What do you do, Mum?

You’ll never guess what Stephanie’s mum does,’ said seven-year-old Bella as they sat down to dinner. ‘She’s a police lady. She catches baddies and puts them in prison.’

‘Wow,’ said five-year-old Tom, impressed.

‘And Sarah’s mum makes yummy cakes,’ Steph added.

Thank heavens, thought Trish. A normal mum, just like me.

‘Yes,’ said Bella. ‘She works for