John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. VI: John Fulghum Mysteries, #6
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John Fulghum, a Boston area Private Investigator, is at it again in E. W. Farnsworth's latest collection of titillating noiresque detective stories.
Fulghum once again relies heavily on his close friend, Nigel Pounce, of the Boston Police Homicide Department, along with long-time associate in the CIA, Ken Mander, to get to bottom of the gruesome task of solving unsolvable mysteries. Along the way, Fulghum's sweetheart at the Boston Globe, Sylvia Blackwood, pulls some strings and helps him investigate his complex cases.
In John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. VI, you will find the first two exciting tales E. W. Farnsworth ever wrote about the noir detective, John Fulghum, PI, - The Horse Lady Murders, and A Horse for Christmas. In addition to these short stories there is also a novella, Case of the VP Murder, that investigates the breakthrough use of robotics along with artificial intelligence in detective work.
E. W. Farnsworth
E. W. Farnsworth lives and writes in Arizona. Over two hundred fifty of his short stories were published at a variety of venues from London to Hong Kong in the period 2014 through 2018. Published in 2015 were his collected Arizona westerns Desert Sun, Red Blood, his thriller about cryptocurrency crimes Bitcoin Fandango, his John Fulghum Mysteries, Volume I, and Engaging Rachel, an Anderson romance/thriller, the latter two by Zimbell House Publishing. Published by Zimbell House in 2016 and 2017 were Farnsworth’s Pirate Tales, John Fulghum Mysteries, Volumes II, III, IV and V, Baro Xaimos: A Novel of the Gypsy Holocaust, The Black Marble Griffon and Other Disturbing Tales, Among Waterfowl and Other Entertainments and Fantasy, Myth and Fairy Tales. Published by Audio Arcadia in 2016 were DarkFire at the Edge of Time, Farnsworth’s collection of visionary science fiction stories, Nightworld, A Novel of Virtual Reality, and two collections of stories, The Black Arts and Black Secrets. Also published by Audio Arcadia in 2017 were Odd Angles on the 1950s, The Otio in Negotio: The Comical Accidence of Business and DarkFire Continuum: Science Fiction Stories of the Apocalypse. In 2018 Audio Arcadia released A Selection of Stories by E. W. Farnsworth. Farnsworth’s Dead Cat Bounce, an Inspector Allhoff novel, appeared in 2016 from Pro Se Productions, which will also publish his Desert Sun, Red Blood, Volume II, The Secret Adventures of Agents Salamander and Crow and a series of three Al Katana superhero novels in 2017 and 2018. E. W. Farnsworth is now working on an epic poem, The Voyage of the Spaceship Arcturus, about the future of humankind when humans, avatars and artificial intelligence must work together to instantiate a second Eden after the Chaos Wars bring an end to life on Earth. For updates, please see www.ewfarnsworth.com.
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John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. VI - E. W. Farnsworth
John Fulghum Mysteries
Vol. VI
E. W. Farnsworth
Zimbell House Publishing
Union Lake
This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. All characters appearing in this work are the product of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is entirely coincidental.
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Acknowledgements
The Horse Lady Murders was first published as an independent story by IndelibleChaos in India. It was awarded the first prize in an international short story competition in 2014. It is republished here by permission graciously granted by the Editorial Staff of Indelible Chaos on March 5, 2016.
A Horse for Christmas was first published as a stand-alone Morsel by IndelibleChaos in India. It is republished herein by permission graciously granted by the Editorial Staff of Indelible Chaos on March 5, 2016.
Preface
This collection of stories about John Fulghum, PI, contains the first two stories I ever wrote about the noir detective, The Horse Lady Murders , and A Horse for Christmas . Both were contracted to be published by IndelibleChaos in India, in 2015, but never appeared online or in print. The former story is the only one written thus far from the first-person point of view.
Two collections of John Fulghum stories, John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. I and John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. II were published by Zimbell House Publishing. Some works in each, thanks to Maggie, appeared in ZHP anthologies before they appeared in the two collections.
Three novels with John Fulghum as the hero next appeared from ZHP: Blue Is for Murder, John Fulghum Mysteries Vol. III, The Perfect Teacher, John Fulghum Mysteries Vol. IV, and Finding Harry Diamond, John Fulghum Mysteries, Vol. V.
In addition to the aforementioned starter stories, the current collection draws together four recent tales and the novella, Case of the VP Murder.
I hope you enjoy!
–E. W. Farnsworth
The Horse Lady Murders
Perhaps the beginning was the moneyed, horsey set portrayed in BBC and PBS special programming. It may have been more generally due to the need to have an alternative to lowbrow, commercial television, which was declared a vast wasteland
in front of Congress. For her, specifically, it may have been a fabric of dreams of an upper-middle-class background that never was. I do not know, and I do not have to care. I investigated the many cases that all traced right back to one familiar source. She was the index case, and I proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt. A jury of her peers thought so too. She now sits on death row for a baker’s dozen coolly executed murders of the first degree, premeditated and planned so well that she may never have been caught. She thought she had discovered the perfect serial crime. She thought she could make me her accomplice. That was where she was wrong, dead wrong.
She arrived at my prestigious office suite above the Joe’s Malt Shop on Second Street at what she said was tea time, precisely three o’clock in the afternoon one Friday in May. She knocked three times softly as if she hoped no one would answer. I was extremely busy reading the racing forms, checking out a tip that the barber’s shoeshine boy had mentioned to another client. That research takes such devoted concentration that you sometimes do not hear the phone ringing, a knock on the door, the sound of junk mail slipping through the slot and hitting the floor, or the screech of gears down on the street. I had no running cases and no prospects. It was going to be a long, dry weekend.
I was at the door, slicking back my hair with both hands, by the time of her third knock. I opened the door on what may not have been a mystic vision of Holy Mary, Mother of God, with all the cherubim and seraphim. As my eyes adjusted to a cold appreciation, I saw the face of utter innocence and wonder. Certainly, her legs were not the longest nor her figure the most compelling or her eyes the most dazzling blue that I had ever seen. Her diaphanous blue dress did a lot with what she had and vice versa. I wanted to see more. I had seen Marilyn Monroe once in a film. This woman was a cut above.
How do you do? Ahem. I gave my receptionist the day off. That is why I am answering the door myself. Excuse the mess. I gave the maid the week off too. Will you please come in? Take a seat while I raise the shade.
You are Mr. John Fulghum, private investigator, I presume?
Ma’am, yes, I am, just like it is written on the door here. Actually, you can call me anything you want. Please come in.
She entered slowly, checking out the details. I saw her nose rise ever so slightly as she turned her head from side to side. I realized I had not watered the snake plant in the corner in the last week or two. I wished I had collected the racing forms into bundles where they now lay like trash spread across the floor back of my desk. I imagined I had emptied my ashtray of the evidence of the sacred incineration of my daily cigarettes. I asked her whether she would like some coffee, or perhaps some tea. She tried a smile and shook her head a little. My legs felt like rubber, so I made my way quickly to my chair behind the desk and gestured that she should take the other chair. We sat there looking at one another. The dust motes rose and fell in the afternoon light. Since I had racing forms to read and a bet to place, I decided to move things along and began to ask her why she had come.
I suppose you would like to know why I am here?
she asked, as if on cue. I need the services of a licensed private detective. I phoned a few friends. They all suggested you. So, I am here to hire you—if you are free.
I did not want to say that I would climb every mountain or ford every sea for free for her, so I simply nodded and swallowed dry. To look businesslike, I managed to fumble a pencil out of my coffee cup and pull a legal pad out of my right desk drawer. The music had become deafening in the room from the moment she decided to cross her legs. They did cross—she was clearly not a mermaid, after all.
Why would you need a private detective?
This was the first thing that came to my mind. People like this normally had plenty of protection with plenty of money. People like her did not go into malt shops or seek out private eyes in seedy second-floor, one-window offices measuring ten feet on a side. Not having a ring on her finger may mean that she was between rides. Maybe there is hope for me after all, I thought.
I think someone is trying to kill me, and I want you to find out who that someone is. I have never hired a private detective before, so I don’t know where to begin. I can afford your rate, whatever that might be. Is that the kind of work you can do for me? Can you find the intended killer?
Let’s do this one step at a time. First, tell me why you think someone is trying to kill you?
Call it intuition. I do not know why anyone would want to kill me, but twice in the last two weeks I believe that someone narrowly missed killing me, once pushing me in front of a moving bus and another time tripping me as I was entering an escalator.
Did you see who did these acts?
No. I was busy trying not to be a victim. The perpetrator was like an invisible hand. I do not know the person’s sex, height, weight, features, anything.
I will need a statement from you describing each of these events in as much detail as you can provide. You must have thought about why someone would want to kill you.
As I mentioned, I have no earthly idea. I live privately. I make no trouble for anyone. I do what I can to be courteous. I would not hurt a fly. I have my apartment. No husband, no children. I have my horses at the stables. I ride. I show. I travel. That is all, really. Oh, what shall I do?
Relax for a minute. I may be able to help you, but I do not want to run up bills for you without reason. Let me get a few facts from you now. I suggest that you pay me a retainer of $1,000 and give me a week to gather some information. I will report what I have discovered and listed my hours and expenses next Friday at three o’clock. Then, if I can really do something for you, I will give you my terms. If I cannot do anything for you, you will only be out my rate and expenses. I will return any of the unused retainer to you.
She thought about this for a full minute while she bit her lower lip. I liked watching her face. She then pulled up her purse, and from it, she took ten one-hundred-dollar bills. She counted them out on the desktop. I watched her nearly fall out of the top of her dress when she bent over. I made a show of counting the bills again for myself, then I wrote her a formal receipt for her money, signed it and gave it to her. The heavy lifting was over for the day.
I was now her hireling, and she was my boss. For that kind of money, I would have been her hound dog. I hoped to get to the barber shop and the bank before they closed. I wrote down her name, address, and phone number. She provided the name of her stable and her groom then the meeting was over. I knew this because the vision of her simply de-materialized. I heard the click of her heels and saw the sashaying of the bottom of her blue dress. She did not turn back laughing. She did not turn back at all. After she was gone, I sat there in the afternoon motes, reconstructing the entire visit. So many things about the meeting were wrong that I ignored important signals.
I managed to make it to Benny’s Bookmakers at the rear end of the barber shop, and I placed one hundred dollars on Neigh Belle to show. I then stopped by the bank to deposit five hundred dollars in cash. By the look in the teller’s eyes, you would have thought I had won the lottery. The newspaper archive and the public library were next on my list to conduct little preliminary research.
Mona Lee Bakewell had been born on Christmas Day to Nellie Bligh Bakewell, homemaker, and Nigel Bakewell, industrialist and entrepreneur. Both her parents were still living at their family estate. Mona Lee was now twenty-six years old. She was recorded as living at the address she had given me. She was an equestrienne with a long record of showing champion class horses, particularly a mare named Holly Brea. She did not always take the first-place ribbon. She was also the treasurer of the local equestrienne society.
Mona Lee had an impeccable upper-middle-class social record. A debutante at age seventeen, she had been presented to valley society, such as it was, at the Green Courser Golf and Country Club. She had been engaged to be married on several occasions—formal announcements for four. She never married; therefore, she was still eligible. Lucky for me, or for some other jerk. Whether she wanted to be or not, she was a Siren. I had heard her siren’s call when she crossed her legs. I still heard the call as I replayed that scene repeatedly in the silent studio of my memory. Who would want to kill Mona Lee Bakewell? I can think of a lot of other things I would want to do instead.
I found the listing for Mona Lee’s stable, The Long Bar Ranch. I found the number for her groom, Stanley Smith. Saturday was a good day to go riding, so I planned to visit The Long Bar Ranch tomorrow. I wanted to meet the man who was the horse lady’s lucky groom. Meanwhile, Friday night would not be lonely after all. My old friend Jack Daniels and I had a date, now that I could afford to be his host.
Riding out in my Saab to a stable in the countryside early Saturday morning would have been fine if my hangover had not lingered with a vengeance. The Long Bar Ranch was upper-middle-class heaven, with dozens of svelte and earnest young ladies in jodhpurs with riding crops. It seemed very British in that everyone rode English saddle. Here they were riding steeple; there they were jumping; far out they were riding at a canter across a greensward. You would have thought by my reception that I had come in the wrong entrance. Surely, there was not a service entrance? Eventually, I found near the stable the man I was looking for—Stanley Smith, a surly, congenitally unhappy man of thirty-something looking every bit the groom from the films. I had to remind myself that class consciousness and prejudice are helpmeets.
So, let me get this right. You are interested in seeing Miss Bakewell’s Holly Brea in her stable? Well, come with me. A fine horse, she is. I curry her daily and give her exercise. She is due to ride this afternoon at two o’clock if you want to meet Miss Bakewell. This here is Holly Brea, all fifteen and a half hands of her. Let me take her out and turn her around so that you can see her. Gentle now. That’s got it.
Stanley, is it? Stanley, is Holly Brea Miss Bakewell’s only horse?
No, sir, she is not. Miss Bakewell has two others, but they have not shown for around two years. They are boarded at Pleasure Dome Stables across town. It is really a small farm with a barn. I look in on them from time to time. If you want to see them, I can arrange that.
Stanley hesitated as if I should give him a cue.
So, what would make the introduction worthwhile to you?
I asked.
For twenty-five dollars, I will show you both her other horses. You let me know when you would like to see them. If our schedules allow, we’ll do it. Just call the stable and leave a message for me with your number and the times.
I looked over Holly Brea. I am no expert at show horses, but I saw this mare’s potential. She was a winner if she were ridden with the right panache. It was not only Holly Brea that won; the winner was Mona Lee Bakewell astride Holly Brea. When I had spent a few minutes saying the right things, I thanked Stanley for his kindness, gave him ten dollars, and said I would be in touch.
I spent another hour looking the place over. I visited the tack shop. I looked over the bulletin boards. I reviewed the schedule of events and prices with one of the customer reps. I talked with the staff. I discovered that Miss Bakewell was one of the leading lights of the ranch. She had been treasurer of the equestrienne society for almost eight years. I learned that her stabling fees amounted to a small fortune every month. That did not include travel, insurance and board away for championship events. Miss Bakewell’s expenses totaled almost six figures a year. Income from the horses would have been nil. A very expensive horsey lady was Miss Bakewell. I was beginning to see why she had not landed a suitable mate.
One factor I always check on in these cases is friendship. Who were Mona Lee’s friends? No one could be specific. She was an officer of the equestrienne society and therefore known to everyone. Did she have a special male or female friend? No one could say. Yes, she had been betrothed. Her intended had visited the stables with her. Some had ridden with her. In two cases, her fiancés had met with permanent bad luck right here on these grounds as they had died. I decided to talk with Mrs. Peachblossom, the president of the equestrienne society, who happened to be at the stables that morning. From the rear, in her riding clothes, I thought she would look swell in short shorts with her upper parts fumbling out over her waist in the bespoke muffin top look.
I am sorry to bother you, Mrs. Peachblossom, but I want to talk with you about Miss Mona Lee Bakewell. Have you a minute?
If you are a member of the press, we have rules that simply must be followed.
I had never heard a woman bray before. I was taken aback by her tone. When I examined her physiognomy, I saw the definite marks of the horse in her face, her horsey bulk and the way she ambled up to shake my hand with her left hand held limp, mimicking a hoof in dressage.
No, ma’am, I am not a member of the press. I represent a party who is interested in buying one of Miss Bakewell’s horses. I am checking on her background for my employer.
In the face of such officiousness as she exhibited, lying comes easy on the first introduction. My third-grade teacher had arms just as flabby and livid as hers were. I am sure Mrs. Jones had never ridden a horse in her life. As for Mrs. Peachblossom, she was immensely full of herself and in no need of external reinforcement. She was immune to flattery of any kind. She would have viewed flattery for something worse, like open satire.
Well, as you may know, Miss Bakewell is our society’s treasurer. She does impeccable work, simply impeccable. She is beyond reproach in every respect. She is a fine member of the society and the stable. She is from an upstanding family with a long history in the valley. She has my highest recommendation. Do you need to know more?
Mrs. Peachblossom was implying that, now that she had given me pablum, she was ready now to move on to other more important things. She was growing impatient. I hazarded a guess that she would soon become the naysayer I had profiled her to be.
Has Miss Bakewell ever been married? Is she now betrothed? I have today learned that she was engaged at least once.
Poor dear Miss Bakewell was engaged at least four times that I know of. Two of her intended died horribly just before the weddings. That is bad luck, but it has little to do with her integrity. I am sure that you agree. As to her being engaged at this moment, I have no idea. You would have to ask her. She will be here this afternoon. I suggest that you arrange to be here also. What did you say your name was?
She gave me that special look from which I inferred that Mrs. Peachblossom would be calling the authorities if I chose to hang around any longer. I got her message—you are not one of our kind. Right she was about that, but I am sure she would not appreciate the irony.
My Saab was right where I left it. It had a flat left rear tire. A screw had been carefully driven into the side area of the tire where a patch would not hold. The tire could never have collapsed from that screw alone since I had left it. I noticed that the tire’s valve was missing. It took me a few minutes to change the spare for the useless flat. I resolved that I would buy a new spare and charge it to my client. I also resolved to begin watching my back.
I dropped my flat at the garage that usually does my repairs. Jimmy, the mechanic, saw right away that I had been sabotaged. He shrugged as if to say, that comes with the territory of a gumshoe. I purchased a new spare and inserted it into the forward compartment. I then drove to the city newspaper offices where I have a special friend in Editorial. Before lunch, I managed to spend an hour at the newspaper archives where I discovered the four engagement announcements and corresponding stories about the deaths of the four gentlemen who had been betrothed to Mona Lee Bakewell. Two had experienced fatal horseback riding accidents. The other two had died in freak automobile accidents. Each of the men had died within one week of his scheduled wedding date. It often takes me a long time for me to discern a pattern. Actually, I try not to look for patterns before I have an awful lot of evidence. In this case, though, my hackles began to rise. What were the odds? It seemed as if being engaged to a goddess had consequences.
I did not hesitate to phone the Bakewell residence to ask for an interview with Mr. and Mrs. Bakewell as soon as possible. Mona Lee’s younger sister Cara Sue took my call, laughed out loud and turned me over to her father. Mr. Bakewell said in a gruff, official voice that I could come over around three o’clock. He and his wife would be happy to have me for tea. I asked whether he served high or low tea, but he must have misunderstood me. He repeated that I should come around at three for tea.
I made a couple of phone calls while I waited. First, I called Pleasure Dome Stables to verify that Mona Lee’s other two horses were stabled there and that Stanley Smith was their groom. I left a message for Stanley that I could meet him there Sunday morning at ten o’clock. Second, I called the social editor of the newspaper, Sylvia Blackwood, who was an old friend—solid as a rock and no-nonsense. I could never understand why she took her job or kept it. Sometimes I could not understand why we had not become a couple. Why do oil and water not mix?
I asked Sylvia, Do you know Mona Lee Bakewell?
She smiled and dished out plenty without my prompting her. Mona Lee is one of the most eligible women in town. From the time she came out when she was seventeen, she has had men lining up by the score to marry her. The four engagements in the papers are the tip of a large iceberg. Rumor has it that Mona Lee had been engaged no fewer than thirteen times. Do you want the names of her suitors?
I did and wrote them down fast since Sylvia delivered them rapid-fire from her capacious memory.
Why hasn’t Mona Lee married with such a flurry of activity to rush her to the altar?
Sylvia reflected on this for a minute and posited, Every time Mona Lee and a man got serious, bad luck intervened. I think Mona Lee has been living under a curse.
When I told her that Mona Lee’s four announced grooms had all died of accidents within a week of the wedding, she simply said, Like that.
Do you think anyone might know Mona Lee—a special friend, perhaps?
Sylvia again hesitated then stated, Gladys Hastings was Mona Lee’s best friend in high school. Gladys married William Blunt, so her name is Gladys Blunt now.
I thanked Sylvia and promised her lunch someday when she was free.
She laughed, which made my day, and said, Fat chance! Are you still hanging out above the malt shop?
I looked up William and Gladys Blunt’s address and number to place a call. Gladys said that she would be happy to talk about Mona Lee. She said that she hoped things would work out for Mona one day. She had more bad luck than most folks have in a lifetime already. I made an appointment to visit the next afternoon at three o’clock.
Talk about patterns—tea time was getting to be a regular occurrence in my life. I might have to get my name into the social register again. It is so bothersome to be invited out to events where everyone studiously avoids talking about anything substantial. My definition of high tea was males and females pretending to gentility when they are all trying to get laid by someone other than their spouses. That might be fun for a while, but it grows old fast. The risk of contracting social diseases is far greater than the odds of getting sexual satisfaction. At one time, Sylvia had agreed with me. That was before my life took a serious turn and I gave up frivolity forever.
I arrived at the Bakemore residence at five minutes before three. My powder blue Saab looked like a blue wart in front of the magnificent orders on the porch and immaculate dark green shrubbery around the circular drive. Mr. Bakemore met me at the door and escorted me briskly to an enclosed indoor garden where Mrs. Bakemore sat primly while a uniformed maid stood ready to serve us high tea. The Bakemores were not fully dressed for the occasion, but I was not dressed at all for tea. I frankly did not care. From his attitude, Mr. Bakemore wanted me to get straight to the point.
Sir, your daughter Mona Lee came to my office on Friday afternoon to contract my services as a private investigator. I told her that I would do some investigating before I agreed to provide my services. I cannot divulge the specific purpose of her inquiry on the basis of client privilege. I do want to get some background from you so that I understand the context I am to deal with. Do you mind my asking you a few questions about your daughter? I promise I won’t be long.
Mr. Fulghum, I can guess why Mona Lee would wish to hire a detective. Mrs. Bakewell and I have urged her to do so on many occasions. She is of age. She knows what she is doing although some things are going on in Mona Lee’s life that bears looking into. We have talked. Mona Lee is confused, but she cannot go to the places or see the people she would need to see to discover the truth. I hope you can do that. I will help you both in any way that I can.
Mr. Bakemore, the three fundamental things about your daughter’s background are her equestrienne activities, her lifestyle requirements and the strange fates of her former suitors.
Mr. Fulghum,
interjected Mrs. Bakemore, Mona Lee has always been beautiful and admired. Her father and I have indulged her every whim. We have made no objections about any of her choices as a husband. Mona Lee is, however, independent and high spirited. She wanted to go off on her own. Her hobby as an equestrienne has given her access to the right level of society to gain a husband of the appropriate stature for someone of her birth and upbringing.
Mrs. Bakemore, I assure you that I understand you. When you say that your daughter is independent, do you mean that she is financially independent of you and your husband?
Mr. Fulghum, I can assure you that since Mona Lee was eighteen years old, she never accepted a single penny from either her mother or me. She is an entrepreneur and a marvel.
Mr. Bakemore, I understand that you are an entrepreneur. Is it robotics that you have pioneered?
Mr. Fulghum, I have dabbled in many disciplines and have numerous inventions. Yes, I also have pioneered robotics.
Mr. and Mrs. Bakemore, it has surely occurred to you that your daughter’s lifestyle has financial requirements that far outreach an ordinary income. Yet I can find no evidence of her having a source of income to match her expenditures.
Mr. Fulghum, you should know that before she decided to become independent—let me rephrase that—decided no longer to be dependent on us, Mona Lee received gifts from us that would have made her independent at any time that she chose. She used those gifts to provide herself with an income. I am proud of what she has done.
Mr. Bakemore, how do you explain the strange fates of the men who were affianced to her?
Mr. Fulghum,
Mrs. Bakemore replied, Mona Lee seems to have had bad luck beyond the norm. As soon as she is on course to be married, something awful happens to her suitor. We do not know why this is so.
Mrs. Bakemore’s lip quivered, and her eyes teared up. She used a handkerchief that she drew from her sleeve. Ellen, please pour more tea for everyone. And will you also please pass the canapés?
Mr. Fulghum, rejoined Mr. Blakemore,
Mona Lee and her sister, with whom you spoke on the phone briefly, are our legacy to the world. We would like to see our daughters happily married before we pass. We have created trusts whose proceeds will flow to our daughters in equal amounts. What they do with the funds is, of course, their business."
Mr. Bakemore, if you please, has any of the suitors for your daughter’s hand met with your and Mrs. Bakemore’s approval?
Mr. Fulghum, I do not think a man alive is worthy of my daughter.
Nigel, you are too severe a judge. Mr. Fulghum, my daughter has good judgment. She will find her proper mate someday.
Mrs. Bakemore, have any of the suitors for your daughter’s hand met with your approval?
"Mr. Fulghum, I do not think I would approve of anyone but the image of my husband. No, not a single suitor has had that special something that she must require. Still, the