The Dating Game-Modern Romance Short Stories
By JK Larkin
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"The Dating Game-Modern Romance Short Stories" brings the romance to today with an assortment of short stories inspired by the 21st century's dating trials and tribulations. Join our wonderful writers as we swipe right on paper after page of passionate adventures and mishaps.
featuring the works of the following authors:
Leigh Alder<
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The Dating Game-Modern Romance Short Stories - JK Larkin
THE DATING GAME
MODERN ROMANCE SHORT STORIES
LEIGH ALDER STELLA ALMAZAN SKYE BALLANTYNE NATALIE CARROLL SHARI HELD DAVID LANGE MATT J. MCGEE ARIK MITRA TIM O'NEAL JOSH POOLE LUISA KAY REYES TRAVIS WELLMAN
The Dating Game–Modern Romance Short Stories
Copyright © 2023 by JK Larkin
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Published by Red Penguin Books
Bellerose Village, New York
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CONTENTS
Good to See a Smile
Travis Wellman and Josh Poole
The Accidental Poolboy
Matt McGee
Lost
David Lange
Taking Care
Stella Almazan
An Obtainable Illusion
Luisa Reyes
Nostalgia
Natalie Carroll
Strangers On A Winter Night
Arik Mitra
The Ageless Art of Dating
Shari Held
The Last One
Tim O’Neal
Dating in Covid
Skye Ballantyne
Twin
Leigh Alder
About the Authors
Flash Fiction Romance Bonus Material
About the Flash Fiction Authors
Also from The Red Penguin Collection
GOOD TO SEE A SMILE
TRAVIS WELLMAN AND JOSH POOLE
Mask, wallet, keys, phone,
Caroline said to herself as she checked the items in her purse.
You’ve been saying that over and over all day. Just go get in your truck and drive to the restaurant,
Madison groaned from the kitchen.
I still have half an hour until my date, and I’ll spend it however I please,
Caroline retorted as she dropped her purse down on the couch.
Look, I get that this is your first date since the pandemic started, but you’re blowing things out of proportions. It’s not like it’s that big of a deal. You’re both fully vaccinated now, and you got your booster,
Madison said, walking into the living room with a pack of cookies in one hand and a glass of milk in the other.
It’s also my first date since I recovered from Covid, and I know this should be perfectly safe, but the anxious part of my brain just won’t shut off. What if I get sick again? What if this time it’s worse? What if his profile and the little ‘VACCINATED’ sticker he has is all bullshit?
Caroline’s heart sped up as her mind flashed back to laying in bed, a shivering, feverish mess struggling to breathe between spasms of coughing. Meanwhile, Madison had become one with her recliner and dunked a cookie into a cool glass of milk.
I get that. I got sick too if you’d remember, but we both got better and now, since we’re both still alive, I think it’s time we both get back in the saddle,
Madison replied before extracting the cookie from the glass of milk and biting into the soft morself.
If it’s time for both of us to get back in the saddle, why aren’t you going on a date?
Madison looked contemplative as she crunched through a cookie. I’m not going on a date, because the only attractive guy in this podunk town asked you out already. I tried all the apps, there’s like seven people here and they’re all from the wrong century.
You don’t even like men!
You’re right… Let me rephrase that. If there were any ravishing and available lesbians around here I would also be going out tonight. Instead, I have a date with these cookies and maybe a nice hot bath afterward,
Madison replied.
Alright, fair enough.
Caroline looked through the contents of her purse again.
You’re going to keep doing that until you’re late.
Madison flicked her hand and inadvertently flung milk everywhere.
No, because it’s a five-minute drive into town and I don’t have to be there for half an hour. You want me to crunch the numbers?
Madison didn’t reply, opting instead to stuff another soggy cookie into her mouth and roll her eyes. Caroline checked her purse one last time before rushing off to the bathroom to triple-check her makeup and hair. Everything was arranged properly, and in its place. Every shade, every tone, and every strand of hair was immaculate. All that was left was to take a breath, and remember to drive with the windows up so all her hard work didn’t blow out into a tangled, chaotic mess. She walked back through the living room and towards the front door, devoted entirely to the mission at hand. Madison did nothing but wave goodbye and give a soft, optimistic laugh as the slamming door declared that the game was on.
In spite of being ten minutes early for her date, she could see her date’s Jeep already sitting in the sparsely-populated restaurant parking lot. One of the few perks of living in a town with a population of only a thousand was that you could identify just about anyone by their vehicles alone even if you’d never met them and even if you’d only been there for just over a year. It made using dating apps all the stranger, as you would garner details about people you recognized but didn’t know. She strained her eyes to see if he was inside his Jeep as she drove by, but the tint on his windows made it hard to tell.
She pulled her truck into a spot a few spaces down from his car, and sat in the driver’s seat to think of what greeting she should use as the sun set over the nearby mountains. Rehearsing her lines, she stared at her confident face in the tiny mirror that deployed from the sun visor and wondered if she’d do everything wrong the moment the spotlight was on her. She opened the app again, looking through his profile and trying to find any last-minute excuses to bail. The thought shook her, but with the practiced motion of over a year’s worth of experience she reached into her purse and affixed her mask to her face.
Visualize an orchard, the flowers, the pollen sweeping through the air over the soft grass. Collect your thoughts under the tree, let your eyes wander. Say whatever falls into your head, and hope she doesn’t think you’re an idiot.
What’s the difference between a malbec and a merlot?
He asked, poised at the table like Rodin’s Thinker as he perused the predominantly French menu for any semblance to words he knew.
Malbec belongs in the smoker’s section,
she replied in a rainy, nervous voice. Are you a smoker?
No,
he replied, pointing at the dimple on his chin. I dated a smoker once. Whenever we kissed my chin would put out the cigarette.
You know
she began, I never know if anything you say is true.
Any idea how we ever got a decent French restaurant in this tiny town?
Stranger things have happened. Now streaming on Netflix,
she said in an announcer’s voice.
Her lips resolved to him for the first time since they’d been seated by the waiter, a man who had a conscious symmetry to his appearance, with a tie perfectly positioned, sleeves rolled up in exacting measures, and a centralized parting to his hair executed with Vermeer precision. Her lips were bright red, but against her sepia skin seemed natural, a piece of her own pallet that coexisted formally with the ochre of her fingernails and the explosive hues of her empire dress, a Jacobean Floral sea of copper, beige, and gold floating in maroon like mechanical suns. Her hair was a basket woven with Havana twists while a single braid strayed from the nexus and ran the scenic route down her cheek before falling ineffectually on her collar.
Doodle me like one of your French girls,
her eyes did a loop.
The waiter approached with a militant stride that, he sensed, concealed a sagging weariness from a long day of brief ordeals.
We’re going with the Merlot,
his date declared before the waiter could, in his own perspicacious way, tell them what to get under the guise of asking very specific questions. An art that took little insight to detect, but a lifetime to perform.
What’s that like?
He asked
Ah, the Chilean Merlot. I would say bold, smooth—
Like me,
he leaned and whispered to his date.
Soft, acidic, bit of a plum,
the waiter finished, and his date grew the smile of someone who’d won an exchange without speaking.
Sounds perfect,
she replied, plucking the menu from his hand before reuniting it with her own and submitting them to the waiter like a test they’d confidently passed.
They sat quietly for some time, listening to the ambient noises of the busy restaurant and, he presumed on her behalf, the sound of their thoughts. The truth was, the date was the confluence of everything he’d ever wanted and everything he’d been warned about. An intelligent, seasoned, amicable person that wasn’t from a thirty-mile radius of where he grew up. The truth was, that while he looked presentable wearing those khaki pants and gunmetal grey button-up for the first time since he’d bought it three years before, he scarcely kept himself from collapsing and pooling on the floor. He had the integrity of a waning crescent moon.
She probably knew Shakespeare and all sorts of writers he’d never heard of, and he didn’t know anything but this: that a glass was for a rendezvous, but a bottle was a declaration. It was the only indication that things were going well aside from the smiles that he had difficulty interpreting, if they were genuine reflections of a romantic intrigue or just sparks of amusement. He wasn’t sure if he should bring up what he did for a living, or how working as a housekeeper for all the local fraternity chapters was about as dignified and well-compensated as it sounded. He wanted to ask what it was like being an engineer who was also a woman without sounding horrible. Most of all, he wanted to be able to articulate anything without gridlocking his brain with the certainty that he was completely, imperially, ignorant.
We’ll be getting the steak right? That’s what people do when they go to places like this? What’s French for steak?
He spoke with a tone of mock-confusion to hide his actual confusion.
I’m vegetarian, but you should indulge.
She shrugged, seeming to have lost all interest in him to peruse the food menu.
The next great hurdle to bound over was the delicate task of ordering a steak properly done. He’d never met a vegetarian for all he knew. Did they feel similarly to the average middle-class omnivore? Should he order the steak medium-rare to put forth the notion that hhe ad a great deal of dignified air about him, but that he also wasn’t a barbarian? Should he order it well-done to indicate that while, yes, he was an omnivore, that he believed in eating a product that was as far removed from the raw, natural, living state of the creature as possible?
Were you always a vegetarian?
He asked, having found his own Ephialtes pass to betray any sincerity.
No. A few years ago, I would’ve joined you with a steak,
she replied, twirling her bronze bracelet around her narrow wrist.
So, you would’ve just ordered it blue-rare and tenderized it with a club?
No, you have to do medium-rare at least to break down the collagen in the meat,
she laughed, and the whiteness of her teeth made him lick the coffee-saturated stones of his own mouth insecurely.
Sounds like you worked in a kitchen at some point?
He asked.
All throughout college, yes. I worked in the dining hall and then worked in a fine dining place just off campus for post-grad.
He pursed his lips for a moment before following up, did you like it?
She gave a nod with her head that consisted of multiple, almost imperceptibly small motions, each rearranging the meaning of the previous one until what he was left with was a confused I don’t know, maybe some of it was okay. He’d worked fast food before, and he imagined himself giving the same sort of nod if she had approached him with that very question.
So, what are you looking for?
He asked, having never made the leap while they were messaging back and forth on an online dating app.
Love and a dessert menu,
she flipped the menu over, slapping the edge audibly against the white tablecloth with a dampened thud.
It’s in the middle, between the appetizers and the salads,
he pointed it out.
Oh, you’re right,
she paused for a moment. That’s a bit out of place for a dessert menu.
What was that other thing you were looking for, again?
Love,
she replied, with a blended look of anticipation and sarcasm.
I can’t help you with that one,
he shrugged, and she let out a subdued laugh just as the waiter returned with the bottle of merlot.
He ordered a steak au poivre with a side of asparagus and small baked potatoes inundated in rosemary. She ordered cauliflower steak with a Romesco sauce and lentils, which he had never seen nor heard of before and assumed the worst. The waiter left as if he’d just remembered he left the oven on, which suited both of them just fine.
So,
she swirled the wine for a moment. What do you do for a living, and what do you do for fun?
He wasn’t sure how to spin cleaning up after a frat to make it seem dignified or how to spin his hobby for collecting walnut husks that the squirrels left around the local park as an adrenaline-fueled, brave, ultra-masculine endeavor. In the end, he decided that honesty was, in spite of all of its faults, the proper way forward.
I clean up frat houses for a living and for fun I pick up walnut shells that squirrels chew on. I don’t do anything creative with the shells, I just keep them in boxes because I’m convinced that someday I’ll think of something.
He blurted out his response before shoving a smoldering potato into his mouth to chew rapidly as a way to bring closure to his rant.
You know, that actually sounds really interesting. The walnut shells, not the frat thing.
She replied, excising a tiny morsel of the cauliflower with a fork and knife.
Really?
Yeah. My work has always taken up all of my time, and before when I was in college it was the same but with classes and shifts at the restaurant. Hobbies have always eluded me, so it’s like this great forbidden, unexplored domain.
From there, the conversation changed, covering the households that they grew up in, how he’d spent most of his life living in a small trailer park just off of the interstate before moving into the small southern Virginia town where they were dining. How she’d grown up just outside of Baltimore in a little suburb that sounded like it could’ve been from any 80s slasher film, but had spent time all across Europe under the guise of an art major that allowed for much more opportunities abroad than engineering. He mentioned how he used to work on farms and shovel out horse stalls and she shared the stories of her time as an RA for her dorm hall at university. They discussed cult 70s indie horror and about how nothing made in the last ten years was worth its weight in pig’s blood, and how she’d somehow found her way into