PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in: Gut Feeling (Season 1, Episode 1)
By RyFT Brand
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PeeDee3, Season 1, Episode 1
Cloaked in shadow, a tall figure lurks in a doorway, ducking the weather and a solitary streetlamp. A pair of segmented antennae poke though his faded fedora. Four plated arms are through the sleeves of a weathered trench coat; the collar’s pulled up high against the planet’s menthol flavored rain. Huge, complex eyes reflect light in a prism of colors. His mandibles click together in anticipation. On the mortar wall behind him ink runs from a wanted poster featuring his hard, crusty mug and is signed by Galactapus Caesar himself. A claw slips inside the coat and rests on the handle of his Tek-Tonic’s Turbo Tornado Thrust Generator. His mark, a bulbous blubbertoad slithers out of Dante’s Hotel Inferno. In a blur of claws the bug draws and fires, four weapons discharge simultaneously and a woman screams. It’s another mark down and another fee collected. All in a night’s work, if you happen to be PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin.
PeeDee3, Episode one: Gut Feeling
PeeDee3 is one bad bug with a zeal to kill...for a price. But now the intergalactic, insectiod assassin is trailing his very last mark and this hit’s on the house because revenge is footing the bill. With his trusty bowling ball cannon at his exoskeletonized side and his complex eyes spread wide all he needs is a target. But time is running out because the death he’s avenging is his own.
This is the first ever Peedee3, the story that started, and ended, it all. But this ending is really just the beginning...of the inevitable ending. Either way, the ride is fun. File under Sci-Fi Noir Comedy Series.
RyFT Brand
RyFT Brand is one of the pen names of writer Robert F Thompson. He lives, writes, wonders, and wanders from Bucks County, Pennsylvania. His first novel, A Book of Beginnings was published in 2001. he's just so weird.
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PeeDee3, Intergalactic, Insectiod Assassin in:
Gut Feeling
season one, episode one
RyFT Brand
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Gut Feeling
RyFT Brand
Until my upper right arm fell off, I had no idea I was dead.
I would have noticed sooner, but a heavy night of drinking at Swallatikitiki’s Tiki Bar and Recovery Spa had dulled all three of my complex nerve centers. I’d woken up feeling stiff, like rigor mortis stiff, but a constant ringing in my antennae