“I have lots of ideas if we get hijacked. I've played every Grand Theft Auto game plus the expansion packs."
"Those games are dope," Emma said. "I spent an entire winter playing GTA after a bad breakup involving a trucker with a furry fetish. I mean, on a cold winter night, sure, I'd put on the suit, but in summer I'd be sweating buckets and the last thing you want to do when you're trapped in four inches of foam and fur and wearing a giant bear head is build more heat. I was slipping around in that thing like a greased-up sausage. Like, dude, why not ears and a tail, maybe some paws, and do the bear bare."
Anil's eyes glazed over. "I have questions."
"I'm sure you do," I said.”
―
'Til Heist Do Us Part
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