About Guy Parsons
Guy is a cartoonist, designer and illustrator. He has won a bunch of awards for illustration. His work has appeared in Sports Illustrated, the Globe and Mail and the Calgary Herald.
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Donald Trump didn't hide the fact he wanted to shutter the Department of Education while on the campaign trail. Now that he's... More
Making Sense By Michael Reagan Watergate 2.0 it ain’t. But no one denies that the texting leak in a group chat about... More
When our team couldn’t make it through 500 pushups, my cross country coach would laugh. And he meant every word of it.... More
The biggest upside of hunkering down with the fat new bio of longtime SNL producer Lorne Michaels is that it’s veritable Novocaine... More
Tyrades! by Danny Tyree The world was changed forever on April 4, 1975. (Don’t get a swelled head if that happens to... More
Federal websites have been a surprise target of President Trump, who ordered the Pentagon and other agencies to scan their pages and... More
Micestan News – Tehran, March 24, 2025 — Confidential report leaked by a mouse embedded in the Supreme Leader’s drywall. On Monday,... More
Here’s something that can make us miserable if we let it: too many decisions! Social scientist Barry Schwartz says Americans are becoming... More
As I was watching another "Dateline" episode about a husband killing his wife and feeling happy to be a single immigration lawyer,... More
In his nakedly shameless bid for the 2028 presidential nomination, California Gov. Gavin Newsom will need all the luck he can muster.... More
IRS agents. VA workers. Park rangers. Air traffic controllers. Social Security administrators. No one employed by the federal government appears safe with... More
Making Sense by Michael Reagan They’re for cutting waste and fraud in government – until you cut waste and fraud. They’re for... More
Wow, a chance to write about a baseball player! Thanks, MAGA! You may have heard what happened the other day. Trump’s apparatchiks,... More
Ah, Nowruz — the Iranian New Year. A time of joy, renewal, and, apparently, unexpected generosity from the White House to the... More
I could have become a professional basketball player if not for my inability to score baskets. And my inability to fake that... More
Tyrades! by Danny Tyree “When you are on a great horse, you have the best seat you will ever have.” - Winston... More
Debates over free speech, cultural appropriation, intolerance, and other controversies covered by the umbrella term “cancel culture” have woven themselves firmly into... More
Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are at it again, hawking their "Loan Shark Prevention Act" with a shiny new 10% APR cap.... More
It’s a growing concern that world leaders, economists and even Pope Francis have warned about: people aren’t having enough children. Across the... More
I had a slight fever, some chills, nausea, and a killer sore throat. I downed some chicken soup, heated up my water... More