English Greek Joke Book

The English Greek Joke Book is an excellent way for Greeks to practise their English - and for foreigners who are trying to learn Greek. Great jokes like:

“Mαμά, μπορώ να φορέσω σουτιέν τώρα που είμαι δεκαέξι; "

“Όχι, Ντέιβιντ.”

or this classic

Ένας άντρας ογδόντα ετών επισκέφτηκε τον γιατρό του.

“Πρόκειται να παντρευτώ την επόμενη εβδομάδα, γιατρέ.”

“Πολύ καλά”, είπε ο γιατρός. “Πόσων ετών είναι η φίλη σου;”

“Δεκαοχτώ”, απάντησε ο άντρας.

“Θεέ μου!”, είπε ο γιατρός. “Θα πρέπει να σε προειδοποιήσω ότι οποιαδήποτε δραστηριότητα στο κρεβάτι θα μπορούσε να αποβεί μοιραία.”

“Ε”, είπε ο άντρας. “Αν πεθάνει, πέθανε.”

I first learnt German by telling jokes to people in my awful German. But I quickly progressed and now I'm pretty fluent - and know lots of great jokes as well. When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways - and reading jokes is probably the best of all. The best way to use this book is to treat it like a swimming pool on a warm day. Dip in now and again and it's a very pleasant experience. If you stay in too long you won't enjoy it as much. To sum up, 10 ways that you can benefit from downloading The English Greek Joke Book.

It improves your reading skills.
It improves your spelling - and your writing.
It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
Jokes are short - and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
Jokes are memorable - so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.
If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.
It's available in a wide variety of formats
It's available from a wide variety of suppliers so you can choose.
It is a GREAT way to improve your English - or Greek.