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Marmaduke

Movie PG 2010 87 minutes
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Sandie Angulo Chen By Sandie Angulo Chen , based on child development research. How do we rate?

age 8+

America's favorite Great Dane is more "O.C." than "Lassie."

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age 6+

Based on 19 parent reviews

age 8+

An obnoxiously mind numbingly terrible movie

Imagine logging into YouTube kids and watching 1 hour and 30 minutes of little baby bum quality Johny Johny yes Papa videos in a movie form. This is LITERALLY what this movie is. I honestly didn't even know that English speaking actors were the voice actors, no less some pretty famous ones at that because the voice acting was that terrible. I can't say anything good about this movie at all. The content, the context, the for value and the lack of any lesson presented or to be learned with zero structure all screamed YouTube kids content aimed at toddlers to keep their attention span constantly and bizarrely pointlessly aimed at the screen. In hindsight and after watching it a few more times, I think it's not a movie for young kids at all and I'm not joking. Maybe it was made for zombie training them into mindless TV watching machines? Painfully that is a possibility. All of these new movies like this are very bizarre and in my opinion should totally be avoided at all costs. I give this move one star because it didn't have any value, add anything insightful, it's far too mind numbingly obnoxious to be funny and it's full of violence and name calling. Pass pass ruff on Marmaduke.
age 2+

Horrible movie

The worst kids movie I have ever been forced to watch. My son is almost 2 and doesn’t get scared so age rating doesn’t concern us. He moderately enjoyed it since it has dogs in it but got bored 30 minutes in (he will watch full movies if he likes them). For me it was a horrible experience, my husband turned it on and it’s worse animation than there was in the 90s. It doesn’t teach anything positive, full of bad stereotypes the really the biggest thing was it literally hurt my eyes to watch it. Jokes aren’t funny, please don’t watch this movie.

What's the Story?

Marmaduke (Owen Wilson) lives happily in Kansas with the Winslows: marketing director Phil (Lee Pace), stay-at-home mom Debbie (Judy Greer), their teen, tween, and tot, plus their affable cat Carlos (George Lopez). When Phil accepts a lucrative job working for an organic dog-food company, the Winslows and their pets move to Orange County, California, where the center of canine activity (and the informal office of Phil's new boss, played by William H. Macy), is the Laguna Beach Dog Park. Marmaduke immediately falls in with a clique of sweet mixed-breed outcasts -- tomboy Mazie (Emma Stone), brainy Raisin (Steve Coogan), and neurotic Giuseppe (Christopher Mintz-Plasse). But like high school, the "rulers" of the park are the alpha male Bosco (Kiefer Sutherland), his beautiful girlfriend Jezebel (Stacy Ferguson), and their "pedigree crew." To win over Jezebel, Marmaduke makes a play for top dog, but alienates his true friends.

Is It Any Good?

Our review:
Parents say (19 ):
Kids say (39 ):

Even though the Marmaduke movie trailer was criticized as one of the year's worst, there is definitely an audience for this movie -- pet-loving elementary schoolers who dig talking-animal flicks. If you are out of that narrow moviegoing niche, chances are high that you'll be unamused. No judgments here if it's too hot to stay home and this is the only PG-rated movie your family hasn't seen yet, but be prepared not so much to laugh but to marvel at Marmaduke's sheer size and the way the screenwriters turned dogs into teenagers with romantic and social drama to rival the very show that appears in the movie, The O.C..

Sure, there are a few moments when Marmaduke helps the family forge stronger relationships, especially the workaholic dad and his two kids, but the set-ups are thin (little Brian doesn't really like to play soccer! teen Barbara misses her friends in Kansas!), it's hard to care too much. Didn't Lassie and other cinematic canines literally save lives? The voice cast does its best with the hammy dialogue, and Wilson is clearly suited to playing dogs (or the people who love them), but comedians Coogan, Lopez, and Mintz-Plasse aren't given enough lines, because Marmaduke is so consumed with romancing Jezebel, throwing a party, and being top dog that the script gets too bogged down with the doggie soap opera to be all that funny or memorable.

Talk to Your Kids About ...

  • Families can talk about the movie's message about growing up "different" than the "cool" crowd (in this case, the top dog and his pedigree crew). How is the dog park like school?

  • Marmaduke is often made fun of for his size. Kids: Does this happen to you or your friends? What's the movie's take on discrimination and bullying?

  • Why are talking-animal movies so compelling to kids? Is it funny when animals have the same issues and thoughts as their human counterparts, like dating drama? Do you think this movie would still be for young kids if the characters were human instead of canine?

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