Premier League footballers can certainly get creative when it comes to releasing the tension of playing at the elite level.
Gruelling training sessions, heavy fixture schedules and barely any holiday time means the life of a professional footballer can be repetitive and arduous. And so we cannot blame them for seeking pleasure and wanting to add some excitement away from the pitch.
While that can sometimes rear its head negatively in the form of scandalous affairs, others rely on sex toys to... errr.. keep themselves stimulate. Now Daily Star Sport takes a look at some of the bizarre confessions by footballers and their WAGs about kinks and other sex toy stories over the years.
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English-born, half-French dominatrix Mistress Estee took to TikTok in 2021 to brag about her encounter with a Manchester City player, who paid her a visit shortly after giving Leeds United a 7-0 butt-whipping himself. She claimed she held a steamy late-night sex session with the unnamed player within the four red walls of her dungeon.
Cole feet
Ashley Cole’s bedroom preferences were divulged by none other than his wife at the time Cheryl Tweedy in 2008. Speaking about the Chelsea legend, she said: “We tackle each other in the bedroom and he loves me massaging his feet. I think more men prefer to hear little breaths rather than big loud screams. Otherwise you sound like a porn film.”
Becks the tractor
Another England star to have fallen victim to his wife’s lack of ability to keep personal things sacred. Victoria Beckham once revealed David loves nothing more than to buy saucy lingerie for her. She even described his package as a “huge one”, like a “tractor exhaust pipe”.
Victoria boasted: "I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. I tend to wear nothing in bed. But David bought me these little sets from Agent Provocateur…”
Jese's supporting cast
Former Stoke City flop Jese Rodriguez’s partner Aurah Ruiz humiliated the Spaniard in 2021 by revealing she prefers sex toys to him in the bedroom. The bombshell, who split up with the ex-PSG star before reconciling, said: "You want to know whether I love Jese. He is my partner, and when you forgive a lot of things happen and you forget.
"It is because there is love between us, otherwise it would not happen. It is a a couple thing - he loves me and he proves it. I love sex toys. I am a big fan of toys, and I have a whole heap of them. I play with my partner with all the toys you could possibly have.
"Among them there are some he does not know about, but I bring them along. He is delighted. I am very liberal in these matters - but other people are more vanilla in their tastes."
Dildo like Beckham
Countless women have no doubt fantasised over former England captain and heartthrob Beckham over the years. One sex toy firm took that as a sign to produce an eight inch, silicone dildo in the shape of the football legend. Named ‘The Buckham’, it was moulded in his likeness with matching facial hair, abs and a pair of shorts. We cannot say for certain whether the Beckhams themselves own one or not.
It seems like "the Buckham" is no longer available, but pleasure seekers can look for ones moulded from celebrity adult stars like Jason Luv, Tommy Pistol and more.
(Sexual) performance enhancing drugs
We’re not sure if drugs can quite be described as sex toys but Chelsea bad-boy Adrian Mutu landed himself in hot water when he was found with traces of cocaine in his body. It earned him a seven-month ban, with Chelsea terminating the remaining four years of his contact.
Mutu later pleaded: "I am not hooked on drugs. I categorically deny this. The only reason I took what I took was because I wanted to improve my sexual performance. It may be funny but it is true. I did not take cocaine. I took something to make me feel good."
Positive vibrations
At this point we know all about footballers enjoying sexual accessories, but actually being them? Well, former Nice, Hannover, Monaco and Newcastle winger Allan Saint-Maximin found himself as the subject of a bizarre thread of tweets which compared each of the jerseys worn throughout his career to various vibrators.
Keen to get in on the action, the Frenchman hilariously chimed in by quoting the thread with the caption: “Entertainment guaranteed on and off the pitch,” much to the delight of fans.
Dugout sex toy
Old Trafford cleaners were in for a shock when they discovered a sexy toy in the Manchester United dugout after a win over West Ham back in April 2019. The object was not left behind by players or coaching staff, but rather by fans of the east London club as part of a long-running joke making fun of their owners David Sullivan and the late David Gold.
Volleyed willy
Gary McAllister recalled Liverpool's 2000/01 UEFA Cup final victory taking an X-rated turn by highlighting an incident where Reds fans presented their own players with a dildo during a warm-up. He told Four Four Two magazine: "I was taking a corner in the second half, Robbie Fowler was warming up next to me in front of our supporters, and suddenly there was a thud.
"Robbie and I both looked at it, and I said: ‘Is that a…?’ ‘Yes Gary,’ said Robbie. ‘That is a dildo.’ Nonchalantly, Robbie walked over to it, flicked it up with his right foot and volleyed it back into the crowd with his left. That’s what I remember about that night!"
West Ham…again
The Hammers faithful’s affection for dildos was seen once more in 2018 when one supporter livened proceedings up by lobbing a dildo onto the pitch during a Premier League clash with Brighton. The game had to be momentarily stopped as referee Kevin Friend was forced to remove the dildo - fake testicles and all - from the playing surface.
