How to Human: An Incomplete Manual for Living in a Messed-Up World
By Alice Connor
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How to Human is here to help. Alice Connor draws on nearly a decade of experience as a college chaplain to provide a tender and irreverent take on one of life's most fundamental questions: how to be a better human in a world dead set against it.
Connor offers sage wisdom and no-nonsense realism through real-life examples that strike right at the rashes and rubs of the human experience. She'll take you by the hand, tell you what you need to hear, and encourage you to embrace the chaos. How to Human will help you see life as an experiment--not a quest for the right answers.
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How to Human - Alice Connor
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Introduction: Try It, You’ll Like It
People don’t really want to be cured. What they want is relief; a cure is painful.
—Anthony de Mello, Awareness
Listen, my parents are amazing cooks. My dad wooed my mom back in the day by making her authentic French food and my mom has spent months perfecting handmade puff pastry and delicious, moist layer cakes. Eating at their house is a joy. Mostly. When my brother and I were kids, our parents tried to get us to eat all kinds of things—I’m not a short-order cook,
they’d say, This is what we’re eating.
Whenever they cooked something new, they’d say, Try it, you’ll like it.
Sometimes they’d say it in a sing-song voice, as though that would make the lima beans or enchiladas or scallops more enticing. I’d spend an hour at the table staring at that one lonely scallop or forkful of limas I had to eat before being excused, watching it turn unappetizingly cold. I didn’t want to try something new: it was disgusting and frightening.
My little child brain tested out all sorts of hypotheses at that dinner table. I thought, If I sit here long enough, they’ll let me leave the table without eating it,
and, If I eat it really fast and try not to let it touch my tongue, it’ll taste better.
Nope and nope. I thought, I’ve never had this before, so it must be gross.
That one doesn’t even hold up logically. Most of the things I tried, I did indeed like—collard greens, sushi, Javanese pork—and so forgot about the fear. Scallops even, I discovered as an adult, are mind-meltingly delicious when fresh and seared in butter and salt and pepper.
Try it, you’ll like it
is another way of saying that life is really a series of experiments. First, observe things. When I sit in the tub, the water level rises. When someone asks if I need help, I immediately say no even if I need it. Second, ask a question. Why does the water level rise? Why do I reject help? Third, form a hypothesis. Matter added to liquid displaces an equal volume of liquid. If I accept help, it makes me look weak. Fourth, experiment. Add different items to water and measure the water displaced. Spend a day saying yes to everyone who offers help and notice weakness levels. And fifth, reflect on what you’ve learned. I was right about the matter displacing water and wrong about looking weak. Observe, question, hypothesize, act, reflect.
The more we practice this kind of experimentation, the more we learn. Do a thing, reflect on how well it went and what you learned, then go out and do it again, this time with more wisdom behind it. Action, reflection, action. Our actions are more compassionate and fruitful when we pay attention to them. But we can’t spend our entire lives just thinking about things; we’ve got to walk the path back and forth between action and reflection. Just try it, my parents’ voices say, you’ll like it. Looking at your life as an experiment rather than as written in stone is so freeing because it means there is always possibility.
Experimentation is not about having the right answer but about having options. It’s about seeing the mess of the world and trying various things to do something about it. And it can be fun. Experiments are the adult version of playing, where anything is possible and you’re practicing things that will be helpful later. There’s no right answer to being human, the title of this book notwithstanding. This book is about spiritual experimentation and, in particular, about my laboratory: the Edge House campus ministry at the University of Cincinnati.
When I started at the Edge House, we had a lovely, rambling house, a truly terrible website, and no students. I was restarting a community that had petered out, and the house had been empty for two years: all the possibilities were before us. Ten years later, the house is even more lovely, the website is much better, and, depending on how you count, we have six hundred students. We grow vegetables and make bread and pour really great coffee and give it all away. We swear and play nerdy board games. I go into the offices of people I’ve never met just to say, Hello, I’m here if you need me. What’s up in your life?
We have regular dinners, group conversations, and worship centered around honest, difficult questions to help us be better humans.
My students and I put wheels on a red couch (cleverly called the Red Couch
) and set it up on campus every few weeks like a mini living room with a rug, a side chair, and a floor lamp that doesn’t plug into anything. The A-frame chalkboard we take with us has various pithy and sweary invitations to talk on it. We value curiosity and vulnerability over and against defensiveness and rigidity. We are unabashedly universalist and value doubt and atheism as much as strong belief, so we interact with the campus with no agenda other than relationship. We don’t try to convert or judge people, no matter where they are on a spectrum of belief, so the conversations are usually quite jovial. We’re not perfect, so obviously, we fail a lot.
We talk with the people who come by the Red Couch about Saturday morning cartoons and deciding what to do with the rest of their lives. We talk about how to be good romantic or sexual partners and about how messy and difficult the Bible is. We talk about how to live a life of kindness in a world that tells us kindness is stupid. We talk to students and staff, conservatives and liberals, white people and people of color, straight people, gay people, trans people, rich people, poor people, all the people. And every conversation makes us more compassionate to the next person.
When we’re out on the Red Couch, people want to air their grievances, but just as often, they want to give voice to their pain. Once, a student approached to talk about why we had the F-bomb on the chalkboard since we’re Christians. Why would you advertise that? You’re leading people astray.
We good-naturedly argued for a bit about whether it was okay to swear, and I eventually asked him about his schoolwork and how he was doing. We talked for much longer about his tendency to procrastinate and his uncertainty about his career. Instead of seeing each other as adversaries, we were able to talk together about our pain—his about not having the tenacity to do what needed to be done, mine about fear of failure. It’s hard to have these conversations and be vulnerable with people we love, much less strangers (or, perhaps for you, it’s the other way around), but trying it out leads to more possibilities than hiding and assuming.
Being a human is hard, and it’s because we are all wounded. When we were children and we first learned that the world didn’t love us unconditionally, it hurt. And it kept hurting. Whether it was something obvious like abuse or abandonment or something smaller with a slow buildup, we tried to protect ourselves from the pain. We wrapped ourselves in layers of protection, like a cartoon hospital patient covered with so much surgical gauze they can’t move, only we’ve done it to our emotions, to our spirit. We don’t want other people to see this festering wound we carry around inside us or, God forbid, touch it. What would they say? They’d run away, probably. Or, worse, they’d try to fix it. I know it hurts, but I’d rather wallow in the pain I know than reach for the recovery that might hurt more. We’ve wrapped ourselves in so many layers of protection, much of the time we don’t even know what that wound is to begin with; we’ve hidden it from our own selves.
And yet we can still feel it: something is deeply wrong. We can see with our own two eyes the world is messed up—though some trustworthy people say it’s a little less so now than it has been. How do we respond to the suffering of people harassed and killed by police? What do we make of leaders, whether we chose them or not, who lie on the daily to deflect blame? What should we do when our brother or child or aunt lashes out? The institutions we love are dying, darkness hems us in, and we’re all afraid of each other for any number of reasons.
This is essentially the point of the book: the world is a mess right now, and the only way to make it better is to listen to and be painfully honest with each other, especially with people we find repugnant. It’s just that simple. If we can find the gumption to take someone seriously who represents everything we can’t understand and can’t abide, suddenly they’re human, suddenly we’re human. Embrace doubt, failure, ambiguity, and vulnerability, because in doing so, everything changes. Seriously. What seemed impossible is now accessible. What seemed permanent is now transient. This is not naïve, no matter how many centuries we’ve made a hobby of hurting each other. It’s not some bullshit PC thing; political correctness is only a regimented version of empathy, kindness through language, a concept misunderstood by both the left and the right. And it’s not a reprimand or shaming either. It’s an invitation to trying something new.
To get at all this wisdom, each chapter focuses on a concept we practice at the Edge House and includes a kind of spiritual experiment you could try. Most of the time, these are things we literally say out loud to each other, other times, they’re descriptive of behavior. You’ll notice that the chapters overlap a bit in how I talk about their subjects because our brains and souls aren’t so easily described. It’s kind of like a big, thirteen-part Venn diagram with sections of each chapter overlapping sections of others. And as you read the stories in each chapter, know that I changed many people’s names to allow for their privacy.
You might feel uncomfortable reading this book. Trying new things and breaking out of the bandages we have wrapped around ourselves is frightening. Recovery looks threatening because it’s not what we’re used to, and there’s a certain comfort in the pain we know. Yet, intentionally stepping over the barriers we’ve set up is empowering and liberating. The proverb writers warn us about the grass on the other side of the fence, but sometimes it really is greener over there. The Twitter user known as Garbage Oprah writes, Sure sex is great, but have you ever started tending to your childhood wound as an empathic and competent adult?
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I recently learned about this thing that happens to astronauts when they get to space called the overview effect. Apparently, all of them feel this to some extent or another. When they get into space, when they finally get outside the pull of gravity and take a moment to turn around, everything changes. They see firsthand the little ball of Earth hanging in space and understand immediately, in their guts, its fragility and the tenuousness of the thin envelope of atmosphere surrounding it. The Wikipedia article says, From space, national boundaries vanish, the conflicts that divide people become less important, and the need to create a planetary society with the united will to protect this ‘pale blue dot’ becomes both obvious and imperative.
One article I read says that in looking back at the Earth, astronauts can attain a similar spiritual experience to meditating Buddhist monks. These astronauts—scientists and soldiers—have a transcendent spiritual experience recognizing that we are all part of this one, delicately balanced whole. They can’t look at human life or politics or any of the -isms we’ve made up the same way again. I will never go to space and have this experience, partly because I get violently ill on airplanes, but I’ve had similar experiences at other points in my life—at the tops of mountains, at the births of my children. Perhaps you have, too.
Being a better human means practicing kindness, honesty, and awareness. You might like it. It’s okay to be afraid; it will only change your life.
Garbage Oprah, @hannahpaasch, August 6, 2018, https://tinyurl.com/ya5dxjzx. ↵
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Take People Seriously
I think if we could see each other as God sees us, the beauty would be too much. To see the dignity and the value and the beauty of every single person? Could we bear to look?
—The Reverend Heidi Johns, my boss
I met Jesus in a gas-station parking lot. Bought him a cup of coffee.
I’d popped down the street from the Edge House to our local minimart to pick up a couple gallons of whole milk for lattes. I was grabbing the door handle to go in when I heard shoes scraping the pavement and turned to look. He was a very put-together