize our name as much as possible cuz dat wat our boyz in uniform dies fer!

Frosty cold is how
we enjoy our beer
we enjoy our wars
both far and near.

Wars on drugs
Wars on terror
they will keep us safe
from all your error.

We like our blood
we like our strife
especially those
in the name of christ.

we pride ourselves
each and every day
our way is the one
you need to obey.

but…

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