Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes Quotes

“(who was way hotter than his other new wife, Ariadne),”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Greek Heroes

“She named him Hipponous, because we don’t already have enough people named Hippo in this book.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“He and Bellerophon signed a peace treaty and took a few selfies together for posterity.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“I’ve got plenty of salt water in my system. (Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“In fact, he sang so well, he attracted the attention of a Muse. (My brother Tyson is here. He thought I said moose. No, Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“For instance, he sailed aboard the Argo, but we’ll get to that in the chapter on Jason. Stay tuned. (Get it? Music? Stay tuned? Well, Tyson thought it was funny.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“On the other hand, I understand how Orpheus felt. I’ve come close to losing my girlfriend more times than I want to think about. If she died, I’d do everything I could to bring her back. I’d grab my sword, march into Hades’s palace, and…And I’d probably act just as recklessly as Orpheus did, only I wouldn’t be singing. I don’t sing.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Supposedly his lyre kept playing on its own, and his decapitated head kept singing as it floated away, like one of those Furby toys that just won’t shut up. (Sorry. I still have nightmares about those things.…)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“into a powerful kingdom called Mycenae. (That’s my-SEE-nee; almost rhymes with mankini.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Helios, the sun god: Bro, take a few days off. I need this night to last! Helios texted back: R U w/Alcmene? Zeus: Totes. Helios: OMG she’s hawt. Zeus: IKR?”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic, and complicated as possible, so that someday Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it. I hate Hera.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Hercules showed restraint. He didn’t chop off the messenger’s ears, nose, or hands. He just sent back a message that read LOL. NAH.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“It was fifty-to-one. The guards never stood a chance. Hercules tossed them one by one into the stables, giving the horses a fifty-course meal of Thracian warriors.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“The only reward I can offer is moving on to the last hero—a guy I personally like a lot. He shares a name with a buddy of mine. Also, anybody who goes on a dangerous voyage to retrieve a sheepskin rug is okay in my book. Let’s take a cruise with Jason.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“The oldest was a boy named Aeson (pronounced like Jason, except with fifty percent more AAAYYYY.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“But you should never count out a son of Zeus. (Props to my boy J. Grace.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“PERCY JACKSON AND THE GREEK HEROES”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Greek Heroes

“Maybe we’ll cover that in Percy Jackson’s Really Minor Gods. (Joking, guys. Please don’t give the publisher any more ideas.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“a really hard time writing about it. I hate Hera. While Hercules was growing up as a cowherd in Thebes, his cousin Eurystheus grew up as the high king of Mycenae. That may sound awesome,”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Greek Heroes

“suspension”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“(Me, I would’ve have drawn eyeglasses and mustaches on all the statues and run away. But Hera and I have a history.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Heck, I’ve journeyed to the Underworld with a sword and a big attitude. But Psyche made the journey with nothing but two rice cakes and a couple of drachmas. And she did it while she was seven months pregnant. Respect.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“mean, Phaethon? In Ancient Greek, that means The Shining. His dad was the sun god, so I guess it makes sense. Still, any kid named after an old movie with Jack Nicholson as a psycho ax-murderer—that kid is not going to have a happy life.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“and, being an intelligent animal, knew what was up. Pegasus nickered.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“bigger than *insert name of whatever boy band is popular this week.*”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Good shoes could keep you alive just as well as a good sword.”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“I’m just a girl!”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“(Props to my boy J. Grace.)”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes

“Which goes to show Jason never knew his wife”
― Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson's Greek Heroes