Caption this: Celebrity disguise fail edition ...winner!

She bagged a winner.
— Skyzzles, Mandurah

THE STORY:
Er, you're really not that famous, Matt Bellamy!

The Muse frontman was snapped out and about in North London with a supermarket bag over his head. Don't try this at home, kids.

Did he have a nasty cold sore? A hideous boil? Or was he just trying to hide from the paps?

Hot tip Matt: if you want to go incognito, try not walking down the street next to your super famous girlfriend who isn't wearing a plastic bag over her head.

Disguise: fail!