User:Morton devonshire/friends

Ahoy there, unflagging Bush-junta supporter!

The spamalicious graphic notification you left on my (and 25+ other) talk page[s] was in violation of WP:SPAM, specifically "promotion of ...Web sites, fandoms, ideologies, or other memes." How would you like it if I left you a similar message promoting | 911 Truth: Bush reading about a pet goat while America burns? Wait... I just did! :-) Good cheer, returned - F.A.A.F.A. 23:05, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

A Friendly Place Called Wikipedia

Wikipedia can be a lonely place, full of spite and malice. Hats off to a few friends who make Wikipedia a more enjoyable place! If you're a friend, please leave me a note below. Morton devonshire 18:41, 2 June 2006 (UTC)

Nice to meet you Morton and I want to your friend! No one will agree with you more than me that this cold world is full of spite and malice. Instead of wasting time with the trolls, why don't you come help spread the love[1]? We have a wonderful atmosphere of comeraderie with three hots & a cot just for you! Please be in touch! Your pal, Georgie

Thank you for your kind words friend. Nice pic! Morton devonshire 05:42, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Hi Mort! Thanks again for all your help with the MoveOn calls in early November. Your hard work and tireless efforts helped the Dems win in your district. You rock! F.A.A.F.A. 07:56, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the light-hearted ribbing. Now that's the kind of loyal-op discourse I enjoy on Wikipedia. Cheers!

Morton Devonshire^Yo 12:08, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

Friendly folks

Huysman -- rl
DCAnderson

FNORD! (credit to my good buddy FALAFEL)

MONGO -- rl
User:DHeyward -- rl
Levi P.
Peephole -- rl
Rosicrucian -- rl
Rmt2m - I'm back as Robbskey. Or am I?
Thatcher131 (Admin) -- for his reliable friendship and support of MONGO against the ED/Truther trolls
172
Byrgenwulf
Weregerbil
AudeVivere (Admin) -- rl
Gwernol? (Admin)
Toiyabe?
Arthur Rubin (Admin)
FurnaceOfMonkl -- might be SkeenaR having fun with me?
A Man In Black (Admin who deleted the Problem-Reaction-Solution and is a hater of cruft)

Mmx1 -- hangs out at September 11, 2001 attacks. -- rl
Jlujan69
Carlossuarez46 -- "Delete unsalvagable POV with useless sources -- if someone claims that 5 journalists with an agenda is sufficient to justify a POV article, this is not an encyclopedia but a soapbox and by reading the journalism purveyed at checkout counters we'll get encyclopedic articles such as Hillary Clinton's ET baby, Pope John Paul's appearance at the 2006 Superbowl, Babies with multiple heads, legs, arms, etc., Elvis' ghost's predictions for the coming year" CLASSIC!
Kalsermar -- a "deletionist" according to Travb
Tom Harrison -- "I just do what the Illuminati tell me. Tom Harrison ^Talk 23:35, 16 August 2006 (UTC)" -- rl
Pacific Coast Highway -- "That's it. I'm sick of this talk page getting bombarded with conspiracy nuts. This is for ARTICLE discussion, not about "controlled demolitions".
Rogue 9 -- POV warrior, self-described inclusionist
Xrblsnggt -- "If those drunken hippies put their bongs down and voted, it might have come true. --Xrblsnggt 02:01, 23 August 2006 (UTC)"
SweetNeo85 -- "I find that this article violates three conditions of what Wikipedia is NOT. A soapbox, a publisher of original thought, and a crystal ball. SweetNeo85 23:31, 11 August 2006 (UTC)" (nomination reason for 9/11 conspiracy theories)
GabrielF -- rl
Junglecat -- rl
PainMan Keep up the good fight against the legion of Neo-Stalinists that swarm around wikipedia. ¡No pasarán!

Cerebral Warrior "Sorry for letting things get out of hand. It's just that I lose my temper when conspiracy theorists use Wikipedia as a propaganda tool to spread theories that every established source has rejected. I won't lose my cool in future. Thanks again. Cerebral Warrior 15:25, 20 October 2006 (UTC)"
Aaron -- rl
Opabinia regalis -- nominated Hologram Theory
Aquaman -- True Superfriends
User:Dman727 -- "I guess we just throw-out good faith then?" -- rl
Doug Bell ^talk
NCdave -- "You're right, 66.218.14.171. This sort of lunacy is why Wikipedia gets so little respect. Nobody sane could believe the nonsensical gibbering of these fruitcake conspiracy theorists. NCdave 23:43, 5 December 2006 (UTC)"

Elaragirl -- FOMONGO
Rosenkreuz -- fellow USEBACA agent
Jinxmchue -- mfd(2)
Hipocrite -- a friend in need is a friend indeed
Fairness And Accuracy For All -- my special non-rl friend
Mobile 01 -- rl, Southern Command Centre, USEBACA
Dual Freq -- rl
Strothra -- not rl
Please limit your future statements to some reasonable length, our time is valuable. There are no respected political commentators who hold that the 9/11 attacks were staged. I'm going to be dragged out of Wikipedia feet-first before cranks like Chossudovsky are considered reliable sources for anything other than their own statements. - Merzbow 07:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

(Note: review [2] and [3] for more friendly folks)

Could you please remove the rex-socks from your page, you're trying way too hard to make yourself look supicous, rex was much better at this than you, you're just a graden variety troll trying to make himself feel special, rex was a master, you're just sad--205.188.117.8 21:10, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

Crikey! What the heck are you talking about? I'm not interested in playing any of those Reindeer Games matey -- please don't try to rope me in. Good cheer to you my friend. Morton devonshire 00:31, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

What exactly is a "Graden variety troll", is this an American phrase?, It looks a bit supicous to me.

Mobile 01^Talk

"I find it sad, and disgusting, that civilized people would engage in this anti-Americanism fad. Every single person who is defending this article knows full-well that they are motivated by a political agenda, and that this article does not belong in a NEUTRAL encyclopedia. I hope one day, probably after GWB is out of office, most of you wake up from your blind fad. I guess the United States is the only nation that sponsors terrorism, right? Garric 05:21, 31 May 2007 (UTC)"

One to watch: Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pilots for 9/11 Truth, and don't forget about this one.

All sorts of new friends at Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Conspiracy realist and Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/9/11 Guilt: The Proof is in Your Hands

True Colors

Wikipedia:Requests for comment/MONGO 2 -- like finding a diamond mine. Wikipedia talk:Requests for comment/MONGO 2 -- refs and args in perfect form.

Vexatious Rfcs Against MONGO! It never ends.

. . . of the way we were

Super Duper Friendly Folks

Phaedriel -- she can be pleasant, even when she's disagreeing with you. One of the most accomplished Wikipedians if you ask me. Bears no grudges. Never makes sideways attacks. Always assumes good faith. Peachy. Morton devonshire 19:06, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
And former BOT member Angela Beesley -- User:Angela/What Wikipedia is not

Surrender Dorothy

From the annals of Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/Wikipedia:Association of 9/11 All Sides Editors. For a very short time, they placed me on some sort of "watch list". Very funny shit! And their response to Gabriel's list, at User:XP/PendingDeletionsofNote

Need a date

Hi Morty. It's me, Stephen. Can you set me up with your friend Georgie? After I heard his marriage was on the rocks[4] I figured I should act on my feelings. SkeenaR can have his ol' lady back, he deserves her. Beeyotch!

I tried impressing Georgie with some nice military fatigue type duds at the summit but I could see he only had eyes for Vincente "The Fox"[5] What do you think of my new look? Is it me?[6] Please be in touch. With a heavy heart, Stephen.

This is harder than I thought. [7] Georgie moves fast! Truly frustrated, Stephen

Hey Mijo

You know I've run across your name every now and then. I drift in and out of political topics. I got a kick out of reading your user and talk pages. I think you and I think along the same lines. I'm thinking rush-baby – but I could have your age pegged wrong. Anyway, see you around (dang, your page makes mine look like crap!) --Geneb1955^Talk/_CVU 07:25, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

My Love Story

I'm trying to be more in touch with the common people, so I'm hoping to get a reality show broadcast on Fox. Here is some footage: [8] Please send Stephen my regards and let him know how busy I've been. Thanks, Georgie.